Johnstown High School - Spectator Yearbook (Johnstown, PA)

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30 K THYE SPECTATOR , girl, cabl on a German. Also see that she translates the next day's lesson. R. Jones- in English: She fed her dogs angel food. A dog biscuit for Roy. What would Carrie Nation say if she knew that Ginn and Company was the source of our knowledge? He---How would you get down from a donkey? lt---Climb down, of course. He---I wouldn't, l'd get down off a goose. Why, Oh, why, my heart this sadness? QFrom a favorite poem.j l'm in the 5 O'clock' Club, of course. After Kellar got his, Oh, what a face, what a face, what a face, golly, what a face he made. Hotty to Grifhth in chapel: The funny part of it was that- Mr. J-- Ccuttinginq Aw, live heard that joke before, the ofhce for yours. After the class fight: Mama, mama, Jakie's in trouble again. The shanty of the Five O'clock Club. We're here because we had to come. We stay because we can't get out. We hoped we wouldn't meet to-night, But a quorum brought the thing about. Chorus: Glory, glory, hallelujah, etc. In Trig.---Professor: John W- what is the sign of afHnity? John: A tumble-down eight. Right you are, Roger---ahem. The evil men do lives after them. The Senior Glee Club has reorganized. Vincent has evidently lost interest in the robins. At least we have had no recent effusions from him upon that subject.

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THE SPECTATOR Z9 Soup. Huh! Yourcould pull my old man's leg clear off and then only get 50 cents. The new Senior gag: Aw, sew a button on that. Mr. Kraybill Qcoming to Room Nl at 9:15.J Miss W--, how many people are there in this room? W. Suppes Qbutting in.J Twenty-three and one girl. At last we know why Lincoln's head is on the new penny. But we ain't going to tell. As the 5 O'clock Club has not had its initial meeting for the year IQOQ'IO, we have not had time to become ac- quainted with the new members. We hope to have better luck next time since one of the funny men is a victim. ' Oh, you Kindergarten! Talk about your system. Well, I guess. Teacher in English class: Prepositions are bad words to end sentences with. Who says that Latin isn't practical? Adams was caught in a grocery store this summer labeling cabbages 5 cents per capita. Teacher: Name the bones of the skull, George. Chic: I have them all in my head, but can't think of them just now, Junior: Do you wear those flashy socks every day? Brilliant Senior: No, just off and on. From Freshman essay: The natives are slick at climbing trees. Sara Nliller is nominally the class grind. Tickets, tickets, calledLConductor Jacobs, as Gins- berg slept on, but 'twas of no use, for the place of changing cars was already past. The lesson rolled on and on. A Freshie girl describing her ideal, He had curly teeth and large, even hair. Anew CPD Senior discovery: When you call on a

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THE SPECTATQR Sl When will Mr. Kraybill be in the room? inquired the visitor. Soon as we make a noise, replied the witty stude. Yes, Mr. Fruhlinger, the Dictionary may be consulted, To graduate now isfnot as hard as it looks. QEch- oed from the chapeI.J No! Its harder! Some of the ways the Freshmen spell it: Meyer, Myer, Meir, Myra, Mire. Q 'Tis good business, said the cinder, As the train went whizzing by, To seek every opportunity To get in the public eye. -SWIPED. Miss WE- notice in Study Hall originally read: Seniors will make a polished translation of lines I-IOO in the Chaucer. A simple twist of the wrist and it read: Seniors will make a Polish translation of lines 1-loo in the Chaucer. By looking over the records we find that a few more students have become members of the Criminal Coterie. A new dance has been suggested by Prof. Kraybill, namely, a three-step: Directions---Ist step out of line. 2nd step to the ofhce. 3rd ditto to the 5 O'clock Club. Notice: You will be given slips in a day or two. -rPhysics may be taken any period of the morning. Aha! a poet on the faculty. S-s-sh, listen. While giving out books the other day, a certain teacher composed the following: - There are some without a date, Those belong to nineteen eight. DEFINITIONS IN PHYSICS 1. Education---A mix-up of trouble. 2. A Point---The ghost of a departed quantity.