Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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Sit on or lean against the new register--it's much nic- er than sitting in the seats and keeps you in good with Hr. Hubble, too. Cram the desks full of library or lost books and haea' zines Cunaccounted forh, papers,pecan hulls, erasers, chewed fun candy wrappers, snrplus lunches, and mOSt anythingoelse--you'd break the tradition of the Seniors if you didn't.. . Hop up and run to your locker often--slam the desk dra- wers ---- it's a Way to attract and hold the attention Of everyone, including study hall teachers. Use the Home Ec. room for a hanaout ---- you don't need a pass. Mrs. Jacobs doesn't mind--much!! .Pin Miss Slechticky's horn down a few times-- ---- she'll soon find out who's boss and you'll soon Know ------- The Seniors. Send Miss Shultz a comic valentine ---- sne'll appreciate it and you'll get an A the next day. Slip over to Pete's or un to John's ----- Hr. Hubble will never show up--will he, Fur Enyer? Anythinb you please ---- a teacher is never around---it's just your conscience--M--you'll get over that. Annie!! Rosie!! Follow these srgbestions and you will surely get a View of the inner office before you get your diploma and that is what rnkes a HGood Senior.H In case you're tired of hearing go, Here's some Qonlts We've Written for you!! Qnnlll. Stvdy at home or in assembly -------+-- life's too short! Blame the teachers every tine you flunk--N-be originals Go to sleep in class---that isn't Why they have a bell. Read yovr History before class---it's never as interes- ting when you read it the second time. Take a pencil to class ----- you surely OeH't take a test without a pencil. Cody other people's answers---nine times out of tenit's just as hard to figure out their writing as to work the ppgblem yourself. Sit on the radiator ------ you someday- Try to imitate the Seniors ------ imitations are never as good as the real thin5!! Tyne too fast on the typewriter ----- you'll only have to stoo while it cools off, may get a burn by surprige Write too fast in Shorthand ---- you'll only have to Wait till Niss Shrltz catches up with you. 32. S

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SEYNHOR ADVICE TO JUNIO RS To the under classmen we leave the following infor- mation on: . p j , How To Be A Good Senior U DQ - Shorten your trips--use the path from the door to the sidewalk that the seniors left you. Talk and scuffle in the hall--it's only a few Ndemer- its.U What's a demerit? Ask Colleen Cox. Katy, soften your voice when reciting in class so as not to disturb Jr's slumbering.. Make yourself comfortable as possible in assembly ---- for this is your rest period. Go to the library and get books--they aren't ready to go out, but don't bother to sign them out-Miss Slech- ticky enjoys.playing hide-and-seek with them.A If you just couldn't leave Neunert till the crowd was all gone on Sunday nite,or your lessons were just too hard to prepare for the next day, just stay home ----e there's always a fellow classmate to write your excu- ses--huh, Doris? A . Toss enasers around when ever they are available--the dust sets up an interesting 'atmosphere for a bit of studying. ' Open the windows and let out the heat ---- it gives Mi. Rosenberger past time warming the place up again. e Chew gum in class---teachers can't figure out whether your answer is right or wrong when you talk and chem at the same time. CSee Ruthie Mae ---- she is usually well supplied.D - Make about ten trips to the office,while in the study hall to sharpen your pencil, etc.' Carry on e conversation with your neighbor during Mr. Dunn's study hall--it keeps him in such good humorfl Take a light lunch, like a few candy bars to the vari ous classesg you can't study anyway when you're hung- ry. Take enough to divide--when that's gone no gore! Ask Doris Jean Korando.' ' -- Compliment Miss Henson on her hair do's. A ' ' ' 31. n

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I A I I I I for being so sassy--remember how ere a Freshie. ball game--it only gets the other rattled team offers no competiti- Blame the Freshmen you were when you w Yell too much at a team rattled and a on. ' Loiter in the halls ----- it's your school after all. Use the telephone, only for necessary calls, it is a party line--your presence in study hall or class is needed. Be so bored with Bach--etc--you may Wangle an A out of Miss Gaunt. Don't stay out late during the week---that was for Jrs., Getty! - Carry out these suggestions and we assure you, you'll never forget the Senior Class of '44 for having given them to you!!! FRESH MfXN'S RR!-XYER Want to be a Senior, and with the Seniors stand, fountain pen behind my ear, a notebook in my hand. Wouldn't be president, I wouldn't be a KING wouldn't be an Emperor for all that Wealth could bring wouldn't be an angel, for angels have to sing. 'd rather be a Senior, and never do a thing!!! 33-