Goshen Central High School - Yearbook (Goshen, NY)

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12 THE PIONEER Jars, Jolts and Lemons. IN MF.MOniAM ORPHA D. WOOD, who departed this class December— 1907. Heard in Physics class : “ What are resonators ?” Ans : “ Pews for the deaf people to vibrate in.” The poetic junior of the class was heard to give this definition : “ Color is a sort of music of light.” M : “ What is A. O. W.’s favorite pickle ?” E: “ Guess it is electricity, he is always tasting it.” Conundrum : Who likes rocking chairs built for two ? Ans: Sally. (She thinks of getting a double decker.) “ Why does the president of ’09 class take such au interest in Smith college ?” “ You’ll never go there, my wandering boy.” H. P. : What is your favorite part of coun try ? J. S. S. : The S(o)uth(er)land, of course. Miss Farley—(in Ancient History). “They scattered his ashes all over the world. (Time —A. D. 500) ” Heard in German III.—“Do not pollute yourself by my pestilential nearness. ” It is said that one of the lower classmen has taken a particular liking to Summerville lately. “ What’s a watt ?” “ Why, that’s it ” “That’s the nature of it.” T : “ They are the worst sounding things you ever saw.” Mr. Wyker (translatingGerman): “Let me, blush, me, who feels so small beside you.” Mattie’s favorite occupation is shelling peas so that she can handle the “ Pods.” In Cresar, (translation): “ He was Au- gustus’ daughter.” “ See his right hands.” S2 likes anything that has to do with Mil(ls) or Towns(ley). Stacy—“ How many yards of ribbon (?) in that suit case ?” Miss C.—(in A. H.): “ The house was destroyed by Jove.” The force diminishes 1-9 for every indi vidual much. “Beauty note: To get fat order lean meat of your butcher.” If Margaret D. worships a piece of Ivory, what is her religion ? “ Does Margai-et C.— take the trolley home Sunday nights ?” “ No, she takes the (h)’Os’car.” “ What about the incubator, Mattie ? ” “ Get in your barrell.” “ Well V”

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