Harmony High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Harmony, MN)

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Lowell Engle, writer of the highest seller, Sally in Korea, is returning home for the inauguration of his old buddy, President-Elect Joseph McKernan, better known as “Joe”. Louise Elton, long-time resident of Lime Springs, Iowa, is retiring from being manager and owner of a huge chain of Louise Snack Shops. Kamona Haugerud has just completed Volume XXIII of her series on Going Steady and Liking It in four languages. Stalin’s successor has been trying to persuade her to have a Russian edition published for use in U. S. S. R. state schools. David Hoiness, president of the National Chemists’ Association, has recently proved his theory that women can be lovely even after 40. He challenges anyone to an argument on this theory. Harold Jacobson, baker of Marilyn Monroe’s 50lh birthday cake, has asked us to announce his new pastry. Macaroni Jakes. Betty and Wayne Morem have just returned from an undertakers’ convention. Pres. Morem stated, “We had a pretty deadly time.” Emma Ellingson has just opened the latest addition to her line of “Fashion Frocks, Inc.” The enterprise is located in Harmony’s new shopping district, the “Miracle Quarter Mile”. Alice McCabe, vivacious Miss World, has given all credit for her lovely complexion to the former Bonnie Gra-gert and the recipe for blood and onion casserole which Bonnie claims keeps people strong. SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS: Pres.. David Hoi King and Queen of Hearts and attendants. ness; V. Pres., Robert Lein; Sec., Mary Lyn dahl; Treas., Louise Elton.

