Gregory High School - Gorilla Yearbook (Gregory, SD)

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was aoolying for re- V O N S E G G E R N 3 R O S. COAL GRAIN LUMBER LIVESTOCK --...-0..,,-,,, Phone 55 D A Y O T A M A R K ET . PocHoP, IEAT FRUIT GROCVRIES VEGETABLES Phone l4l PROP. Seventy-seven The dog stood on the burning deck, The flawes were wranoed nvound his neck, HOT C051 Jewry Whitley: .VDQ you like girls?U mom Graeeeer:f KNO, I'm A Women hete?.n Jerry: HThey won't go out with me either. With violet cuddling in his arms, He drove his car---ooor silly Where once he held his Violet, where now is clasned 2 lily. No movie, no ooere, no dancing, no show No cendy,no cer ride,no light burning low, No footd2ll,no sketing, no thrill, no woe, No romance, no loving, He no boy friend ----- NO GO lief and the young lady official wesfillingout the cuetomery form. NDo you owe any beck house rent?Nshe 2eKed.nCourse not.Ain't had for years Got modern olumbin'.H Soz Bob Burn's Grendoe Snezzyz NTimes certinely cb change. I remember 'way back when the Word 'neck Wes Q noun.N

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A .4 if G R E G O R Y F A R M E R S E L E V A T O R C O. ---Q--- F. H. WIBELHAUS I MGR. ---0--- Gregory, S. Dak. M E Y E R ' S B A R B E R S H O P EFFICIENT BARBERS VOULD APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS , , ' , D Seventy-six Swxxt Harix Tyowritxr Co. Jxrxsy City Dxar Sir: What thx hxck kind of a tyoxwritxr is this? Iwillnxvfrordxrbynwil again. As you can sxx thx silly machinx has no lxttxr MXN, youknow, thx fifth lxttxr of thx alohebxt, I am slndihgf it back inwxdiatxly and if I don't sxx my nonxy in thrxx days you will hxer from thx bxst law- yxr in Grxxn County. Vxrnon Xllwangxr And there's the Scotch theetre owner who nlayed nothingbutimysteryolays. They cut his light bills in half. Ve' NPleese!U UNo.n She: He: NJust once.n She: NNo.N ' Pe: UAW, naw, all the kids are going barefoot now.N Drama in Three Acts: Caotain Cook. Act I. Act II. Ceotain Cook end the enni- bale. Act III.Ceote1n Cooked. Jimmie--Dad, what do they out water in stocks for? Dad--To soak the inves- tors, son. Prof: Wwhet is e skelton?H Student: HA stack of bones with ell theoeoole screwed off.N

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C H A M B E R S M O T O R C O. ---0--- NEW CHEVROLET SIX ---O,-, IT IS THE COMPLETE COMPLETELY NEW CAR y Phone 27 1 -ml,ll pix-I 4 R O S E B U D 1 P H O T O C O. I s ---O--- D l QUALITY PICTURES ..-,.0,,-,,, THE BEST I IH THE ! R O S E B U D ,..i.,...-. -.... ., -1.........-. - - Y. -....,-- -..l-V......... Seventy-eight Mother: USonny, don't use such had words.n Son: ndhakespeare used them.U Mother: Hwell, don't play with him any more.U Old Lady: UAre you a little boy or a little girl?N Child: NSure.What else could I be?U Isn't nature marvelous? She didn't know that some day we would wear spectacles, yet look at the way she placed our 63373. At a large university the members of the fra- ternity saved all their semester themes and fi- led them away.This year an up and coming fresh- man needed an essay on nEVolutionU so he sear- ched in the files, but could not fine one on this particular subject marked with a MCH. This was not up to his ex- pectations but it hadto be used. When this paper was returned to him it was marked with an NAU with the following be- low: NWhen I handed this in I thought it deserved an NAU. Boss: NYes, I wantan office boy.Do you smoke? Boy: NNo, thank you, but I don't mind having an ice-cream cone.