Greene Central School - Greenelite Yearbook (Greene, NY)

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 TOM cutcC 7e4frUKe tt y£ t e C z a£ 56 We, the Seniors of 1956 of Greene Central School, Greene, New York, being of sound mind and body do hereby declare this our last will and testament. Bonna wills all future Dead Spots to anyone who can find them! Madonna is taking Gary with her. Gary’s nickname J goes to Andy! Dave Barrow’s skating ability goes to Florence Fox. Bev Morley has the privilege of inheriting Florence's personality. Glenn's shyness goes to Paul Excell. Lois is taking her blonde hair with her to practice on at Antoine's. Don Dillenbeck bequeaths his voice to Kitty Laucks. To Johnny Burrows go Bill Drachler's hot-rod techniques. Sandy Elliott bequeaths her sports ability to those who are less fortunate. Dave Excell is leaving the name Lover Boy to Irving Crumb. To Dave Davis goes Jean Farnham's friendliness. Diane wills her gray matter to anyone who will make use of it. Jackie Greene is leaving English - and is glad of it!! Joyce wills her artistic ability to Graydon Hall. Patti's scholastic ability goes to Larry Huntley. Bob Hunsicker leaves his clock-watching ability to all future English students. Ed Ketzak leaves his blue car to anyone who can make it run! Gas! Helen Kosta wills her giggle to Stan Giles. Guess who inherits Shelva's modesty - June Rounds. Janet and Barb are taking their rings with them, but hope everyone else is as fortunate. The Senior Cape Diem boys are leaving their new fuel formula. Sandy Lott leaves her flirting ability to Dave Hutchins. Millie and Judy are leaving their Saturday night rendezvous to Clara and Janice Beadle. Jerry is leaving his height to Freddy Aldrich. Bob parks leaves his red hair to Shirley Frear. Marcia is leaving fondest memories. Norm's cute smile goes to Catherine Bailey. Dale and Dave R. hope their appearance this year will set an example for next year's seniors. Who else can take Don Scott's place in the Band but Dean Rounds? Cy leaves Sylvia to future seniors. Paul's hunting ability goes to Don Gibson. Bob Tice wills his monkey wrench and grease gun to Jim Lobdell. Bob Utter leaves his clever remarks to Dave Dillenbeck. Dick Van Slooten's history marks go to Alan Williamson. Harry Whittaker bequeaths his sousaphone to anyone who has enough steam to play it. Bud wills his diet to all future wrestlers who are overweight. Sandy Williamson leaves her famous last words Bucky-Do to none other than Jack Dean. Ed Winchell is taking his red convertible with him for future use. Dick Van Name's freckles go to George Parks. Bill Hoyt leaves his whiskers to Grant Schrader.

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 RICHARD VAN SLOOTEN Football 1,2, Vice President 1, President 2; Baseball 1,2,3,4; Bas- ketball 1, 2, 3, 4; Yearbook Staff 4. MILDRED WATROUS HARRY WHITTAKER Colorguard 1, 2, 3,4; Chorus 1,2, 3, Band 2, 3,4; Track 3,4. 4; Volleyball 2; Basketball 1. EDWARD WINCHELL Student Council 1,2,3; Bowling 1, 2.4. RICHARD VAN NAME FFA 1, 2, 3; Bowling 1,2, 3,4. WILLIAM HOYT Wrestling 1; Bowling 1,2,3; Foot ball 2, 3; Chess Club 1.

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'PiofiAecy t6e 956 While reporting for the Daily Planet, the Universe's greatest newspaper, I was as- signed to cover the opening of Space Station No. 561523. I donned my interplanetary space suit to head for the space station. Because of lack of parking space, I took a space taxi. Much to my surprise it was driven by the Man About Space, Ed Ketzak. To pass the short duration of time between the Earth and Venus, we scanned the best seller, Life with a Stranger. by Bonna Armstrong. On the way I passed points of inter- est: Paul Shipton's Space Kennels, the Hunsicker and Beardsley Moonshine Mine and the Stardust Space Resort owned by Edward Winchell, this week featuring Don Scott and his Frantic Three, Diane Gibson, Pat Herbert, and Harry Whittaker, playing the hot- test music this side of heaven. I arrived at the Space Station and was greeted by Admiral Richard Van Slooten, who informed me that this station was designed by Bill Drachler and built by the Bob Tice Construction Company. He also told his secretary Barbara Sutton to take me on a tour of the Space Station. My first stop was at the Station Diner, for a breakfast of Sugar Jets. Here I saw Joyce Hall and Shelva Lane as waitresses. Our next stop, out of pure neces- sity. was at the Hospital. I was here introduced to Dr. Basil Williams and his small but competent staff of Helen Kosta and Judy Manley. Next door was the ultra-modern school, with Norman Pixley, supervising principal. In my tour here I met Madonna Armstrong, Spenglish teacher (Space English); Sandra Elliott, Physical Education Director; Sandra Williamson, School Nurse; Janet Lantz, Homemaking teacher; William Hoyt, teaching Mathematics and Science respectively. Before leaving, I was allowed to sit in on a lecture on the Evils of Going Steady given by Professor David Excell, with Jerry McNulty sitting in the front seat, the chief defender of the argument. I left the school to go to Bob Utter's Space Theater in time to catch the latest news films from Earth. In these we saw Bob Parks capture the world wrestling crown. Jack Greene and Mildred Watrous win academy awards, Don Dillenbeck as volleyball King and Roger Shafer's last lap of the Indianapolis ”500. Leaving the theater on the way to Embarkation pointy we passed Lois Copeland and Florence Barrow's Beauty Salon, next door to Marcia Patton's and Jean Farnham's Haber- dashery. When I arrived at the take-off point, 1 was lucky to catch the 2:35 back to Earth. I was greeted by Sandra Lott, Chief Stewardess, and Dale Robinson, pilot. I was pleased to meet the two millionaires from Hall street, Dick Van Name and Dave Bar- rows, who had donated the money for the space station. Gary Babcock, Universal Press