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With this we I, Thomas (stand still, I want to take your picture) Armstrong, do hereby will and bequeath my interest in taking pictures to the Camera Club—they will be needing it with their new camera. I. Eunice I does anyone know any news) Buri, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to be a cut-up to Alberta Berning and Helen Boice- -mav they do as well as I did. I, Harold (I'm gonna skip school — next year) Jacobson. do hereby will and bequeath my excellent posture and lively class discussion to Wanda Scrabeck—may she make better use of it than I did. I, Lowell (I like Sally and I don't care who knows it) Engle, do hereby will and bequeath my gentlemanly charm to Norman Haugen and Bobby Trouten, because they’ve got a good start, too. I, Louise (I really had fun at our Junior Prom) Elton, do hereby will and bequeath those long nights to Roger Strelow—he’ll make use of them. I, Betty (just call me Cuddles) Hanson, do hereby will and bequeath my way with boys to Marilyn Scrabeck—she can humor them better than I can anyway. I, Joyce (I’m gonna settle down now) Criebenow, do hereby will and bequeath the weight I’m taking off to Susan (Dean’s my man and he gave me a necklace for Christmas) Bales. I, Denny (don’t flirt with me girls. I’m married) Ryan, do hereby will and bequeath my smiling Irish eyes to Ronnie (the handsome Irishman) Ryan. I, Janice (I’m a little Lein-ient on the subject) Michel, do hereby will and bequeath my freckles and my way with Iowa residents to Verlaine (I don’t like boys though) Bestor. I, Larry (Dave and I are thinking about getting related) Laugen, do hereby will and bequeath my title “Public School Enemy No. 1” to Sally Sandvik—may she make as good use of it as I have. I, Emma (can’t wait until I change my name) Elling-son, do hereby will and bequeath my soap and water beauty complexion to Charles Thoen—he’s a beauty too. I, Audrey (“the cave woman”) Copeman, do hereby will and bequeath my waistline and lovely hands to Milton Bigalk—they would look good on him, too. I, Dean (she’s little but Oh My) Willford. do hereby will and bequeath my intelligence, integrity, and initiative to Dave (I’m here for fun) Hanson. A look into Robert Lein, noted Harmony farmer, has just won first prize for his unique way of calling hogs. Carlyle Johnson, big-game hunter, was mistaken for Tarzan during his last expedition, and the eager natives gave him multi-millions in diamonds. Dr. Johnson is returning to the dark continent because he forgot to hunt. Frances Kipp, dancing instructor, is now appearing on TV with dancing lessons. Her assistant. Laurel Peterson, will give the lessons, advertise, choose and play the records, and write the script. Mary Lyndahl, wealthy actress, is returning to Minnesota. She hopes to settle down quietly in a small town, preferably Canton. Dennis Ryan was voted Mr. America or Mr. Family-man of the current year by a poll of women throughout the country. Dean Willford; chemist, teacher, constructor, business manager, salesman, and husband; designed and patented a special heavy-weight pair of shoes for his wife so she wouldn’t blow away. leave you— I, Bonnie (Carl me back to old Lime Springs) Ciragcrt. do hereby will and bequeath my friendship with Louise to Jim Elton and Carol Grant who are both eligible yet. I, Stan (I’ve got pretty waves, but nobody can see that far) Biel, do hereby will and bequeath my Romeo technique and chivalry to Jim Sanden—he’s sure to find it useful. I, Alice (me pretty and intelligent? Never noticed) McCabe. do hereby will and bequeath my attentive class attitude to Ramola Humphrey—who woud appreciate it. I, Ramona (the go steady girl) Haugerud. do hereby will and bequeath my cheerleading ability and my like for going steady to Rosella McCabe—who will need both, next year. I, Francis (once I get them; I keep them) Kipp, do hereby will and bequeath my interesting knights to Corinne Diederichs—who is already making use of them. I, David (I argue because I know I’m right) Hoiness, do hereby will and bequeath my dislike for the opposite sex to Mary Jane DeGreve who needs it so she won’t get hurt trying to keep up with them. I, Carlyle (I like girls, but I don’t have time for them) Johnson, do hereby will and bequeath my girl problems to Clifford Biel who seems to have the same trouble I have. I, Mary (I’m a whiz in physics) Lyndahl. do hereby will and bequeath my aptitude for science courses, and my desire to stay home from school to Ann Armstrong and Naomi Boese, who can’t stand to stay home a few days. I. Joseph (I like football, but I don’t like school) Mc-Kernan, do hereby will and bequeath my natural ability to do my assignments correctly and promptly, and to be alert and ready to answer in class to Mary Ann Pederson. I, Laurel (you go your way and I’ll go mine, but I’ll have more fun than you) Peterson, do hereby will and bequeath my late nights and good times to Eunice Culberton and Doris Bjertness—who will make good use of them. I, Robert (I don’t see any need of going to school) Lein, do hereby will and bequeath my like for girls with freckles and poodles to Jerry (let’s see now) Easier—who also seems to be interested in them. the future— Larry Laugen, pro golf champion, has been excluded from competition because “special ability beyond comprehension has separated him from normal competitors”. Janice Michel, wife of a noted Harmony farmer, has just finished redecorating the interior of the Harmony Art Museum. The minister of the Lutheran Church was called away on Sunday; so Janice delivered the message in his place. Tom Armstrong, photographer for Life magazine, is being haunted by Hollywood for the use of his talent. Stan Biel, world-famous ping-pong champion, just bought a farm and is raising cane—sugar, that is. Eunice Buri, famous hair stylist, recently curled up and dyed (her hair). Audrey Copeman and her well-known husband have just discovered a new passage now making “the Cave” even more lovely than Wonder Cave. Joyce and Joe Carp have joint ownership of the colossal, stupendous, tremendous, Super Service Junkyard in California. They are not accepting jet cars for trade yet.

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HOMECOMING Homecoming Candidates Here’s one of the scenes you might have seen at this year's Homecoming. Queen Alice McCabe and her two little pages, Peggy Lyndahl, and Gloria Kun-kat. Getting the school in the spirit of Homecoming started October 16th at our annual Snake Dance and bonfire. The crowning of Queen Alice and King Lowell was an exciting moment for everyone. The following day, October 17th, was our big game and dance. Starting the big evening off was a colorful parade of floats all based on the theme, “Torture the Trojans.” The sophomores’ float won first prize. After the parade was over, the game with Rushford began. Our school band marched at half lime, using several new march steps. They waltzed, two stepped and ended up with a majorette’s delirium. The big game then finished with the Cards winning their third victory for the season with a score of 210. A dance in our decorated gymnasium, sponsored by the sophomore class, followed. Vern’s Accordian Band played. Homecoming Royalty—First Row: R. Haugerud, A. McCabe • Queen, J. Michel. Second Row: J. McKernan, L. Engle • King, S. Biel. 12