Hamlin High School - Pied Piper Yearbook (Hamlin, WV)

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I, Dennis Frankie Craft, do hereby will and bequeath, my girlfriend, Marie Thompson, to Johnny Craft, providing she will go with him. I, Violet Thompson, being of an unsound mind and quiet disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Shirley Hoover and Anna Duty, my ability to have as much fun in Hamlin High School as I have in the years gone by. I, Lois Pack, being of a withered mind and a devil-may-care disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Bennie Pack, to have as many girlfriends as I have had boyfriends while a senior. 1, James Miller, being of an uninformed mind and no disposition whatsoever do hereby will and bequeath to Joe Miller, my ability to never make above a C and still pass providing he passes it on to someone else. I, Bobby Henson Miller, having the poolology mind that God gave me and quiet disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Charles, better known as Cornbread . Mays, my ability to skip school and play pool and never get caught. I, Donald Dillon, being of a sound mind and crazy disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Bill Chaney my ability of keeping up my poolology lessons and to leam to be a pool shark. I, Cleon Richardson, being of a weak mind and a corny disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Gene Adkins my football socks providing he doesn't wash them oftener than I did. 1, Mary Jane Mason, being of no mind whatsoever and a flirty disposition, (so many friends tell me,) do hereby will and bequeath to Charles Mason my ability to get out of at least one class a day (skipping or otherwise) without getting caught, alsol wish to will to Helen Harmon my ability to ride in a green Chevrolet any time I wish. I, Lavada Lawson, being of a sound mind and a crazy disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Wanda Browning, all my proposing boyfriends providing she has as many as I did. I, Geneva Yoho, being of a very sound mind and a sober disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Mrs. Miller and Mr. Clark the enormous amount of speed in Typing which I have acquired in two years, under the legal faithful advisors, but this has to be divided equally between them. I, Sue Courts, have an unsound mind and a slap-happy disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Betty Courts, my ability not to talk about teachers and to get along with all students providing she improves. I, Dorothy Ellen Elkins, having no mind what-so-ever and a disabled disposition do hereby will and be- queath to Evelyn Elkins, my ability to make A's in Study Hall.

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I, Carroll Adkins, having a used up brain and weak personality do hereby will and bequeath to Dennis Dotson, my ability to finish school without studying. I, Nina Ruth Reynolds, being of a sound mind and flirty disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Jewell Reynolds, my 2if pencil providing she doesn't use the eraser up. I, Betty Jo Adkins, being greatly in need of a brain and a flirty disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Lawrence Buckshot Curry my long Black hair and brown eyes. I, Imogene Stowers, having a studious mind, run-down body, and friendly personality, do hereby willto Nelma Ruth Stowers, my place in the office. I, Jocie Salmons, being of brightbrainsandgiggly disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Faye Salmons, my ability to have as much fun as I did and to get along with teachers as well as I did my years spent in school. I, Dorothy Jean Elkins, being of poorly fed body and sweet disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Jean Dietz, my bookkeeping book providing she makes better use of it than I did. I. Bob Honaker, having a two track mind (liquor and women) and flirty disposition do hereby will and bequeath to nobody nothing because I need all I have. I, B. G. Boster II, being strong of mind, weak of body do hereby will and bequeath to Frankie Hutton, my nickname Bigfoot because of his desperate need for it. I, Leonard Lucas, being of sterling character and personality which is a little weak do hereby will and be- queath to Ralph Lucas, my ability to not agree on a thing with anyone. I, Lucille Stewart, being of sound mind and stubborn disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Anna Cummings, my chemistry book, providing she makes better grades than I did. I, Edward Lee Reynolds, being of unsound mind and noisy disposition do hereby will and bequeath my Senior picture to Mr. Lovejoy providing he can get me in front of the camera. I, Thomas Boster and I, Billy Burns do hereby will and bequeath to Forest Monk, our ability to get along with Mr. Hutton in Vo-Ag. I, Dennis Cummings, having a mind of a genius and pleasing disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Nina Stowers, my unforgetful brains and ability to work.

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I, Helen Settle, being of a changeable mind and a corny disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Brenda Settles my ability to get married before she graduates. I, Virginia Jenny Boo Plumley, having a mind that no one can equal and a catty disposition, do hereby will and bequeath my muscles to Judy Bums and Carolyn Meade to be evenly distributed between the two. And to my sister, Lill, my ability of setting off a firecracker in American History Class. In witness whereof, we, the Senior Class, the testator, have set our hand and seal hereto this FIFTH day of MAY in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and fifty-three. WITNESS . 'I r, 'll Jh QtPLULUj qHjlWtv o ciAslaJ Signed, sealed, published, and declared as, and for our last will and testament by the Senior Class, the above-named testator, the presence of us who, at our request and in the presence of our sponsors and of each other, have subscribed our names hereto as witnesses on the day and year last aforesaid.