Goshen Central High School - Yearbook (Goshen, NY)

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26 ADVERTISEMENTS. Our Store is HART, SCHAFFNER MARX the Home of CLOT H ES P. SAMUELS Clothier and Outfitter for Men and Boys SAMUELS’ BLOCK, GOSHEN, N. Y ESTATE OF C. B. HOWELL Plumbing and Steam Heating CAMPBELL HALL, : NEW YORK Thompson (EX Mould WHOLESALE. GRAIN AND FEED W. C. ALTMAN CONTRACTOR And BUILDER GOSHEN, - - - NEW YORK h. h. McClellan ‘DEALER IN STULL'S ICE CREAM AND ICES TROLLEY STORE COSHEN..............NEW YORK N. H. WILCOX Goshen’s Leading LIVEHy STABLE JOHN H. HINCHMAN GROCER Choice Butter, Tea and Coffee Telephone Connection Corner Church and West Main Streets GOSHEN, N. Y. WILLIAM A. CLAPP DEALER IN Staple and Fancy Dry Goods GOSHEN. : : : NEW YORK H. B. WEYANT DEALER IN Beef, PorK, Lamb, Mutton, Ham, Sausag'e, Lard, Etc. POULTRY IN SEASON West Main Street, Goshen, N. Y. MRS. ZMARY TOTTER DEALER IN House Furnishing and Sporting Goods Ready-Mixed Paints, Baby Wagons and Go-Carts, Oil Stoves, Screen Doors, Ice Cream Freezers, Etc. SOUVENIR POST CARDS AMD SOUVENIRS 60 West Main Street. - - OOSHEN. N. Y. BACON yRORTY Attorneys and Counsellors GOSHEN, N, Y. GOSHEN, NEW YORK HENRY BACON PHILIP A. RORTY

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THE PIONEER 25 QUIPS AND CRANKS “ Its the little things in this life that tell, said Pupil—What were King Edward’s last words the girl as she pulled her younger brother out on his deathbed ? from under the sofa. Bright Student—Let George do it! “ Are you Hungary ? In Ackley’s. “ Yes, Siam.” John—Mary, would you like some kisses? “ Well, come along, I’ll Fiji. Mary—Oh, John, not right here. “ Where’s your pa ?” Alice—Say, Hermine, have you seen my his- “ Outer the barn, shinglin'.” tory book and fountain pen and ruler? “ The barn ?” H.—No I but if you don’t find them in Mat- “ Naw, Billy.” tie’s desk look in Marion's. Fat Esquimaux babies, when they die, are fried out by their afflicted parents for oil. Thus ever is human misery made light of. Joe Lewis is collecting class pins. All favors thankfully received. I see that Isabelle Borland is sporting a watch Little Jack Horner sat in a corner fob with a real live medal on it. Oh I you Eating some concentrated lye, Clarence I When his mother came in In English History Class. He had emptied the tin. Mr. Smith—M., Who were the Lollards ? And they’ll meet in the sweet bye and bye. M.—Why, they were people, I suppose. “If you feel chilly, Josephine, said little Joe, “ Love is blind,” remarked an infatuated “ remember I have your shawl on my arm. young man, as he proceeded to get a half-Nel- “ You might place it around me, said the coy son on his lady love. maiden. “ Yes, but the people across the street ain’t, Rather ambiguous, wasn’t it ?” she said, and eluding the clinch, she drew the — shades. Reynolds (translating Virgil)—“ Three times I strove to cast my arms about her neck, three “ What became of Noah’s ark ? ” times I ’’—“ and that is as far as I could get.” “ I think the Erie is using it for a station some- Miss C.—Well I think that was far enough. where. “I hear that President Taft has just got a Miss M.—What gender is acies ? Black Hand letter.” Bright Caesar Pupil—I don’t know. “ Have they found out who sent it ?” Miss M.—Why it’s neuter. “Yes. B. C. P.—Yes it’s neu-ter me alright. “ That’s good. Who was it ? ’’ “ Booker Washington. H. K.—Isabelle, you ought to marry a King. Isabelle—The best I can do is an Earl. “ I have a friend who suffers terribly from the heat.” Clarence—Do you ever take a (K)napp ? “ Where is he living ? Yes, every Sunday, P. M. “ He isn’t living.

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ADVERTISEMENTS 27 ARVANITESl FINE. CONFECTIONERY ICE CREAM. FRUITS GOSHEN, - - NEW YORK. A. B. WEYANT Horseshoeing and Carriage Trimming Local Telephone Shop : Greenwich St. ST. ELMO HOTEL ARTHUR A. STEVENS DEALER IN AND MANUFACTURER OF Fine Harness and Stable Supplies GREENWICH ST., GOSHEN Read by all well informed people who want to know what is going on : : : : Che Goshen Democ rat II II Its Job Printing Department HOME OF HIGH-GRADE PRINTING F. B. HARFORD MANUFACTURER OF Soda and Mineral Waters GOSHEN, N. Y. When the heels wear off my shoes, When the soles wear off my walking gear And my toes stick out, Then I get the blues At the thought of buying a new pair of shoes; Then I think, “by gum,” Why didn't I think of the quick repairer? Pascal Vuolo's repair shop is up to date, He'll fix them while I wait. PASCAL VUOLO Greenwich St„ Goshen THOS. FINAN SONS ICE,, COAL AND FEED GOSHEN, .... NEW YORK DON’T BUY A PIONEER BORROW YOUR NEIGHBOR'S