Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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Eye Openers Mr. Dunn received this note from Bill Schimpf's father: Please do not give my son any more homework. The question you asked about how long it would take a man to walk around the block 40 times caused me to lose a whole day's work. Then after I had walked it, you marked it Wrong. Sydney Crowell and his mother stood looking at a dentist's showcase. 'Elf I had to have false teeth, Mother, I'd take that pair , said Sydney pointing. HushISydney, quickly said his mother. Haven't I told you not to pick your teeth in public . Eilene Mezo: Betty, what is your definition of a secretary? Betty Vasquez: A person who can guess correctly what her boss meant to say, and express it ill good English. Definitions Leg: What, if you ain't got two pretty fair ones you can't get to first base, and neither can your sister. Woman: A person who reaches for a chair when she answere the telephone. Bachelor: A man who won't take Yes for an answer. Home: A place where part of the family waits until the rest of the family gets back with the car. Bore: A person who when you ask him how are you tells you. Gold digger. A human gimme pig. Parent: One who spanks one end of a child, believing that will cure a trouble or iginating at the other end. Miss Henson. When was America discovered? Melvin: I don't know, I wasn't living here then. Miss Slechticky: Kenneth did you whisper? Kenneth: Only onc't Miss Slechticky: Earl should he have said that? Earl: No twic't. Llthogruphld ls Ben d b WALBWORTH BROTHERS Muaolino, Mo., U. S, A