Goldendale High School - Simcoe Yearbook (Goldendale, WA)

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Q 1 Q uunmnnmmm nun unmxmuunununum uluumm umm mu l mmm 19-SIMCOE-28 4. -.. -... ......-..-..-..-......-..-..-........ els CONTENTS FOREWORD. DEDICATION. ADMINISTRATION: SCHOOL BOARD STUDENT ASSOCIATION. FACULTY. SIMCOE STAFF. CLASSES: SEN IORS. J UNIORS. SOPHOMORES. FRESHMEN. ALUMNI. ORGANIZATIONS: TORCH. GOLD G. PURPLE G. GLEE CLUB. ACTIVITIES: SOCIAL CALENDAR. SOCIAL NOTES. DRAMATICS ATHLETICS. LITERARY. SPECIAL FEATURE : MEEKLY WESSIN GER. SN APS. JOKES AND ADVERTISING. To the memory of the man who hw Qpent his life in untir mg zeal to further the best interests of the Qchool dletrlct and teen years to the memory of Mr ARTHUR C CHAPMAN we lovingly dedicate this volume who has taken care of the funds of the district for the past six- ' 32' 'H .'."7TJ':Y7'K"""'- 2 ' . ADM LINISTRATIIQNI Q J -.limi A 19-SIMCOE-28 - 1.:L.u: ua-nl1p:i.:l n1..i..1nn..n-1.11. SCHOOL BOARD PAST DR. H. H. HARTLEY, Chairman Z. O. BROOKS E. O. PERKINS, fResignedJ H. B. BENNETT A. C. CHAPMAN, Clerk PRESENT Z. O. BROOKS, Chairman H. J. TURNER E. D. ROE V. A. BACHER, Clerk 19-SIMCOE-28 4- A -ew A -A - -A aa- A .-i.-2..-......-..-..-..............-.......-..-......-..g. 2 I i STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION Arah Spoon President ............... .,.,.. Vice-president ..,...... .... K athryn Allison Business Manager ...... ,,,.A,,. J ames Willis Ray Olsen Norma Spoon Treasurer ......,,,..... .. Secretary ....,..,.......,,.. .. Athletic Manager ,.,,... ......... T ed Musgrave Simcoe Editor ...... ,...... A rline Loughary Faculty Advisor ,.....,....,...,.......,..........,.,. Mr. V. A. Bacher This organization has served as a board of control for all student problems during the year. A close check is kept by the organization upon all high school finances, as well. Every plan for high school entertainment originates with this board and is submitted to the student body. In this way much time is saved and many futile arguments are prevented. The students feel that their Wishes are being Well carried out by this governing body. Page Six 19-SIMCOE--28 4. -..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-...-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..- - - - ..- -. - ........4. BACKER, VERNON A. BACHER-SllD6TiHt9Hd6DI Mathematics B. S. Biological Science. Whitworth College SARA V. BACHER B, S. Home Economics James Milliken University B. A. Education University of Illinois DOROTHY M. CURTIS English A. B. Arts and Science The University of Nebraska HELEN H. HALE Music History A. B. English, History Washington State College CLEO SHELTON Girl's Athletics Home Economics English B. S. Home Economics South Dakota State College WINFIELD S. UPCRAFT Athletics Commercial B. A, Journalism M. A. Education Oregon State College University of Washington GRACE P. PORTER Latin, French, Public Speaking B. A. English Whitman College Northwestern University Page Seven 19-SIMCOE-28 'I' 'I' .ini.l-..1,.1.,1.,.....1...1..1..1......1...1..1..1.,. SIMCOE STAFF Editor ..,....,.,..V, ,,................V,................. Arline Loughary Assistant Editor ....s.. sAAs,.. E lizabeth Bratton Faculty Advisor Business Manager ii,,.. , , Typist Ys......s..... Literary eii,,,,,eei Poetry ............,,,,, .,,,,, Boy's Athletics Gir1's Athletics Special Feature Miss Curtis James Willis Ray Olsen Florence Elliott Marcella Divers .. Ted Musgrave Kathryn Allison Ruth Norris Alumni ..........,..,, ..........N.,....,i........ Wanda Moore - Norma Spoon Gordon Olsen Calendar ........e,.,, .....,....,.,Ve,..,,,,.,..,,.. Art Y,.....ee.....,,... Arah Spoon Jokes ve,,..,,........,e,eeee.e...e,.. ....,.ee,. K enneth McKee Senior Representative .,Ve..,,ee ..e.c., E lizabeth Bratton Junior Representative e,eveii,e.......e .,....wee....e,., M ary Cain Sophomore Representative ..,..ee,e,. ..,.., H oward Bratton Freshmen Representative ,...V,,....c...c,,el Douglas Ledbetter Senior Snap-shot Representative c,.,.,...... Blossom Hardin Junior Snap-shot Representative e...e..,.e.. Carmen Roloff Sophomore Snap-shot Representative ..o, Edward Allison Freshmen Snap-shot Representative,.Margaret McEwen Page Eight I ,. -- , .....-..-,, jj 1" 'ri 2 -.1 - - ,,i. Y'--Ti ' it GLASSES p - p P In up l9fSIlVIfIOE-Z8 +,,+g1n. n. l 7n..7n1l,.7.. ,, 1.74.-In-an-u. --uig:in1:..1,: ,..i..1qp1.gi..igg1.g1.p1gg-1 SENIORS Oh, little school, so plain and bare, Our slow feet linger on your stair For the last tinfe. We shall no more Come hither. When we close the door Upon you now, we shall be through With all the dear, glad past, and you. Dear School. We chafed so at the meager ways, The tasks assigned, the fretted days, The life you were the shell of, yet Now, G. H. S. our cheeks are wet. How kind, how sure, this haven seems, How dear the past-it's hopes, it's dreams, The old, old grind, the toil, the care. Forth to the future now we fare, Yet still with backward gaze that clings To the old, worn, familiar things: Farewell, our hands have left the door That opens to us now no more. ALLISON, KATHRYN BARNES, MARJORIE BRATTON, ELIZABETH BROOKS, PHYLLIS CAHILL, JAMES COLLINS, HERBERT DAVIS, IRMA DAVENPORT, LEO DAWSON, EREN DRURY, HESTER ELLIOTT, FLORENCE SENIORS P. A. B., '28 CLASS COLORS-Old Rose and Nile Green CLASS FLOWER-Sweet Pea CLASS MOTTO-"Through Trials to Glory" GREEN, MAURENE HALL, JUNE HARDIN, BLOSSOM HARLAN, BESSIE HILL, ELIZABETH HOBBS, ROBERT JACROUX, ALFRED JACROUX, JUNIOR JAEKEL, JOHN KELLEHER, JACK LOCY, MARJORIE Page Nine LOUGHARY, ARLINE SMART, CLARA MILLER, CLAUDE MONTGOMERY, ZELMA MOORE, WANDA MUSGRAVE, TED OLSEN, RAY SCHUSTER, MYRA SELLE, VELMA SHEPARD, PEARL SPOON, ARAH I9-SIMCOE-28 --"-as ::7"7--7--:sill nfs: 'H 'cl '- + -luxuzlu-:::1u-nq:Aqglgg ML , ,,, W., 1 ,- , , ,gg ,+ I MRS. SARA V. BACHER Page Ten Senior Class Adv'sor "We'd like to be the sort of friend you have been to usg We'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of ours, to us along the way." KATHRYN E. ALLISON 1A1lisonJ "A leader of leaders was she, a girl among girls." MARJORIE BARNES fMargieJ "These high school boys are such bores." HERBERT COLLINS KHerbieJ "Bashful and shy, 'but a man's a man for a' that! " ELIZABETH BRATTON fLizJ "Yes, surelyg industriousness must be her forte." PHYLLIS A. BROOKS lPhilJ "She does many things in a quiet way." IRMA M. DAVIS fDavyJ "The dark horse." JAMES E. CAHILL lDeaconj "What he thinks no man can tell." 19-SIMCOE-28 . 31... missin-:ms-lc... ... . .. I. ...7nl1l..-as-..u1qn1ul1uu -lr- ee e--F -- - - he - -1- LICO DAVENPORT 1Fai3 "Lis cizeergul grin makes the world ' grin with him." ' IQIIEN DAYCSJN fSl111Ill!'0Ckj 'UI-4111111 irc r ght. I am the nie ry wandcrer of the night." MES. ER DRURY fFuisyJ "I don't say much and no one knows wha: I think." RGBERT L. HCBBS QBobJ "He fiddles his t'n1e away." FLORENCE ELLIOTT fFlossieJ "Her charm lies in her modesty." JUNE LEE HALL fJune1yJ Left the Class. BESSIE M. HARLAN fBessJ "She's a terror for her size." JOHN ALBERT JAEKEL 1J0hnJ "Quiet, shy, retiring, but we' cannot help admiring." Page Eleven 19--SIMCOE-28 l1lhmlr1l l ALFRED L. JACROUX Uerkj "Don't be 'backward-I'm not." V" L1 lf' BLOSSOM H. HARDIN lT00tsieJ A .J I "Hang sorrow! care will kill a .catg therefore 1et's be merry." ELIZABETH HILL fLiz1 "Oh, this 1earn'ng, what is it?" GUSTAVE A. JACROUX Uuniorl "A friend to all, an enemy to none." MARJORIE LOCY fMargieJ "She creates an atmosphere of the utmost refinement." ARLINE L. LOUGHARY fAl1 "Ye gods, how she talks." ZELMA ANN MONTGOMERY IMontyJ "She is quiet and reserved." JOHN P. KELLEHER tJackJ "What? No women? Never!" Page Twelve 19-SIMCOE--28 1gg1un1-q-lg-ll1nl1u-1pg-g.1gqigl14,1..1qqi..1 CLAUDE MILLER tMi1lerj "His name will go DOWN in History." VELMA I. SELLE CVeJ "She's not what you'd call talkative." WANDA MOORE CWanderJ "A constant smile is always worth while." THEODORE W. MUSGRAVE fTedJ "The world knows nothing of its greatest men." MYRA ALICE SCHUSTER CB1ondyJ ."Blush'ng is the color of virtue." PEARL SHEPARD fPearlieJ "Still waters run deep." CLARA E. SMART CClairieJ "There's a gift beyond the reach of art-that of being silent." RAYMOND E. OLSEN fRayJ "In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of-baseball." Page Thirteen n1u--al-up.-u1qi'p-n..1nn-1a.i.i.ql1qn1n 19-SIMCOE-28 4- -4- SEN IORS .1.q1..1..1.q MAURENE AVICE GREEN fRenaJ "A maid, light-hearted and content." ARAH I. SPOON CSpooneyJ "She entered into all things with zeal and zest." Class Officers Pres1dent .............................................. ............. R ay Olsen Vice-president ............ Secretary-treasurer ......... Simcoe Representative ..... Class Advisor .................. 19.-unqx Qpxt N N Pearl Shepard Wanda Moore Elizabeth Bratton Mrs. Bacher I ,f,,f'.e .-"QV '24' . riffxuli yi ff xl lo X Zffli 917 . - XJ Qi A 'ffvfigs Ax psf- ,f ' .4 x'L,y,,sf,1'f-4 NxQw yf Kx Q Page Fourteen ELIZABETH BRATTON-Classical -Courseg Secretary-treasurer Class '26g Vice- 19-SIMCOE-28 -1--1---1 ------E-E 4:13 ----:-e--:---------- ----- - - -----+ gnc Gfaofc 728. KATHRYN E. ALLISON-Classical Courseg President Class, '25-'26g Vice-president Student Body '27-'28g President Torch '28g President Gold G '28g Vice-presi- dent Glee Club '28g Simcoe Staff '25-'26-'27-'28g Vaudeville '27-'28g Ritzie Revue '28g Operetta '26g Basketball '25-'26-'27-'28g Glee Club '28g Torch '28g Gold G '28. MARJORIE BARNES-English Courseg Vodvil '28g Ritzie Revue '28g Operetta '26g Glee Club '28. HERBERT COLLINS-Entered from Paola Hi, Paola, Kansas '26. Commercial Coursey Glee Club '28. president Torch etta '26g Torch PHYLLIS ALMYRA Carnival Queen 283 Editor of Gold Light '283 Class Representative '28g Oper- '28g Valedictorian. BROOKS-English Courseg Ritzie Revue '28g Operetta '26g 273 Glee Club '27-'28. IRMA M. DAVIS-Classical Courseg Simcoe Staff '25-'27g Class Play '27g Vaude- ville '27-'28g Operetta '26. JAMES E. CAHILL-Scientific Courseg Secretary-treasurer Purple G '285 Class Play '27-'28g Football '27-'28g Track '27-'28g Glee Club '28g Purple G '27-28. LEO DAVENPORT-Entered from District No. 27 in '27, Commercial Courseg Class Play '27g Track '28. EREN DAWSON-English Courseg Class Play '28g Ritzie Revue '28g Operetta '26g Glee Club '27-'28. '- HESTER DRURY-Entered from Selah High, Selah in '25. English Course. ROBERT L. HOBBS-Scientific Courseg Class Pla-y '26g Vaudeville '27g Football '27-'28g Purple G '27-'28. FLORENCE ELLIOTT-English Coursey High School Reporter '26g Simcoe Staff '2 5- '26-'28g Home Lighting Contest '25g Lincoln Essay Contest '26. BESSIE M. HARLAN-Entered from Roosevelt High, Roosevelt in '28. English Courseg Basketball '28g Gold G '28. JOHN ALBERT JAEKEL-Entered from Maryhill, Washington in '27. Scientific Course. ALFRED L. JACROUX-Entered from Cedar Valley in '27, English Courseg Ritzie Revue '285 Glee Club '28. BLOSSOM HELEN HARDIN-Commercial Courseg Yell Leader '26g Simcoe Staff '27-'283 Vice-president Gold G '28g Class Play '28g Vaudeville '27-'28g Ritzie Revue '28g Operetta '26g Basketball '26-'27-'28g Glee Club '28g Gold G '28. Page Fifteen 19-SIMCOE-28 ep:1Il1l1U1lr mr :sexist :in7x1ai+:L:l-oc:YYn1ll:uciuIi:l1ll1ut1wl1al1as1u-ns:-n1u+ ELIZABETH HILL-Commercial Coursey Operetta '26. GUSTAVE A. JACROUX-Entered from Cedar Valley in '27, English Coursey Glee Club '28. MARJORIE LOCY-Commercial Coursey Class Play '27y Operetta '26y Ritzie Revue '28y Glee Club '28. ARLINE LOUGHARY-Lewis and Clark Hi, Spokane, Washington '26. Classial Coursey Secretary-treasurer Class '27y Simcoe Editor '28y 'Corresponding Secre- tary Torch '28y Simcoe Staff '27-'28y Class Play '27-'28y Vaudeville '27-'28y Ritzie Revue '28y Basketball '28y Torch '28y Glee Club '28y Gold G '28. ZELMA ANN MONTGOMERY--English Coursey Vaudeville '27y Operetta '26. JOHN PATRICK KELLEHER-English Coursey Secretary Literary Society '24y Football '27-'28y Purple G '27-'28. CLA-UDE MILLER-Scientific Coursey Class Play '28y Vaudeville '28y Football '28y Purple G '28. VELMA I. SELLE-Scientific Coursey Operetta '26. WANDA MOORE--Commercial Coursey Secretary-treasurer Class '28y Simcoe Staff '28y Vaudeville '28y Ritzie Revue '28y Operetta '26y Glee Club '27-'28. THEODORE W. MUSGRAVE-Commercial Coursey Vice-president Class '25y Class Representative '26y Basketball Captain '28y Athletic Manager '27-'28y Vice- president Purple G '28y Simcoe Staff '27-'28y Class Play '28y Vaudeville '28y Football '26-'27-'28y Basketball '26-'27-'28y Purple G '26-'27-'28y Glee Club '28. MYRA ALICE SCHUSTER-Entered from Pleasant Valley in '26, English Coursey Vaudeville '27y Operetta '26. PEARL SHEPARD--English Coursey Vice-president Class '28y Simcoe Staff '26y Operetta '26. CLARA E. SMART-Entered from Central Valley in '27. English Course. RAYMOND E. OLSEN-Scientific Coursey Treasurer Student Body '27-'28y Vice- president Class '26y President 'Class '28y Simcoe Staff '25-'27-'28y Footlball Captain '28y Class Play '25-'26-'27-'28y Vaudeville '28y Ritzie Revue '28y Foot- ball '26-'27-'28y Basketball 27y Glee Club 28g Purple G Club '26-'27-'28. MAURENE AVICE GREEN-Entered from Sunnyside '25. English Coursey Vice- president 'Class '27y Secretary-treasurer Glee Club '27y President Glee Club '28y Simcoe Staff '28g Class Play '27-'28y Vaudeville '27-'28y Ritzie Revue '28y Oper- etta '26y Glee Club '28. ARAH I. SPOON--Classical 'Coursey Secretary-treasurer Class '25y Vice-president Class '26y Secretary Student Body '26-'27y President Student Body '28y Simcoe Staff '27-'28y Class Play '28y Vaudeville '27-'28y Ritzie Revue '28y Operetta '26y Glee Club '27-'28y Torch '28. Page Sixteen 19-SIMCOE-Z8 +.1..-..-..--.1..-.--'-n--u----u-n-nn-un--u1---uu--.-nu-uu-n- - -u--I-In-nu-n-lull CLASS WILL We, the Class of 1928, of the Goldendale High School, having been in this school full time fsome four years and some morej and being as near sound of mind as we ever were, do make, publish and declare this to be our Last Will and Testament, hereby revoking all Wills and Testaments by us heretofore made. Article the First We, the Class of 1928, leave to Mr. Bacher and the Faculty the best of good wishes, and hearty congratulations for their achievement in graduating us. We leave to the Student Body in general, what we hope will be a more or less fond memory: also we leave our long line of achievements which have contributed greatly to the undying glory of our school. We do hereby bequeath to the Junior Class our name and classroom to be used as they see fit and extend to them the dignity and knowledge of the Seniors. We do give and bequeath to the Sophomore Class our shining example -the beacon by which they may follow us. To the Freshmen we say, "Cheer up l" It will only be three more years of hard labor. Article the Second Being the individual wills of the various members of the Class of '28, I, Arah Spoon, will my executive ability to Claude Woods, in order that Claude may become president of the Student Body if elected. I, Junior Jacroux, do give and bequeath my skill at basketball and track to Chester Dugger for him to use to further the glory and renown of the school. I, Myra Schuster, leave my dizzy disposition to Margaret Selle and my fondness for dates to Carmen Roloff. I, Wanda Moore, do hereby will to Eleanor Amundson my interest, present and future, in the Spoon Electricity Works. I, Irma Davis, on this twenty-fifth day of May do hereby bequeath Alfred fDocJ White to Harriett Spalding for the rest of her high school career. I, Zelma Montgomery, confer upon Doris Smith. my ability to dance and flirt-that Doris may go to Hollywood and become leading lady for Douglas Fairbanks, thereby fulfilling her long cherished dream. I, Elizabeth Hill, will my preference for tall farmer boys to Amanda Westerman. I, Herbert Collins, leave my sheik-like appearance, unusually good looks, and forward manner to Tom Wilson so that he may have as many admirers of the opposite sex as I. Page Seventeen 19-SIMCOE--28 -1-----------------F:--:H A1-----1::s:-1:-1::::----------1- I, Velma Selle, leave my ability as a public speaker to James Willis so he will not be so quiet in the future. I, Alfred Jacroux, leave my French book to Ed Grimes, assuring him I won't miss anything from it. I, Kathryn Allison, am pleased to leave my basketball ability to Louise Dressell, providing aforesaid Louise developes it and proves that it isn't always the tallest people who make the best players. I, Hester Drury, will my sorrel top to Maxine Elliott, so it will shine forth and brighten the next Senior Class. I, Eren Dawson, leave my right of way to James Willis's desk ffirst periodj to Elizabeth Kayser. You may not be able to converse in Latin as we have, but experience will teach you how. I, Ted Musgrave, will my ability in caring for infants to Lester Winter and my ability to make personal fouls to Junior Allison who, I know, will be able to use it to good advantage. I, Arline Loughary, will my long list of "breaks," in every class to anyone who takes the time to memorize them. I, Marjorie Barnes, leave my diamond ring to my sister Claudia so it will stay in the family. I, Maurene Green, when asked for a legacy, say I have nothing to leave. My "all" graduated in the class' of 1927. I, Marjorie Locy, leave my alto voice to Mildred Riley so that Mildred can take my place in the Glee Club next year. I, Jack Kelleher, will my rosy complexion to Blanche Newman, so Douglas Ledbetter can find her on moonless evenings. I, Bessie Harlan, will my corner in the balcony to Virginia Coop pro- viding Virginia will not use it as a vamping booth. I, Florence Elliott, leave my literary ability to my younger sister and my position as official candy sacker of the school to Ruth Norris. I, Clara Smart, leave my heart-captivating ability to Marjorie Le- Blanc. We know she won't use it. I, John Albert Jaekel, will my athletic ability to Dick Hoctor hoping he will use it as I have. I, Blossom Hardin, leave my place on the piano bench to next years pianist and my vaudeville ability to anyone who can equal it. As for my "THREE" I'1l have to keep them myself. S I, Elizabeth Bratton, bequeath a little of my grey matter and sense of responsibility to each member of the Junior class since the teachers say they need it badly. I, Claude Miller, will a few inches of my height to Charles Spoon. Trust Spooney to make use of it in. painting signs. I, Pearl Shepard, will my ability of hiding out my boy friends to anyone who thinks they can do it. Page Eighteen 19-SIMCOE-28 +.1g1.p1.g1pp-.qpiggilliI.