Guilford High School - Menunketuck Yearbook (Guilford, CT)

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SUPERLATIVES CLASS ARTISTS Margaret Pascale, William MacGregor CLASS ATHLETES Joanne Kintz, Edwin Tichy BEST PERSONALITY Lynn O'Brien, Carl Balestracci MOST POPULAR Lynn O'Brien, Carl Balestracci ,A 2 'a Qgmr DONE MOST FOR CLASS Cynthia Small, Louis Weady 57127 a BEST DANCERS Margaret Pascale, David Vitali CLASS WITS Doris Tichy, Stewart Putney W..,, CLASS MUSICIANS Merrillyn Price, Carl Balestracci K VW, ,WAV f BEST DRIVERS Linda Cohen, Wayne Page Q3

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SENIOR BEST LOOKING MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Margaret Pascale, Thomas Rutherford Cynthia Small, Michael Chernok u ....... u N MOST STUDIOUS BEST FIGURE - BEST PI-IYSIQUE Joanne Kintz, Michael Chernolc Doris Tichy, Edwin Tichy El Xx.l CUTEST NICEST MANNERS 32 Margaret Pascale, Edwin Tichy Gail Hill, Carl Balestracci CLASS FLIRTS Wilma Hunter, Carl Balestracci DONE MOST FOR G.H.S. Cynthia Small, Louis Weady CLASS SINGERS Patricia White, Wayne Page

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PROPHECY This is station identification - break your date to watch channel fifty-eight. Tonight's program is brought to you by Balestrac- ci's homemade spaghetti and meat balls -- eets-a- magnificof' And now. This is Don Papa Papa, coming to you tonight from the front of the MacGregor Brothers Theatre in downtown Guilford, where the world premiere of that great motion picture The Class of 58 is being shown. The great personalities about whom this story has been written are now beginning to arrive. The first to appear are Louis S. Weady and H. Warren Jones, fabulous oil tycoons, who are co-producers of this great picture. Next we see Miss Wilma Hunter, Guilford's latest contribution to the motion picture world, with her escort, Dave Vitali, currently playing the Tarzan role in W. Langdon Page's new series of jungle pictures. Due to circumstances beyond our control the video portion of our program has been temporarily discon- tinued - Cameraman Warren Roberts tripped over the cord and our three electronic technicians-George Brown, Edgar Carris, and George Jeschor are trying desperately to plug it in again. Here we are back to normal, just in time to see Miss Marge Pascale, who was recently elected Miss America with Richard Howard Starr, her publicity agent. The guests are starting to arrive in greater num- bers as show time is getting close. Here are Patty White, who is now Dean of the Nortontown Con- servatory of Music, Lynn O'Brien, private secretary to the Vice-President of General Motors, and Carol Beauvias and Valerie Bradstreet, who are now operat- ing their new beautician school. Next we see Miss Linda Cohen, Chicken Baroness and her escort Mr. William Leete, Cattle Baron from Texas, and right behind Mr. Leete are Vin Coppola, captain of this year's United States entry in the Olympic Bobsled competition, with his crewman, Barney Kawra. We are very privileged tonight to have with us Mr. Stewart Putney, who according to latest figures in Morgue Magazinef is the Metropolitan area's top mortician. He was driven here tonight in the back of a pale-yellow hearse. And now Ladies and Gentlemen a mysterious black limousine screeches to a halt here in front of our cameras and out steps Michael Stephanovitch Cher- nok, America's top guided missile expert, surrounded by an honor guard .of United States Marines, Arthur Stevens, Sergeant Richard Floyd and Lieut. Steven Raymond. And also arriving on the scene are Nancy Wason and Nancy Emrich, who are the United States' en- tries in this year's World Figure Skating Champion- ships which are going to be judged by Gail Hill, Cynthia Small and Fred Moore, who are now vaca- tioning in Switzerland. We regret to say that we cannot have with us to- night those great adventurers Robert Boguski and Joseph Gardner who are seeking the whereabouts of the abominable snowman somewhere in the Hima- layas. But now entering is the President of Princeton University, Thomas Minns Ware Rutherford with his private secretaries, Beverly Laflin, Joan Franco, and Judy Perkins and Bob Dilzer his special bodyguard. And right behind his car is that of Edwin Tichy, Mayor of Guilford, with his all-female advisory staff, Mary Caroline Reddick, second selectman, Marie Bittner, Highway commissioner and Sheila Sohlberg, newly elected police commissioner. Coming up now are Cathy Offredi and Merrillyn Price, two of the Podunk Symphony's most popular soloists, just back from their world tour. And with them we have those famous four round-the-clock disk jockeys, Doris Tichy, Joyce Suker, Irene Breault and Elaine Alling. Joanne Kintz, the world renowned psychiatrist and Phyllis Hooghkirk, commercial artist who is famous for her advertising posters, are now arriving with Paris' top fashion designers, Eileen Cronan, Lee Waterman and Elizabeth Evarts who have just won the world's recognition for their new space cocktail dress. And two minutes before curtain time we see Miss Emily Walston, the United States representative at the court of Saint James. As the curtain rises we see Mr. George CBertj Ward and Mr. George CHarryJ Kober, that comical T.V. twosome who are serving as our Masters-of- ceremonies for this evening's show. And as the show plays: This is Don Papa - coming to you from down- town Guilford - saying glad we could get together and remember -- break your date to watch channel fifty-eight.