Hallowell High School - Venture Yearbook (Hallowell, ME)

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' 7 I iw JA ' . CALLED ANYWAY Weep and you're called a baby, Laugh and you're called a fool, Yield and you're called a coward, Kick and you're called a mule. Smile and they'll call you silly, Frown and they'll call you gruff, Put on a front like a millionaire And somebody calls your ,blufi'. 27 Freshman: With feet like yours you should get a job with the govern- ment. Holbrook: Doing what ? Freshman: Stamping out forest fires. Why are you late for breakfast, sir ? asked Johnny's father, as John- ny slid quietly into his chair. Well, you see, explained Johnny, when you called me, I was having a mighty funny dream, and I just slept a few minutes longer to finish it Q H. Miller: Have I the pleasant expression you require? Photographer: Perfectly, sir. H. Miller: Then shoot quick g it hurts my face. Miss Small: And where was Sheridan when he took his famous ride? Student: On a horse. What is ratio? asked Mr. Gil- patric in Algebra. 17 Ratio is proportion, said the Freshman. What is proportion ? Proportion is ratio. But what are ratio and propor- tion? Each other. SPEED How are you getting on at school, boy? Fine. We're learning words of four cylinders now. Wanted: The ancestors of Proko- py Dawidowicz Duda, resident of Wies Kozun, poczta Drohyezin, Pow- iat Kobrin.-J. J. H. THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT Miss Haskell: There are excep- tions to all rules, you know. Frosh: Where's the execption to the rule that we all must die? Miss Haskell: Ah, that's the ex- ception to the rule that all rules have their exceptions. Sonh.: I've added those figures up ten times. Mr. Gilpatric: Good Soph.: And here's the ten an- swersf' Living Editions in Our Library- In His Steps-H. Morgan.

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38 The VENTURE During the sixth inning, the Hallo- well team thinking this lead insulii- cient, pounded out another run. The Cony outfit, getting a run in the 7th, and one in the Sth, tied the score two all. With a man on second, Noyes smashed out a clean single, bringing in the winning run. Payson pitched a fine game for Hallowell, allowing only three hits. Hayden played a fine game for Cony, allowing but seven hits. The lineup for Hallo- well: Sawyer, c, Arata, lf, McKel- vey, 3b, Trask, cf, Vigue, lb, Hayes, 2b, Miller, ss, Payson, p, Noyes, rf. The lineup for Cony: Parquette, ss, Hunt, 2b, Tyson, 3b, Fabrizi, cf, Hurd, lb, Dennet, lf, Burdell, rf, Violette, rf, Rand, c, Hayden, p. May 11 CHallowellJ Hallowell 2 Waterville 5 Waterville took the return game from Hallowell. Showing much im- provement, the Hallowell team held Waterville to only a small number of scores, besides getting a few for him- self. Hallowell offered much more opposition to Waterville this time than in the first game. The lineup: Sawyer, c, .Arata, lf, McKelvey, 3b, Trask, cf, Vigue, rf, Hayes, 2b, Miller, ss, Payson, lb, Flynn, p. May 14 fGardinerJ Hallowell 5 Gardiner 6 Hallowell lost the second league game of the season to Gardiner by one score. At the end of the 9th, the score was tied, then, during the tenth, Gardiner got a run, thus win- ning the game. The lineup: Sawyer, c, Arata, lf, McKelvey, 3b, Trask, cf, Vigue, lb, Hayes, 2b, Miller, ss, Payson, p, Noyes, rf. May 18 CHallowelll Hallowell 5 Brunswick 3 Hallowell won its second league game of the season with Brunswick. Starting in the second, Brunswick scored one run in each of the three consecutive innings. In the sixth, Hallowell drove Sadler from the box. replaced him. Two strong netted one double each for Frost blows Hayes and Payson, and both hits put over a run at the right time. Hallo- well rnade two or three fine fielding plays. With two out, in the sixth, Trask shot a beautiful one home just in time to nail Porter, who was run- ning towards home on Cowley's hit. The lineup: Sawyer, c, Arata, lf, McKelvey, 3b, Trask, cf, Vigue, lb, Hayes, 2b, Miller, ss, Payson, rf, Noyes, p. May 21 fLivermore Falls? Hallowell 3 Livermore Falls 5 Although working hard, Hallowell lost to Livermore Falls by two scores. Hallowell was ahead until the ninth inning, when one strong blow brought to Livermore Falls the vic- tory. As the remaining games on the schedule have not been played to date, it is impossible to include them in this issue.

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40 The VENTURE Daddy Longlegs-R. Trask. Man Size-C. Payson. The Rough Neck--G. Greely. Get Your Man-M. Turner. Blunders of a Bashful Man-E. Carter. A Batch of Smiles-L. Stephenson. Down the Road-By Foote. Revolutionary Days-By Morgan. How to Swim-By Fish. How to be a Minister-By Church. How to be Little-By Small. A Cavalier-By Beau Doin. Methods of Sprinting-By Chase. The Whirlwind of Youth-By Young., HEARD IN LATIN IV Erycis tibi terga remittof' QI will put away the gauntlets of Eryx for you.D Kellogg ftranslatingjz Eryx put away his skin. Bullock: I was told when I was young that I would become feeble- minded if I did not stop smoking. Wright: Oh, why didn't you stop? D. Duplisea fat a gamejz Isn't it just wonderful how our pitcher hits the other team's bat every time? Charlie: Yes, dear. J. Beaudoin: What has a tennis racquet got two sides for? Miss Small Cin Civicslz Water- house, what is a borough? Waterhouse: It's one of them little donkeys. Jack fat the floristsb: I want some flowers, I'm going calling. Florist: Oh, then you want some caulifiowersf' Holbrook: I always study my Latin in the morning so that I don't have to remember it so long. SAMPLES OF OUR EXCUSES AT H. H. S. Please excuse Henry for being absent last Thursday. It was so rainy that he couldn't get out of the door-yard. .t Please excuse Jimmie's absence last Tuesday on account of death. Please excuse Johnnie for not be- ing at school yesterday. He was not there. From a Freshman Civics paper: The League of Nations is where the nations go out every three hours. Miss Haskell: What is a stag ? D. G., '30s A river. Miss Haskell: Tell the story of George Eliot's life. M. T.: He was a woman. ' How the teachers rank according to the Seniors: I 30 for nerve. 70 for blufling. il.-. Wanted : A pair of stilts-G. Foote. Someone to love-A. Vigue. Miss Small Cin freshman civicsjz What happened in 1820 ? Miss Burns: Maine, Patrequin: My grandfather has a well 108 feet deep. Achorn: How near the top is the water ? Patrequin: I don't know: I've never been in.