Hamlin High School - Pied Piper Yearbook (Hamlin, WV)

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NAME Dorothy Spurlock - - Lois McComas Patricia Plumley - • Betty Yeager----- Patty Steed ------ Helen Barrett----- Mabel Sowards---- Dorothy Harmon - - Peggy Jarrell----- Jean Carper ------ Jackie Lovejoy--- Jackie Leach----- Bill Curr.y------ Lawrence Barrett - Jay Walden Jr.--- Grover Bias ------ Millard Dailey--- Otis Salmons----- Hercile Barrett - - • Ray Lovejoy------- Bill Hager ------ David Burns------- Lester Hauldren — Donald Sowards — • Raymond Stewart - • Charles Kimble — • Mary Stowers------ Troy Huffman------ Dovetta Pauley--- Ruth Plumley----- Margaret Smith — • Mary Williams---- Maxine Pridemore « Cleta Moore------- Janice McComas - - Clara Barrett---- Doris Chaney----- Mildred Huffman - - Lou Dean McComas Helen Salmons---- Opal Grass-------- Velva Slone------ Peggy Stewart----- Ruth Dailey — - — Esther Salmons — • Mildred Thompson ■ Vonnie Adkins----- Ellen Reynolds - — Erma Lee Craft - - AS Tint J fm0N!ES AMBITION I M-] FUTURE Model---------------- —-----------------Scrub Woman Secretary - - — Fan Dancer Housewife---------------------- Lady Senator Secretary - - Barker Secretary —------------------------------- Ballerina Secretary - - Lady Wrestler Housewife --------------------------------Old Maid Housewife----------------------------------------Bubble Dancer Secretary-------------------------- Torch Singer Housewife - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - Loving Mother Coach------------------------------ Junk Dealer Lawyer-------------------------------------- Bartender Pilot---------------------------------------Crimebuster Pilot-------------------------------- Ozark Yodier Pilot - - - - - ---------------------Wine Taster Doctor - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Pool Shark Husband-------------------------------------Gravedigger Hobo---------------------------Telephone Operator Coach----------—---------------------------- Bouncer Taxi Driver--------------------— Champion Typist Marine-------------------------Henpecked Husband Engineer - -- -- — - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - Horse Doctor Poultry Man ------------------------- Atom Tester Pilot------ — - ---------------- Garbage Collector Bookkeeper--------------------- Boogie Man Jr. Sailor-------------------------------- W ater Man Beautician---------------------------------- Waitress Sailor — --------------Husband to a South Sea Queen Singer--------------------------------Blues Singer Housewife--------------------------- Mother of ten Housewife--------------------------Mother of twins Loving Mother - - Step-Mother Secretary — — - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Hash Slinger Artist----------------------------------------Housewife Doctor - - Model Housewife----------------------Bubble Gum Blower Housewife —-------------------------------- Designer Housewife ------- — - -- -- -- -- -- - Heart Collector Singer —-----------------------------Dish Washer Singer-------------------------------y -Soda Jerk Teacher------------------------------------------Dancer Lady Detective-----------------------------------Matron Beautician----------------------------------------Sales Lady Teacher--------------------------------------------Army Sergeant Teacher------------------------------------------Loving Wife Teacher ----------------------------- Blues Singer Housewife--------------------------------------Congress Woman Teacher--------------------------- Ten Cent Clerk Housewife---------------------------------------Dancing Teacher Z3

