Greenville High School - Hi Life Yearbook (Greenville, MI)

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Horrorscope • • • r • • • • r NAME SUPPRESSED DESIRE AMBITION FOR 1965 ' Richard Allen— Dick” Get A” in American Lit. Sail around the world J Calvin Anderson— Andy” Join the Navy in July Retired Admiral in the Navy Eleanor Amidon— Jinx” To play opposite Jean Pierre Aumont Happily married and President of a as his leading lady P. T. A. J Charlene Bailes— Cheezie” To be a beauty operator Two is company, four is just comfy Jean Bierly— Jeano” To have him come home Sail around the world J Eleanor Blanding— Sunny” To give Mr. Swanton a Physics exam To fly around the world Shirley Blanding— Shirt” To live a 48-hour day I wish I had ambition f Edward Blumberg— Blimp” To play pro-football To still be playing football I Harley Bowser— June” Play football on the Green Bay To be single Packers Hazel A. Carlin To become a model To be sharing a bungalow with guess ■ (who?) Lyle Chapman To sleep through U. S. History To be of service to mankind Robert Christensen— Bob” To tour the world Successful businessman Nancy Clark— Clancy” To own a convertible To see F. D. R. and Eleanor out of the f White House I. Roger Clifford— 8 Ball” To work a farm To retire Censored Jeanette Cory— Net” Help end the war Bettie Denman Gale Fuller— Cap” Be a nurse To play pro-basketball Live in a cottage by the sea To own and live on a modern equipped T farm [ Donna Green— Donnie” To be healthy and happy To see the world Max L. Guenther— Lip” To sell street corners on a pencil Bob Hansen— Lefty” To make the Navy Air Corps To be a successful aeronautical engineer I and to be happily married Mabel Jensen— Mae” To get rid of my glasses—forever! To have taken a trip to Denmark Edith Johnson— Johnny” To go to Florida To live in Florida Nina Johnson— Ninie” To own a ranch To be a nurse T A good sized family L Bob Jones— Pint” To be left alone Charlotte Jones— Jonsie” To find the Fountain of Youth J , 1 To succeed in whatever I undertake to Fern Keene— Shorty” To work in an office do Agnes Kildegaard— Ag” No homework Travel in Denmark To have taken a trip to Europe Selma Kildegaard— Selme To get my Physics Lab book in on time just once Frances Larsen— Francee” To spend a summer on the Riviera Let’s wait and see £24}

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Tim Burr Looks into the Future ing is the courageous heroine. Lavcrne Wulf is the blushing hero. Mary Simpson is the other woman. Because he felt that his mind was becoming exhausted, Tim Burr had to glance hurriedly over the rest of the class cf ’45. This is what he saw: Harold Olsen is raising peachless pits. Maxine Thomas and Nellie Pruitt’s Lonely Hearts Club is flourishing. Charles Wood is Professor of Physics at Allenville University where the man of the town is Dick Allen. Carolyn Watson and Charlene Bailes are reaping the profits from their Bailes and Watson Wigs Company. Ruth Snyder is running a heme for the low-grade morons Mr. Robinson was always talking about. Marvin Schutts is diverting his energy to produce a good formula for making synthetic banana peels. Max Guenther is standing on top of the Empire State Building voicing his opinions on Russia. Maxine Brown is settled down as a Pharmacist’s mate. Jim Wheeler and Bob Christensen are manufacturers of noiseless school bells. Marcia Richmond is sitting in a sidewalk cafe on Champ Elysses in Paris painting portraits. Arden Christensen is raising a new kind of sheep yielding 100 per cent more wool and 50 per cent less feed. Ray Vos is chief of the Podunk fire department. But what is he doing? Shoveling smoke!! Harley Bowser and Dick Prevette are still team mates on the Seven Eleven, a prominent football squad. John O’Connor and Bob Hansen constitute a pitcher-catcher combination that is quite a threat to the last years pennant winners. Gale Fuller, after his experience as Chief-of-Police, is a natural to clean up Chicago. Ruth and Eileen have a money-maker in Nelson’s All Night Beanery. Hank Jensen is making reversible umbrellas. Charlotte Sprague is selling artificial sunshine which she makes with her smile. Barbara Wiersma, with all her experience as a secretary, is keeping a record or orphan canaries. After his mental workout Tim fell into a state of semi-consciousness from which he never fully recovered.

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■ ■ ■ ■ • m Horrorscope WORST HABIT FAVORITE SAYING CLASS WILL J Learning Let’s not” Leave Presidency to some fortunate Junior Going out night That's tough My troubles in shop to Mr. Houck r “8 See what I mean?” My fond memories of many happy occasions at G. H. S. to anyone who will cherish them. Snapping gum f I love you” By brown eyes to Phyllis Hoy. See what vou can do Phil!” Losing my temper Gee” Fuzzbuttons” My cheerleading to anyone who can overtake the task My sax to anyone who can stand it F It has something to do with tardiness J Fibbing to Dad to get the car I’ll take a white excuse” Love of argumentation to Alex Taylor Don't that roust you though? My luck” to Don Johnson, and I suggest that he use it to get through Am. Lit. Getting up in the morning Action speaks louder than words” My height to Irvin Lawrence Sneezing Really” My baton and whistle to the next lucky person Procrastinating Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth” The office of mayor to the people’s choice for ’45-’46 Forgetting Never do today what you can do tomorrow” My troubles with a butch cut to anyone foolish enough to get one Nice thick malted after school Oh! what a moldy time” My ability to get up at five to eight and make it to school on time to Johnie Johnson Shooting pool Snapping gum Waiting until the last minute Boing-g” Too bad” Oh nuts” My close class attention to Robert O’Connor Flirting with girls Hubba! Hubba!” A winning Conference team to next year’s captain Eating If there's a will there’s a way My typewriter to Barb Martin Talking tt M To Alex Taylor—my ability to keep quiet in class Yawning Hubba, Hubba” My pitcher’s glove to Floyd Knapp Not answering letters Oh?” My close attention in American Lit. to Gerry Nielsen Gossiping You slay me” My history book to anyone who is unlucky enough to get it r Arguing No” — • Sleeping in class I want to be alone” My pin-up of Maria Montez to some Junior Talking out of turn A lie never lives to be old” Don't leave for tomorrow what you can do today” My Chickcnpox Blues” to Jeanette Johnson My Business Arithmetic to Edla Horton Absentmindedness -Ya” Presidency of Commercial Club to its second president Leaving everything till the last minute Oh, well—” My love (?) of U. S. History to Barb Shilling Daydreaming A sense of humor—lack of egotism” My height to Doris Lawrence {«}