Goshen Central High School - Yearbook (Goshen, NY)

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THE PIONEER 23 “Wliat do we get for all this woikf” 1 was asked the other day. “Oh, nothing at all but thanks”, I said, “Our glory is all our pay.” And straightway around the corner came Some class-mates on a run, And I heard them say as they passed me bv “Gee, but this issue is bum.”

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9') TIIE PIONEER. venile population is churned with mischief and mixed with the Reprimandical juices, from the Teachereacal glands. It is then passed by osmosis into eight various receptacles where it is mixed with Algebraic juices, with the Germanical, the Latinical and the Frenchical juices, also the Chem-istrical, Physical and business like juices, including also Englishical, Historical and Mathematrical juices. These juices are all used in the digestive system. In the process of digestion of the juvenile population, if some part of it is not of the right consistency, there is one Pro-fessorical juice which acts on the slug-gardly particles, exerting a good expelling influence. After thoroughly mixing with the juices, the population is passed into the stomach again and regurgitated at twelve o’clock. J. W. (’., ’Hi. Junior Class Statistics. Class politician—Franklin Schriver. The “Charley Murphy” — Marjorie Thompson. Silliest—Elizabeth Sharts. Most perfect lady—Ralph Pembleton. Sweetest voice—Dick France. Rest athlete—Edith Nash. Most oratorical—Bertha Bookstaver. Lonesomest—Alice Dayton. Most dramatic—Emily Pembleton. Best cared for—Mary Fitchie. Most nosey—“Dutch” Wehinger. Fussiest—Anna Brown. Best singer—Louise Coleman. Noisiest—Sarah Horan. The new color—Hannah Brown. Wisest—Philina Young. Nerviest—Clara Sutherland. Faculty pet—Reginald Waldo. Quietest—Katherine Doremus. Biggest bore—Donald Parker. “One on a Junior.” The science class was one day discussing the wonderful operation of removing and replacing the different oigans of the human body and still enabling the person to live. The pupils were thinking seriously when one of the brightest (?) said: “Don’t you suppose that some day, people will live for a long time without brains?” The professor capped the climax, by asking the student howT old “he” was. Meter has its rhyme, Meter has its tone, But the best way to motor Is to “meter” alone. I— Little Dog. II— Railroad track. HI—Toot, toot. IV—Sausage. The Elopement. lie clasped her to his breast and ran. Straight to the train—a stirring scene. He was a poor suburban man And she the maid That sat displayed Upon the cover of a magazine. —Harper’s Weekly.

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