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We, Betty Yeager and Ruth Plumley, being of no mind whatsoever and a very giggly disposition do hereby will and bequeath to Miss Kohler our blonde hair, girlish figure and slenderizing clothes providing she doesn’t put them to use as we did. 1, Cleta Moore, being of sound mind, not much body and a pleasing person- ality do hereby will to Betty Plott all my names--Cleta, “Skipper,” “Tuffy, Clementine,” “Snooks,” “Midget,” Moore. 1, Bill Hager, having more brains than I know what to do with but very little brawn, take pleasure in willing to Billy Joe Smith my basketball socks since he won’t have to wash them, they’ll stand alone. I, Ruth Dailey, being of a dead brain and sleepy disposition do hereby will to my brother, George, my ability to hit the basket and also the guard everytime he shoots at the basket. 1, Charles Kimble, being of a mind for future use only and a disposition that wore out from being tardy so many times do hereby will to my sister, Jane, my ability to be in school only two periods every day, five times a week. In witness whereof, we, the Senior Class, the testator, have set our hand nd seal hereto this nineteenth day of May in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and forty-nine. WITNESS v. .(2 Z V3S32 L. t7r P. -jfyf Signed, sealed, published, and declared as, and for our last will and testa- ment by the Senior Class, the above-named testator, the presence of us who, at our request and in the presence of our sponsors and of each other, have subscribed our names hereto as witnesses on the day and year last aforesaid. 22

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PROPHESY SENIOR CLASS Ladies and gentlemen by a small miracle, the Senior Class has borrowed Charles Yea- ger’s famous jet plane to carry us into the future to see where Ruby's and Mary Lee's Angels will be twenty years from now, and if they are still angels. We have a full gas tank and up we go into the wild blue yonder. Our first stop is-New York-that place of fun and frolic. It is said one can find most any specimen of humanity here. We shall see! ! Ah, here's a modeling agency, let's go in and see if any 01 those so called Angels’ have drifted in here. Well, what’s this we see? The little gal who walked away with the title of 'Miss Lincoln County, way back in 1949. None other than Dot Spurlock, who is now star model sitting on her boss' knee, and we thought she was just bragging when she said she was going to New York. Since we are in New York we may as well drop in some theatres. Wow! What’s all that racket on the stage? Oh! now I see. That famous trio of singers, Helen Salmons, Lou Dean McComas, and Mildred Huffman are trying to convince the stage manager, Jackie Leach, that the song, Beautiful Brown Eyes, is a popular song. Poor Jackie. Let's dash over to Chicago now and see where those yelps and blood curdling screams are coming from. There is a fight raging on the docks at the rate of a mighty gale. It seems Otis Salmons and Charles Kimble have finally realized their life ambition. They are famous detectives of law and order. A small puppy has swiped some sausages from a local store and Otis and Charles have been assigned the dangerous task of bringing the culprit to justice. Hey! What was that object that just whizzed by? There seems to be some smaller objects dangling along behind the thing! I should have known. It's just Junior Walden in his new plane taking his twelve kids out for a joy ride. Junior, does your wife know you are being so care- Chicago is getting too rough for us let's move on to good old West Virginia. 1 notice several of our Seniors have settled in and around the large city of Hamlin. There's our old friend, Jackie Lovejoy, once a big basketball hero. He is working very hard, scrubbing floors in Mr. Lovejoy’s new penthouse. Don't tell anyone but rumors are that Jackie is polishing the apple for his eight children. You see, Mr. Lovejoy is still Principal at Hamlin High School. Wow! Look at that beautiful building. It's the new Hamlin High School. That's not all, the Smith brothers go to school there now. Their pretty mother, Mrs. Margaret Smith sure has done her part in bringing fame to Hamlin High. In a round-about-way, of course. Say! Look at that large advertisement for the Double Bubble Gum Company. Walking behind a hugh bubble is our famous bubble dancer, Peggy Jarrell. Peggy, we thought you were going to be a stenographer. Since we're in Hamlin, let's go around to the Ole Drug Store and jerking sodas and winking at the same time is none other than Mrs. Jack Dot Harmon Plott. Some day she may inherit the joint. Good work, Dot. On to Virginia. Here on the beach of the ocean we see Opal Grass and Clara June Barrett fishing. Someone told them that fish hides were valuable, so they thought since people were successful in selling mink skins they wouldn't have any trouble with their fish trade either. Good Luck, girls! You'll need it. less ? 24