-..1..i..1pl-II--q-.Q:il.1..il,,i::iuui,,,:,W :lil-if ::.in1ggi'+ I, Bob Hobbs, leave my ability to grease machinery to "Tal" Bratton for use on his Ford. I, Phyllis Brooks, will three sticks of Wrigley's Spearmint Gum to Kenneth McKee to be taken after each meal. I, James Cahill, leave my little "mustn't touch it" to Malcolm Jensen to relieve Pete of the tedious task of applying cream to his lip every eve- ning before retiring. I, Ray Olsen, leave at last this school. In doing so I will my ability to make baskets to Fred Lear. To witness thereof, we, the said Senior Class set our hand, foot, and seal, hereunto, this 25th day of May, 1928. CSignedJ Senior Class of 1928. In witness whereof, we the undersigned, do declare that this is the last will and testament of the said Senior Class which they have requested to be drawn up, in the presence of us, and in the presence of each other, this twenty-first day of May, 1928. Witnesseth- Florence Elliott, James Cahill, Marjorie Locy. PROPHECY "Merrily we roll along, roll along, roll along." Thus said Junior Jac- roux as he and Bob "rolled along" the highway on their balloon tired roller skates, an invention of J unior's brother, Alfred, while searching for something soft. It was a crisp January morning in 1938, but although snow banks piled high on either side, the roads were wonderful, thanks to Robert Hobbs' new steam-heated, road-bed system for winter weather. They had left their rooms at the luxurious New Heathman hotel in Portland early that morning and, after breakfasting in the hotel grill oper- ated by Velma Selle, and Clara Smart, had started on their long journey across the continent to Washington D. C., to visit President Herbert Col- lins. It was J unior's intention to write a book on the benefits derived from riding on eight wheels, and he asked Robert Hobbs to accompany him on his tour. As they passed through Salt Lake City they stopped at John Jaekels' drug store to stock up with a supply of Brooks' peach gum. In the same city they stopped in to see Leo Davenport who occupied the best suite in the Hotel. He and Maurene Green, famous clog dancers, were engaged in watching a game of tiddle-de-winks over the television pictograph, a device perfected by Hester Drury and Irma Davis. Page Nineteen ' 19-SIMCOE-28 q..::-is :fs :: :sis ez: 7:2 :Z-1: :ein-.12 :,.....f:. 5 :....,::m,. :.l::A,:,:........l, After tiring of this amusement they skated to Chicago. Here they were stopped by traffic officer Claude Miller and informed that they had a flat tire. They noticed a great change in Claude since the days of '28. His hair was a flaming red and one arm had been shot off in a Chicago raid. Claude invited them out to spend the evening with him and talk over the good old days in G. H. S. While there he told them of a number of their classmates. He said that Ted Musgrave and Jack Kelleher, senators from California, were attempting to repeal the twenty-seventh Amendment, which denied congressman the right to marry. It was rumored that Florence Elliott and Wanda Moore, prominent Hollywood Chorus girls, had something to do with their stand. Junior questioned Claude about Arline Loughary, though he knew it to be a touchy subject. He laughed and said that she was an old maid and had fitted out a house for her and her twenty dogs to live in with Myra Schuster living with her to amuse the dogs in preparation for her pro- fession as a nurse. Though they were loathe to leave, they had to be on their way. They had hoped to reach Detroit, by nightfall, but as Robert Hobbs developed a painful blister on his heel it was necessary that they seek rooms at the exclusive Rice-Carlson hotel at Gary. As they entered the elevator the operator smiled and said, "Hello, Bob!" "Why, Bessie Harlan," he exclaimed, "of all places to find you." She explained that this was the only business she could find by which she could rise in the world, though her husband, Ray Olsen was a successful Ford mechanic. The next evening as they rolled into Detroit they met Elizabeth Hill, the famous detective. She had discovered, by a method secret to herself, what became of Elizabeth Bratton. It was found that after playing "Fair Elizabeth" in A. Spoon's light opera, "Disappointments," she had run away to dance with Jimmy Cahill in Zelma Montgomery's stock company. Just as they were leaving Kansas City they met Marjorie Locy, an aviatrix who was sailing for Washington D. C., and she offered to take them to their distination. As they had made no definite plan they accept- ed. They hadn't gone far before Colonel Locy noticed a knock in the motor and they landed in a field. After a thorough investigation they found they were out of gas and began looking around for aid. They saw a near-by farm-house and went to it for help. Upon approaching the house they noticed a lady asleep in a hammock. To their great amazement they found that it was Mrs. Norman Jones, formerly Marjorie Barnes, of the class of 1928. Being unable to conceal their surprise they called her name and she awakened with a start. After talking for a few minutes Marjorie picked up a newspaper that was laying on the ground, and there on the front page of the sport section was the picture of our two class mates, Kathryn Allison and Blossom Hardin, famed animal huntresses, just home Page Twenty 19i5lM90E-28 . , -1 sic' uc r r nfl: nn1nu-u:7u:7nu1-1. .. Liu. I. ful:7:li::1nn-..u7...7..u1lu--0.7.c Y..-..7 1:49 from their exploits in India to recapture the sacred white elephant which had escaped from the circus. Marjorie told them of another of their old classmates, Pearl Shepard, who was a grand opera singer in New York. No other classmates were met until they arrived at the president's office at the White House and there seated at the typewriter was none other than Eren Dawson, private secretary to President Collins. Junior had now enough material to write a book on the benefits deriv- ed from riding on eight wheels and Bob's blister was much improved, so they gave up their journey and flew back to Goldendale with Lindy. B. H. H. '28 K. E. A. '28 -23- SENIOR CLASS HISTORY The Class of 1928 is a mon ster whose age is 210,960 days, the weight 68,975.5 ounces or slightly over two tons, the height 2,146 inches, nation- ality, Americang complexion, variegatedg pep, splendid, scholarship, ex- cellent, and loyalty, one hundred per cent. The above mentioned "creature" now consists of thirty-three sec- tions, the exact number with which it entered Goldendale High School four happy years ago. Due to examinations, new arrivals, and transfers, the personnel is not the same, but seventeen of the original parts are still in the combination. Five of the parts are members of the Purple G Club, five of the Gold G Club, four of the Torch Society, eleven of the Glee Club including the pianist, four are members of the Board of Control, and ten are on the Simcoe staff. In addition to this the president or head of each of the above named societies is also a part of the "creature." As green fthe inevitable, but invariably true adjectivej and peppy Freshmen, this "being" entered upon its career in this high school. The sections honored as the first class officers were: Kathryn Allison, presi- dent, Ted Musgrave, vice-president 5 and Arah Spoon, secretary treasurer. Miss Johnson was chosen as advisor. When it had sufficiently revived from the Senior Mixer, given early in the school year, it conducted a re- turn mixer. This was reported a very enjoyable affair and entertained such notables as Perry Winkle and Maggie and Jiggs. The next fall the "creature" had become a Sophomore with but thirty parts again electing officers: Amos Coley, president, Arah Spoon, vice- presidentg Elizabeth Bratton, secretary-treasurer, and Mr. Hall, Class Ad- visor. This year showed its first participation in boy's athletics, Ted Musgrave's height 67W inches and weight 2,352 ounces representing us in both basketball and football. Kathryn Allison completed her second year on the Girls' Basketball Team, while Blossom Hardin ended her first. Page Twenty-One 19-SIMCOE-28 'l"-'-"-'-'--'-----------'------------------+-------'----------"---4- The Junior year brought more activities into its hands, the Prom and the class play. The first mentioned speaks for itself. The play "When a Feller Needs a Friend" presented February twenty-second brought to light new talent and proved a success. That year the officers were Howard Fenton, president: Maurene Green, vice-president and Arline Loughary, secretary-treasurer. A number of ounces and inches were added to the football team from the "creature" June Hall, a new part, gave her skill and pep to the Girls' Basketball Team. The fall of 1927 found the paragon well on its way toward graduation. As Seniors, the parts selected Ray Olsen, presidentg Pearl Shepard, vice- presidentg Wanda Moore, secretary-treasurerg and Mrs. Bacher, Advisor. Under the leadership the rest of the "parts" were inspired to undertake the task of earning a new curtain for the stage. With this as a goal it sold candy and conducted a waffle shop at basketball games. It also served a Commercial Club dinner which enabled it to make a gift which will place it in the front rank of graduating Seniors. It presented the Senior play "Square Crooks" December 9, which helped to provide funds to carry on its activities. At Christmas it pro- vided a program and induced Santa Claus to come and give out all the presents and read some of the letters he had received from the student body. The "monster" also provided several inches of talent for the "Ritzie Revue," the proceeds of which were applied on scenery. The "creature" will be divided at graduation but each part will re- member that it was once a member of the "Class of '28" and will attempt to bring honor to that organization. -E. B.'28. WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF Ray Olsen were a freshman- Jack had black hair- Arline was a peroxide blonde- Elizabeth Bratton would flunk- Jimmie went to bed at 7 o'clock- Ted was an "A" student- Claude got a girl- Leo made his own dates- Bob said his prayers- Arah refused to work- Herbie was a preacher- Dizzy couldn't talk- Kathryn Allison was dumb- Marjorie Barnes didn't hear fro Wishram- III Page Twenty-Two 19-SIMCOE-28 .l..:...::-:e ee .......: .1 .ei..-2A.I-,.:-...........,:.-......::.-..-..-...................-..l. COMMENCEMENT PROGRAM Friday, May 25 Processional .....,. .,............,................... ........ R u th Norris Invocation ....... ...........A.o.... R ev. Stowe Music ............ ...... S enior Mixed Trio Salutatory ...... ...........,........ A rah Spoon Music ............... ,.... S enior Mixed Quartet Valedictory ..........A......,.... ......... E lizabeth Bratton Music .......,..........,......... . ....... ........,........................... T e d Musgrave Commencement Address ....... ..................,................... M r. B. F. Irvine Music ....,............,.............,,.., ...., ' 'Purple and Gold," Senior Glee Club Presentation of Class .......,.... ..e........................,.....l. M r. V. A. Bacher Presentation of Diplomas ..,..... ................,............... M r. Z. O. Brooks Benediction .............................,................,.........................,.........,,.... Rev. Stowe BACCALAUREATE SERMON Sunday, May 20 Voluntary ....... ..........,..... 5 ..................... ..... R u th Norris Hymn .........., .... ......, ...,.......... A s s embly Invocation ............. ..... F ather Edwards Music ........................ ,..... M rs. Abshier Scripture Reading ....... ........ R ev. Stowe Music ...................... .......,......... G lee Club Sermon ........ ................. R ev. Storey Music .............. ....... S enior BoysDuet Benediction ........ ,...........,.....................,..............,,..,.,...,................ R ev. Storey CLASS NIGHT PROGRAM Wednesday, May 23, 1928 Class Song ......... .........................................,................,......................... C lass Class History ........ ....... ..,... E lizabeth Bratton Class Will .......... ...............,. F lorence Elliott Music .........,..... ....... S enior Boys Quartet Class Poem ....... Key Oration ,..... Junior Reply ............. Music ........,..........,........ Presentation of Gift ...... Acceptance ................,.. Prophecy .......,........,..,,. Music ............................,... "The Purple and Gold" Page Twenty-Three Phyllis Brooks Raymond Olsen Gordon Olsen Senior Girls Trio Pearl Shepard Mr. V. A. Bacher Class Blossom Hardin Class 19--SIMCOE--28 .5..::1 1: if - 2- 1- - :S .-.xi..-n.......-...-.,.-...-....-M.,-......... .-.--- .......-..-..g. J UNIORS CLASS COLORS-Royal Blue and Silver CLASS FLOWER-Lily of the Valley CLASS MOTTO-"They can conquer who think 'they can." CLASS OFFICERS President ..,........,,..... rr......,. G ordon Olsen Vice-president ,,.,,,..,.. rr.. I ienneth McKee Secretary-treasurer .... .,..e. C armen Roloff Class Advisor .r..,.r,rrr.,rr.,, .... M iss Grace Porter Simcoe Representative .... ,e,,v,,,Vw,V,. M ary Cain CLASS ROLL ABELING, HERMAN BARNES, CLAUDIA CAIN, MARY CROOKS, KATHRYN DIVERS, MARCELLA ELLIOTT, MAXINE GANGUIN, CLARA GRIMES, EDWARD GUNKEL, RALPH JACKSON, VERA JENSEN, MALCOLM MCEWEN, CHARLES MCKEE, KENNETH MCKUNE, VELORA MONTGOMERY, Marcelle Page Twenty-Four MORGAN, HOVVARD NICKERSON, RALPH NORRIS, RUTH OLSEN. GORDON RICHARDSON, ORVILLE ROE, ELSIE ROLOFF, CARMEN TRUMBO, ALMA M M n - p -'rl-9-SIMiQOEf28 A MQW Ol:-. .. -7 . .inf ..--...7 .--- u.-- .. - ll-li-11: xr-.... .u ..7,.u7..u1uuY...n . ..7....7 -.. .I :liult POEM From Freshman days of doubt and fear, When we were grassy green, We wandered on till we came near Our Sophomore year, it seems. We tarried there for one brief year, Before we hurried on TJ bcc Jme the mighty Juniors, Filled with glory and renown. So ha'l to the Class of '29! Known for courage and pc p. 