Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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I A I I I I for being so sassy--remember how ere a Freshie. ball game--it only gets the other rattled team offers no competiti- Blame the Freshmen you were when you w Yell too much at a team rattled and a on. ' Loiter in the halls ----- it's your school after all. Use the telephone, only for necessary calls, it is a party line--your presence in study hall or class is needed. Be so bored with Bach--etc--you may Wangle an A out of Miss Gaunt. Don't stay out late during the week---that was for Jrs., Getty! - Carry out these suggestions and we assure you, you'll never forget the Senior Class of '44 for having given them to you!!! FRESH MfXN'S RR!-XYER Want to be a Senior, and with the Seniors stand, fountain pen behind my ear, a notebook in my hand. Wouldn't be president, I wouldn't be a KING wouldn't be an Emperor for all that Wealth could bring wouldn't be an angel, for angels have to sing. 'd rather be a Senior, and never do a thing!!! 33-

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Sit on or lean against the new register--it's much nic- er than sitting in the seats and keeps you in good with Hr. Hubble, too. Cram the desks full of library or lost books and haea' zines Cunaccounted forh, papers,pecan hulls, erasers, chewed fun candy wrappers, snrplus lunches, and mOSt anythingoelse--you'd break the tradition of the Seniors if you didn't.. . Hop up and run to your locker often--slam the desk dra- wers ---- it's a Way to attract and hold the attention Of everyone, including study hall teachers. Use the Home Ec. room for a hanaout ---- you don't need a pass. Mrs. Jacobs doesn't mind--much!! .Pin Miss Slechticky's horn down a few times-- ---- she'll soon find out who's boss and you'll soon Know ------- The Seniors. Send Miss Shultz a comic valentine ---- sne'll appreciate it and you'll get an A the next day. Slip over to Pete's or un to John's ----- Hr. Hubble will never show up--will he, Fur Enyer? Anythinb you please ---- a teacher is never around---it's just your conscience--M--you'll get over that. Annie!! Rosie!! Follow these srgbestions and you will surely get a View of the inner office before you get your diploma and that is what rnkes a HGood Senior.H In case you're tired of hearing go, Here's some Qonlts We've Written for you!! Qnnlll. Stvdy at home or in assembly -------+-- life's too short! Blame the teachers every tine you flunk--N-be originals Go to sleep in class---that isn't Why they have a bell. Read yovr History before class---it's never as interes- ting when you read it the second time. Take a pencil to class ----- you surely OeH't take a test without a pencil. Cody other people's answers---nine times out of tenit's just as hard to figure out their writing as to work the ppgblem yourself. Sit on the radiator ------ you someday- Try to imitate the Seniors ------ imitations are never as good as the real thin5!! Tyne too fast on the typewriter ----- you'll only have to stoo while it cools off, may get a burn by surprige Write too fast in Shorthand ---- you'll only have to Wait till Niss Shrltz catches up with you. 32. S

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