Greenville High School - Hi Life Yearbook (Greenville, MI)

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SECTION I. Article I.—We the class of nineteen twenty-three, being of sound mind and good judgment, and as yet, in full possession of our faculties, do this year of our Lord, Nineteen hundred and twenty-three, make this our final will and testament. SECTION II Article I.—We leave to the faculty our hearty thanks and appreciation for their everlasting efforts to instill into our lives bounteous know’edge and other necessities for a bright and happy future. Gladly do we bequeath to said faculty any such knowledge that they may have obtained from us. Article II.—We leave to our noble successors, the Juniors, memories of a model senior class, together with our unpaid debts, our dignities, and our superior airs, which, ’tis rumored, are best to leave behind. Article III.—To Mr. Floyd G. Slentz we now gladly bequeath the formula C3H5 N2C6H3 (NH2) HCL. (diamono-azo-benzins-hydrcchloride) by which white slips may be turned a permanent yellow, in case the yellow supply should run low. SECTION III. Article I.—Marian Ahern wills her classiness to Edith Rosemary Smith (By Request). Article II.—Arnold Baldwin leaves to William Wa’ker his char.ce to go to the “Wright.” Article III.—Irma Byrne leaves to Alice Hayward a few of her suitors. Article IV.—Aage Busk has decided to bequeath his (temper) to Mr. Leland Mote. Article V.—William Blanding bequeaths his chickens to his brother, Abe. Article VI.—Arvin Faber wills to Harry Slotterbeck his dancing shoes. Article VII.—Wallace Rosendal leaves his ability to teach Dane to Ole Olsen. Article VIII.—Harold Brown, out of the kindness of his heart, wills his ability to get on the right side of teachers to his little namesake, D. Brown. SECTION IV. Article I.—Henry Ingraham bequeaths his fleetness of foot to Howard Luscombe. Article II.—Gladys L. Hansen leaves her ability to translate Spanish to Margaret King. Article III.—June Ranney wills her popularity to Josephine Christensen (by request of Mr. Whittemore). Article IV.—Katherine Rettinger bequeaths to Wanda Lawrence her vamping Article V.—Freeman Huntley bequeaths his physical powers to Lyle Price. Article VI.—Vincent Coats leaves his ability to wait on teachers to Lyle Cairns. Article VII.—Bernice Root leaves her oratorical ability to Verna Smith. Article VIII.—David Cooper solemnly wills his marbles to Eldon Hansen. Page Twenty-six

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THE DAILY NEWS Tan Oxfords FOR MEN LONG SERVICE We guarantee evert part solid leather. Popular prices, $4.00, $4.50, $5.00 and $5.50. Sold only by Snyder Sayles SHOE STORES PUREST TABLETS Exactly what the name says. They test out Absolutely Pure. 100 5-Grain Tablets 59c C. S. FLECK S DRUG COMPANY APPOINTMENT OF POSTMISTRESS GENERAL Washington, D. C., April 10.—Mr. Harold Hill, secretary to President Booker, today gave out that the last ir ember of the President’s cabinet was to be Miss Gladys L. Hansen, whc takes the position of Post mistress-General It is the first time in the history of the country that a woman has filled a cabinet position and the eyes of the suf-'ragists are upon Washington to see the outcome. Marie Nielsen, the famous suffragist leader, today made the statement to our correspondent that if Miss Hansen made a notable success in her position, it would not be long before the entire executive branch of our country would be made up of women. FLORIDA TRAIL BLAZERS ARRIVE SAFE IN MIAMA Mia.ri, Fla., April 10 —Three members of the Tamiama Trail Blazers reached Miami at 12:30. Bernice Root did not make the trip but she may come later The entire party is safe and located 61 miles west of Miami, they reported. BLANDING SUIT OPENS TODAY Detroit, April 10.— William Blanding of this city today entered suit for libel against Arnold Baldwin. Mr. Blanding, who runs a beauty parlor, claimed his reputation had been injured by the defendant’s statements in regard to his always having been interested in chickens. Judge Fitz-simons postponed the case until next week. IRISH FREE STATE TROOPS HOT ON TRAIL OF REBEL CHIEFTIAN. London, April 12.— (By Associated Press) —Free State forces are hot on the heels of Ab-bie Watson, Countess Markievisz, and other prominent Republican leaders, and their capture is expected hourly, says a Belfast despatch to the Evening News today. They are said to be hiding in the Knockmealdoun mountains, a rugged, desolate range in Tipperary. Free state army headquarters this afternoon officially contradicted the report that Eammon De Valera has been captured. There has been a complete change of ads in this edition and we are sure you will be benefited if you look them over. Special LADIES, STOP! LOOK! LISTEN! Just imported 1,000 fine Hats from Paris. Come early and avoid the rush HURRY! J. Ranney’s HAT SHOP Dodge Brothers MOTOR CAR They are the result of strength added to lightness, and balance added to both. A. Busk Page Twenty-five

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SECTION V. Article I.—Bill Grosvenor bequeaths his position at the banjo to Bob Gravelle. Article II.—Bruce Fitzsirrons leaves his arguments to Roy Chase. Article III.—Stanley Fleck kindly wills his well groomed hair to William Beatty. Article IV.—Patricia Noxon and Marie Nielsen bequeath their sense of hurror and mischievous nature to Pearl Hansen and Esther Madsen. Article V.—Harold Hill, leaves to Leon Green, ’tis thought, his ability to manage the coming senior class. Article VI.—Marian Smith wills her power of catching a fellow and holding him to Dorothy Brown. Article VII.—Charles Snyder bequeaths his knowledge of teasing the girls to Howard Crane. Crane seems to know how to use it. Article VIII.—Cyril Sayles leaves to Norman Yerkes his ability to cause commotion in the northwest quarter of the north half of section 999. SECTION VI. Article I.—Clement Yinger wills to Leon Green his large vocabulary. Green should get along fine now. Article II.—Vincent Sampson and Derwood Tuttle bequeath their ability to play a violin to Helmer Petersen and Kent Scott. Article III.—Elmer Nielsen kindly wills his love of the girls to Harry Hansen. Article IV.—Louise Frank, Abbie Watson and Olive Addis do solemnly bequeath their quiet natures to Eleanor Wilson, Lola Leak, and Margaret King. Article V.—Devern Darnell leaves his Irish traits to Willard Burkett. Article VI.—Luther Rasmussen bequeaths his huge stature to Morgan Hansen. Article VII.—Mildred Zeigler wills her good nature to any little Freshie who may have need of it. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we sign our name, and pledge our sacred honor, as the Class of Nineteen Twenty-Three. MARION SMITH. WILLIAM BLANDING. Page Twenty-seven