Hammond High School - Dunes Yearbook (Hammond, IN)

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118 19. 19. 5. amines-1922 PRQLOGVIC .XLIIEI Sonic jokes are good and some are punk, Some jokes are hard to lind. And e'en the whole of the joking staff Can't tickle every mind. So if you meet some that are stale, Pretending they are new, just laugh, remembering if we fail XYe'ye tried to tickle you. 1. Milly A.: I'm feeling' pretty blue today. Guess I think about myself too much. Miss Conde: Oh, Mildred, you mustn't let such triiles worry you. Miss Ilotchkiss Cin Iinglislib: As for example, take this sentence: 'The cow ran after the man.' XYhat mood? Freshie: The cow. v Miss Le Duke Cin Geometryl : XYhat is a polyg'on?' Chester Ilarrison: lt must be a dead parrot. Esther C.: I wish I knew for sure if Hanks coming' back today. Father: And I wish I was as sure of going to lleayen as he is of coming back. john Cheyigny had been dreaming of-er-er Lyon knowb in history class when he suddenly awoke upon hearing his name called. Miss Ilreyfolge: hIolin, what is the question I asked you ? John fafter hesitating' a momentl: I know. Columbus discovered America in 1491 Miss llreyfoglez I asked you to explain the difference be- tween a serf and a vassal. Man fentering restaurant, to Waiterj : Have you got frogs legs ? lYaiter: No,-it's rheumatism makes me Walk this wayf' Small boy fto man walking down the streetj: Say, Mr., did you lose a dollar P Man fquicklyj : Yes, did you find one Fl' Boy: No, I was counting how many have been lost today, Yours makes fifty-four. John D.: UVVhy should I wash my hands for school, I never put up my hand to recite. Harold Vtfagnerz I have a job as blacksmith in the cafe- teriaf' John Il.: Illacksmith? How come? Harold Wagner: I shoo Hiesfl

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19. 19. S. EDLIIIBE-1922 117 015132 Turning nf the warm Doris McKay The room resounds with mighty cheers: Yells and whistles fill our cars. NVhat's the cause of this hilarity All this noise and inebricty? Here they come, the naked five, Full of pep, oh! Cluite alive, Led by Powley, short and squabbyg There is Nichols, blonde and snobbyg Long-geared Eggers, hardaboiled Kleihegeg Also Jimmy-strong and mighty. XYhat's our chance, d'you think we'll win? Surely now, we will begin. The whistle blows, the game commences. I-Ias Ida Chayken lost her senses? Look! Powley made one-we have scored, Possibilities have soared. Now we're ahead, now we're behind, Isn't this an awful grind? Play hard, play fast, time is speeding, XVon't you listen to our pleading? A shot rings out-we've won the game! Deafening cheers the score proclaim. w Can it be the boys have learned? Yes, the ancient worm has turned. CHEMISTRY One of our English students attempted to analyze the word theme, This is what he got: T-tire. H-heartache. E-eye strain. M-misspent labor. E-energy, expended uselessly. Following an earthquake in Hammond, John D. was sent to his unc1e's house in Illinois, for safety's sake. Two weeks later his father received a telegram from the uncle, saying, Am sending John home, send me the earth- quake. AT THE SHOXV Sam: Vivian, make that fellow next to you take his arm from around your waist. Vivian: Make him yourself, he's a perfect stranger to me. AT THE SENIOR PLAY Manager: All right, run up the curtain. Louis M.: bay, do you think I'm a monkey?

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