Gorham High School - Gorannum Yearbook (Gorham, IL)

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7 .. ,from ,X XA V C a as ...Q if 4 1' X wa . ' 5 ll . li w. 1 Charles Asbury wasxsitting lazily on the stern ofua.MiSSfff issippi flatboat, dangling one foot in'thefwaterp An Qff+ icious looking man bustled up on the dock and shouted:' A Hwhat are you doing here boy?H NNothingH, replied Charles. HDo you get any pay for it?N HNope,N Answered Charles, getting ready to run if it was necessfry. Hwhy don't you get a job, with the war on, and everybody needed?H Hwill you give me a job?W asked Charles. NUm, yes.N HSteadyH NYC S H HPay Anything?H HWell, not the first week. The second Week I will, if you' re setisfactory.H Nnlright, l'll come around the second week. This is good enough for me now,N and he stuck his feet back into the muddy water. Miss Slechticky's English Closs was given the task of writing four lines of dramatic poetry. The results were various, and selecting the verse of a bright boy, John Lawrence Choate, Jr Miss Slechticky read: A boy was walking down the track, The boy stepped off the railroad track To let the train go pest.H A This verse is very well done, said Miss Slechticky, but it lacks the dramatic. Try again, John, and make it more dramati Whereupon John produced the following: A boy was walking down the trackg The train was coming fast, The train jumped off the railroad track To let the boy go past. Mr. Dunn: Who's that man you raised your hat to? Mr. Hubble: That's our barber. He sold me C bottle of hair tonic and hair restorer three months ago and I want to let him know what a fraud I think he is. Miss Shultz in the Study Hall, noticing Charles Pickering dreaming. Charles, your Geography class is next hour. Have you thought of it? Charles: Yes'm ' Miss Shultz: Have you drawn your map? Charles: Nojm Miss Shultz : Have you read your lesson? Charles: No- Miss Shultz: HTh:n, what have you done? Charles: Just thought of it. 108 C

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JGKES Miss Gaunt: Do you know what happens to little boys who steal pennies? Carol Versman: Sure, they go to the pennywtentiary. John Fisher: NEdris, do you know what you can get from germs?' Edris Jarrett: No, Dopy what you got to offer? Jr. Lunsford: HIt's raining cats and dogs outside.H Dorothy McCormick: Yes I know, I just stepped into a poodle. Waiter: NHow did you find that steak, Sir?W ' I moved those and there it was. Bill Knoke: peas over, In Science Class MF.iHubble: Wien you give me an example Bobbie?N Bobbie Knoke: NTelling a hair raising story to bald headed man.N of wasted energy Miss Henson In History Class Bill doesn't think that dates are important. What do you think Marjorie? Marjorie: uwell, dates are the most important thing in my life? Sarge: Did you mon the floor Rookie No Sarge: No what Rookie No mop Bob Crain: My girl'S set the leading part in a theater. Bob Reames: Is she the star? Bob Crain: No the usher. Corporal Cat dancejz Do you s:- that old buzzard over there? Q is the meanest officer I have ever seen! Girl: Do you know who I am? I am that officer's daughter. Corporal Do you know who I am Girl No Corporal: Thank heavens Kenneth Born: HI'm not just as ordinary salesman. I'm selling personality and brains. Katie first not have any samples. A fly was walking with er daue ghter on Mr. Huhtle's head. How things change, my dea. She said When I was your age this was just a footpath. I Peggy Clendenin: Where did Kat herine get that awful hat? Jean Kenon: I haven't the slig htest idea. Let's ask her. Peggy: Katherine, where did you get that hat? c Katherine: It's e millinery sec ret. Getty Ticer and Annie Marie Vas quez were discussing men. Asked Getty: Which would you desire most in a husbend?Brain Wealth or Appearance? Appearance Beolied Annie Marie and the sooner, the better. Colleen Cox: The idea of that conductor glared at me just as I hadn't paid my fare. Baby Cox: Well Colleen what did you do? Colleen: I glared right beck as if I had. 107 Snider: Well, Vou're the salesman I've seen who did

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