Gregory High School - Gorilla Yearbook (Gregory, SD)

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R e a THE LITTLE C0U9i5U YOU? ' B I R D L I V E S T O C K that tells everybody tohd me that to the the begt ,GREGORY LIVESTOCK COMMISSION CO. ---O--- Auctions every Thursday CLEANING AND PRESSING is done by GREGORY CLEANERS C Phone 26 Q i I . K. Dale Manager ,WW ,-,4,,,--A,,.,,,,,I-,,,l,,-,,..i .......-L-..-..... .... -.--...-.................-.-. H. H O G R E C O M P A N DRY GOODS SHOES GROCERIES --0-- LADIES' G y-t O-W MEN ' S CLOTHING --Q-- Phone 25 F E Q Y R Q gasses! L L E R M I.L.L'S the home of DICTATOR ROYAL ROSEBUD CHIEF FLOURS x nano-..- HIt's The Best By Testu e r , I i I 1 I ! . ......,,,.i...1..-.--. Seventy-five Gregory, S. Dsk. Phone 40

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F. C. K R O T T E R C O. Hardware Lunber Paints Manuel Training Suoolies . GASSEN BROS. McCORMICK-DEEHING FARM MACHINES ---9--- LARGEST QEPAIR STOCK IN ROSEBUD Gregory, S. Dak, Seventy-four Messner: Ulf there are 48 states in the Union, and suoerheated steam equalstheoistance from Bombay to Par1s,what is my age?H Elma: NForty-four,sir. Messner: NCorrect, how did you orove.1t?N Elma: NI have a brother 'dunistwenty-two and he is only half nutsin Van Tetre: WNOW, class, what's the meaning of this Doem?N Poodg WIt's too late, teach. I Van Metre: Nwhat do you mean, too late?N Pood: uRrowning is dead and no one else knows. Ethelynf VNow,before we start this ride, I want to tell you that Idon't smoke drink, or flirt,I visit no may-side inns, and I exoect to be back home by ten o'clook.N von: nYou're mistakenln Ethelyn: NYou mean that Idoany ofthosethings?H Von: UNO, I wean about starting this ride.N Ooticianzuweak eyes,eh: Well,how many lines can you read on that chart? Freezank: NWhat chart?H Vernon E: nSay,old man, can you let me have five n.L. UWo....N W. Vernon-sH....minutes of your tine?U Q.L.-MH...trouble stall son.H ' si

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A .4 if G R E G O R Y F A R M E R S E L E V A T O R C O. ---Q--- F. H. WIBELHAUS I MGR. ---0--- Gregory, S. Dak. M E Y E R ' S B A R B E R S H O P EFFICIENT BARBERS VOULD APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS , , ' , D Seventy-six Swxxt Harix Tyowritxr Co. Jxrxsy City Dxar Sir: What thx hxck kind of a tyoxwritxr is this? Iwillnxvfrordxrbynwil again. As you can sxx thx silly machinx has no lxttxr MXN, youknow, thx fifth lxttxr of thx alohebxt, I am slndihgf it back inwxdiatxly and if I don't sxx my nonxy in thrxx days you will hxer from thx bxst law- yxr in Grxxn County. Vxrnon Xllwangxr And there's the Scotch theetre owner who nlayed nothingbutimysteryolays. They cut his light bills in half. Ve' NPleese!U UNo.n She: He: NJust once.n She: NNo.N ' Pe: UAW, naw, all the kids are going barefoot now.N Drama in Three Acts: Caotain Cook. Act I. Act II. Ceotain Cook end the enni- bale. Act III.Ceote1n Cooked. Jimmie--Dad, what do they out water in stocks for? Dad--To soak the inves- tors, son. Prof: Wwhet is e skelton?H Student: HA stack of bones with ell theoeoole screwed off.N