Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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.. U- we Mrs. J: Do you ever pause and reflect on the opportunities you have missed? Colleen Cox: No. It would be just my luck to miss some more while I was reflecting. Xikvkikiif Miss S: Surely, Alice, you know the King's English? Alice: Of course he is. Whoever said he wasn't? Hkikvkfkvk Miss H: For what is Abraham Lincoln noted? Ted B: His memory. Miss H2 What makes you think he had such a good memory? Ted E: Well, they erected a monument to it. Nfikakbkbk The oldest inhabitant of Gorham celebratedhis hundreth birthday, and the reporter of the Independent called on him for an interview. Having congratulated the old fellow,the reporter asked a few questions. HTo what,N he inquired,Hdo you attribute your longevi- ty?n The centenarian paused a moment, and then, holding up his hand and knocking off the items on his fingers, he be- gan: UI have never smoked, drunk alcoholic liquors, not overeaten, and I always rise at six in the morning.H HBut,N protested the reporter, HI had an uncle who acted in the same way, yet he only lived to eighty. How do you account for that?H HHe didn't keep it up long enoughln was the calm reply. Xfkfkii Father: Why were you kept in after school today? Clifford K: The teacher told us to write an essay on UThe Results of Lazinessnand I turned in a blank sheet of paper.H vkvkbkvkbk Helen N: A month ago I was just crazy about George. But now I don't care a thing for him. Mary Kunce: Yes--isn't it strange how changeable men are! Hkvkbkikik 3 76

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