Johnstown High School - Spectator Yearbook (Johnstown, PA)

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THE SPECTATOR Z9 Soup. Huh! Yourcould pull my old man's leg clear off and then only get 50 cents. The new Senior gag: Aw, sew a button on that. Mr. Kraybill Qcoming to Room Nl at 9:15.J Miss W--, how many people are there in this room? W. Suppes Qbutting in.J Twenty-three and one girl. At last we know why Lincoln's head is on the new penny. But we ain't going to tell. As the 5 O'clock Club has not had its initial meeting for the year IQOQ'IO, we have not had time to become ac- quainted with the new members. We hope to have better luck next time since one of the funny men is a victim. ' Oh, you Kindergarten! Talk about your system. Well, I guess. Teacher in English class: Prepositions are bad words to end sentences with. Who says that Latin isn't practical? Adams was caught in a grocery store this summer labeling cabbages 5 cents per capita. Teacher: Name the bones of the skull, George. Chic: I have them all in my head, but can't think of them just now, Junior: Do you wear those flashy socks every day? Brilliant Senior: No, just off and on. From Freshman essay: The natives are slick at climbing trees. Sara Nliller is nominally the class grind. Tickets, tickets, calledLConductor Jacobs, as Gins- berg slept on, but 'twas of no use, for the place of changing cars was already past. The lesson rolled on and on. A Freshie girl describing her ideal, He had curly teeth and large, even hair. Anew CPD Senior discovery: When you call on a

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28 THE SPECTATOR winners of Pittsburg High School were Nlaisch, Bebout, Rosenthal, and Lambing. Roy Leventry is the only veteran tackle of the football team at Cornell this fall. The captain of the Franklin and Marshall eleven this year is Webster O. Saylor, ,O7. Thomas Pinder '07, is Vice-Commodore of the Syra- cuse Crew. The University of Pittsburg's football team will again be strengthened with John Lindsey '07, on end. Dolan and Rogers have reported for football practice at State. Luck to Buck and Jim, MWKK N32 I f MLB! X N Embalmed wit resuscitated and served with trimmings a la up to date. Don't shoot the jestersg they're doing their best. The North Pole has been Cooked, but it was a Peary- less job. Soup 'I0. Say, Art, how do you get money? Shallen fetc., to be continued in our next.J Just pull dad's leg for tive dollars.

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30 K THYE SPECTATOR , girl, cabl on a German. Also see that she translates the next day's lesson. R. Jones- in English: She fed her dogs angel food. A dog biscuit for Roy. What would Carrie Nation say if she knew that Ginn and Company was the source of our knowledge? He---How would you get down from a donkey? lt---Climb down, of course. He---I wouldn't, l'd get down off a goose. Why, Oh, why, my heart this sadness? QFrom a favorite poem.j l'm in the 5 O'clock' Club, of course. After Kellar got his, Oh, what a face, what a face, what a face, golly, what a face he made. Hotty to Grifhth in chapel: The funny part of it was that- Mr. J-- Ccuttinginq Aw, live heard that joke before, the ofhce for yours. After the class fight: Mama, mama, Jakie's in trouble again. The shanty of the Five O'clock Club. We're here because we had to come. We stay because we can't get out. We hoped we wouldn't meet to-night, But a quorum brought the thing about. Chorus: Glory, glory, hallelujah, etc. In Trig.---Professor: John W- what is the sign of afHnity? John: A tumble-down eight. Right you are, Roger---ahem. The evil men do lives after them. The Senior Glee Club has reorganized. Vincent has evidently lost interest in the robins. At least we have had no recent effusions from him upon that subject.