'Neath the silver and blue at any old time, We'll fight for our Wonderful rep. C. L. R. '29, CLASS HISTORY We were the green Freshies of 1925. There were forty of us. At the first opportunity we chose Miss Johnson as our class advisor and elected the class officers as follows: Kenneth McKee, president, Hazel Hyatt, vice- presidentg Anita Fuhrman, secretary-treasurer, Iona Miller, Simcoe rep- resentative. We were made full fledged Goldendale High students at the Frosh Mixer given for us by the Seniors. In our Sophomore year, we gave the Frosh the warm welcome which was coming to them. We elected, for that year, Amos Coley, president, Gordon Olsen, vice-president, Carmen Roloff, secretary, Iona Miller, treasurerg Ted Musgrave, Simcoe representative. Miss Olive Price was selected as our class advisor. At the beginning of our Junior year, we elected Gordon Olsen, presi- dent: Kenneth McKee, vice-president, Carmen Roloff, secretary-treasurerg Mary Cain, Simcoe representative. Miss Grace Porter was chosen as our class advisor. In athletics the Junior class was right there. We had four letter men, Gordon Olsen, Orville Richardson, Malcolm Jensen and Amos Coley. Mar- celle Montgomery, Ruth Norris and Mary Cain received letters in basket- ball. I After much frantic searching, The Mummy and the Mumps was selected for the Junior Play. Three weeks of hard work made it a credit- able production and it was certainly the "hit" of the spring season. ' M. E.C. '28 Page Twenty-Five 19-SIMCOE-28 +.--- -------- ----.-..-..-..-......-.........-..-..-..-.......-..-..-...-......-.....+ SOPHOMORES CLASS COLORS-Lavendar and White CLASS FLOWERS-Lavendar and White Lilacs CLASS MOTTO-"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it, and hang on." CLASS OFFICERS President .,.....,................................................., James Hall Vice-president ........,.S.. ...... J ames Willis Secretary-treasurer ,...., ....,. J ean Coffield Simcoe Representative .... ...., H oward Bratton Advisor .....,...i..........,.,......,.,............,.,.... ..... M iss Shelton CLASS ROLL ALLISON, EDWARD LEAR, MARJORIE SMITH, DORIS IIRATTON. HOWARD McEWEN, PAUL SPALDING, HARRIETT UOFFIELD, JEAN MILLER, AUGUST SPOON, NORMA HIIGGER, CHESTER RICHARDSON, Genevieve WARD, THURMAN EDDIE, MYRIAM RILEY, MILDRED WATSON, VERA FENTON, RALPH ROE, DANIEL WILLIS, JAMES FICRGUSON, RAYMOND ROSS, ISABEL WILKINS, CLARA HALL, JAMES SELLE, MARGARET WINTER, LESTER JACKSON, LEO SHELLADY, GUY WOODS, CLAUDE SILVER, OLETA Page Twenty-Six 19-SIMCOE-28 .l................................................-..-...-...-..-...- -..-......................g. CLASS PCEM Have you ever seen a Sophomore thats a slacker? Or one who ever failed to do his part? We are always in the front, So if you're ever up a stump Come 'round and let a Sophomore help you out. To the purple and the gold We're always loyal , And of the rep of G. H. S. we're 'mighty proud, You will always see us trying To keep our colors flying And our name from being trampled in the ground. Two whole years We've been a member of this high school, Two more years we have to help uphold its name, We are noted for our pep, So it's safe for you to bet, That we'll do our best to bring our school to fame. N. A. S. '30 CLASS HISTORY September 7, 1926, the day that we entered G. H. S. was the most important one of our young lives for in that institution we were to grow up and form our characters. We had many happy and interesting times ahead of us. In our Freshman year we organized with the following officers: President, James Willis, Secretary, Ralph Fentong Treasurer, James Hallg Simcoe representative, Margaret Plettg Advisor, Miss Shelton. The Senior Mixer which was given us and Return Mixer were en- joyed by everyone. The next year we didn't need to be shown just what to do and how to do it. Our officers for 1927-1928 were: James Hall, presidentg James Willis, vice-president, Jean Coifield, secretary-treasurer, Howard Bratton, Sim- coe representativeg and Miss Shelton, class advisor. We were among the leaders in all events this year. Edward Allison earned a letter in both football and basketball while Ralph Fenton earned a letter in football and Lester Winter one in basketball, and track. Two of the Student Board of Control officers were selected from our midst. James Willis was elected business manager, Norma Spoon secre- tary and Jean Coffield and James Willis were elected school yell-leaders for 1927-1928. Our successes in football and basketball are due to their peppy leading and their inspiration. Norma Spoon, James Willis and Harriett Spalding also earned a mem- bership in the Torch Society. With such material we are sure to bring honor to G. H. S. H. T. B. '30. Page Twenty-Seven 19-SIMCOE-28 4..-..-,..-........-..-..-..-..-..-..-......-..-......-...-......-......-......-..-.......-..-.... 4. I PRBSHMEN CLASS COLORS-Yellow and Green CLASS FLOWER-Yellow Rose CLASS MOTTO-"We will." CLASS OFFICERS President ...................................... ...,.,A., M argaret Moore Vice-president ...e.eee.. ...,...... F red Lear Secretary-treasurer ....., ,,,.,... C harles Spoon Simcoe Representative .... ..,.. D ouglas Ledbetter Class Advisor .,,,,...................,.,,...,..,,...,,. Miss Helen Hale CLASS ROLL ADAM, BERTHA AMUNDSON, ELEANOR URATTON, FLORENCE BROKAVV, CLARA BRYANT, ORLENA BURGEN. HAROLD CHAPMAN, WILLIAM VOFFIELD. CHARLES UOLEY, LAURA COOP. VIRGINIA UROWE, HELEN DAVENPORT, HENR1 DIUCSSEL. LOUISE ELLIOTT. VELMA GOSNEY, FAY HAMILTON, WALTER HARP, NELLIE HOBBS, DONALD HOCTOR, RICHARD KAMHOLZ, MARVIN KAYSER, ELIZABETH LAINHART, FRANK LAWLER, NATALIE LEAR, FRED LeBLANC, MARJORIE LEDBETTER, DOUGLAS LEFEVER, CLARA LEFEVER, JAMES MCEWEN, MARGARET Page Twenty-Eight MCKUNE, ELDON MILLER, ERNESTINE MOORE, MARGARET NELSON, MARY NEWMAN, BLANCHE PLETT, ERMA ROBERTS. DORIS ROSS, HELEN . ROSS, ROBERT SILVER, LOYD SPALDING, LOIS SPOON, CHARLES NVADE, VIRGIE WESTERMANN. AMANDA WILSON, TOM 19-SIMCOE-28 -1-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ POEM We are a class of Freshmen As green as green can be, How they intend to ripen us Sure gets the best of me. The "upper" ones define us As verdant, cute, and small But just the same, the Freshmen Are going to skin them all. Each year we'll keep on growing, As green things always do. And what our final goal may be- We'll leave the guess to you. V. M. E. '31 CLASS HISTORY Outwardly unconcerned but inwardly aquake, forty-six timid Fresh- men entered G. H. S. on that fateful day of September 14, 1927. Having en- tered, great was our relief to find that we were not to be molested until the Senior Mixer and not at all thereafter. The first day was given to class organization, during which we elected Margaret Moore, president, Fred Lear, vice-president, Charles Spoon, sec- retary-treasurerg Douglas Ledbetter, class representative, and Miss Helen Hale, class advisor. The Senior Mixer came and went, with the Freshmen none the worse for their gruesome experiences, and ready and willing to return the Seniors' compliment. The Freshmen Mixer was a masquerade affair, which was a success, with splendid eats topping it all. Our class has been well represented in athletics, having two lettermen in football, one of whom was prominent on the basketball floor. Three girls from the class of '31 made up a part of the Girls' Glee Club and three boys, represented us in the Boys' Glee Club which has been recently organized. Louise Dressel won first award in the Lincoln Essay Contest sponsor- ed by the Elgin Watch Co. of Elgin, Illinois. She read her essay "Abraham Lincoln" in assembly and was given a bronze medal with a bas-relief of Lincoln on it. All in all our first year in G. H. S. has been a success, much of which is due to Miss Hale, our Class Advisor. D. B. L. '31 Page Twenty-Nine 19-SIMCOE-28 +.-.uTgg1gg1q.1..11,1151.gi.g-.gg1.p.-1.11.1ni5.1.l.1n.1n1n1.q1.g1n1pu1nl1gl-lp1pp1u1pp- ALUMNI School days are said, and rightly so, to be the happiest of one's life. Perhaps in looking over the names of the graduates of the past three years, and their present location, you will be able to recall some of your old school friends, and by so doing, bring back memories of those days you spent in G. H. S. If so, we will feel that our work in preparing this alumni list will not have been in vain. - R. E. N., '29. Nm aj Y- 535' wi , '16 . 1 I XM QV l Class of 1925 ADAM, LELA--Working in Portland. ATHOW, JANE-Now Mrs. Steve Baskett, living in Portland. COLEY, GEORGE-At home in Goldendale. COLLINS, MARTIN-At home in Goldendale. GLOVER, WILMA-Teaching at Pine Forest. HENRY, EARL-Attending Willamette University in Salem, Oregon. HUDSON, THELMA-Now Mrs. Frazier, living in Goldendale. JOHNSON, NAOMI-Teaching near White Salmon, Wash. KELLEHER, HELEN-Teaching at Fruit Flat. LE BLANC, HELEN-Working in Portland, Oregon. LOVE, NORMAN-Working in Bend, Oregon. MCEWEN, ROBERT--Farming in Klickitat. MILLER, HENRY-Attending school at U. of W. MORT, LOREN-Attending school at Willamette University. MORGAN, ANDREE-Teaching at Blockhouse. NICKERSON, OPAL-Now Mrs. Craven, living in Pendleton, Ore. OLSEN, ORTIS-Attending U. of W. SPOON, LILLIAN-Teaching school at Stevenson, Wash. STRAM, STANLEY-At home in Goldendale. TATE, LOUISE-Living in Sunnyside. WATSON, NEAL-Working in Goldendale. WICKLAND, GLADYS-Now Mrs. Axtell, living in Hillsboro, Ore. Page Thirty 19-SIMCOE-28 ....-............-..............-..-..-...........-..-...........-..-.....-..-......-..-.......-..g. Class of 1926 ALLISON, DOROTHY-Attending school at U. of W. BARNES, VELMA-In Nurses' Training in Portland, Oregon. BEEKS, CLIFFORD-Working for the P. P. KL L. in The Dalles. BINFORD, NOLA-Attending Ellensburg Normal. BRUNER, ROBERT-At home in Goldendale. COOP, JOHN-At home on the farm, Maryhill. EDDIE, ESTHER-In Nurses' Training in Seattle. ENDERBY, RUTH-Working in Goldendale. GANGUIN, MARIE-Living at home in Pleasant Valley. HAM, HELEN-In Nurses' Training, Portland. HARLAN, ESTHER-Mrs. Quinto Paolini, living in Elk River, Idaho HOWLAND, ALICE-Living in Klickitat. HUNTLEY, MARGARET-At home in Goldendale. IMRIE, JUANITA-Working in Portland, Oregon. JACROUX, GEORGE-Attending school at W. S. C. JACROUX, RICHARD-Attending school at W. S. C. KLOKER, JOSEPHINE-Living at home near Goldendale. LEFEVER, HARRY-Attending Normal at Monmouth, Ore. MCKANNA, FRANCES-Working in Goldendale. McKUNE, ZELLA-Now Mrs. Loren Dayton, living near Goldendale MORT, KENNETH-Attending school at Willamette University. NORRIS, MAXINE-Attending school at U. of W. RADCLIFF, ARCHIE-Working in Portland, Oregon. RADCLIFF, EVELYN-Working in Portland, Oregon. RILEY, ELVA-At home in Goldendale. RILEY, RALPH-Attending school at W. S. C. ROBERTSON, EDNA-At home in Goldendale. SMITH, ADRIA-In training at Good Samaritan hospital, Portland SPOON, OLIN-Working in Goldendale. TATE, CECIL-Deceased. WATSON, CREDE-Working in Goldendale. WHEELER, CAROL-Now Mrs. Alfred Smith, Bakersfield, Calif. CORA WILSON-Attending Cheney Normal. Class of 1927 BARRETT, LUELLA-Living in C1iEs, Wash. BURGEN, ERMA-Attending Bellingham Normal. CASSELL, SADIE-At home in Goldendale. CHAPPELL, RONALD-Working in Portland, Oregon. COFFIELD, RAYMOND-Attending school in Chicago, Ill. COLLINS, ALICE-Attending school at W. S. C. COOPER, MINNIE-Attending Normal in Lewiston, Idaho. GUNKEL, EDITH-Attending Business College, Portland, Ore. Page Thirty-One 19-SIMCOE-28 r as-M '-7-' -' -- ul-nir r u 17--11.11. -l qi: 1 : If l1u:i::7.7 YH.. .. ..7..7....- . .- ,. W.. 7, 7, .I+ HARDIN, RUSSELL-Working in Goldendale. LAINHART, PORTER-Attending school at W. S. C. LEFEVER, THELMA-Attending school in Vancouver, Wash McKEE, KEITH-Attending Art School in San Francisco. MORGAN, VIVIAN-Attending Ellensburg Normal. POWERS, ARLO-At home in Roosevelt. SANDERS, OREN--Working in Goldendale. SAXON, WILLIAM-Working in Portland. SHELTON, HAROLD-Working in Goldendale. TROWBRIDGE, ESTHER-At home in Goldendale. VAN VACTOR, CATHERINE-Mrs. Elmer Wilson, VINCENT, SYBIL-Attending Bellingham Normal. Shirley, Mont WALKER, GLADYS-Living at home near Goldendale. WILLIS, KATHERINE-Attending school at U. of W. WOODWARD, RUSSELL-Working near Goldendale. YOUNGQUIST, DURWARD-Working, Wash. State MEMORIES The time too swiftly comes When we must leave you, G. H. S. But we'1l carry with us memories That will cheer the aching breast. We will ne'er forget the friendships That were formed, so tried and true Nor the pleasures and the happiness, Nor sorrows, sometimes too. But we'll carry these thoughts with us And who knows but what they may Help our upward steps in climbing Reach the top, someday. N. om k Hfn X Ni QfMcO"' I Kx s fwfxwh K3 ,I 25 M fin? Q' ml . .'f.Iff4'Q'f .X I 1 will ,,. 1' Page Thirty-Two Highway Dept A. S. '28 QJRGANIZATXQNS Mi 19-SIMCOE-Z8 4...-... ----.-- l.-...-......-..-..-M.-...-..-..-...-.........-...-..-..-..-..-..........-..l. THE TORCH HONOR SOCIETY This year a new society was established in G. H. S. in the form of the Torch Honor Society for persons outstanding in scholastic and other school work. The Womans' Association started and financed this organization. Through their efforts there will soon be as thriving a group as any in the state. The Torch Honor Society has not been very active this year on ac- count of the small membership but they have held noon meetings and have published several editions of the Gold Light. The membership is divided into three groups, symbolized by one bar pins, two bar pins, and Torch pins. In the first group a student must make twenty-four points in scholastic or athletic and other school work, to win the second he must have not less than fifty points, to win a Torch pin he must have earned at least eighty pointsg and at graduation he must have one hundred ten points, otherwise he relinquishes the pin. The Torch members are President, Kathryn Allison, Vice-president and Editor of the Gold Light, Elizabeth Brattong Corresponding-Secre- tary, Arline Lougharyg and Arah Spoon. The two-bar pin wearers are Marcella Divers, Ruth Norris, and Carmen Roloff. The students wearing one-bar pins are Harriett Spalding, Margaret Plett, Norma Spoon and Secretary James Willis, with Mr. V. A. Bacher, Faculty Advisor. H. L. S. '30 Page Thirty-Three 19-SIMCOE-2 8 .g..-..-..-..-...-...-...-..-..-...-...-...-...-...-..-..-............-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..- GOLD G CLUB This year the letter girls of G H S decided to organize into a Gold G Club, and accordingly met and elected officers soon after the opening of school. Only six girls were then eligible to become members, Kathryn Alli- son, Marcelle Montgomery, June Hall, Ruth Norris, Mary Cain and Blossom Hardin. Kathryn Allison was elected president, Blossom Hardin, vice-pres- ident, and Ruth Norris, secretary-treasurer. A committee was appointed to draw up a constitution, which was adopted at the next meeting. A block gold G is the symbol of this organization and G pins of clever design were selected as the insignia. Each of the girls ordered one of these tolshow that she was a member of the club. At the close of the basketball season two new members, Arline Lough- ary and Bessie Harlan, were initiated into the organization. This brought the total membership up to eight for this year. Although only three mem- bers will be left next year, we are quite sure that the Gold G Club will henceforth be a permanent organization in G. H. S. It is the object of the club to promote athletics among the girls in high school, and to sponsor a general good time among its members. All girls of preceding years who have won letters will be honorary members of the club, and we hope to be able next year to give a banquet. ' R.E.N., '29 Page Thirty-Four 19-SIMCOE-28 .g..-.. ...-.... ..-......-........-......-..-N-..-..... .----- ..-..-..