Goshen Central High School - Yearbook (Goshen, NY)

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SENIOR SEQUENC E—C LASS OF 1944 21 CLASS PROPHECY Sue Bally passed her Civil Service test and the Government placed her where she was best fitted: modelling lingerie for the men, so they can pick what they want as gifts for friends and relatives. Eleanor Frey, after studying to be a secretary, is now downtown sitting at a switchboard saying: Number, pulease. Fi-uv, ni-un, ni-un? Thank you. She has a husband, but he feels at home playing housewife, since he was on KP for three years. Irene Myruski whistled at thesailors so much that she has become an expert whistler. Now she whistles for America fifteen minutes every night at 7:30 p.m. on WOR. Marie Springer. Little Marie has taken, as you know, Lulu McDonald's place on the program It Pays to be Ignorant . And she hasn't grown an inch. Frances Mahoney is the stand-in for Harry James. As yet she hasn't succeeded in getting him to divorce Betty, but she's still trying. Don't give up, Frances; Betty may lose her figure before you do! Ted Soons. Good old Ted! We don't see much of him any more. He's still off by himself, celebrating with Soons super-cider the Roosevelt loss of the Presidency in '44. Mary Hoffman, that shy, quiet student, is having her troubles snaring a husband. She's got wolf-traps set all around the country, but no luck so far. Margaret Legge, who has now taken the name of Sullivan, is drum majoretting for the U.S. Navy Band, and Ray is seen playing the mouth organ in the front line, with Junior carrying on Peg's ambition to be a nurse.He is running along behind with a first-aid kit. Linnie (Eleanor Roosevelt) Miller has her own helicopter, and is taking advantage of it. Her millionaire husband calls her Eleanor because she is always away some place, and is a more famous traveler than Mrs. Roosevelt ever was. Jane Clayton, who settled down as a housewife with Blackie, is brushing up her charms again, as Blackie is beginning to look for greener fields. We know if she really tries Jane can easily win him back. Irene McMahon has her cake and eats it, too. Her most outlandish dream has come true. She has taken Ma Betcher's place. Betty Sitzer has drifted along, hoping some nice man would propose, but since none has, she is now singing There'll be Some Changes Made. Wonder if it will be for Sunday, Monday or Always? We find Ruth Seekamp in the Beauty Parlor business. Her featured permanents are based on a crew cut. The effect is a wire-haired terrier the morning after. Jean Bonauto, as you know, studied to be a Navy nurse. We can't figure out whether she's accomplished her ambition, but she does have her own PT Boat run by six sailors, and they don't look o bit sick! Tony Vuolo is trying to decide whether he wants to go off the deep end with Jackie Lazier. Can't you help him make up his mind, girls?

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22 SENIOR SEQUENC E--C LASS OF 1944 Bob Rakov, Q.E.D., A.B.C., X.Y.Z., I.E., has become head of Cuttem Killem Medical College. In his spare time he chases some cute chick around. He's still a wolf, but hasn't been able to catch a girl yet. Lois Sacher has become a well known missionary and author. Her latest book is called The Disadvantages of a Diet High in Calories, or How to Keep Your Figure After Fifty. Gordon Parker is a renowned architect, and we find him designing a super-deluxe sandbox for the Class of '45. Maude Morley: Girl Advisor at the great Goshen Central School. Fanny Prosser: America's Number One Debutante,having left three men at the altar, has decided to take the fatal plunge with John D. Fordfeller, multi-millionaire. We wonder if she can make a go of it. Roy Baldwin now holds one of the most important positions on the Giants baseball team. He is official water boy, and spends most of his time during games lying on his stomach,shooting pebbles at the umpire with a sling shot. Billy Swanwick is flying his dauntless around, searching for a home town girl to settle down with. He is hard to please and so far hasn't found the right one. Molly Earle, now a law secretary, is spending her time jotting down the historic words of Congressman Charles Keller. Loretta Meduski, a graduate nurse, has become private nurse to Jack Benny's Maxwell. Bobby Walker is the beauty and talent scout for MGM pictures, and is searching the country for the perfect American woman. He is now looking in Goshen. Enid Bailey is taking Mr. German's place as chemistry teacher. HgO has changed to HgPgOSgCg, and for some reason or other Nick Newburger is taking his eighth P.G. course — in c hemistry. The Bus Two romance has blossomed. Anna House and Benny Gentile have a three-hundred-acre pig farm at Goshen Hills.Mr. Slone has become Goshen's best mile runner, and holds the record for hurdles, gained by chasing Anna and Jumping over pigs to get her to do his typing. Bob Sarine is now captain of the U.S.S. Woman Hater. Any time you enter the skipper's quarters you'll find Captain Sarine sitting on a beautiful blonde's lap. On investigation we found that the ship has a crew of Waves, with a swing shift. Charlie Keller is taking Ham Fish's place in Congress. Everything goes Charlie's way, as the Congressmen can't bear to sit and listen to him blow. He is known as the world's greatest filibusterer. We see Mim Knob trekking on down the avenue of life as the second Joan Davis waiting for Bill to come for her in his sub. Phil (Besame) Pines, now residing in the metropolis of Monroe, has his own band and troupe ofswooners. In spare time he takes Mortimer's place . Our own Doris (Miracle of Morgan's Creek) Coleman has reached the top of the list in Who's Who in America as the proud Mama of sextuplets. They're all boys! Harold Suresky, who has taken over his father's garage, has himself a very efficient harem filling the Jobs of mechanic, car washer, cashier, secretary and cook.