Gregory High School - Gorilla Yearbook (Gregory, SD)

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A .4 if G R E G O R Y F A R M E R S E L E V A T O R C O. ---Q--- F. H. WIBELHAUS I MGR. ---0--- Gregory, S. Dak. M E Y E R ' S B A R B E R S H O P EFFICIENT BARBERS VOULD APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS , , ' , D Seventy-six Swxxt Harix Tyowritxr Co. Jxrxsy City Dxar Sir: What thx hxck kind of a tyoxwritxr is this? Iwillnxvfrordxrbynwil again. As you can sxx thx silly machinx has no lxttxr MXN, youknow, thx fifth lxttxr of thx alohebxt, I am slndihgf it back inwxdiatxly and if I don't sxx my nonxy in thrxx days you will hxer from thx bxst law- yxr in Grxxn County. Vxrnon Xllwangxr And there's the Scotch theetre owner who nlayed nothingbutimysteryolays. They cut his light bills in half. Ve' NPleese!U UNo.n She: He: NJust once.n She: NNo.N ' Pe: UAW, naw, all the kids are going barefoot now.N Drama in Three Acts: Caotain Cook. Act I. Act II. Ceotain Cook end the enni- bale. Act III.Ceote1n Cooked. Jimmie--Dad, what do they out water in stocks for? Dad--To soak the inves- tors, son. Prof: Wwhet is e skelton?H Student: HA stack of bones with ell theoeoole screwed off.N

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R e a THE LITTLE C0U9i5U YOU? ' B I R D L I V E S T O C K that tells everybody tohd me that to the the begt ,GREGORY LIVESTOCK COMMISSION CO. ---O--- Auctions every Thursday CLEANING AND PRESSING is done by GREGORY CLEANERS C Phone 26 Q i I . K. Dale Manager ,WW ,-,4,,,--A,,.,,,,,I-,,,l,,-,,..i .......-L-..-..... .... -.--...-.................-.-. H. H O G R E C O M P A N DRY GOODS SHOES GROCERIES --0-- LADIES' G y-t O-W MEN ' S CLOTHING --Q-- Phone 25 F E Q Y R Q gasses! L L E R M I.L.L'S the home of DICTATOR ROYAL ROSEBUD CHIEF FLOURS x nano-..- HIt's The Best By Testu e r , I i I 1 I ! . ......,,,.i...1..-.--. Seventy-five Gregory, S. Dsk. Phone 40

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was aoolying for re- V O N S E G G E R N 3 R O S. COAL GRAIN LUMBER LIVESTOCK --...-0..,,-,,, Phone 55 D A Y O T A M A R K ET . PocHoP, IEAT FRUIT GROCVRIES VEGETABLES Phone l4l PROP. Seventy-seven The dog stood on the burning deck, The flawes were wranoed nvound his neck, HOT C051 Jewry Whitley: .VDQ you like girls?U mom Graeeeer:f KNO, I'm A Women hete?.n Jerry: HThey won't go out with me either. With violet cuddling in his arms, He drove his car---ooor silly Where once he held his Violet, where now is clasned 2 lily. No movie, no ooere, no dancing, no show No cendy,no cer ride,no light burning low, No footd2ll,no sketing, no thrill, no woe, No romance, no loving, He no boy friend ----- NO GO lief and the young lady official wesfillingout the cuetomery form. NDo you owe any beck house rent?Nshe 2eKed.nCourse not.Ain't had for years Got modern olumbin'.H Soz Bob Burn's Grendoe Snezzyz NTimes certinely cb change. I remember 'way back when the Word 'neck Wes Q noun.N