- 4. PURPLE G CLUB President ....,..... ...., ...,......,........, .... G 1 e nn Claussen Vice-President ........,.., ..,... T ed Musgrave Secretary-Treasurer ............,,..,.............,..... James Cahill PURPOSE-To promote high standards of athletics and good sports manship in Goldendale High School. Organized: 1911 ALLISON, JUNIOR CAHILL, JAMES COLEY, AMOS CLAUSSEN, GLENN FENTON, RALPH HOCTOR, DICK ACTIVE MEMBERS HOBBS, ROBERT JENSEN, MALCOLM KELLEHER, JACK LEAR, FRED MILLER, CLAUDE Page Thirty-Five' MUSGRAVE, TED NICKERSON, RALPH OLSEN, GORDON OLSEN, RAY RICHARDSON, ORVILLE WVINTER, LESTER 19-SIMCOE-28 -1--2-----2 ----2---2 2-2-----e-------------------- - ---------------p PURPLE G CLUB As has been the custom of previous years the Club officers for the following 'term were elected the year preceding actual officiation as this makes it much easier to get the year started in the right way. Glenn Claussen was elected president, Ted Musgrave, vice-president, and James Cahill, secretary-treasurer. This year's Club originated and followed a different method of giv- ing their only social function, the Purple G Banquet. Previously they gave a combination dinner-dance the same evening, usually during the Christmas holidays, but this year the dinner and dance were separated and given on two different occasions. The dinner was made a stag affair chiefly because the expense usually incurred left the Club in the hole and handicapped the active members. It was given at the High School on Mon- day, December 26 and the dance at the Garage Hall the following Satur- day. The dinner was a success although there were not as many present as were expected. Dr. Collins performed his annual duty as toastmaster in a very clever and entertaining way. The six neophytes were called upon for speeches and performed in a capable, though nervous manner. No doubt their appetite was impaired by the thought of the approaching events, but they received their nutrition in the form of raw eggs. For several days they could be identified by the customary offensive odor, and general run- down appearance. The dance was well attended, approximately thirty couples being pres- ent. Bud's Five Aces from The Dalles furnished the music. The banquet and dance, did not, however, work out as well as had been expected financially, but such debts as were incurred were paid from the receipts of a benefit basketball game between the High School and P. G. Alumni. So the year 1928-1929 will mark a new era in the history of the Club as it will start out with a clean slate financially. R. E. O., '28 is xxfqw L, K.: ,A 1 1 1 ,- s K 5 :gl -f, Q? if - 'al-fl? T! C' -,f,b'l ' N Page Thirty-Six 19-SIMCOE-28 .l..-.,...-.........-.... ... -..-.,.......-.............,....-..-..-...-..-..... - - - - ... .. .. 4. GLEE CLUB President .............. ....... M aurene Green Vice-President ..,. .... K athryn Allison Director ,..,,.,.., ..... M iss Helen Hale Pianist .,,, ...,,..,..,,..,.,. .......,........,...... B l ossom Hardin COLORS-VVhite and Gold FLOWER-Daffodils PURPOSE-To cultivate musical appreciation First Soprano BARNES, MARJORIE COFFIELD, JEAN DRESSEL, LOUISE GREEN, MAURENE LAWLER, NATALIE NORRIS, RUTH Second Soprano ALLISON, KATHRYN BROOKS, PHYLLIS COLEY, LAURA CROOKS, KATHRYN DAWSON, EREN EDDIE, MYRIAM MOORE, WANDA Page Thirty-Seven Alto CAIN, MARY HALL, JUNE LOCY, MARJORIE LOUGHARY, ARLINE SPOON, ARAH SPOON, NORMA. 19-SIMCOE-28 4..-..-..-..-..-.........-...-......-......-......-..-..-.......-..-..- -..-..-...................4. GLEE CLUB The school year, 1927-1928 witnessed the continuation of the Girls Glee Club in G. H. S. -The club had its origin in nineteen hundred twen- ty-six and seven and has been a source of much pleasure to both our school and our community. In the early part of the fall try-outs were held and twenty-one were chosen and assigned to their parts as either first sopranos, second sopronas or altos. The sextette also is one of the features of the Glee Club con- sisting of first sopranos Maurene Green and Ruth Norris, secnd sopranos Kathryn Crooks and Wanda Moore, altos Arah Spoon and Norma Spoon. For the purpose of perfecting the organization, the Club voted that the office of vice-president and secretary-treasurer be held by the same person. The election of officers was held. Maurene Green was elected presi- dent and Kathryn Allison was chosen vice-president. Under the able guidance of their director, Miss Hale, to whom the Club is very grateful, they sang in several programs in school, in both churches and for clubs of their city. The song birds represented Golden- dale High School in both county and state contests and by the com- mendations received by those present they feel that their efforts were worth while and that it has been a very successful year for the Club. On February sixteenth the girls started out for Centralia to take part in the Southwestern Washington Contest, making the trip in auto- mobiles which the boys and the girls of the school and citizens of Gold- endale were kind enough to furnish them. They arrived there in good time but discovered one carload was lost. Finally it appeared being towed in by a truck. Although Centralia was a strange place they soon became well acquainted with the streets and feel that the next time they return there they will know more about the place. They left for home on Febru- ary eighteenth staying in Portland that night and arrived here safely and noisily on the night of February nineteenth, satisfied with the showing they made in the contest. Since it was more than they had expected as one of their members seemed to be taking first place with a well developed case of the mumps. ' They had a wonderful trip and enjoyed every moment of the time al- though they had many trials and tribulations such as being lost, seeing several wrecks, and having some knocks in the engine, but never a knock in the gang, with always a boost for Goldendale High. They entered in the following entries: Glee Club, Double Trio, Vocal Solo, Maurene Green and Piano Solo, Ruth Norris. They hope that the Glee Club work will be continued in this school as it is a source of much pleasure and great help to the activities of the school. K. N. C. '29 Page Thirty-Eight --3' Q15-'E rw? 1'-"L',,' 7' -F .--. W' Q! JU ,"""' .H-' 1-'-" "TU ,'- E 'P wc' - 1' ----' -"-',""E .. . V . .1 . rf .1.' - . ' -f :.' ' '31-cf, A '. ' f ' in ,..-if-haf' vw -.,.s Acfmvrrnms 'KT fl lb-: 0 I P 35 :S 5? . 19-SIMCOE-28 -1-gi---fans: - :s :Aa------Ie g------:i-:2----i::i--in---------------------p CALENDAR FOR 1927-1928 SEPTEMBER 12-School starts. Pupils are blue. 13-Second day of school. Regulations passed out. 14-First student body meeting. President is embarrassed. 15-Class elections. Football boys' meeting. 19-Second Monday of school. Better called blue Monday. 20-First real football turnout. News of a new teacher. Hope she's nice. 23-New English teacher arrives. Wow! bet we are in for it now. 25-Freshman and Senior mixer. All have fun. 26-First holiday. This is Saturday. 29-Have assembly. Mr. Bacher gives long oration on gum. 30-Last day of September. All's well so far. OCTOBER 1-First game of football at Condon. We win 19-0. 3-Assembly called. Topics of small importance discussed. 7-Game at Prosser. Goldendale gets awful beating. 10-Monday morning. Everybody blue. 11-Preparation made for pep rally for The Dalles game. 13-Pep rally goes off big. Freshmen win in stunts. 14-Dalles vs. Goldendale. Dalles wins 13-0. Not so bad. Freshies in on Dalles feed. 17-Meet in assembly and talk over game and other things. 19-Fire drill. First one this year. All get out safely. 21-Wasco at Goldendale. We win 19-0. 24-Student body meeting. We talk over mixer and things important. 26-Preparation made to go to Hood River. 28-Hood River game at Hood River. They win easily 27-6. 31-Team gets talk about football. They need it. NOVEMBER 1-Another month starts. Hope things are more pleasant. 4-Play White Salmon at White Salmon. They win 12-6. 7-Still downhearted about White Salmon game. 8-9-Preparations made to go to Grandview the eleventh. 11-Team leaves for Grandview. We lost again. We must be jinxed. Don't you think so? Score 26-6. 16-Another assembly. Mr. Bacher didn't tell us why. 18-Team trains to give Pomeroy good trimming. Hall coaches and teaches at that school this year. 18-Bend game. Team leaves here at 4:30 in the morning. 21-Team working hard to give Pomeroy good beating. Page Thirty-Nine 19-SIMCOE-28 cf' 1:--' " 'M -315 ---r --fr u--'rf u--an lf- +--7 7- - + . ..-. ..---..7. . .. ., .. .Y ..7- .7 . --s .ze Min .11-n.1u:inf-:zu-:l7::4::,:: xi: 24-Pomeroy and Goldendale game. WE WIN! 18-0. Play in mud knee deep. 27-Another assembly. All get to talk this time. 31-Last day of November. Also last day of football season. DECEMBER 1-Just twenty-five more days till Christmas. Everyone writing to Santa. 3-Boys' meeting. Dates set for boys' interclass basketball games. 5-Boys start training for basketball. 7-8-14-Interclass basketball. Seniors first, Juniors second, Sophomores third, and Freshmen last. Correct order of importance. 8-Letters awarded to football boys. 9-Senior Play. Have big crowd. One of best plays given. 12-Play St. Helens basketball game. They win. 20-11. 15-Girls raise "Cain" over interclass basketball results. 18-Big preparations made for Christmas Program. 20-School all wish Santa would hurry up. 23-Seniors entertain. Santa good to all. School is dismissed for one week. 24-Big day for folks. Ward gives free show downtown. JANUARY 2-School should have started today. Snow too deep. 4-School declared closed till January 9. 9-School opens. Everybody cheerful. 10-Must start to study for mid-year exams. 11-Town is besieged with the mumps. 13-Junior party to Seniors. All enjoy themselves. 16-Second assembly this year. All about good grades. 18-Commercial club gives football boys big feed. Seniors serve. 20-Basketball games at Hood River. First game of season. We win 25-14. Hope we have better luck in this sport than in football. 21-Basketball game with Wasco. We win 14-5 and our girls Win 10-7. 23-Assembly. Prof. tells basketball boys to keep up the good work. 25-Team training real hard. Working to go to State Tournament. 26-Pep meeting for team playing The Dalles tomorrow night. 27-Another pep meeting for game tonight. Guess we didn't have enough pep for we lost game 12-9. Girls beat Mosier 21-11. 28--Basketball game at White Salmon. They win 13-14. 27-30-P. G. Dance and Initiation. FEBRUARY 1-Second month this year. Sure is Leap Year all right. 3-Basketball game at Centerville. Very good and hard fought game. We win 14-10. Girls win also 10-6. 4-Play basketball here. Goldendale and Hood River. They win by one Page F0l'fy 19--SIMCOE-28 +2 num.: :zf :: nz' f u. u: u:7u:7n:7nn1::---ur - uw:I1n:1nn-nnn-nn-un--an--nn-un--un:nn1un1un1u:n+ point. Score 10-11. Some game. 7-Make preparations for big pep meeting for White Salmon game. 10-White Salmon play here. Have great preliminary. Score of main game was 13-10 in our favor. 11-Goldendale plays at The Dalles tonight. Hurrah! Big crowd from here going over. We win again 19-18. Boy! 14-Valentine's party given by Juniors. Many slams handed out. Every- one takes 'em in good part. 15-Play Centerville here. We win 25-13. Our girls lost 15-14. 16-Girls off for Centralia. Whole school wishes them luck and good trip. 19-Sunday. Girls just got back from Centralia. They do not place. Hard luck. 20-Mr. Bacher makes public announcement of results of girls at Cen- tralia. 22-Play tie off with White Salmon at The Dalles. Great game and great crowd. They win 24-17. They go to Chehalis now instead of us. We wish them luck. 24-Cancel games to Bend and Redmond. Too far. 25-Girls play at Mosier. Break records by defeating them on their own floor for first time. We win 12-11. 24-Play Wasco at Wasco and win 20-16. 28-Girls' and boys' letters awarded. Girls give coach sweater for her faithful work this year and last. MARCH 1-We expect any kind of weather this month and hope for the best. 2-Dads' Night. Boys' big annual party for all Dads. Great. 5-Monday. Nice weather so far. 7-Have assembly. Take up several things of importance. 9-We have a big contest on this week. The side selling the most maga- zine subscriptions wins. 12-End of big contest. Wild-Cats win. Bear-Cats have to give party. 16-All-High function is slated for tonight but the new scenery is not completed enough to permit it so the All-High is postponed .until March 23. 23-ALL-HIGH FUNCTION OR THE RITIZE REVUE IS TONIGHT. 26-Mr. Bacher gives us the result of ticket sales for Ritzie Revue. We take in much money. 26-Tryouts for the Junior play. Everybody in class is there. 30-Juniors working hard already on their play. APRIL 1-March is gone. Now for some decent weather. 6-Klickitat County Music Contest. We haven't many entries but what we have are mighty good. Page Forty-One 19-SIMCOE-28 +..,.........-.ce ,:-,.:nf::- -I-1--uf: - n-u-nzn:n-u-n--n-n-u--nu-an-u-In-u-I-MI' 9-Juniors up to their necks in work. Play coming along fine. 12-Assembly called. Gee, this is the first one for a long time. 16-This is a slack month for all but the Juniors. They have all of their doings this month. 17-18-Girls' interclass basketball. Seniors first, Juniors second, Fresh- men third, and Sophomores last. Class of '28 wins cup for second time. Hurrah! 20-Junior Prom. Good crowd attends. It is a program dance. 27-Night of the Junior Play. Large crowd attends. Play is fast and in- teresting. All-star cast. 28-Boys and girls interclass track meet. May 1-May day program. Freshmen have charge. 4-Klickitat County track meet. 7-Mothers' Day. Girls' party. 14-Senior Ball. Wonderful affair. 20-Baccalaureate sermon. Seniors all soberminded. 23-24-Final Exams. Man! They are hard. 23-Class Night. Seniors try to smile and look glad but how sad they really are. 25-Last and saddest day of all to some. The last day of school. Com- mencement. Irvine gave wonderful speech. Seniors bid last fare- well to G. H. S. Good luck go with them and our best wishes. G. C. O., '29 ADIEU The time is here for parting And we must bid adieu To four short years of high school And likewise, friends, to you. We love our dear old Goldendale There's magic in her call. We take along sweet memories And leave good will to all. F. E. '28 Page Forty-Two 19-SIMCOE-2 8 'IOl-ll-ll--w--l-lr--11----In-u----n--n-n-nh------n-.n-1.-..-.I-1.-I.-4.-fs-I.-..-I.