Hammond High School - Dunes Yearbook (Hammond, IN)

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116 19.15. Q. mums-1922 Qtple Florence Hess Pull out your eyebrows, Bob off your hair, Shorten your skirts, Then you'll be there. Galoshes ilopped open, Gr either turned down You surely will be The best dressed in town. Knickers you'd wear Instead of a dress. just so 'twill be said You're ahead of the rest. Slang you will use just to be clever. But thats not good English No! No! Oh, never! in Sueh things it takes For the styles of today. But tomorrow they'll change- It's a fad, I'd say. H A NQTE FOUND IN HALL tl-Xctually foundj Did my lover need her book? Her sweetheart is sorry if she kept it too long. 'Et Merci beaucoup, ma cher1e. 3 lVe'll say Barnum was right. GEMS FROM TEST PAPERS XYe sighted a lion with a mane about one mile from camp. -Marcus D. Hazvtliorne loved to read poultry.-Margaret Dike. Miss Burhans: XVhat battle was it in which General Vliolfe, on hearing of victory, cried, 'I die happy'? Hank E.: I think it was his last battlef, Miss Conde tto ,Iohn Murij : 'XDO you understand Erench ? johnny: Sure-if it is spoken in English. Frosh girl: I don't like my new teacher. Mother: XVhy? Erosh girl: Because when I went to the room she told me to sit in the corner for the present, and she never brought it. Mr. Farley Qtaking pictures of the girlsj: Now try not to think of yourselves at all-think of something pleasant.

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19. 19. S. EDLIIIBE-1922 117 015132 Turning nf the warm Doris McKay The room resounds with mighty cheers: Yells and whistles fill our cars. NVhat's the cause of this hilarity All this noise and inebricty? Here they come, the naked five, Full of pep, oh! Cluite alive, Led by Powley, short and squabbyg There is Nichols, blonde and snobbyg Long-geared Eggers, hardaboiled Kleihegeg Also Jimmy-strong and mighty. XYhat's our chance, d'you think we'll win? Surely now, we will begin. The whistle blows, the game commences. I-Ias Ida Chayken lost her senses? Look! Powley made one-we have scored, Possibilities have soared. Now we're ahead, now we're behind, Isn't this an awful grind? Play hard, play fast, time is speeding, XVon't you listen to our pleading? A shot rings out-we've won the game! Deafening cheers the score proclaim. w Can it be the boys have learned? Yes, the ancient worm has turned. CHEMISTRY One of our English students attempted to analyze the word theme, This is what he got: T-tire. H-heartache. E-eye strain. M-misspent labor. E-energy, expended uselessly. Following an earthquake in Hammond, John D. was sent to his unc1e's house in Illinois, for safety's sake. Two weeks later his father received a telegram from the uncle, saying, Am sending John home, send me the earth- quake. AT THE SHOXV Sam: Vivian, make that fellow next to you take his arm from around your waist. Vivian: Make him yourself, he's a perfect stranger to me. AT THE SENIOR PLAY Manager: All right, run up the curtain. Louis M.: bay, do you think I'm a monkey?