Goshen Central High School - Yearbook (Goshen, NY)

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Goshen High School Track T earn, 1910 JOSEPH LEWIS HENRY RYERSON CLARENCE EWING JOHN WELSH. Captain

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Goshen High School B askethall Team, 1909-1910 EVERETT M. VINCENT CLARENCE EWING HENRY RYERSON JOSEPH LEWIS E. HAROLD PARKER EARL ROOSA JOHN WELSH. Captain

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THE PIONEER 25 QUIPS AND CRANKS “ Its the little things in this life that tell, said Pupil—What were King Edward’s last words the girl as she pulled her younger brother out on his deathbed ? from under the sofa. Bright Student—Let George do it! “ Are you Hungary ? In Ackley’s. “ Yes, Siam.” John—Mary, would you like some kisses? “ Well, come along, I’ll Fiji. Mary—Oh, John, not right here. “ Where’s your pa ?” Alice—Say, Hermine, have you seen my his- “ Outer the barn, shinglin'.” tory book and fountain pen and ruler? “ The barn ?” H.—No I but if you don’t find them in Mat- “ Naw, Billy.” tie’s desk look in Marion's. Fat Esquimaux babies, when they die, are fried out by their afflicted parents for oil. Thus ever is human misery made light of. Joe Lewis is collecting class pins. All favors thankfully received. I see that Isabelle Borland is sporting a watch Little Jack Horner sat in a corner fob with a real live medal on it. Oh I you Eating some concentrated lye, Clarence I When his mother came in In English History Class. He had emptied the tin. Mr. Smith—M., Who were the Lollards ? And they’ll meet in the sweet bye and bye. M.—Why, they were people, I suppose. “If you feel chilly, Josephine, said little Joe, “ Love is blind,” remarked an infatuated “ remember I have your shawl on my arm. young man, as he proceeded to get a half-Nel- “ You might place it around me, said the coy son on his lady love. maiden. “ Yes, but the people across the street ain’t, Rather ambiguous, wasn’t it ?” she said, and eluding the clinch, she drew the — shades. Reynolds (translating Virgil)—“ Three times I strove to cast my arms about her neck, three “ What became of Noah’s ark ? ” times I ’’—“ and that is as far as I could get.” “ I think the Erie is using it for a station some- Miss C.—Well I think that was far enough. where. “I hear that President Taft has just got a Miss M.—What gender is acies ? Black Hand letter.” Bright Caesar Pupil—I don’t know. “ Have they found out who sent it ?” Miss M.—Why it’s neuter. “Yes. B. C. P.—Yes it’s neu-ter me alright. “ That’s good. Who was it ? ’’ “ Booker Washington. H. K.—Isabelle, you ought to marry a King. Isabelle—The best I can do is an Earl. “ I have a friend who suffers terribly from the heat.” Clarence—Do you ever take a (K)napp ? “ Where is he living ? Yes, every Sunday, P. M. “ He isn’t living.