--4. SOCIAL NOTES MIXERS As has always been the custom, shortly after school opened, the Seniors gave an "All High School" mixer in honor of the Freshmen. This has always been the general get-acquainted time for the whole school. It was more so than ever this year. Of course, the frosh were taken through the "chamber of horrors" and were duly initiated into this institution of higher learning. Refreshments were served in the Domestic Science labor- story after which every one went on their way feeling better for the even- ing's fun. A few weeks later the Freshmen gave a return mixer to the Seniors. The source of entertainment for the evening was a program given by the Freshmen, which was very enjoyable. Since it was Hallowe'en their re- freshment committee had prepared pumpkin pie and cider. VODVIL The High School Vodvil was given the fourth of November. There were a number of short plays and several musical skits which added color to the entertainment. Miss Porter and Miss Hale, new teachers in our faculty this year, may well be complimented on their splendid Work with the students for the Vodvil. ' DAD'S NIGHT The "Dads' Night," an annual entertainment, was held again this year on February 24, in the high school auditorium. Boxing, wrestling, tricks and a one-act play were the main entertainments. Some of the lies composed by the fathers and sons in the liars contest, caused much merri- ment. Eats were served during the evening and enjoyed by both Dads and sons. PROGRAMS As has always been the custom, the Seniors had charge of the Christmas Program which was given the day before Christmas vacation. Wanda Moore was Santa Claus and don't let anyone tell you that he is al- ways a man for everyone agrees that Wanda was a very good Santa. If you don't believe this just ask the Freshmen. The program was made up almost entirely of music. Afterwards "Santa Claus" letters were read and candy and presents given away. Mr. and Mrs. Bacher had a surprise in store for everyone, too. They had made individual popcorn balls for every- one and attached to them a cheery Christmas greeting. The Valentine Program and box was put in charge of the Juniors Page Forty-Three 19-SIMCOE--28 nfs:-I:-xfurf-:W I: -1: luis: f lcfazf I: . ui: :: +11 :: ::fn::n7:: 1: :rf-::f:: f::i::::?::-ul: again this year. Theirs was a very good program and each one at least enjoyed the other fellow's slams and comic valentines if they didn't enjoy their own. One afternoon in late fall the Sophomores had their turn at enter- taining the student body. The skits and singing were great. Jean Coffield, Norma Spoon, Harriett Spalding and Genevieve Richardson gave a mighty clever sailor skit. The Freshmen program was held the afternoon of May 1. They en- tertained us with a beautiful Maypole dance and crowned the Queen of May. RITZIE REVUE The Ritzie Revue was put on by the G. H. S. students with the help of Mrs. Sleeper, Mrs. Abshier and Miss Hale in one act, and boys from the grade school in another. At the beginning of the Revue, Arah Spoon our Student-Body pres- ident, presented the new scenery given by the Student Body, School Board and Classes of 1925 and 1926. Then Ray Olsen, the Senior Class president, presented the front curtain which has been given to the school as memorial from the Class of 1928. The first scene of the Revue took the audience to the lower regions where dur little devils went through their antics. Following this, the new out-door set was the scene for the treasure chest which overflowed with pirates, Japanese and two captivating Bowery toughs. The Glee Club then sang their contest songs. Next, came a beautiful dawn scene in which Mrs. Sleeper accompanied Mrs. Abshier and Miss Hale in combination whistling and singing numbers. The Old-Fashioned Bouquet followed and the audience was delighted with the lovely old-fashioned girls, the flowers, and the butterflies. Interspersed throughout the program were snappy vaudeville skits which kept the whole house laughing. CAMPUS DAY Campus day was a round of work and play as usual. The students were divided into groups with upper classmen as bosses and under classmen as workmen. Each group had its room assigned as in other years. Miss Shelton and Mrs. Bacher had charge of the eats and so of course, all en- joyed the dinner which, with the aid of some of the students, they prepared for us. MOTI-IER'S DAY In early May the girls invited the Mothers of the town in for the afternoon. There was a special program which the ladies all enjoyed. After this light refreshments were served. This has been an annual affair for quite sometime and if the ladies enjoy it as much as the girls do, it will continue to be an annual school function. Page Forty-Four 19-SIMCOE-28 Q..-............-..-..-.....-.............-..-..-......-.......-..-..-..- - - .. ....-..-......-.q. Dramatics SENIOR CLASS PLAY "Square Crooks," a three-act comedy presented by the Senior Class December 9, proved to be one of the best plays ever presented in the High School. The play was very well given and received many compliments, the parts being cleverly worked out and especially Well characterized. The general theme of the play is that of a young married man who was unfortunate in having served a year in prison for trying to collect a bad debt by taking the debtor's car while he was in church. Eddie was not, however, versed in the art of driving cars, and he turned over in the ditch "with the whole church congregation a-lookin' on." Because of this and because he was recently discharged from the position as chauffeur at the home of Mrs. Carstens, he is connected with the theft of a string of pearls. Circumstances place the pearls in his possession, but despite the efforts of his worst enemy, Welch, who has a grudge against him, he absolves himself of all blame chiefly through the faith of his Wife, Kay, the assistance of his buddy, Larry- and his girl, Jane. R. E. O. '28 JUNIOR CLASS PLAY The Mummy and the Mumps, a three-act comedy given by the Junior Class April 27, 1928 turned out to be one of the best plays of the year, and drew a large crowd. The cast was well chosen and by working very hard for the few weeks given for their practices, they made the play a big success. The play was centered around Miss Agatha's Exclusive School for Girls, the experiences of an English professor in this school, and the excitement caused by his having a mummy and also the mumps. With this and the trouble caused by Bill's friend Briscoe impersonating the pro- fessor and one of the girls losing her jewels, the audience was kept con- tinually laughing and wondering what would happen next. Everything straightened out after this and the play ended happily with the Professor finding a happy home in the West and with Briscoe being invited by Miss Agatha to stay at her school for his vacation. G. C. O. '29 Page Forty-Five 19-SIMCOE-28 -an ---:a-:L::- -:--1--:H-------Wzi--in---Q -1- , 1 SENIOR PLAY "SQUARE CRooKs Eddie Ellison, one square crook ,,,,,...... Kay Ellison, his wife ..............,...,....... Larry Scott, second square crook ......,.. Jane Brown, Kay's friend ...........,..,.... Bridget O'Rourke, Irish landlady ........ James Cahill Arline Loughary Ted Musgrave Arah Spoon Blossom Hardin Mike Ross, gunman .............................,........i... Bob Hobbs Tim Hogan, Irish police sergeant ..... ..... C laude Miller Harry Welch, a detective ................... .......... R ay Olsen John Clancy, aide ......................,.......,.. Allen Malberg Mrs. Phillip Carstens, society leader Maurene Green Sorrow, the colored ma1d ,........................... Eren Dawson Page Forty-Six 19-SIMCOE-28 .g........................-.......-..-..-..-...-....,..-..-..-...-....-..- - - -................ 4. JUNIOR PLAY "THE MUMMY AND THE MUMPS" Sir Hector Fish, eminent archeologist ....... ....... G ordon Olsen Francis Briscoe, a fake Sir Hector ...................... Kenneth McKee William Laidlaw, nephew to Miss Agatha .,,....... Ralph Nickerson Racker, the boy of all work ...........................,...... Malcolm Jensen Perkins, the sheriff, who does his duty .......... Orville Richardson Anna Hampton, a western girl .......,........ .................. M ary Cain Maude Mullen, an eastern girl .....o..,....... ............. K athryn Crooks Dulcie Dumble, beautiful but dumb .........,...,........ Claudia Barnes Agatha Laidlaw, head of Exclusive Girl's School .... Carmen Roloff Phoebe Beebe, reporter of "Daily Deliverance" ...... Ruth Norris Page Forty-Seven 19-SIMCOE-28 Quin 11111:11 u1n1111u--uu--ul1n1nn:nn1nuin1-nin1ruins-an--:nexus-nn-xnn1n1uuIg At leiics Mr. Upcraft came to Goldendale from l Sprague, Washington, to teach Commercial and coach the football and basketball teams for 1927-1928. He was handicapped very much in coaching football because of the lack of ma- terial but he turned out a fairly good team. The reason for our poor showing was not because of our lack of coaching, but because of our lack of weight. Every team we played this year outweighed our team about fifteen pounds to the man. Then too, some of the teams we played were in mid-season form while we were just getting into condi- tion. In basketball Mr. Upcraft had good material in spite of the fact that there was only one letterman. Our success in this sport was due very much to Mr. Upcraft's hard work. ' Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Nov. Nov. Nov Nov. Our sincerest wishes go with him in his future work. FOOTBALL G. I-I. S. Football Schedule for 1927 G. H. S. Opponents 1-G, H. S.-vs. Condon, at Condon .............. ....... 1 9 .......,,,...... 0 7-G, H, S.-vs Prosser, at Prosser .................... 0 ................ 55 14-G, H. S.-vs. The Dalles, at The Dalles ..........., 0 ................ 13 21-G. H. S.-vs. Wasco at G. H. S. ........................ 19 ................ 0 28-G, H. S.-vs. Hood River, at Hood River ........ 6 ................ 27 4-G, H. S.-vs. White Salmon, at White Salmon 6 ................ 12 11-G, H. S.-vs. Grandview, at Grandview ............ 6 ................ 26 18-G. H. S.-vs. Bend, at Bend ...................... ....... 0 ................ 3 1 24-G, H. S.-vs. Pomeroy, at G. H. S. ...... ....... 1 8 ................ 0 Page Forty-Eight 19--SIMCOE-2 8 +1143 I T411-1:-un1n:4n: ::+n:iu:f u1n1l:+l: I:-n-. ::ininu1:n1ns1:l1u:1ln1ul1nl-:l1lu1ll- 19-Goldendale - Condon-0 The opening game of 1927 football season. Condon had nothing to be proud of, far from it. Goldendale had an easy day except for injuries. Al- most every man on the team was either packed off the field or "worked on" during a time out. 0-Goldendale - Prosser-35 Our first game on a turf field. Goldendale had not forgotten the easy game the week before and consequently found themselves trailing by a score of 35-0 at the end of the half. They played their best game in the last half holding the big, powerful Prosser bunch to three touchdowns. 0-Goldendale-The Dalles-13 Out-weighed, under-experienced and poorly equipped the little fighting Goldendale team held The Dalles to a score of 13-0 for the first half. Not satisfied with that they returned in the second half to hold them scoreless. This game was considered a moral victory for G. H. S. 19-Goldendale-Wasco-0 Continuance of the fight put up against The Dalles gave G. H. S. a victory over the heavy Wasco team. 6-Goldendale-Hood River-27 Hood River's ambition-to beat G. H. S. more than The Dalles. G. H. S's ambition to keep them from it. The half ended 21-0. Battered and bruised but pepped up, G. H. S. came back and scored a forward pass from Musgrave to Jensen who ran to the five yard line. 6-Goldendale-White Salmon-12 By no means over the defeat and injuries received from Hood River, G. H. S. went up against White Salmon with their spirits dampened and half their team gone. White Salmon scored on long end runs and passes. Goldendale scored when Musgrave intercepted a pass and ran 50 yards for a touchdown. 6-Goldendale-Grandview-26 Through the loss of Kelleher and Allison, G. H. S. met another defeat. Grandview scored by pushing the ball up the field three yards at a time on line bucks and passes. 0-Goldendale-Bend-31 With R. Olsen added to the list of injured Goldendale's chances were not helped and because of Bend's superiority G. H .S. had 25 points scored against her in the first half. With renewed spirit the boys came back and held Bend to 6 points. 19-Goldendale-Pomeroy-0 In a field of mud making a very slow game, the light gang of G. H. S. "ball toters" played football to show the town they could. We can't blame them for being disgusted with the season for we didn't do our best. Page Forty-Niue 1 9 -S I M C O E 2 8 ,P,1,,i,,.....,i.,.,..1..1..- 1u1u-un-uiuni:-no-ll-ll1ll1-Ili-llill-" "' "'-"'1"'i""' I QNX' 0 u . '00, If N- F. Ln:AP. I 3 TLD Pl. sl in star' I E I J.Am..1scm' Page Fifty 19-:SQVI-COE-28 ,g7,,,7,,,.-p, gg 4573.121-gg ::1q:,:u .. -. .I--u 1n1ll1u1o+ Page Fifty-One' l 9 S I M C O E - Z 8 -1-:if---:za-' -- -14-14-:f---------------------------------n- THE LINE-UP Yrs. G's Height Weight Age Olsen, R., Capt.-Quarter ....... .......... 4 .......... 3 ........ 5 -5W ........ 140 ........ 18 Musgrave-Half .................... .......... 3 .......... 3 ........ 5 -715 ........ 147 ........ 18 Jensen-Half ......... .......... 2 .......... 1 ........ 5 -6 ........ 140 ........ 18 Coley-Full ............... ......... 4 .......... 1 ........ 5 -6 ........ 155 .,...... 19 Olsen, G-Quarter ...... .......... 2 .......... 1 ........ 5 -4M2 ........ 131 ........ 16 Lear-Full ............. .......... 1 ........,. 1 ........ 5- 53g ........ 140 ........ 16 Hoctor-End ...... ......... 2 .......... 2 ........ 5 -8 ........ 153 ........ 17 Allison-End ...... .......... 2 .......... 1 ......,. 5 -65 ........ 136 ........ 15 Cahill-Tackle ....... .......... 3 .......... 2 ........ 5 -9 ........ 154 ........ 19 Kelleher-Tackle ...... .......... 2 .......... 2 ........ 5 -11 ........ 167 ........ 19 Fenton-Guard ......... , ......... 3 .......... 2 ........ 5-'TM ........ 237 M3 .... 18 Richardson-Guard .... .......... 2 .......... 1 ........ 5 -8 ........ 144 ........ 17 Hobbs-Center .......................................... 3 .......... 2 ........ 5-9M ........ 174 ....,... 19 Miller-Guard ,..........................,................ 2 .......... 1 ........ 5-11 ........ 168 ........ 16 Ray Olsen. As Captain he tried to keep up the morale. A field general of quality, and a splendid punt returner. Third and last year. Ted Musgrave. He played a super-defense game at half and could plug, pass and punt. Third and last year. Pete Jensen. Unnoticed ability before. Gained consistently on off- tackle plays. First year. Perk Coley. Perk was a husky line-plunging man and could always get the three yards. Second year. Gordon Olsen. Gord should develop into a good field general. First year. Fred Lear. Lief was very fast and shifty. Powerful on short bucks through center. First year. Dick Hoctor. Nipping end runs in the bud was his main forte. Sec- ond year. Junior Allison. Junior was handicapped for size but never gave up. Fine at receiving passes. First year. Jimmie Cahill. Took the opposing tackle out of the play besides doing his bit on defense. Second and last year. Jack Kelleher. Jack made about half of all the tackle. Usually at the bottom of every play. Second and last year. Fat Fenton. Alternated at tackle and guard. Plays through him were stopped every time. Second year. Orville Richardson. A good player and a heap of trouble for the op- ponents. Alternated at center. First year. Bob Hobbs. The "eel" of the line constantly slipping through and stopping the opponent's plays before they got started. Second and last year. Claude Miller. Inexperienced but willing to try. He was always doing something. First and last year. . Page Fifty-Two +u:n1-an-:lin 19-SIMCOE-28 :ilu--n1uu:ll-ll1nl1ul1ll1In-ul-nlippiq.-gg-lgip.1ql1g'1..1pp1. BASKETBALL Goldendale High School Basketball Schedule and Score for 1927-28 . G. H. S. Opponents Dec. 12-G. St. Helens, at G. H. S. .... ......., 1 1. ................ 20 Dec. 16-G. Alumni, at G. H. S. ........................ 17 ................ 14 Dec 23-G. Firemen, at G. H. S. .................... 23 ................ 22 Jan. 20-G Hood River, at Hood River ........ 25 ................ 14 Jan. 21-G. vs. Wasco, at G. H. S. ..................., 14 ................ 5 Jan. 27-G. The Dalles, at G. H. S. ................ 9 ......,......... 12 Jan. 28-G. White Salmon, at White Salmon 13 ................ 14 Feb 3-G . Centerville, at Centerville .......... 14 ................ 10 Feb. 4-G. Hood River, at G. H. S ................. 10 ................ 11 Feb. 10-G. White Salmon, at G. H. S ...,......... 13 ......... L ...... 10 Feb. 11-G The Dalles, at The Dalles ............ 19 ................ 18 Feb. 15-G Centerville, at G. H. S. ................ 25 ................ 13 Feb. 21-G . VVhite Salmon, at The Dalles .... 17 ...,............ 24 Feb. 24-G . Wasco, at Wasco ........................ 20 ................ 16 Feb. 29-G Alumni, at G. H. S. .................... 21 ................ 7 Average per game ......................,............ ....... 16.73 .......... ..14 Percentage of games won this season ....... ........ 6 6W PERSONAL RECORD Field Free Number Personal Total Goals Throws Chances Fouls Points Musgrave - Center ........ .......... 2 6 .......... 2 ............ 10 ............ 20 ........ 54 Lear - Forward ................. .......... 1 7 .......... 7 ............ 17 ............ 13 ........ 41 Richardson - Forward ....... .......... 1 1 ....,..... 1 ............ 10 ............ 13 ........ 23 Olsen - Forward .............. ,......... 1 6 ....,..... 5 ............ 11 ............ 5 ........ 37 Allison - Guard ....... .......... 9 .......... 3 ............ 9 ............ 1 8 ........ 21 Jensen - Guard ..........,......................... 13 .......... 3 ............ 9 ............ 14 ........ 29 Winter - Guard .................................... 10 .......... ............ 1 2 2 21 Musgrave CTedJ Center. As Captain he was an inspiration to the team through his actions and words. Ted was excellent on defense and worked well with the forwards. High point man for the season. Third and last year. Lear CLiefJ Forward. Fred was well adapted for team work being speedy and with an eye for the other man. Second high point man. First year. Richardson, Forward. Orville played a good hard game and came through with a score when needed. First year. Page Fifty-Three 19-SIMCOE-28 ,l..f,......... .......