Hamlin High School - Pied Piper Yearbook (Hamlin, WV)

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0 0 0 0 0 0 0 f 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 f f 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 CL VSJ We, the Claaa of 1947 of the Hajnlln High School, being of aound mind and good Judgment, and In good aplrlta, do hereby make, execute, publlah, and de- clare this our last will and testament. In manner following, and do hereby, by theae present revoke any and all wills by ua heretofore made. I, Bob Curry, being of a aound mind and unstable Judgment, hereby will my ability to sing (moat people call It something elae) to ray big brother. Bill Curry. I, Jackson Arnold Phillips, being of aound mind and flirty with the girls, hereby will to Ralph Swanaon ray ability to skip study hall and then make up with Mrs. Creraeana. I, Raleigh Riddle, do hereby will and bequeath to any sucker who can blow as much as I can, my basa Horn. I, Joseph Mont Childers, being of a sleepy mind and musical disposition, after taking Inventory of my possessions, hereby decide that I need every- thing I now have (and a little bit more). I, Danford Smith, better known as Sawmill, or Big Foot, being of an unsound mind and disabled disposition, do hereby will and bequeath my honor- able nickname of “Sawmill which has followed me through these f xir years In Hamlin High, to Andrew Adkins. I, Carmel Sollazzo, being of a aound mind and quiet disposition, do here- by will and bequeath to Adeline Boyers my ability to get engaged before grad- uation. I, Bernard McClure, with aound mind and flirting disposition, hereby will Raleigh Riddle my Interest In Gaye Billups, and I also will ray study hall seat to Mrs. Cremeans. I, Rose Marie Black, I, Pauline Nlda, and I, Norma Lee Smith, being of sound minds and quiet and sober dispositions, hereby will and bequeath to any three girls to love each other, have as much fun, sell as many tickets, get as many advertisements, and get by with as much giggling, as we have through school. I, Reva Black, being of sound mind and quiet disposition, do hereby will and bequeath to Dwight Bellomy my ability to make good grades In school. I, J3ob Crawford, alias Sure Shot Jr. , being of 4-F body and a Jealous mind,'hereby will my ability to play the trumpet to Conrad Lambert, and my ability to stay In the Harmon family to nobody. I, J. D. Carper, alias Sure Shot Sr. , being of weak mind and selfish disposition, do hereby will and bequeath to Jackie Linville ray position on the football team, and to Jackie Leach my Practice basketball trunks. I, Bob Yeager, being of empty mind, warped body, and a corny disposition, hereby will to Jackie LoveJoy my ability to get along with all the teachers especially Mrs. Oalyean. I, Bob McCalllater, being of Nutty disposition, strong of mind, and weak of body, hereby will and bequeath to Paul Smith my ability to tell Jokes providing they are the right kind of Jokes. I Johnnie Tabor, having a stupid mind and aour disposition, do hereby will my position on the football team to Jarrell Burrhead Hill for the com lng season. I, Guy Bragg, hereby will some of my height to Raymond Shorty Adkins. He needs It. I, Raymond Shorty Adkins, being of an unsound mind and disabled disposi- tion, hereby will to Paul Smith my ability to be a bookkeeper. I, James Russell Elkina, being of 1-A body and a publish, and declare this to be my last will and Crawford all my interest in Dorthy Harmon and to Bob. Gosh, what a reliefJ I, Naomi Jenkins, being of sound mind and quiet 4-F mind, do hereby make, testament. I will to-- Dorthy all my Interest in disposition, do will and r f 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 f 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 'X bequeath to Betty Adkins ray special front seat on the school bus, 0 0 0 0 0 0

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I, Collette Stewart, being of a aound mind and noisy disposition, hereby will and bequeath to Katie Smith my ability to be quiet during study period. I, Virginia Rose Young, being of a sound mind and stupid dispositi on,make this my last will and testament, I do hereby will and bequeath my slim figure to Alice Kathryn Reynolds. I, Wanda Mae Watson, being of a sound mind and stupid disposition, make this my last will and testament. I do hereby will and bequeath to Barbara Ellen Hedrick my red hair providing she doesn't cut it off. I, Bettie Lee Ashworth, being of changeable mind and bashful disposition, will and bequeath to Ilder Jean Hager my ability to get a certain guy to love honor, and cherish, until death do we part. I, Juanita Mae Hinkle, being of scatterbrain personality, do hereby will to Helen Madden my last name, providing she will give me hers in exchange. I, Juanita Faye Reeder, being of sound mind and quiet disposition, do hereby will and bequeath to Mabel Sowards ray ability to make up my mind as to the husband I want. I, Dorris Ann Tabor, being of no mind whatsoever and a spoiled disposi- tion, do hereby will and bequeath to my life-long friend Dorthy Jean Harmon, my interest in Dwight Black, providing Dwight and his mother agree 1 I, Jean Pridemore, being of a changeable mind and disposition, do hereby will and bequeath all of my school books that I have used through highschool to my sister, Maxine Pridemore in the hope that she will get'more out of them than I did. I, Anna Gaye Cummings, and I, Jewell Stickler, being of two weak minds and two quiet dispositions, do hereby will and bequeath to Mary Lou Lovejoy and Joyce Ray our ability to play basketball in peace, not pieces. I, Charles Unk Elkins, being athletically minded and happy-go-lucky dis- position, do hereby will and bequeath to my little brother Carl Mullens1’ Elkins, my title Heartbreaker of Hamlin High , and a pair of my old basket- ball socks, providing he doesn't wash them until they become so dirty he can set them up and step in them. I, Ralph Tommy Lovejoy, with flirty disposition, unsound mind, and 1-A body, do hereby will and bequeath to my big brother Jackie, my ability to have No. 1-2-3-4 girls in Hamlin High, providing that he doesn't go farther than the twentieth mark. I, Boyd Adkins, being of unsound mind and body and sleepy disposition, do hereby will and bequeath to Fred Hinkle my ability to get along with Mrs. Oalyean. I, Bill Hunky Collins, being of a weak mind and aound body, will to Edgar Adkins my position on the Football team, providing the coach agrees to this. I, Bob Sweetpea Vande Linde, being of weak mind and strong body, hereby will and bequeath to Paul Smith ray position on the Football and Basketball team, and also to be partners with Dwight Black on the installment plan bro- thers. I, Eileen Burton, being of unsound mind and quiet disposition, do hereby will to Elaine Ashworth, my temper to add to hers, to make her the boss in the third period Physical Education Class. I, Glennith Stewart, being of unsound mind and sunny disposition, hereby will and bequeath to my dear sister, Guynlth, my Royal typewriter. I, Mabel Powell Sowards, being of sound mind and quiet disposition, do hereby will to Kathleen Barrett my ability to get a husband. I, Lelane Richardson, being of very sound mind and bashful disposition, do hereby will and bequeath to Mary Petrie my seat on the bus by Bill Hager, providing Bill agrees. I, Edward Mutt 1 Roberts, being of strong body and wandering mind, do hereby will and bequeath my manly physique to Coach Roberts. I, Oretha Mae Egnor, being of changeable mind and sunny disposition, will and bequeath to Dallene McComas, my Ipana smile, to be used only when Fred is around.