Hamlin High School - Pied Piper Yearbook (Hamlin, WV)

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miar Elass Wills We, the Senior Class of 1957, having c ome to the end of our high school days with a somewhat weak mental capacity, but d e s iring to remember the last days, do hereby state and publish this our last will. I, Joyce Roberts, being of no mind and strongbody, do hereby will my cheerlead- ing ability to Jackie Damron, hoping she will take my place. l, Mary Rose Chaney, having a crazy disposition, do h e r eb y will my ability to run for Mis s Lincoln County to Nancy Barrett, hoping she will do better than l. l, Virginia Thomas, being of sound mind, do he r eby will my business math book to my little sister. I, Judy Nida, being of sound mind, do hereby will my membership in the National Honor Society to my sister, Sandra. I, Reba Clark, being of unsound mind and weak b od y , do hereby will nothing to nobody. l, Nello Thompson, being of feeble mind and a good disposition, do hereby will my abilityto get along with all the teachers to my sister. I,Jerry Bias, being of a lost mind and stupid disposition, do hereby will my frog in biology to Wesley Johnson. I, T er ry Bias, being of a nutty mind and a charitable disposition, do hereby will my jeep to anybody who can afford to buy gas for it. I, Glenna Monk, being of a dishwater b r a in and weak body, do hereby will my abil ity to graduate to Judy, Eddie, and Larry. I, Sabara Swanson, having big feet and tiny ankles,do hereby will my ability to be quiet in c la s s and not flirt with boys to Nancy Barrett. I, Jean Smith, and I, Roland Atkinson, being of unsound minds and witty dis- positions, do hereby will to any junior boy fi girl our ability to be chosen as cutest boy and girl of the senior class. I, Suzanne Walls, being of a mixed-up m ind , do hereby will and bequeath to any girl who will work for it, my cheerleading position. I,Hughla White, be ing of unsound mind and crazy disposition, do hereby will and bequeath to Donna White, my ability to be as mean as l was in school and never get caught. I, Billy Stewart, being of sound mind a.nd b ody , do hereby will and bequeath to Raymond Cummings, my bookkeeping book, hoping he gets more out of it than I. I, Tex White, being of a one track mind and wonderful disposition, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to go to school and study hard in all my classes to Charlotte Browning. l,Donald Lucas, being of a very sound mind and a very serious nature, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to find a friend like Charles Clark and my ability to get good grades to my two brothers, Ray and Ronald. l, David Lovejoy, being of sound mind do her eby will a.nd bequeath to Byron Stowers , my utter devotion and protection in time of need , t o my good teacher, Mrs. Miller. l, Darold Tabor, being of sound mind, despite what some people think, do hereby will and bequeath to Golza Adkins, all my devotion and respect, to my beloved teacher, Mrs. Miller. I, Linda Monk,being of a cottenpicking m ind, do hereby will and bequeath my ability not to catch any boy friends to my sister, Judy. I, Sonja Wilhelm, being of a brilliant mind and sturdy body do hereby will my ability t o g et into unwanted scrapes with Mrs. Van Horn, to Judy Smith. I, Kerman Powell, do hereby will my ab ility t o play a trumpet with as little p r ac tic e as possible and still hold down first chair in the band to Lewis Bias.

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cuiar Cflass Wills I, Jewell Taylor, being of sound mind and witty disposition, do hereby will all my crazy antics to Brenda and Eva. I, Melvin Graham, being of strong mind and s t r on g body, do hereby will my left tennis shoe to Carlos Huffman. l, Judy Burns, having a state of mind not rec ognizable, do hereby will my ability never to miss a mudhole when wearing a uniform to Gloria. l,HelenaChaney,being of sound mind, do hereby will my position as head major- ette to Linda Walden. l, Jean Linville, being of sound mind, do her eby will my ability to be mean at school and not get caught to Maggie Cre- means. I, Sue B r agg , being of sound mind and a charming disposition, do hereby will and b e q ue at h to Sally Adkins my expert ability to successfully play the field. I, Evadean Gallimore, do hereby will my bookkeeping book to Betty Porter, hoping she learns more than I did. I, Mary Jane Miller, having no mind, no disposition, as a matter of fac t , little of anything, do hereby will nothing to no one because I ne e d what little of nothing I haven't got. I, Arthu r Chaney, being of superior mind, and strong body, do hereby will my ability to over sleep the last day of school and not come to Donnie. l, Geraldine Sargent, do hereby will my ability to work to Barbara and Fay. I, Charles Clark, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will my ability to loaf in the h alls without getting caught to my brother, Dennis. l,Barbara Madden, do hereby will my ability to gab all the time to anybody. I, Shirley Miller, do hereby will my ability not to talk much to Deloris. I, Nelda C ummings , being of sound mind, do hereby will myability to get along with others, and pass all subjects to my brother, Cledith. 4-' L. I, Esmond Adkins, being of sound mind and v e ry little brains, do hereby will all my skill in football to Jerry Browning. I, Bobby Stickler, being of a weak mind, do hereby will my books to Claude. I, Russell Blackwell, being of flirty disposition, do he r eby will my ability to stay out late to Jimmy Jeffers and my ability to do nothing in class to Pearl. l, Alic e Stowers, do hereby will my American Government book to Mr. Love- joy. I, Mary Hutton, do hereby will my ability to have as much fun as I have in all my years at Hamlin High School to Linda Burns and Janette Vickers. l, JoAnnThomas,being of sound mind, do he r eby will my Economic Geography book to those who have more brains than I have. I, Dorthy Reynolds, being of unsound mind, do hereby will to my sister, Linda, my position on the basketball team. I, J. B. Lawson, being of fat body and broken arches, do hereby will my music ability to Herbie Adkins and my Super Duper Nose Shrinker to Donald Kingery. I, Har ry Hager, being of weak mind and no body, do hereby will nobody nothing because I have nothing I can give away. I, Gary Lovejoy, having a bland mind and no c om mon sense at all, do hereby will and bequeath to Squeaky , my scars, cuts, and b ruis e s , provided he looks as much like a gangster as I did. We, B obby Adkin s , David Adkins, Johnny Salmons , Shorty Plumpley, do here - by will nothing to nobody. I, Johnny Powell, being of sound mind and unsteady g r ad e s , do hereby will and bequeath my ability to get to school on time and to stay out of trouble with all the te ac he r s t o Billy Smart, providing he doesn't marry Brendabefore he graduates. I, R ob e rta Bias, do hereby will my books and pencils to Charles Bias.