Hannah More School - Within the Lych Gate Yearbook (Reisterstown, MD)

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My, what a seamy trip that will bef' Quick, some water for Madam Garner, don't do that any more. The Madam isn't quite used to our ways, yetf' Thank you, mes cheres. The shock was a lettle too much, and now ,ees Marion Grieb, out, Voici a saloon, no, a salon, pardon. Ze 'Trot In Beauty Salon.' Un grand seign in ze Neon lights says, 'Tails curled, eyelashes plucked, switches made to order. Come in and bring your horse for complete overhauling. We will not take a neighf That's a running business. Pm next Miss Guernsey. ,lust call me Peggy Hall. This ,ees going to be weighty. I see a jail, no ,eet ees a school. You are head of the Math department at Yale. You have found, after ten years of research, a new way to compute the income tax for all nickels found in phone boothsf, Well, guess l had better start now. Where's a telephone?', Mary Josephs, you 'ave married a Mack Truck driver to keep ze wolf from ze door. You are running a schoolie in a petite garret on de back rue of South Allentown. Says you, replied Joe. Barbara Pipes, Ophelia, you are now the Headings of ze International Peace Organization and Society for the Preservation of Aged Historical Documents, with oflices in Cermanie, Italie, Japon, and Bellgie. Peace reignsf, What peace?,i Ophelia angrily screeches. Betty Rood. 'Georgyf you are a traveling salesman of the firm Johnson and Smith Company, advertising, soap, pickles, water pistols, snake rings, and special- izing in Rubber Buggy Bumpers. Bezziness ,as been very had for ,ou.', Well, it's none of your business, said Rood. Dolly Sasscerf' Tell mel Tell meli' Dollie, I see you are a shadow of your former self. You 'ave lost so much weight, you had to geeve up the Grand Opera and go into de Musical Comedy, until you gained back your oundage by laughing. ln ze mean time you have been col- lecting specimens for our Dictionary, which is enroute. All for me? cried Dolly anxiously. Penny Ward, you have just bought a palatial villa in Reno, in order that you may establish a residence, so you can divorce your present husband which is the third one, so that you may remarry the first onc. You have had all the trees cut down so you can get a sun-tan all over. That reminds me of the other day, out on the hockey field. Betty Weisbrod is living on Seventh Street now, eking out an existence by literary contributions to the better magazines, such as, Chile, Life, Saint Nicholas and The American Girlf' I have written a couple of short stories for Miss Jervis, said Ginsburg, looking in the cup at the tea leaves. Carolyn Westbrooke. What zees? Vegatablesl No, a grocery store. You 'ave a little white apron, you peddle ze cauliflower. All ze house-wives of Jonesboro have credit at your store. You specialize in spare ribs and calves' brains. Carolyn quietly fainted. Agnes Woollen, you are traveling in the best of circles, as you are the head of a slot machine ring, with clientele in Uraguay, Paraguay and Pottsvillef, And all my work for the T.T. has just been hard-labor. Her work done, the fatigued gypsy seer left our boisterous friends and went home to rest for a week. Her parting remark, however. left the little group with cold chills running up and down their spines, it was: 6'The worst is yet to come, my dearsf' l23l

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JUNIOR CLASS JUNIOR COLORS: Black and Cold CUNNIE QUILLIN President VIRGINIA MARTIN SALLY BRADFORD Secretary Vice-President MARGARET WHITE Treasurer BETSY BARBER SALLY BURWELL BONNIE JEAN CADWALADER LOIS ANNE CHEETHAM MARY COOKE ELLEN DIXON NANCY ENSOR RUTHELLEN GOODMAN CORNELIA HARRISON CONNIE PETERKIN BETSY PROSSER VIRGINIA RAY MARIE STEELE GORDON STIRLINO ELEANOR WALLER 'LAURA WHITWORTH SHIRLEY WILSON I2SJ