Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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HAVE YOU HEARD THIS ONE? From the Rock Pile nHow come you in jail, Som?H H HJes for throwin' rocks outa de neiohbor's yard into mine. What's wrong' with threat? I H 'Dese was Plymouth Rocks. Concrete Advice uThe thine for you to do,n said the doctor to the man with the frazzled nerves, His to stop thinking about yourself- nGosh, Hreturned the patient, Hand me a concrete mixer. Special Sale The following notice apoeared in the Daily Independent, HOn next Wednesday evening the Gorham Ladies' Aid will hold a rummage sale at the Methodist Church. Good chance to get rid of anything not worth keeping, but too good to throw away. Brine along your husbands. ,DL JL :Q JL JL n n A A n Fur Buyer: NI heard you talking to yourself while you were taking your bath, Junior. That's a had hatit. Junior Lunsford: UI wasnft talking to myself,IMwas talking to the soap. I slipped on it.H JC JL . , JL JL A n A fx A Mr. Dunn: nNow, Melvin, I want vou to explain this exami- nation paper. Why do you have all your answers in quota- tion.marks?n Melvin Fristche: HJust a hit of courtesy to the man seat- ed at my left, Mr. Dunn.n Meow! Tillie Jo: HThat's the sort of man I've been looking for a1l'my'life.H Mgrignj NMS, too, but you go ahead, dear, youive beenlook- ing longer than I have.HH - . 1 A candidate for the police force was beind'examined. Ulf vou were in a police ear and a desperate gang of crimi- nals pursued you in another car doing sixty miles an hour, what would you do?N nSeventy,n replied the candidate. 79