--..-..-...-.......-......-...........-..-.........--4. Olsen fRayJ Forward. A scoring ace being high point man until graduated at mid-term. Second and last year. ' Allison CJuniorJ Guard. Junior was an excellent guard and a close checker. First year. Jcnsen, CPeteJ Guard. He worked well with the forwards in advanc- ing the ball, besides occasionally electrifying the crowd by looping a long shot. First year. Winter, Guard. He was kept from playing regularly because of too much competition. He could play any position equally well. First year. GAMES 17 -Goldendale-Alumni-20 Another pre-season game in which G. H. S. showed a marked improve- ment. 25-Goldendale-Hood River-14 This game practically started the season, it being the first scheduled game. Thanks to Goldendale which sent forty telegrams, G. H. S. was in- spired enough to fight their way to victory over the more experienced Hood River team, thus inspiring them sufficiently to carry them through the season, a scrapping, almost undefeatable team. 14-Goldendale-Wasco-5 This game was played mainly for defence practice taught to them by an alumnus, Porter Lainhart, of W. S. C. The G. H. S. team was showing great improvement and looking forward to the next week when they would meet White Salmon and The Dalles. The game was played at Goldendale. 9-Goldendale--The Dalles-12 The Indians from The Dalles came over with the full intention of add- ing another scalp to their already enormous collections. G. H. S. fought to the last ditch, this being the first close game of the season. This was the first G. H. S. game without Olsen leaving only Musgrave as a letterman. 13-Goldendale-White Salmon-14 This game was considered the game that would decide who might be the district champions for 1928. White Salmon had seven lettermen back and Goldendale had one. They had all the right in the world to think that the game was "bagged and labeled." Immediately upon the beginning of the game White Salmon scored. Then they scored again and again, and at the end of the first quarter the score stood 6-0 for White Salmon. The second quarter was one of thrills and excitement. It ended 9-6 for White Salmon. Page Fifty-Four 19-SIMCOE-28 +.....-..-..-.. ----- ..-..-..-...-..-..-..-....-..-......- -I- Page Fifty-Five 19-SIMCOE-2 8 +v10l1ns1ln1n::::m-:o-ec . :: . :: :::n1n::: .in-::-:-:.:--n::::1.1:-viz: -ni:-43 --::f::L::ln The second half G. H. S. came back with the "Spirit of 76." White Salmon was the under dog and she knew it. They scored, making the score 9-8, again, 11-8. G. H. S. scored a foul--and a basket, score 11-11. G. H. S. scored another basket 13-113 White Salmon scored a double foul 13-135 and as the game neared its close the referee called a double foul for White Salmong time out, they missed-another foul they made it. White Salmon tucked the ball under their arms and held it till the game was over. Score Goldendale 13, White Salmon 14. "A little beating now and then is relished by the best of men." 14-Goldendale-Centerville-10 This game looked as though it would be a fairly easy victory for G. H. S. but much to our sorrow on the evening of the game Fate struck a heavy blow and Goldendale lost one of its regulars making the contest nearly even through-out. Centerville took the lead and retained it until in the last period Goldendale crept up and passed their opponents making way for a victory. 10-Goldendale-Hood River-11 Not at all recovered from the shock received before the Centerville game and being a little overconfident, G. H. S. was lost before they began. They went into their game "dead" and while they were hibernating, Hood River was piling up enough points so that by holding the ball for the other three quarters of the game they could win. 13-Goldendale-White Salmon-10 This game was to decide the championship of Klickitat County and outside officials were to handle it. White Salmon came up "loaded to the gills." Naturally they were over confident and considered G. H. S. as the underdogs. It was a matter of make or break with the G. H. S. squad and they fought-fought-fought. White Salmon went down and Goldendale still had a chance for the championship. In the last quarter W. S. had the lead of 10-7. G. H. S. worked cautiously to get the ball through their defence -and they succeeded. Allison scored, 10-9. On the next tip-off G. H. S. was fouled, White Salmon missed both and the ball went into play under their basket. The Purple and Gold again worked the ball up the floor. They were fouled again and again White Salmon missed. The ball went back down the floor and Musgrave scored making the score 11-10 for Goldendale. On the next play White Salmon was fouled, missed, the ball was received by Richardson who scored. Score now stood 13-10 and the game ended in our favor. 19-Goldendale-The Dalles-18 Goldendale went to The Dalles with the intention of evening the de- feat she received earlier in the season from them. The first half ended 11-5 for Goldendale. In Goldendale's mind the game was won. She lost the old fight that had thus far won the game for them. The Dalles came back full of all the pep Mr. Bob Murray could produce. The Dalles scored Page Fifty-Six 19-SIMCOE-28 'l"""1"""""'1"1"1"1"'1"'1"1' iiii I-ll-n::n::u1--in--::1:n-n::u1u::min--nb the next five baskets while Goldendale scored two, the score standing 15-15 as the third quarter ended. The last quarter was hard fought. G. H. S. promptly took the lead by scoring a basketg The Dalles retaliated with another. No more baskets were scored until a few seconds before the game ended, Goldendale making a field goal and The Dalles a foul shot. The game ended 19-18 with G. H. S. on the long end of the score. 25-Goldendale-Centerville-13 This game was not one of excitement although Musgrave did "go wild" and score nine points. In the first half the score stood 9-2 for G. H. S. With the beginning of the second half G. H. S. continued to running the score to 21-6. Centerville rallied and scored three straight baskets making the score G. H. S. 25-Centerville 12. The game ended with Centerville con- verting a foul shot. 17-Goldendale-White Salmon-24 With one man out with the mumps and two in bed the day of the game for the championship arrived. It was a severe blow to Goldendale to have such a sick team at such a time. The game was played at The Dalles. White Salmon looked for an easy victory and under the conditions they had a right to the belief. White Salmon took the lead and retained a two point margin up until the last quarter when they received enough to make the game 24-17 and safe. T. W. M. '28 TRACK The track season opened with a Triangular Meet consisting of Gold- endale, Wasco, and Centerville at Goldendale. This was nearly a practice meet. Goldendale was defeated in total points but gained in that a better understanding was had as to what each fellow could do. This Meet proved successful enough to make Goldendale feel confident in entering a team at Wapato. Of the team that went to Wapato only two of its members qualified for the district meet at Ellensburg. They were Coley, who qualified in the 220 yard low hurdles and Lainhart who placed in the pole vault, high jump, shot put, broad jump and the 100 yard dash. Only Lainhart placed at Ellensburg, There he qualified in the broad jump, high jump, pole vault, and shot put. Lainhart's efficient work' at Ellensburg gave him the right to go to the State Meet at Pullman. Competition was extremely keen there and although Lainhart bet- tered all his old marks he secured but one place. He tied for fourth place in the pole vault. Those who Won letters are Porter Lainhart, Amos Coley, and James Cahill. T. W. M. '28 Page Fifty-Seven 19-SIMCO-E-28 -5.---A -------- ..-..-.......-...-...-...-..-..-..-......-..-..- .. ... - - -..-...g. 1 GIRLS BASKETBALL LINEUP Maiy Cain-"Cain" was our big husky center. She always had the fight and played good fast ball. She is a three year letter winner and will be back again next year. Blossom Hardin-"Toots,' was our fast and peppy running center. She always did. her share in keeping the ball down at her end of the floor. This is her third and last year on team. June Hall-"June" was our main scorer. She was a fast player and a sure shot. This was June's second and last year on the team. Arline Loughary-Although this was "Al's', first year on the team she made up for lost time by playing clever and speedy ball with the other forwards. She could always be depended upon to do her share. This was Al's last year on the team. Kathryn Allison-This was Kathryn's fourth and last year on the team. Kathryn played guard and she stuck so close to her forward that there is yet to be found a player that could get away from her. Marcelle Montgomery-"Abe" was our fighting guard. Although Marcelle didn't manage to stay in all the time during anyone of the games she did her share while in. This is Marcelle's second year on the team and she will be back again next year. Page Fifty-Eight l 9 S I M C O E- 2 8 .g..v.....-:Z .1 1.1.1.1 . -.:f...:.:-.2 ......-aiu-xi..-nl..-........,:.,:.-.ef..-...... -:.....g. Ruth Norris-"Ruthie" subbed this year but she was one of the most valuable players that G. H. S. had as she could be put in and be depended upon to bring up the score. Ruth was high point player at Mosier. This is Ruth's second letter and she will be back next year. Bessie Harlan-Bessie played any position on the floor. Whenever she was put into the game she put confidence into the team since all of her teammates knew they could depend on her. This was Bessie's first and last year on the team. BASKETBALL GAMES G. H. S. Girls' Basketball Schedule for 1927-1928 G. H. S. Opponents Jan. G. H. S.-vs. Wasco, at G. H. S ......................... 10 ................ 7 Jan. 27-G. H. S.-vs. Mosier, at G. H. S. .................... 21 ................ 11 Feb -G IT S.-vs. Centerville, at Centerville ........ 10 .....,.......... 6 Feb -G. H. S.-vs. Boys' Second Tea'n,. at G. H. S. 7 ................ 8 Feb -G. H. S.-vs. Centerville, at G. H. S. ............ 14 ................ 15 Feb 25-G. H. S.-vs. Mosier, at Mosier ................... 12 ................ 11 Feb 29-G H. S.-vs. Boys' Second Team, at G. H. S. 9 ................ 5 Girls' basketball started off with a bang this season with five regulars to fight for G. H. S. The basketball squad was made up of thirty-five girls. Out of this group Miss Shelton had no little difficulty in choosing her six regulars. Attractive purple and gold suits, which added a great deal to the interest of the sport, were purchased for the girls this year. Their first practice game was the Senior squad versus the squads of the other three classes. In this battle the Seniors showed the value of their experience by coming out on the long end of the 18-8 score. This game aided Miss Shelton a great deal in picking her first eight players. 1 0-Goldendale-Wasco- 7 The first real game of the season was played with the Wasco girls on the home floor January 21. This game was very fast and close throughout but the G. H. S. girls were out to seek revenge and were successful, emerg- ing from the game on the long end of a 10-7 score. 21-Goldendale-Mosier 1 1 The girls played their next game with Mosier on the home floor Jan- uary 27. When thf Mosier girls ran out onto the floor the chances looked pretty slim for the G. H. S. girls as Mosier had an exceptionally tall team. In this game the home girls proved that size is not all there is to basket- ball by taking the Mosier girls into camp by a score of 21-11. This was one of the fastest girls' game ever witnessed on the home floor. Page Fifty-Nine s 19-SIMCOE-Z8 4..A-.-,.:......e.-- - ..g..-........:......E,.:,.......:.....::,....f..-..f..........A......-.4. 10-Goldendale-Centerville-6 February 3, found the girls departing for Centerville where they were bound and determined to make up for the defeat handed them at the hands of Centerville last year. This game was very fast and hard fought throughout but our girls proved too much for Centerville and added another victory to their list by defeating them 10-6. 7-G. H. S. Girls-Boys Second Team-8 The girls, having won three straight victories from three of the strongest teams in Washington and Oregon decided to take on the boys' second team. The boys proved that they were just one point better than the girls by emerging victors from this game by a score of 8-7. 14-Goldendale-Centerville-15 February 15, again found the Centerville girls meeting the local girls on the home floor. This time both meant business. This game was a thriller and the fastest one of the season, neither side having any marked advantage over the other. It wasn't until after Centerville had lost one of her strongest players and Goldendale three of hers on fouls, that the game ended with Centerville one point in the lead, the score being 15-14. 12-Goldendale-Mosier-11 February 25, the girls played a return game at Mosier. Upon arriving at Mosier the G. H. S. girls were informed that they had a record to beat as Mosier had never been beaten on any Oregon floor by any team either in Washington or Oregon. The home girls showed that they could break re- cords by defeating them 12-11. 9-G. H. S. Girls-Boys' Second Team-5 The last game of the season was played with the boys' second team again. In this game the girls proved the superiority of their sex by de- feating the boys 9-5. This was considered a very successful season for the girls as they won six out of seven games played. All eight girls were letter winners and also earned for themselves the proud name of 'tK1ickitat County Champions" on a percentage basis. Although all but two of the members of the first team will be lost by graduation the girls are looking forward to a success- ful season next year, under the capable and loyal coaching of Miss Shelton. K. E. A. '28 Page Sixty 19-SIMCOE-28 +--'------------------------------------------------------ - - -----------z- LIFE IS WONDERFUL Lights shown invitingly from the windows of the big white house on the hill. The lilting strains of music floated upon the warm night air. Only one thing was lacking to make the welcome complete, mused Hugh- son Harding as he strode rapidly across the wide expanse of lawn that separated him from the porch. Even as the thought entered his mind a slender white shadow emerged from the darkness of the porch and flitted down the steps toward him. Sylvia Taylor in crisp organdy, her eyes shining, her golden curls tousled, came running to meet him with arms extended. His Sylvia! Life certainly was wonderful and glorious. Back to the porch they went, her tiny hand in his big one and her little feet making a vain effort to keep pace with his manly stride. They seated themselves comfortably in the porch swing and sat sil- ently enjoying the beauty of the night. Humming birds were winging their way busily in and out of the honeysuckle vines which covered the porch., and fanning the spicy fragrance about with their whirring wings. The music had ceased and dreamy quiet prevailed. This pleasant reverie of the two was suddenly interrupted by the jangling of a telephone bell. It seemed to break upon Hughson's thoughts as a fire alarm in the night. He could not account for this strange feeling, but somehow the spell was broken. "Sylvia, you are wanted," called Mr. Taylor at the door. With a parting smile she hastened inside. The seconds flew by and grew into minutes and she did not return. Hugson sat idly fingering the lacy handkerchief which Sylvia had drop- ped as she rose to go. How like Sylvia this handkerchief seemed to be. Diminutive and dainty, and faint with the fragrance that was her own. He pressed it between his palms while his thoughts flew swiftly back over the events of the last two months. Before then he had been just one of the countless throng of human beings who worked at the Taylor factory. Life was just a round of ordinary events with nothing special to live for, no goal ahead to spur him on. Then came Sylvia. How his heart had quick- ened its pace at the warmth of her smile. She was just back from a girls preparatory school and was visiting the factory with her father. There was about her none of the sophistication so common to girls of her class. Hughson thought her to be the sweetest, prettiest, and most unspoiled girl he had ever met. Because Mr. Taylor had to stay late that evening to complete a busi- ness deal he thought it best to send Sylvia home with some trustworthy person to drive her there safely. Since he had always liked this tall clean Page Sixty-One 19--SIMCOE-28 -I---:f-far?