Greenville High School - Hi Life Yearbook (Greenville, MI)

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I Hava you heard Agnes Wilkinson's permanent wave song? God Save The Kink. la ■ Omar Mortensen funny 1 •' He saw a sign in the post office reading Murderer wanted, So he appled for the Job, A woman can be sweet when she wants. Snoop editor's version: Stoop, look, and listen. You're in for a lot of kidding if you're stiff after your first riding lesson. In fact it'8 apt to become a standing Joke. Says Popeye to Olive Oyl-- May I hold your palm olive? Alger Nielsen Joined the Foreign Legion to forget a woman and then forgot which woman he wanted to forget. Old maid's favorite song— Freeze a Jolly good fellow. A Scotchman pinches a dollar till the eagle screams. He figures it's cheaper than keeping a canary. Whoop springs eternal in the human chest The grandfather of one of our seniors put everything ha made on the horses,. and yet was never broke. He was a harness manufacturer. . Judge: Have you ever seen this man Lester Gott under the influence of Intoxicating liquor? Witness: No your honor, I can't say that I have, but I have seen him lying on the floor, syearlng hed catch that .bed next time it came around. Last word in airplanes. JumpJ I hear your husband left you again. Yes. It must be the Russian in him. How's that? He'8 always Romanoff. J. Kieft, I only say what I know. (one of those big, silent women.) Money enables you to go around in the best of circles, but for that matter, so does a bum cigar. Leona Swartz says that most of the people who are now buying oleomargarine have seen butter days. Sharpe: . This story will make your hair curl. Edsall: Wait'll I get Edna. She wants a finger wave. To listen to some husbands, it seems that wives believe in dish armament. A certain burglar claims he needs glasses. He was twirling the knobs on a safe, and a dance orchestra started to play. I'm happy, and all that, of course, old chap; still I wish my wife wouldn't talk so much about her last husband. Forget it? Mine's always talking about her next. ««■• • • About the only difference between a cu-tie and an old maid is that a cutie goes out with the Johnnies while an old maid sits at home with the willies. •Student aviators should be careful of what classes they drop out of. We don't like the way Dlllinger holds his gun, but then—he doesn't aim to pleaso.