Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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HWe joke editors have tried our best, To make this section good. We've dug and scratched and tried to get These jokes the best we could. Ulf you're a sport clean through and through you'll kindly overlook, If these are not original, Which we've put into this book, HTO find good jokes that are not stale, Has been indeed a task, For what a joke is new except to him, Who tells it first, we ask? ----Colleen Cox and Ethel Killian Asbury-'iHave you forgotten you owe me 355.00 ? Furbuyer-UNO! but give me time, I will. Ruth K.-uNonsense, Donald, of course you will have your hair cut. Donald S.-HI will not. It's too feminine. Mr. Lienert-Mlf you were granted three wishes what would they be ? - john Henry M.-UI'd wish Iwas out of school, I'd wish I owned a big barn full of livestock, and I'd wish you would ask me for a job.H Mary K.-HHere's your ring back, I can't marry you. I'm in love with someone else. ' Lefty K,- Who is he ? Mary K.-UOh! you're not going to kill him are you? Lefty K.-MOI course not, but I'd like to see if he wonit buy this ring. II Earl F.-MI feel a bit shaky up here on this ladder painting the lunch room, What if I should slip and fall? Mr. Lienert-'Gln that case you'd be through for the dayf' Miss Slechticky-UWeenie, you shouldn't laugh out loud in classf' Weenie.-UI didn't mean to, I was only smiling and the smile busted.H Sonia R,- What has 31 feet, green eyes, and a brown body with pink stripes '?9' Eilene M.- I don't know, what is it?i' Sonia R,- I don't know either, but you'd better get it off your neck.

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Arlene D.- 'Will you let me have five dollars for a few days ? Miss Colonius.- Sorry, I've only got four. Arlene D.-'6That's all right, you can owe me the other one. Mona F.-MDoctor, I'm scared to death. This will be my first operationfg Doctor.-HSure, I know just how you feel. You're my first patientf' Grace M.-Mfat baseball gamelu-HOh, look, we H have a man on every baseln Mary Ann C.-MThat's nothing, so has the other side. , Pete H.-MCan you tell me in round numbers what I got in the test?H Mr. Lienert.-UYes, zero.H Mary C.-MI refused Weenie two months ago and he has been drinking ever since.H Eve G.-MWell I say that is taking a long time to celebratefg Charles A.-Ulf you contradict me I will kiss you- Helen N.-uOh, no you won't.'? While Bobbie S. was walking toward the door of the study hall a half eaten candy bar dropped from beneath his coat, He calmly turned, looked at Mr. Lienert, and politely asked, MWhat smart alec threw that? Hattie K.-HKiss me once more like that and I'm yours for life.H james T.- Thanks for the warning. Doctor.-MYou have acute appendicitisfv Laura j.- Listen, Doc, I came here to be examined not admiredf' A Father- Mary, who was that man I saw you kissing last night ? Mary K,- What time was it? 4 Now, said Mr. Harn, we'll play 6Activity', HGosh! exclaimed john F., l've just played that., Ralph,- Would you marry an idiot for the sake Of his money? Mary C,- Oh, this is so sudden.