Hamlin High School - Pied Piper Yearbook (Hamlin, WV)

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Reola Adkins and Jaunita Adkins are following the famous movie magnate, Billie Joe Smith, trying to get his autograph. Now on a television screen Alberta Dailey steps out into the ring with her manager, Corena Love joy. Alberta is better known as Georgeous Georgette. Now we’re at the Wac registary center where cap- tain Eula May is giving K. P. duty to rookie Ruby Love- joy. We now go into a large air conditioned office where advertising executive, Clifton Yeager is giving dictation to his lovely secretary Jerry Elkins. As we wander up Mud River road we see a crowd of people around the home of Ann Yeager. She is giving a reception for the Reverend Ewell Cummings and his blushing bride, former Avenelle Sias. Here comes a jet propelled tractor. In the driver’s seat is Wetzel Miller who is running his farm on Atomic Energy. What is this? Oh! It’s just Ilene Whitten covered with grease after she swam the English Channel for the third time.

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West Virginia is now the No. 1 state since Bobby Byrd has been elected speaker of the House of Rep- resentatives. Sorry, Lenhart Linville lost out but after all he is a Republican. Jackie Reynolds is an efficiency expert. He is dean of the University of Portersville. Roger Nelson is now one of Barnum and Bailey’s most valuable performers. He waters elephants. Is that school being turned out ? No we've just passed Walter Graham Jr.'s home. Those are his children; he is a famous authority on birth control. Jaunieta Harmon has taken her mother's place at the cannery. Would anyone like to know how to make Sweet Weaver Pickles We see Oddie Ashworth now going into the recruit- ing station. He passed his physical but when they read his mental test they told him they had run out of uniforms. Who is that peeping through the jail bars? It is just Kitty Walker. She has been so upset over Don’s being out of work (since they were married twenty years ago) that she walked out of the drug store without paying. In one of the big professional football games Adrian Rusk, a former Hamlin High School football player, was injured. He fell off the bench and broke his arm. Mrs. Troy Huffman the former Miss Barbara Miles, is now working in her husband's saw mill, chopping wood, but don’t think Troy isn’t working, he is holding the lantern. Now we enter the Bobcat night club in New York where proprietor Billy Vickers main attraction, moun- tain dew-ette, Lucille and Elnora White, are singing their theme song, “Blues Stay Away From Me. Was that an explosion on the Henry Powell farm? No, he just fed his rooster “Lay or Bust chicken mash that was recommended by County Agent, Basil Edwards. We now enter Hamlin High School typing class, where a movie is being shown of the champion typist. Miss Evlyn Miller. She has now typed one thousand words a minute. Ooops! We exaggerated just nine hundred and ninety-nine. We are now in the flashy tacky school where Miss Rita Pack is modeling the world renowned dress crea- tion by Miss La Betty Richardson. 15

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SENIORS FIFTY YEARS FROM NOW Gene Lawson Dr. Dog-Fogg Wetzel Miller I Love You a Bushel And a Peck Betty Gibson Tiie Calorie Kid Jeanette Pennington The War Widow Betty Adkins How Now-Brown Cow' Clifton Yeager Clifton for President Jerry Elkins What the Well Stacked Secretary Looks Like Bud Simons Waiting At The Gate Adrian Rusk Mr. Touchdown U.S.A Roger Nelson Peaches 17