-P 2--in 721: boy with the straightforward hazel eyes it was perfectly natural that he should select him to escort his daughter home. Hughson had driven the car through the dense traffic and was speeding into the suburbs to the Taylor home when the quiet little figure at his side said sweetly, "Do you want to get back to the factory so badly that you drive like this?" Hughson could scarcely believe his ears but he immediately slowed the car down. Before thLir destination was in sight the two were thor- oughly acquainted with each other. Sylvia had told him about her ex- periences at school. Iiughson in turn explained that he had been left an or phan during his second year at college when his parents were both killed in a train accident and that he had been forced to give up his education and go to work. Before leaving Hughson to drive back to the factory, Sylvia had made h m pr omise to call the next evening. All that had happened two months ago and now here he was, Hughson Harding, at Sylvia's home, not the srme Hughson but a new fellow who had taken a sudden interest in his work and been promoted twice. Soon he was going to ask the girl, who had caused these miracles, to become his wife. Life was wonderful. The door' creaked and at last Sylvia was returning but somehow she seenicl str ang:ly sil.nt. For a long moment she stood before him then, "I'm afraid you'll have to go now," she said in a tremulous voice. It seems as though I am to be busy the remainder of the evening. I'm sorry but you must leave immediately. I'll explain some other time." She bid him good- njght quickly and hurried into the house. The dismayed lad stood still for a moment and then leaped down the steps and ran across the lawn with the evening breezes ruffling his brown hair. He did not stop until his attention was arrested by a big red road- ster which swung into the street and disappeared rapidly in the direction from which he had come. There was but one occupant in the car, a man with a lean, dark Visage. When Hughson reached his rooming house he went to his room and prepar ed for bed. He couldn't sleep, nor he couldn't read for his mind was fog ever wandering back to the big white house and the girl in organdy. At twelve he dressed and went out to cool his burning forehead. When he had walkcd but three blocks he was accosted by a man and asked if he would lend some needed assistance. The boy at once complied and followed the man down the street. He soon found himself in the lobby of a cheap hotel and was then taken up a flight of dingy stairs to a little room on the second floor. Hugh- son was too tired to question the stranger or to even notice the suspicious look with which the hotel clerk had eyed him. Before he could suspect a trap the door was locked behind him and he was face to face with the driver of the red roadster. The stranger came to the point abruptly. Page Sixty-Two 19-SIMCOE-28 4..-............-..............-..-..-..-..-..-............-..-..-.....-.......-..-.....-..-....,..l, "I can see you're wondering what I want with you. Well I too love Sylvia Taylor and I made up my mind to have her at all costs. I went to see her to-night but-I lost. She said that she loved you. I'm not a man to let others have what I am unable to procure. I have plans all made, and when you leave here to-night it will be with such a disgrace upon you that Sylvia will never marry you. Do you understand? If not you soon will." Without a change of expression this mad man pulled out a revolver :nd shot himself through the heart. As he crumpled to the floor, With a groan Fughson saw like a flash the trap he was in. Witnesses had seen him come here but he had no proof that he had not committed this tragedy. The wo1 ld would call him a murderer and Sylvia would think-but he dared not let his mind dwell upon it. In a daze he secured the key and let him- self out. His first thought was the river, that would end his agony. As he ran down the street the mocking voice of fate seemed to laugh jeeringly in his ears, "Isn't life wonderful? Glorious ?" He stumbled and fell- d-l1kIl6SS and peace enveloped him. Music, lights, the fragrance of honeysuckle came in a great blurr. Hughson opened his eyes to find Sylvia and Mr. Taylor bending over him. Then he lemembered. In a faltering voice he told the stoiy of his eve- nings experience. Did they believe him guilty? Surely they must, for he had no proof of his innocence. But what was this that Mr. Taylor was saying about the hotel clerk hearing it all and seeing at the key---hole? It was the ti uth. '1'he clerk had been suspicious and followed to see. Hughson was freed from all guilt and free again to live for Sylvia. Now it was his turn to prove to fate that life is wonderful, glorious. He did. A. I. S. '28, THE GRAPE VINE TELEGRAPH To you people who have never lived in any tropical islands, the charm they weave about a person seems fantastic and overdrawn, but I can truly swear that I have lived in Kaoliau for eight years, and, barring any ac- cidents, I hope to live all my life here. You inexperienced folks picture the tropical jungle as a dense forest inhabited by gigantic snakes and death dealing insects. To me those things are just a bad feature of the most wonderful resting place on earth. I have spent many, many hours lying in the cool, green shadows of the trees and monstrous ferns, with gorge- ous orchids growing profusely around me everywhereg orchids which, be- cause of their size and delicate colorings, many women in the more civiliz- ed world would give much to wear at some of their social functions. This jungle stretches on one side of the picturesque village of straw-thatched Page Sixty-Three 19-SIMCOE-28 +'1'IlilI1'lllllillilliilT!Z :: Y 2:-11:1-n-nr :::a: f an 1:7:: :ufn-:1:u:::4: ::fx:n- 374 huts, and on the other side the sapphire blue of the ever-moving Pacific stretches to the horizon. Reaching down to the water's edge is a beach of gleaming, glistening sand, strewn with vivid bits of coral and queer sea shells. I must have managed to put, in my letters to the folks in England, some measure of the wonders of this ideal land, for in my brother's last letter he said he was coming to visit the F airy-land of which I wrote so glowingly. One balmy afternoon a slight breeze was blowing in from the sea, and it seemed to make me restless so I wandered down to the village to see if there was any excitement. There was nothing doing so I stopped at old Veoriu's hut to have her tell my fortune. I didn't believe her wild mutterings but some of the impossible and improbable things she had foretold on my other trips amused me immensely. As I stepped into her hut she said, "Oh, Bwana Worth, let me tell your fortune today. I feel that there is something I could tell you." "No doubt," I agreed and sat down on the floor facing her. As she sat muttering over my outstretched hand, I gazed around me. The hut was composed of one room. Her bed of sweet grasses was in one cornerg in the center of the room was a bowl in which rosewood or sandalwood burned incessantly. Except for these, and a grass mat or two on the f'loor, the place was barren of furniture. In a low voice she woke me from my observations and lamented, "I see the possibility of a great sadness for you, Bwana, a very great sad- ness. Veoriu is not sure whether it is unchangeable, but she will ask the gods to help you." I took little stock in her threats, for what could an old hag see in my hand, so I replied, "Many thanks for your interest, Veoriu, butAI'm afraid your fears are groundless. Nothing bad could happen in this earthly Paradise." She shook her head at my disbelief but said no more so I considered myself dismissed. Arising, and putting a few coins in her hand, I left the hut. Just as I stepped outside a group of natives came to me, all ex- cited, and one panted, "A ship has been wrecked, Bwana Worth! a ship has been wrecked! and many whites were killed !" "Where? How do you know? What ship was it?" I hastily inquired. The same native replied, "We don't know where, or what ship it was but our good gods have whispered to many of my people. They sent no visible sign, but they are not to be questioned." "Oh," I scoffed, "then you are merely telling me what one of you fel- lows dreamed, are you?" I sure think this sea breeze is working havoc with everyone's mind." These boys then drifted away from this group and left me standing there, laughing at their crude ideas. I had heard vague stories of their Page Sixty-Four 19-SIMCOE-28 +-------f--------------------------------------u--------------------------'+ grapevine telegraph," or peculiar way of knowing things which none of them could explain, but in which all believed firmly. I did not put much faith in it, for natives are very superstitious, and much like children in some respects. As long as I had lived there I had never seen or known personally of their "sixth sense" working, in fact, all my life there had been peculiarly without strife or harm. As I left for my cottage I heard the natives making plans for watch parties along the shores, and I laughed at their faith in their own visions. Nothing more of this story reached my ears, so I thought the whole affair had blown over. Everything seemed peaceful enough, and, al- though I had heard nothing from my brother, I was not worried. A late- ness of a day or two in the tropics is no cause of concern, for ships are more often late than on time in this land of beauty-and idleness. In fact, newspapers sent to me from England, supposed to reach me in two weeks, are seldom less than three or four weeks old when I receive them. That very afternoon, when I had decided all was calm again, I heard a great deal of shouting on the beach. I went to my door and looked out. All I saw was some natives helping a staggering white man up the beach, a procedure not uncommon in this land where fig wine flows almost as freely as water. Supposing the man to be drunk, I almost decided to let him alone and go back to my reading. On second thought, knowing the natives would not know what to do for him, I walked rapidly down the beach. As I came closer the figure of the man looked familiar, and I saw that it looked immensely like my brother. But could that wan, pale, unshaven creature be my brother, Hobert? I knew at last that it was and I broke into a rapid run. When I reached him we embraced rap- turously-strange was it not, for usually undemonstrative Anglo-Saxons? My joy at seeing him was partially over-shadowed by my wonder at his condition and curious entrance to the village. Half-laughing, half in earnest, I remarked, "Well, old thing, this is very different from the way I expected you to arrive. I thought you were coming by ship, not on foot, and 'a la native.' But tell me, man, why are you walking, and how did you get here?" "As all stories start, I must say it is a long story. Perchance you don't know the boat I was on, sank." At this several natives muttered and looked at me. "As luck would have it, I managed to stay afloat on a plank until washed ashore three days later. Your brown friends, who claim they knew all about it and were watching for some unfortunate, saw me, and rescued me when I reached the shore. And they brought me here, saying there was a white man in the village. They seemed to think he was kind of stubborn and queer, but, as he could fix their snake bites they suffered his presence. By the description I guessed you were he, and it Page Sixty-Five 19-SIMCOE-28 .lu-gp1n-lzfn-.nel-gg.-.5 gg.-ggiuz up-up-up-1In-qq........iq.....1..11.11.-.g..-..1.l1n.-gl.-Iliqlnig seems I was right for once. By the way, how about a little food? I am rather starved after my three day fast!" H. L. S., '30 AM H? YEINQN le I f I f I9 its SPRING Spring, the joyous part of all the year, Has finally made its presence here. And, oh how glad we are to see The bud and blossom on every tree. In the trees, sit the birds too small to fly, But still we hear their chirping cries, Which ring out through the air so clear, And seem to say that spring is here. In the forest, beneath the stately pines, The wildest of wild animals sits and Whines, For now he knows he shall not fear The dreadful days of coldness, Because he knows that Spring is here. J. G. H. '30 Page Sixty-Six I - Y sem MAL FEATURE E E ! E F TEE EEKLY WE SINEE VOL. XII GOLDENDALE, WASHINGTON PRICE! SO HIGH EDITORIAL Only people who have high moral defectuals that have actually proven their efficiency by numerous deeds of benediction can ever be offered the privilegement of seeing their in- decent names on 'the outstanding pages of our uplift manual. Before offering any sincere criti- cisms as to the liguidating contents of our manual and to the deficits that might have been overcome, we hope that you will just stop to con- sider the disintellectual and unsani- tory sources from which we are forced to suspend entirely for our subjective matter. Above all, while so consecrating your minds, we ask that you will kindly take into coherent considera- tion the fact that we have a delimit- e'd amount of population transporting enough of the aforesaid mentioned equalities to place their name on these concentrated pages. WANDA MALAPROP NORMA MALAPROP MISS DOITFORNOTHINGPS ADVICE T0 THE LOVE LOST My Dear Miss Doitfornothing: I am heartbroken and am com- ing to you as the last means of con- solation. I have quarreled with the apple of my eye so won't you please tell me how to ask Marcelle's for- giveness. Yours respectfully, Guy Shellady. Answer: Go to Montgomery's home, walk in without knocking, drop before Marcelle on one knee, and sob out the anguish that floods your heart. She can't help but for- give you. Dear Miss Doitfornothing: I am in trouble so won't you please help me? The one I love has been stolen from my arms. Please tell me how I can win Lief back. Lovingly, Virginia Coop. Answer: Make him think you are having a better time' than you have with him and Lie! will undoubtedly 001116 back. Ill I I.. I I I Hu IDearest Miss Doitfornothing: I am in love but do not know where I may find a companion. IWhich way shall' I turn, towards the Elibrary or not? As ever, Malcolm Jensen. Answer: I advise you to turn to- Iward Glenwood without delay. I SONGS VVITH CONNECTIONS "Lonesome and Blue," Jack Kelleher I Love Me" ....... Claudia Barnes When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" . ........... Ted Musgrave Tears Fell" ...... Phyllis Brooks "Where'd You Get Those Eyes" . . . . . . Genevieve Richardson "Wanted-Someone to Love".. I I I I I Alfred Jacrouxi I"Five Foot-Two, Eyes of Blue". . Arah Spoon Oh Promise Me" . .Marjorie Barnes "I Wish You Were Jealous of Me Dear" ......... Ruth Norris "You Went Away Too Far" u .... IrmaDavis "Me and My Shadow" ...... .. ...........Ar1ine Loughary "Love Bond" ..... Ralph Nickerson Falling in Love" ...... Ray Olsen "Just Sing Me a Baby Song". .. . . . . . . . . . Douglas Ledbetter Sleep" .............. Fred Lear Clap Hands, Here Comes Charlie" as In Elizabeth Hill "Too Many Parties and Too Many Pals" ........... June Hall "There's Something Nice About Everyone, But There's Ev- erything Nice About You" .................MissHale Four years ago Claude Woods had his first date. Three years ago Jimmie Willis be- gan wearing long pants. Two years ago Myra Schuster used the first application of peroxide on her hair. One year ago Carmen Roloff con- ducted her first auction sale. MUMPS An unwelcome visitor made fre- quent calls to G. H. S. this year in- I I I viting many students to a nice vaca- tion full of aches and pains. This visitor was the disease, MUMPS, who is especially fond of childrer. and sometimes takes a liking to bald- headed men and saucy maids. The first sign of a call from Mr. Mumps is a coat