Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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Fern A: What has 2h feet, green eyes, and a pink body with purple stripes?H Bernice H: I don't know, what is it?N Fern A: HI don't know either, but you'd better get it off your neck.n Ts' if 7? 7? 7? Donald S: lafter a narrow escape at a railroad crossingl WHCW come you blew the horn? You ounhtal known itvwmlddt do you any good. ' Vernon L: Boy, that wasn't my horn. That was Gabriels's! JL JL J L J L JL. A A A A 1. nIt's the little things in life that tell,n said Maxine as she pulled Roy from under the sofa. .JL JL JL JL JL A n A n n Mrs. Lunsford: Wwhat are you divine your husband for his birthdny?H Mrs. Hubble: HOh, a hundred cigars.N Mrs. L. nwhere did you Vind thew?H Mrs. H. uFor the last few wonths I have taken one or two from his box daily. He hosn't noticed it and will be de- liehted with my toot in getting the kind he always smokes. Lucille K1 Did you know thot Arlene married Tom Hence when he was home on furlouoh? Evelyn Z: Tow Hones! Why he was the guy she was a.en3aged to! Ruth K.: So Doris Jean broke off your engagement. What did she do? Ted B.: Oh! She just tore off the ring, flung it onto her right hand and stalked off. J-L JL JL - .. - - A rx A A A nEveryone has someone hiqher up to give hiv orders,n said Lefty. 5 NHow about a commander-in-chief?H asked Ralph H. NAS a rule,U replied Lefty, Hthey are narried too,U JL JL JL - . V n A fx u A Scotchman who had been away three years, returned home and noticed his brother had a remarkably long begpd, He asked, NWhy all the hair?H HDon't you remember,n said his brother, Wyou took the razor with you,n 80

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HAVE YOU HEARD THIS ONE? From the Rock Pile nHow come you in jail, Som?H H HJes for throwin' rocks outa de neiohbor's yard into mine. What's wrong' with threat? I H 'Dese was Plymouth Rocks. Concrete Advice uThe thine for you to do,n said the doctor to the man with the frazzled nerves, His to stop thinking about yourself- nGosh, Hreturned the patient, Hand me a concrete mixer. Special Sale The following notice apoeared in the Daily Independent, HOn next Wednesday evening the Gorham Ladies' Aid will hold a rummage sale at the Methodist Church. Good chance to get rid of anything not worth keeping, but too good to throw away. Brine along your husbands. ,DL JL :Q JL JL n n A A n Fur Buyer: NI heard you talking to yourself while you were taking your bath, Junior. That's a had hatit. Junior Lunsford: UI wasnft talking to myself,IMwas talking to the soap. I slipped on it.H JC JL . , JL JL A n A fx A Mr. Dunn: nNow, Melvin, I want vou to explain this exami- nation paper. Why do you have all your answers in quota- tion.marks?n Melvin Fristche: HJust a hit of courtesy to the man seat- ed at my left, Mr. Dunn.n Meow! Tillie Jo: HThat's the sort of man I've been looking for a1l'my'life.H Mgrignj NMS, too, but you go ahead, dear, youive beenlook- ing longer than I have.HH - . 1 A candidate for the police force was beind'examined. Ulf vou were in a police ear and a desperate gang of crimi- nals pursued you in another car doing sixty miles an hour, what would you do?N nSeventy,n replied the candidate. 79

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T 1 ,, . r,:- f I I' , i 4. 1 ' , --' JM--1 n, ' 'E f .- fe .1 v W' My PREDICT' Teiedffdfwuiixghfg Madame Koblentz, the Know-It-All Girl of the Future haS losked into the crystal ball, and this is her prophecy for 1965: Fern Arbeiter is sitting on the front porch at herlume in Jacob. T guess she decided to be an old maid after all. That was something I'd never expected. Kenneth Born is the champion middleweight prize fight- er. His title is being threatened, however, by the new- comer, Cole Crain. Neva Mae Cole has become a conbination career girl and mother, having been a model in New York for ten years -as Weil as mother of five boys, Cole, Paul, Robert, David, and Lynn. Margret Crain is secretary to Mr,Stephen Early who is Secretary to President Roosevelt. F. D. R. hasn't left the White House yet. Bernice Heins refused a movie contract to teach short- hand and typing in Gorham High School. Five of her students are court reporters in the Supreme Court at Washington D.C. Lucille Koch is Home Eeonowist at Columbia U. She is very famous for her new discovery of vitamin L, which is made from butterfly livers. Its principal use is preventing double ehins. Alice Reid is the secretary to the president of the huge Rader airplane upholstery plant at Rockwood. She re- cently completed a tour of the world during her annual vac- ation. Doris Jean Korando is living on the Twenhafel Brothers chicken farm. The business must be thriving, because there is a swimming pool in the back yard, and two heliocopters in the garage. Tillie Jo Hiser is married and operates the Brush Rab- bit farm in Terra Haute. lncidentally, there are many lit- tle rabbits aroundl -' 81