Goshen Central High School - Yearbook (Goshen, NY)

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CLASS CHARACTERISTICS Name. Label. Ambition. Favorite Diversion Favorite Expression Future Occupation REGINALD WALDO “Duckie” To teach dancing Presiding over suffragette meetings Little order, please President of Equal Suffrage Club DOUGLAS JACKSON “Dug” Become a chauffeur Practicing oratory Nothing stronger than “Gracious” Running Pres. Roosevelt’s cab (?) WILLIAM VOGEL “Demosthens” To grow tall Fooling Cut it out District Attorney BERTHA BOOKSTAVER .. “Bertie” To cure her bashfulness Courting the boys Few and far between Social leader KARL WEHINGER “Dutch” To obtain management of Star Fish Giants Studying Little help back here Under Baker ALICE DAYTON “Madam Goodly” To increase her weight Going bathing “Oh, leave me alone” Principal Gates School MARION BORLAND “Stub” To become president of Gigglers’ Club Being accommodating Aw, you don’t mean it Instructor in physiology MARJORIE THOMPSON “May” To find her Equal (?) Demonstrating her feats “Oh Lord” Mail (male) inspector RALPH PEMBLETON “Miss” Studying Ministry Talking “Oh dear” Missionary MARY FITCHIE “Fitch” To improve Attending movies “Good night” Preceptress in G. H. S. LILLIAN ILLENBERG “Lill” To dig up an affinity Finding a new joke “Wait a minute” Opera singer EDITH NASH “Helma” To find a fellow Trying to pass geometry Be still Secretary to Village Pres. ABRAM CLARK “Abe” Lacking Living high on telephone poles None “Can’t Talk” To be a real lineman WILLIAM BENNET “Fannie” Dancing with fan(cher) Going the Scotchtown Road “Chawmed” Behold! The conquering hero comes ELTING FRANCE “Dick” Learn to play baseball Trying to keep still “Yes’m” Successor to Thos. A. Edison, wholesale inventor MARGARET FINDLAY “Mag” To get a few points in dressmaking Talking to the boys “Alright” Baker

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THE PIONEER 25 Questions and Answers. Q. Why is a ship like a handkerchief? A. Because it has stood many a blow and has often been around the horn. Q. M(hen will water stop running down hill? A. When it gets to the bottom. Q. Why is a man with a counterfeit fif-ty-cent piece like a widower? A. Because he wants a better half. Q. What’s the difference between a church bell and a politician? A. One peals from the steeple and the other steals from the people. Q. What’s the difference between a grasshopper and a grass widow? A. None! They’ll both jump at the first chance. Q. Why is a beautiful, fascinating young lady like a butcher? A. Because they are both killing creatures. Q. Why are women like salad? A. Because they both need a great deal of dressing. A remark from a student in the rear— “Not now days.” Q. Do you know, William, that courtship is the light of love? A. Well then, Elting’s marriage must be the gas bill. Bill Bennet, in chemistry — “Miss Mould, don’t we have to dilude this water before using it?” BUY A PIONEER PRICE ONLY 25 CENTS

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THE PIONEER 27 Junior Section Junior Class Roll. VAN DUZER WALLACE........President EDWIN MARSTON LAURA RUTAN RALPH SEACORD “Class of 1915.” FRANKLIN SCHRIVER. WILLIAM NASH. HOWARD MATHER, ARTHUR BUSER. WAYNE CROSBY. LOUISE COLEMAN. SCOTT OSBORNE. Reply to the Seniors. When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one body of people to bow to another, much their inferiors, and even to take advice from them meekly, great ability is shown on the part of the supposed inexperienced ones in passing through the ordeal gracefully, peacefully and without malice. This is the task set for the Junior Class of T4 in accepting the kindly advice of their respected (?) elders. In so doing, since it is impossible to bear in mind all of the charge, we may without loss on our part disregard such petty warnings as not to throw paper wads, not to whisper, and the like. Our class will, however, do our best to remember the sad theme of the charge and we hope to profit by the Seniors’ mistakes. In closing our reply, we wish every member of the Class of T4, dame fortune’s smile and happiness. MARGARET PHILLIPS. DOROTHY PATTERSON. EMILY PEMBLETON. MARY C. COLEMAN. ELIZABETH SHARTS. SARAH LOCKWOOD. Vice President Secretary Treasurer V. D. W., Pres. Class of T5.