Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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T 1 ,, . r,:- f I I' , i 4. 1 ' , --' JM--1 n, ' 'E f .- fe .1 v W' My PREDICT' Teiedffdfwuiixghfg Madame Koblentz, the Know-It-All Girl of the Future haS losked into the crystal ball, and this is her prophecy for 1965: Fern Arbeiter is sitting on the front porch at herlume in Jacob. T guess she decided to be an old maid after all. That was something I'd never expected. Kenneth Born is the champion middleweight prize fight- er. His title is being threatened, however, by the new- comer, Cole Crain. Neva Mae Cole has become a conbination career girl and mother, having been a model in New York for ten years -as Weil as mother of five boys, Cole, Paul, Robert, David, and Lynn. Margret Crain is secretary to Mr,Stephen Early who is Secretary to President Roosevelt. F. D. R. hasn't left the White House yet. Bernice Heins refused a movie contract to teach short- hand and typing in Gorham High School. Five of her students are court reporters in the Supreme Court at Washington D.C. Lucille Koch is Home Eeonowist at Columbia U. She is very famous for her new discovery of vitamin L, which is made from butterfly livers. Its principal use is preventing double ehins. Alice Reid is the secretary to the president of the huge Rader airplane upholstery plant at Rockwood. She re- cently completed a tour of the world during her annual vac- ation. Doris Jean Korando is living on the Twenhafel Brothers chicken farm. The business must be thriving, because there is a swimming pool in the back yard, and two heliocopters in the garage. Tillie Jo Hiser is married and operates the Brush Rab- bit farm in Terra Haute. lncidentally, there are many lit- tle rabbits aroundl -' 81

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Fern A: What has 2h feet, green eyes, and a pink body with purple stripes?H Bernice H: I don't know, what is it?N Fern A: HI don't know either, but you'd better get it off your neck.n Ts' if 7? 7? 7? Donald S: lafter a narrow escape at a railroad crossingl WHCW come you blew the horn? You ounhtal known itvwmlddt do you any good. ' Vernon L: Boy, that wasn't my horn. That was Gabriels's! JL JL J L J L JL. A A A A 1. nIt's the little things in life that tell,n said Maxine as she pulled Roy from under the sofa. .JL JL JL JL JL A n A n n Mrs. Lunsford: Wwhat are you divine your husband for his birthdny?H Mrs. Hubble: HOh, a hundred cigars.N Mrs. L. nwhere did you Vind thew?H Mrs. H. uFor the last few wonths I have taken one or two from his box daily. He hosn't noticed it and will be de- liehted with my toot in getting the kind he always smokes. Lucille K1 Did you know thot Arlene married Tom Hence when he was home on furlouoh? Evelyn Z: Tow Hones! Why he was the guy she was a.en3aged to! Ruth K.: So Doris Jean broke off your engagement. What did she do? Ted B.: Oh! She just tore off the ring, flung it onto her right hand and stalked off. J-L JL JL - .. - - A rx A A A nEveryone has someone hiqher up to give hiv orders,n said Lefty. 5 NHow about a commander-in-chief?H asked Ralph H. NAS a rule,U replied Lefty, Hthey are narried too,U JL JL JL - . V n A fx u A Scotchman who had been away three years, returned home and noticed his brother had a remarkably long begpd, He asked, NWhy all the hair?H HDon't you remember,n said his brother, Wyou took the razor with you,n 80

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Pauline Mod,lin is running the Harper Service .Station in Carbonda e. au ine is now beginning to earn profits on her discovery of grass-o-lene and soy-bolene for use as motor fuels in the 1965 model Heliocopter. Gene Sickler is playing center field with the St. Louis Cardinals, and the St. Louis gossip columnists rumor thmzhe is engaged to Lana Lamour, popular stage star. ' Jr. Lunsford and Katherine Snider are running theLuns- ford General Hospital in Tennessee. Katy is head nurse, and Junior is head obstetrician. Sonhia Killian has just written a text book for use in colleges entitled Why Basic English is Going Out of Use. Jean Mansker is the only lady Attorney at law in San Francisco, and specializes in divorce cases. Anna Marie Vasquez is head of a Chester orphan age. She plans to retire soon and will take ten of the little darlings with her to her country estate at Jones Ridge. nDOUBLE WEDDINGH At the present time, April 2, the senior class has chosen for their play the three-act comedy'Double Weddingn by Jay Tobias. It is to be produced by special arrangement with the Walter H. Baker Company of Boston, Massachusetts. The cast which consists of twelve characters has been supplemented with three junior boys, due to the lack of a sufficient number of boys in the senior class. Mrs. Nancy Colbert, Grandma ....... Doris Jean Korando George Colbert, her son ........... Gene Sickler Augusta, her snobbish daughter-in-law .... Tillie Jo Hiser Bob, her loving grandson .....,. . Donald Schilling Kathleen, her loving grandaughter ..... Katherine Snider Mrs. Wellington-Trent, an aristocrat ...... Alice Reid Monica, her daughter ......... . .Fern Arbeiter Peter Ramsey, in love with Kathleen . . . .P. D. Bassett James Donohue, in love with Kathleen . . . .Ralph Holbnan Jane, the maid ........... .. . .Neva Mae Cole Jarkins, the butler ...' . ' ..... . .Junior Lunsford Dr. Emil X. Minninhoff, a scientist. . . Kenneth Born Stage crew and assistants: Prompter. . . . . . . . ..... . .Anna Marie Vasquez Lights and CuPtQiHS . . . . Pauline Modglin Stage Managers .... . ' . . . Margret Crain Sophia Killian Advertising manager 4 . . . . .Jean Mansker Ushers ....... . Q . , . Bernice Heins Lucille Koch 82