Hamlin High School - Pied Piper Yearbook (Hamlin, WV)

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I, Collette Stewart, being of a aound mind and noisy disposition, hereby will and bequeath to Katie Smith my ability to be quiet during study period. I, Virginia Rose Young, being of a sound mind and stupid dispositi on,make this my last will and testament, I do hereby will and bequeath my slim figure to Alice Kathryn Reynolds. I, Wanda Mae Watson, being of a sound mind and stupid disposition, make this my last will and testament. I do hereby will and bequeath to Barbara Ellen Hedrick my red hair providing she doesn't cut it off. I, Bettie Lee Ashworth, being of changeable mind and bashful disposition, will and bequeath to Ilder Jean Hager my ability to get a certain guy to love honor, and cherish, until death do we part. I, Juanita Mae Hinkle, being of scatterbrain personality, do hereby will to Helen Madden my last name, providing she will give me hers in exchange. I, Juanita Faye Reeder, being of sound mind and quiet disposition, do hereby will and bequeath to Mabel Sowards ray ability to make up my mind as to the husband I want. I, Dorris Ann Tabor, being of no mind whatsoever and a spoiled disposi- tion, do hereby will and bequeath to my life-long friend Dorthy Jean Harmon, my interest in Dwight Black, providing Dwight and his mother agree 1 I, Jean Pridemore, being of a changeable mind and disposition, do hereby will and bequeath all of my school books that I have used through highschool to my sister, Maxine Pridemore in the hope that she will get'more out of them than I did. I, Anna Gaye Cummings, and I, Jewell Stickler, being of two weak minds and two quiet dispositions, do hereby will and bequeath to Mary Lou Lovejoy and Joyce Ray our ability to play basketball in peace, not pieces. I, Charles Unk Elkins, being athletically minded and happy-go-lucky dis- position, do hereby will and bequeath to my little brother Carl Mullens1’ Elkins, my title Heartbreaker of Hamlin High , and a pair of my old basket- ball socks, providing he doesn't wash them until they become so dirty he can set them up and step in them. I, Ralph Tommy Lovejoy, with flirty disposition, unsound mind, and 1-A body, do hereby will and bequeath to my big brother Jackie, my ability to have No. 1-2-3-4 girls in Hamlin High, providing that he doesn't go farther than the twentieth mark. I, Boyd Adkins, being of unsound mind and body and sleepy disposition, do hereby will and bequeath to Fred Hinkle my ability to get along with Mrs. Oalyean. I, Bill Hunky Collins, being of a weak mind and aound body, will to Edgar Adkins my position on the Football team, providing the coach agrees to this. I, Bob Sweetpea Vande Linde, being of weak mind and strong body, hereby will and bequeath to Paul Smith ray position on the Football and Basketball team, and also to be partners with Dwight Black on the installment plan bro- thers. I, Eileen Burton, being of unsound mind and quiet disposition, do hereby will to Elaine Ashworth, my temper to add to hers, to make her the boss in the third period Physical Education Class. I, Glennith Stewart, being of unsound mind and sunny disposition, hereby will and bequeath to my dear sister, Guynlth, my Royal typewriter. I, Mabel Powell Sowards, being of sound mind and quiet disposition, do hereby will to Kathleen Barrett my ability to get a husband. I, Lelane Richardson, being of very sound mind and bashful disposition, do hereby will and bequeath to Mary Petrie my seat on the bus by Bill Hager, providing Bill agrees. I, Edward Mutt 1 Roberts, being of strong body and wandering mind, do hereby will and bequeath my manly physique to Coach Roberts. I, Oretha Mae Egnor, being of changeable mind and sunny disposition, will and bequeath to Dallene McComas, my Ipana smile, to be used only when Fred is around.