Greenville High School - Hi Life Yearbook (Greenville, MI)

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S’More Jokes “Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he reap. Johnny repeated it after his father and seemed to have mastered the correct wording. As they drew near Sunday school, father gave Johnny his last rehearsal. “Now, son,” he said, “let's have the Golden Text once more. This is what he got: “Whatscver a man seweth always rips.”—N. A. R. D. A. “Zeke” says this isn't so. |Experience.) Teacher—“Leo, you mustn't laugh out loud in the school room. Leo—“I didn't mean to do it. I was smiling and the smile busted. Teacher—Can you name an important city in Alaska? Pupil—No’m. Teacher—Correct.—Ex. First Man—What's the hardest thing about taxes? Second Man—Getting the money to pay them.—Ex. Here's something queer,” said the dentist. “You say this tooth has never been worked on before, but I find small flakes of gold on mv instrument. “I think you have struck my back collar button,” replied the victim.—N. A. R. D. A. Why is Physics like love ? Because the lower the gas the higher the pressure.—Ex. Miss Griswold—Give three general subjects in which you are interested. D. Slawson—Breakfast, dinner and supper. Charles says you can talk about your diamonds and pearls all you want to, but “Coral for mine. “You knew your lesson today.” said the head of the team, accusingly. “Yes, sir.” “Well, let it go this time, but it looks as if you were neglecting your basketball somewhat. “Zeke —I wonder if Thomas Edison is anything of an athlete? Fat—They say he has made some wonderful records. In Eng. Lit.—Tennyson got married and in the same year he published “In Memoriam. “Drs. Smith and Jinks are going to operate on Hawkins.” “Necessary?” “Yep. Dr. Jinks wants a new car, and Dr. Smith has a heavy note coming due.”—X. A. R. D. Almanac. Here's to our wives and sweethearts, May they never meet.—Toasts. Here’s to our mother-in-laws, God bless them. But we won’t insist upon it.—Toasts. -

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Jokes Senior: I always look in the mirror to see if my face is clean after I wash it, don’t you? Freshie: Xo. sir: I look on the towel. Soon after being arrested for speeding this fall. Pete Hillman was driving at a speed near the limit when someone remarked “Hans is behind.” Immediately Pete became ashen white and hurriedly lowered his rate. A smart young fisher named Fisher Fished fish from the edge of a fissure. A fish with a grin Pulled the fisherman in. Xow they're fishing the fissure for Fisher. There was a young fellow named Dale. Who for drinking was put in the jail, He staid there all night, And in the morning was tight. So his father would not go his bail. Miss Macomber—What three words are the most used in our public schools? Doc.—I don't know. Miss Macomber—Good, that is correct. B. Xorton (in Eng. His.)—Mary Stuart was a very beautiful prince who lived— Tidey—Want to buy a ticket for the B. B. game ? Feldt—Is it a girls’ game? Tidey—Why certainly. Feldt—Then give me two tickets. What's the attraction ? Mr. Myers—Why not speak more distinctly? Ethel—A soft answer turneth away wrath. Miss Fish—Xow. in early Saxon times there is said to have been a chieftain's beautiful daughter captured by the Danes— Crosby (yawning and paying better attention )—“What did you say?” Miss Fish—Xow. Porter, it is nothing to be excited about, she died almost 1200 years ago. Crosby—Oh. Ray—There is chocolate on your mouth. Martha—Oh. you’re welcome to it. A. Church—“Lynes Baldwin did not need many clothes on the last sleigh ride.” Mary D.—“Why?” A Church—“He took Coats with him.” The reason Youngs' hair is so pretty is because he uses Xewbrough's Herpicide. Jim McCreedy likes all Detroit cabarets, but is said to prefer the Griswold. Herb—What is the scientific name for snoring? Jim—Sheet music. Fat” likes peaches, but shows preference for the Crawford. What are you crying for, Willie ? I ve got a toothache and thercain’t no school to stay home from.—Am. Boy. (ieorge—What course do you expect to graduate in? Perk—Oh. in the course of time. Awful Calamity.—Charles is afraid he will get lagrippe. He has washed his hands. Pete (inLatin)—Jubet vicessem. (you bet we kiss 'em). Julia (translating Latin) carior ( more dear) dearer. Al.—“Moore, dear. Where’s the best place to hold the world’s fair? Around the waist, of course.—Ex. The joke editor may work until His brains and hands are sore : But some poor duffer's sure to say, “Gee. I've heard that before. —Ex. Herb likes flowers, but was overheard saying he had a decided liking for Walda Rose.

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