Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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Lester R.- fcustomerj: MGinger Ale.H Waiter.- Pale'? Lester R.-MGood gracious no. just a glass. Mrs, Harn.-HI see in this paper that in a certain part of India a Wife can be bought for 35200. Isn't that awful? H Mr. Harn.-HWell, I dongt knowg a good wife would be worth thatf' Colleen C.-HHOW nice of you to bring me these lovely fresh flowers. I do believe there is some dew on them yet.n uYes, stammered Lavern, Mbut I'm going to pay it tomorrow, Russell: Gee, teacher, spring is just around the corner and I have been having my clothes remod- eled. Miss Henson: uWhat did you have remodeled? Russell: UI sent my underwear in, had the back door taken off and a screen door put inf' THE ANALYSIS OF A FRESHMAN'S HEAD .If one is to write about a freshman's head the first thing he needs is a head to analyze. Accor- dingly, then I will take a freshman to the chopping block and with the utmost pleasure chop off his head. It is my intention to analyze the head by lay- ers. After removing the scalp, Ulndian Fashion , I find a layer of scar tissue that had been pierced many times by sharp words of teachers and parents. Underneath the layer of scar tissue I find a very smooth thick piece of hard bone, which reminds me of the head of a china dollg with extreme difficulty I cut open the skull with a sharp saw and considerable muscular force. Inside I find a great quantity of empty space and a small portion of brain matter which had deter- iorated from lack of use. Taking the brain apart care- fully, I discover there have been few impressions left on the brain--at least nothing more important than an image of a day at the Swimming pool, a basketball game, or a theater party. Studying that part of the brain connected to the ear I noticed considerable sound had passed through the nerve system but little of it had registered on the brain, as is true also of the eyes. The only control the brain has over the tongue is just enough to make it move, but it cannot control the course it takes, ----- Wilbur Clendenin

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This license entitles you to one deer and no more. jimmy T.-HBut I asked for a hunting license not a marriage license. Ralph T.-MSay, girl you're dog bit me on the ankle. Ethel K,-uWell that's as high as he could reach, you wouldn't expect a little pup like that to bite you on the neck would you? Ralph H.- Kenny R Ralph H. Helen N.- 66 I asked if I could see her home. And what did she say? NShe promised to send me a picture of it.H M-M-M-m-m-m! That popcorn has a heavenly aromaf' Asbury-HYes, hasn't it? I'1l drive a little closer. Doris C.-Hlvly brother is working with 5,000 persons under himf' Mary C.-MWhere? Doris C.- Mowing lawns in a cemeteryf' Mr. Dunn-'sFifty cents for a shave! Why your price has doubled! Barber.-MWe1l so-has your chin, buddy! Mr. Lienert- 'What is the definition for oats ? Benny E,- Food for horses in England and for men in Scotland. Miss Henson.- Did your sister come home over the week end? ' Charolette L.- She must have--my piggy bank doesn't rattle anymore. LeRoy D.- Meet me tonight at 7 o'clock.V Johanna M,-6 All right, what time will you be there ? Mrs. Lienert-UI hope you never make fun of my cooking Mr. Lienert-5'Certainly not! Your cooking isn't a bit funnyf'