Haigler High School - Eagle Yearbook (Haigler, NE)

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The HAIGLER NEWS SERVING HAIGLER AND DUNDY cormry may 17, 1965 LOCALS The Haigler News has given Fauniel Bragg the title of uHeroine of Western Nebraskau. For years she experimented with rainmakers and just last week, her efforts have been awarded. Her latest invention has been proven successful. Gone forever are the duststorms with which we are all so familiar. Fauniel now is planning to take a world tour and spend a few of her millions. Mae Erdman, world renowned movie critic, has inet edited a book, the title of which is NA Decade of Oscarsn. tis her very exclusive views on the acadamey award winning movies of the last ten years. A copy of this book has been purchased for the Haigler High School library, using the money which was collected from overdue books from the years l95l-1955. Kaye Andres, famed psychiatrist, is touring the world giving lectures on her recent observations. She found that the brain of a duck can be exchanged with the brain of a human. The only difference is in the manner of speech. She says this discovery led to the launching of the new movie series: Donald, the talk- ing Duck. A blueprint for the new Haigler High School building will appear in next week's News. Dave Sims, architect from Denver, Colo., states that construction will begin in August. The architect attended H. H. S. and thus is aware of the great need for the building. Almeda Bier has just set up her agency in Chicago. She is now marriage counselor with a thriving business. Many of her former classmates remember her a solving their problems while in H. H. S. When asked about her marital status she says Uno dicen, but knowing Almeda, we wonderkll There will undoubtedly be a large crowd from Haiglerattending the ranch sale north of town next week. nEverything goes,N said Mary Sharp, the young owner and proprietor who has made a name for herself in the cattle industry. She has been offered a contract by the Powers Model Agency in New York and will try her luck in this profession for awhile. Knowing Mary, we know that she will succeed. Friends of Russell Hoover will be glad to hear that he will appear on TV tonight over Channel 6. He is to be awarded a trophy for being not only the fastest, but the safest hot-rod driver in the history of racing. Surely everyone in the vicinity of Haigler remembers how he terrorized the predestrians in his hot rods during his high-school days.

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Elmer Wilkining, the bashful boy of the classof '55 has been granted a great promotion in the nCharles of the Ritzh cosmetic Co. in London. He is now the only lipstick tester in the world who has kissed 9,999 women in one year. We now here that Mdse. Pearline Workman,artlst of world fame, is making a tour of the universe. Many of her former classmates and friends will go to Denver June lst, where she will show her display of paintings entitledCThe Lost Paint Brush.l Thomas Wheaton, former resident of Haigler, is now making his home at Waikiki Beach, Hawaii. He is now employed as a beach- wear photographer. It is rumored that there are 5 women for every man at Waikiki this season. He will undoubtedly be a very busy man. Gwen Scrivner, established lady lawyer practicingin New York, has moved to a new location. Her office is now ln the Empire State Building. She is running a thriving business, with 951 of her clients being men. She is still single and plans a short vacation in Haigler soon. nYes, in a very short time, men from Mars willbe stalking the earthn. This is the prediction made by Velda Montgomery, astronomer of world fame. She has been making experiments on animal and vegetable life on the planets. The new song hit of the season is the work of that famous composer of hit tunes, Lucille Schwartz. The catchy, snatchy little title, is, nGilly on the bank of the nDella-wearu pink stood George Weshingmachlne With His Bones-Apartu. Madame Velma Lee Clegg, world's foremost designer of cats' clothing, announces that she will enter the field of designing for men and womens' space suits next fall. She predicts that her styles will set the pace for the world. A motorless automobile has been invented. Patent no. PAT has been issued to Eddy Collins. This brilliant scientist states that the plans for this invention were drawn while he was a student at H. H. S. Word has been received here that Shirley Potthoff, famed Metropolitan opera star who formerly lived here, will give a broadcast tonight over the station I-K-E. She will sing UI Attico Aparenchl Tutte Enonni?n cwho threw the Ovgpalls in Mistress Murphy's Chowderl. 5