Gregory High School - Gorilla Yearbook (Gregory, SD)

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R 0 S E B U p C R E A M E R Y ' C O. TOP PRICES FOR CREAM ---Q-+- GREGQRY, s,DAK. 1' L U E L L Y N H o T E L IAUDE FERGUSON Prowrietress A H O N E A W A Y B'R O M' H'O M.Ep ......Q...... Gregory, S.Dak, f,,,,,.--,.- W E M P E SERVICE STATION GAS OIL GREASE TIRES Q ACCESSORIES T I L T O N M O T O R C O. AUTHORIZED FORD DEALER FORD va CARS I COVMERCIALS TRUCKS A LINCOLN ZEPHYRS Phone 5 a A - -- A Seventy-one

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WSTG ECONOMY AT B U C H E S ---O--- ' MEN'S FURNISHINGS DRY GOODS GROCERIES -, .. ---Q--- Gregory, South Dakota , A-f I .,-..,. GREGORY BRANCH N O R T H W E E3 T S E G U R I T Y N A T.B A N K Gregory, S. Dak. ---Q--- NORTHWESTERN AGENCY ,--0--- 'INSURANCE OF ALL KINDS.n Seventy Mr. Thue, Mr. Abraham, and Mr. Messner were argu ing as to whose orofes- sion was the oldeet,the surgeon's,the architecvs or the ool1tician's.Said Mr, Thue, defending the surgeon: NEVe was made from ' Adam's rib, a job of a surgeon.N Said Mr. Messner, UPrior to that, order was created out of chaos,surely the work of an architect.n NBut,W said Mr, Abraham, oroudly defending the Dol1t1cian,NSomeonemust have created the chaos.n Miss Van Metre: NI want two strictly fresh eggs, boached medium soft, on buttered toast, not too brown, coffee with no sugar and Dlenty of Das- teurized Guernsey cream in 1t,and two doughnuts that aren't all holes,W Waitress: NYes, ma'm. Would you like to order any soecial design on the d1shes?N Nwhat causes the flight of t1me?U HI don't know,maybe the SOUP of the moment.N Paul M:UDon't you think that football is often over emohasized?U Jack P: HGertainly-when you droooed from the squad?U Kendellgfvacuum cleaner salesmanl HYou nay a small deoosit. Then you make no mare oayments for six months.N Indignant housewifezuwh told you about us?N

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, ,4 ,S W E E T S H O P av. .H. Funwrnzs, PROP. ---Q--- FOUNTAIN SERVICE LUNCHES ---O--- GREGORY, S. DAK. X. L.L.S T O R E for good H A R DWIA R E and F U R N I T U R E SEE YOUR PARTNERS IN ECONOMY ---O--- I, G. Bain C. W. Webster Seventy-Two Listen my children sn d you shell hear, Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. He jumoed in his flivver and turned on the Bds- The bottom fell out and he broke his arm. Question in Biology quiz NFrom where does the jelly in jellyfish come?N Hadley Ford's oaoer UFrom the ocean currents.N A divinity student named Tweedle, Once wouldn't accent hisr degree, 'Cause it's tough enough being called Tweedle, Without beeing called Tweedle, D.D. Bud Gassen: UI et six eggs for breakfast this morning.n Miss Sigler: uYou mean ate, don't you?H Budznwell, maybe it was eight I et.H nGrest Scott, I've for- gotten who wrote 'BlissY whisoered Bryce, senior, to his neighbor in an English test, NSay,l'll tell you,N offered Lanes, if you will tell me who the Dickens wrote aWTale of TWO CltieS.N Prof:NAnd now, who will define s six niece band?W George Kerner:NFife and a drum.N 1 f -1