Greenville High School - Hi Life Yearbook (Greenville, MI)

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Are You from Missouri? Fresh Salted Peanuts 5c per half pound Heim’s 5-10-15-25c Store Obetts Walters For Staple and Fancy Groceries 101 N. Lafayette St. It’ a Home-Made Loaf Baking bread with the right kind of ttour is a delightful duty performed these “high cost of living” days. It’s ever so much cheaper. The same money expended with us for FAVORITE flour as you spend at the bakers will give you almost twice as many loaves. We guarantee our flour to you in every respect and if you are the least bit skeptical, we should be pleased to give you enough free of charge, for one baking. Try it out, see for yourself. Don't take anyone’s word. We leave it to you. R. J. Tower Milling Co. “FAVORITE” FLOUR

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S’More Jokes “Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he reap. Johnny repeated it after his father and seemed to have mastered the correct wording. As they drew near Sunday school, father gave Johnny his last rehearsal. “Now, son,” he said, “let's have the Golden Text once more. This is what he got: “Whatscver a man seweth always rips.”—N. A. R. D. A. “Zeke” says this isn't so. |Experience.) Teacher—“Leo, you mustn't laugh out loud in the school room. Leo—“I didn't mean to do it. I was smiling and the smile busted. Teacher—Can you name an important city in Alaska? Pupil—No’m. Teacher—Correct.—Ex. First Man—What's the hardest thing about taxes? Second Man—Getting the money to pay them.—Ex. Here's something queer,” said the dentist. “You say this tooth has never been worked on before, but I find small flakes of gold on mv instrument. “I think you have struck my back collar button,” replied the victim.—N. A. R. D. A. Why is Physics like love ? Because the lower the gas the higher the pressure.—Ex. Miss Griswold—Give three general subjects in which you are interested. D. Slawson—Breakfast, dinner and supper. Charles says you can talk about your diamonds and pearls all you want to, but “Coral for mine. “You knew your lesson today.” said the head of the team, accusingly. “Yes, sir.” “Well, let it go this time, but it looks as if you were neglecting your basketball somewhat. “Zeke —I wonder if Thomas Edison is anything of an athlete? Fat—They say he has made some wonderful records. In Eng. Lit.—Tennyson got married and in the same year he published “In Memoriam. “Drs. Smith and Jinks are going to operate on Hawkins.” “Necessary?” “Yep. Dr. Jinks wants a new car, and Dr. Smith has a heavy note coming due.”—X. A. R. D. Almanac. Here's to our wives and sweethearts, May they never meet.—Toasts. Here’s to our mother-in-laws, God bless them. But we won’t insist upon it.—Toasts. -

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R. H. Wells North Side Restaurant The best place to eat Regular Meals and Short Orders. Special Sunday Dinners at 25 cents. Board by day or week R. H. WELLS, Prop. Eat Daddy’s Bread And the smile wont come off Green’s Bakery £v ryj t c(y fJrac j at Peter vanDeinse f7Am o.'XXdJJL Start The Most Complete Drug Store in Montcalm County GRIPPE PILLS The quickest and most effective remedy for I.aGrippe; guaranteed, or your money back 25c Yes, Ma’m For quantity, quality and reasonable prices, call on J. E. VanWormer The South End Grocer Phone 20-lr Shoe Repairing If your shoes need repairing don’t forget to bring them to J. G. Wolfer 306 South Lafayette Street Greenville Steam Laundry A. E. PRESTON, Proprietor Good Work All the Year Around and Prompt Service 320 South Safayette St. Phone 159 Alumnus: Buy the TYRO Boost the TYRO Special Alumni Dept.