on your tongue. Next comes the inability to breathe. Worse and more of it is trying to consume pickles! Oh folks, you don't know the half of it and won't until you have to entertain this llll- welcome guest. If you wish to get better acquaint- ed with his characteristics see the faculty and the Olsen brothers and many other memlbers of G. H. S. NURSERY A NEW THING IN G. H. S. Ted Musgrave has started a sys- tem in our school which will pro- bably go down in history. For the past year Ted has run a nursery for all babies under the age of four years. He guaranteed good attend- ance, good music, and good enter- tainment. On every occasion Ted had a big flittlel business. Since Ted's little troubles all calle'd for razor blades and sharp scissors as special amusement he has spent most of the profits. However Ted has ac- quired a great deal of valuable ex- perience in the art of singing as the little ones all liked his pleasing HJ voice and always enjoyed hearing him sing "After the Bawl." Ted leaves his nursing to anyone who likes to be used as a pin cushion but he ad- vises them to advertise for a steel helmet as it doesn't feel so good when you get pricked in the head. Ted also leaves word that the re- mainder of his chloroform is in the cupboard in the domestic science rooms. G. H. S. QUESTION BOX Question: "Did you ever hear the tire joke?" Miss Shelton. uN0.n Answer: "It went flat." PAGE TWO THE MEEKLY WESSINGER PRICE: SO HIGH NAME KNOWN AS. KNOWN BY FOUND AMBITIONS Claudia Barnes "Ge'rtie" Foollshness Prlmplng B9 Ibeautiful Mary Cain "Pap" Her Pals Anywhere High School Belle Kathryn Crooks "Crooksie" Speaking Ask Orville Orator Maxine Elliott "Max" Giggles Consplcuous Dressmaker Clara Ganguin "Gangway" Powdered face How do we know A flirt Ed Grimes "Felix" Slowness At Penny's To be boss Ralph Gunkel "Gunkle" His noisy way Dodging girls More farm products Myra Schuster "Dizzle" Yawnlng Out at midnight Sunday school teacher lvloloolm Jensen "Pete" Winning smile In his new car Naval commander Charles McEwen "Pat" His curls Loafing Prize lighter Kenneth MoKoo "Skinny" Himself By accident Six feet Ralph Nlckerggn "Nick" Wilma Whlsperlng Just a lovenest Cal-mon Rololf "Loole" Her gab Talking To broadcast Edward Allison "Junior" Hls lung power Nowhere Race horse owner Howard Bl-anon "Tal" Hls nickname In his Lizzy To fly Vll-glnla Coop "Fattie" Her followers Feeding chickens Toe dancer Ralph Fgntgn "Fat" His size Normal Become thin Fred Lear "Llef" Marcelled hair Blushing Snake charmer James Wlllls "Emmett" His yawns Delivering papers Own Woolworths Velma Elliott "Sfl00kY" Her pep In a. rage Church Kathryn Alllson "Allison" Dumb remarks In the wrong place The tallest woman Marjorie Barnes "M8l'gy" Diamond At Wlshram Marriage phyllls Brookg "Phil" Gentle voice Near a Mirror Become great James Cahill "Jimmie" Mustache In his Ford Bootlegger Herbert Collins "Herbie" Red sweater At home A man Irma Davis "Davy" Her eyes In bed On to Chicago Eren Dawson "Shamrock" Perk At Coley's Graceful dancer Maurene Green "Green" I-Ier voice In the delivery car Opera singer June Hall "June" Basketball In Portland Somebody's honey Jack Kelleher "Gallag9Y" Red hair On Broadway Doctor Elizabeth Hill "Lib" Dimples At District No. 6 A wife Arllne Loughary "Al" Ted Arguing Cartoonist Zelma Montgomery "M0!1tY" Silence At a dance Fast llfe Theodore Musgrave "Ted" Al With a. basketball Graduate from H. S. Raymond Olsen "Ray" Ability At girls' homes Secretary Ruth Norris "Ruthie" Everybody In tears A steady Gordon Olsen "Gord" Hls smile Where he shou1dn't be Volga Boatman Orville Richardson "Orville" His meanness On the street Garbage man Velma Selle "Cellar" I don't know Alone French teacher Pearl Shepard "Pear1le" Her car Working Go to Europe Arab Spoon "Airy" Stic-to-it-iveness Where she belongs Beauty Specialist Herman Abeling "AbellnB' Long bob On a horse Stock raising Question: "Did you see Ella last night?" Ted Musgrave. "Ella who?" Answer: "Elevator." Question: "What ls a good busi- ness man?" James Hall. Answer: "A man who can buy something from a Scotchman and sell lt to a Jew with a profit." iii..- Questlon: "Why do the Russian soldiers wear gold buttons on their coats and the French soldiers silv- er ones?" Fred Lear. "I don't know, why." Answer: "To keep their coats buttoned, of course!" .l.... Question: "What tool does a car-V penter use that ls most careful of its appearance?" Bob Hobbs. Answer: "A plane-it shaves every day." Question: "What ls a Scotchman?" Marvin Kamholtz. Answer: "A man who keeps the Sabbath and anything else he can get his hands on." SPECIFIED CASES WOMAN I-IATERS--August Mill- er, Leo Davenport, Guy Shellady, John Jaekel. MAN HATERS-Marcella. Divers, Clara Smart, Velma Selle. UNDERNOURISHED-Ralph Fen- ton, Charles McEwen, Virginia Coop. FLAPPERS-Eleanor Amundson, Mary Nelson, Ernestlne Miller, Blanche Newman. SI-IIEKS- Herman Abeling, Ralph Gunkel. A In v A PRICE SO HIGH THE MEEKLY WESSINGER PAGE THREE THINGS SELDOM SEEN IN G. H. S. WANT ADS Program at the Star Theatre for the 1. Claudia Barnes' nose shining. 2. Dick Hoctor and Clara Gauguin out walking. 3. June Hall with the same boy twice. 4. Detention without "Doug" and Jimmie. 5. Ernestine Miller as a May Queen. 6. Junior Allison at his lessons. 7. Jack Kelleher without life sav- CFS. Skilmey McKee with his hair combed. S. 9. Jean Coffield with August Mill- er. 10. "Abe" Montgomery unhappy. 11. Pete Jensen without that "Full- er Tooth Brush" on his lip. 12. Jim Shelton cranky. WHY RAY OLSEN QUIT BASKET BALL tBy One Who Knowsj Many people wondered why Ray Olsen, a shining the reflection of bald domej quit think they know wrong. There are many reasons why Mr. Olsen quit 'basketball and one of the worst is his "Bunions." The poor boy can't sleep for them. He tried it and sprained his ankle and has been limping all year. But here, we' have just been telling the minor troubles. Now we will get down to rubber tacks. Take it from me they are easier to get down on than brass tacks. I got this straight from Mr. Olsen himself so I know it's so. One day Ray was out practicing with the rest when suddenly a vision caught his eye. The vision came in the form of a mosquito and came head on. Ray blinked his blinker but did no good for he didn't blink his blinker fast enough, the vision flew in and stayed. Since that day Ray has been so 'blind that he had to give up bas- ket ball. These last few weeks the mosquito turned over and made poor Ray blinder than ever. He can't tell the difference between Blossom Hardin and Arab Spoon. But all kidding aside, did we miss him? I'll say we did. light, fcaused by the sun from his basket ball. Few but those few are WANTED-A man or a little encour- agement. Mildred Riley. FOR SALE-My graceful walk and entrancing manner I have found so useful t?J in the past. Marjorie Leblanc. WANTED-Some generous soul to keep me supplied with gasoline so that I can run Levi's Ford all week instead of only over the week end. June Hall. FOR SALE OR RENT-My halbit of going out after a thing and get- ting him. Mary Cain, fAnnaJ. WANTED-A book or rules for mak- ing all the girls love me. I've tried the "cave man" stuff and it doesn't work. Thomas Wilson. FOR SALE-Special rides and in- struction on how to drive a car. Any Sunday. Jimmie Cahill and Richard Hoctor. WANTED-A job as a movie actress. Beautiful face and form. Have had three year of experience Claudia Barnes. WANTED-A sure remedy for keep- ing Douglas Ledbetter's mouth shut during third period and a new Ford that can't be' meddled with by naughty boys. Miss Hale. FOR SALE-A tear or two that may be used for any occasion. Jean Coffield. WANTED-Some feminine looks and baby eyes so I can lose my masculine name. Cain. WANTED-A new nose so all the visitors won't think I'rn a Jew. Emmett. WANTED-Another fellow because Buster and Shorty might be out of town at the same time. Maurene. WANTED-A little common sense. Irma Davis. LOST-My bashfulness. Keep it away. Fred Lear. Tom W: "Have you heard the Shed song?" Doug L: "No, how does it go?" Tom: "Me and my Shed-O Walk- ing Down the Avenue." Want-to try something hard? Try to spell the name Otto backwards. week of June 3 to 10 SUNDAY Blanche' Newman, and Amanda Westerman with Douglas Ledbetter in "The Vampires' Nets" MONDAY Blossom Hardin, starring in "Just Before the Battle, Mother or "When Ray and Buzz Meet" TUESDAY Gordon Olsen and Malcolm Jensen with an all-star cast I in "The Trail to the Glen in the Wood" WEDNESDAY Mary Cain, ably assisted with others in I I I I I I I I I "His Private Stenogl-upheld' No Show on Thursday FRIDAY Myriam Eddie and August Miller in ' "The Crimson Curse" or "'Blushes" SATURDAY Carmen Roloff in 4lInve1i PURPLE G INITIATION The Purple G Initiation was a great success this year. At least the new members were thrilled. They were highly perfumed with this very expensive perfume-asafetida. They weren't satisfied to have it all over their clothes-they insisted upon having it put in their hair. After all the perfuming the older members took them to an old white house and there they were securely locked in the cellar. They made so much noise that the sheriff ,was compelled to let them out. Some of the boys didn't get to go to the cellar as they were already sick. The next day you couldn't get within shouting dis- tance if any of them-that is, if you didn't want to be suffocated. Miss Curtis fin Eng. IVJ: "What are the thre'e great books?" John J.: "The Bible." Alfred J.: "Webster's Dictionary." Junior J.: "Sears 85 Roebuck's catalog." 19-SIMCOE-28 +,-,,,,-,:YY,:f,,,, - :Z -...-uf.:-......:, .1 ....-...--...------u----u----n SENICR , 1 ,a ., 525 Q9 THE. Vuuouy Boxxx-1nf"""' gf ' X 4A ., Lx C16 mu, QV-, ' -'VK QA A TFKA1-QE -V? ,fx Nix xx I Q Q A 1 YA .' kill! lqpxyff, f 41 1 I Q Arf5I9OOYKN fe K QL J ,Qt A 1 I f xl ' ' A g-Qyuv 5245. I rg, - ' jfi:'.'f,:,.::i:,,,.Q 'FQ' V if H Pg b, ly 19-SIMPQE-28 pn-ni,.1,.1nq-.pri if-11,13 xiu JUNIOR Page Seventy-One 1 , r 4. 19-SIMCOE-28 +1 :ti::1-nu-: :zinan :Yau-i:7 nf! SOPHOMORE Page Seventy-Two ...in-u.-ggi..-.p1,.1ql1.4.n1 19-SIMCOE-28 FRESHMEN Page Seventy-Tl re .gi 19-SIMCOE-28 els n1nl1nn1nu:uu1:l1nu11:1l:4u:i:l-1ll1n:4n:i:liln1nl 1 zuigniufaz :n1u1n1n up SIMCOE JOKES The High Price of Health Early to bed, Early to rise, And your girl goes out With other guys. Jack and Jill went up the hill At sixty miles or better. A cop unkind, Was right behind- They're'seeking bail by letter. Lives of football men remind us As they write their names in blood, And departing leave behind them Half their faces in the mud. UmUU1mITUmUlllI 1HWl GOLDENDALE'S LARGEST DEPARTMENT STORE ,. .i.o,.-.i The only Department Store in Goldendale that has served our community continuously for TWENTY-TWO YEARS Whatever prestige we may have gained during this long service, has been achieved through the splendid cooperation of our patrons LEDBETTER 8: WALLACE CO D IUUJII Page Seventy-Four Bmmm. 19-SIMCOE-28 ..-.:s.:,.:, 1, P .. T ,:::..-..-.P::i..-...- z, :S .. i:.,:.a.-.4- Gewmmmx S ESTABLISHED neva uzvma S.BATH,EDITOR GOLDENDALE WASHINGTON Mr. Upcraft-"How dare you swear before me." Fled Lear-"Oh pardon me, I didn'tVknow you wanted to swear first." Ralph N.-"Why does Ruth always close her eyes When she sings?" Wild Bill Lear-"Because she hates to see the people suffer! """ lllIIllIUllllllIllllIIIIIIIIIIlLU.I.lU.LIUl1IllIlLIIl!IlI.IllIUIITllIT1lLlLll.l og-5. X - l"l '1 'f'A K K if 9' 1 M a lx X 5: ' J xx M ffm gl ' K 1 J me X ' LZ fyfjxq in X .N - , l .s . -. , 1 .- ' QF!! E .df ' Jig' 59- ,.,f-gr, I . 327, 5 Trgg . , . ,, .A ,.. 1 Q - if ls 111,15 ggjip or QUALITQ we Qmfm HALF-TONE AND LINE ENGR!-WED P LATES FORTHE PRINTING PRESS HICKS N CI-IATTEN ENGRAVING CQ. 45N FOURTH STREET E sf PORTLAND OREGON E I Page Seventy-Five i 9 x f NR Cf. E NQV fix l K p by l M V -WIQTSIMCOE-28 I+ qu, 'I mm Pacific Power 8a Light Company "Always at Your Service" Goldendale ------- Washington Li 8i'fl5xmn vmv:um l-1.:u1x1I vmvvyjgwg urlrr rmxinvnnnnmmvrmyw Ivvulrvrl mn 111lv mmxmmm .,-, Ruth Norris-"I'd like to try on that spring frock in the window." Cleik-"But, ah, er-abut Madam that is a lamp shade." Jim Willis-"That was a great dance. I hope I made an impression on her." Junior Allison-"You did. She's been limping ever since." Miss Shelton, fvely suspiciousl "Did you clean that fish before you cooked it?" Jenn Coffield-"VVhy no, what's the use of cleaning it when its lived in water all its life." Bob Hobbs-"Yes, that pearl I gave your sister came from an oyster." Little Sister-"That's funny, she said it came from a lobster." as ..-W --- -- -- A lui- .- 4: HllIIlllllllIQQ!IlllIlllILLUIllIUJD.U.IUl1lllLllII1Hlll Illl IIIJITUIIIII E' E 1 4 H. W. 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Officer where did you find the child ?" Officer-"Where did I find her?She's me own child." . .......................................................................................................................................................... .. .................................... .....-Q DARNlELLE'S FEED STORE 2 - HAY FEED GRAIN AND POULTRY SUPPLIES OF ALL KINDS AGENTS FOR J oHN DEERE PLOW COMPANY Goldendale Washington Page Seventy-Seven s - - 5 I E 5 E I E E ,- - E 19-SIMCOE-28 + 9.15.-n:7lq1u:-1: 7 ings:-u1lu-,:1n-.lg 4:1-u 7aiu-..1p.-I.-n1..-I--gl---gg gtg -mm-umimmm...mm-1mmm-mmm. innl-numimi1mnuImmim-II--mlIunmin-umm-mmm-I m-num-m-mm -1in1Inmimlnm-im--...mum PROMPTNESS IS OUR MOTTO - NEXT IS OUR CLASS OF WORK I wish to thank the students for their patronage and speak for a continuance of same Commercial and Kodak Finishing Kodaks and Films C K NORCOTT PHOTO STUDIO 0 O , WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF Phyllis didn't chew gum- Irma ceased to broadcast- Eren was red headed- Maurene were only a child- Blossom didn't like her hair- Bessie couldn't laugh- Elizabeth Hill lost her dimples- Alfred was in a hurry- Junior lost his pep- Marjorie Locy lost her powder puff- Zelma was a crank- Velma knew her groceries- Pearlie kept late hours- Clara were a flapper- MOST ALL OF THE PICTURES IN THIS BOOK TAKEN WITH Eastman Kodak and Films Sold at ALLISON S PHARMACY 7 9 Page Seventy-Eight 19-SIMCOE--28 q...................-..-.....-...-...-......-..-..-..-..-......-.......-..-..... ....-..-...-..-......-..5. 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LANDE, D. C. PASTIME BILLIARD ' PARLQR Chiropractic the natural t -.. E method to regain your The Place where all Good health Fellows Meet Phone 352 Goldendale, Washington Goldendale, Washington -fl' 1----'-"--'-'---'--'---'- '--- -------------'-- - - ---------'- -- -f-' - - ------- Q mmmmcu v Teacher-"Malcolm, did your father write this essay ?" Malcolm J .-"No, ma'am. He started it but mother had to do it all over again." Plumber-"Here's the bill for that plumbing job. As you're a friend of mine I'm only charging you S25." Mr. B.-"Well, all I can say is I'm glad I'm no relation." Mr. Bacher-"What shape is the World ?" Orville R.-"Round," Mr. B.-"What proof have you for that statement ?" Orville-"All right, have it your way, its square." Miss Curtis-"Have you read 'Freckles'?" Pat McEwen-"No, mine are brown." ' ""' "" """"' " "' """"""""""""""" " """"""""""""' """"""""""' W. s. CASSELL 1 A D fs BRODIE -1 W R Light, Heavy, Long and Short Attorneys-at-Law Hauling GOOD SERVICE z Goldenda e as mgton Goldendale - Washington , Phone 1462 e- H . .- -- .-...---.---- .---------.----------..-..--.----..---.---..---....--.-.---------------.-------. ---.-.- ..-.-.- v v Page Eighty 19-SIMCOE-28 nlol1lI1lu--l1l:f::- ff-:ii Hrirfr 'li'-1f'I1111ll-rl-H116LE"-"'1"'1"'1"'-""""1"""'l' --------------------'------------------- ---------------'---'---'--------------------------'-------------'-' ---------'--- - ' ------'----"--''-----------------'---''---'---"---'-------''---"-"'--"'-"---"' , 5 L. E. McKEE'S PHARMACY FOR EVERYTHING YOU NEED I Largest Assortment of : Z FACE POWDERS - CREAMS - TOILET PREPARA- 5 TIONS IN THE COUNTY Mail Orders Filled Same Day' Received ............ ....,........... --...---.-.-..---.---.-.-..-.-.--------,-------.------ --------.----------.-- H -------------------------------.---.--------------------.-.---------------------.---------------.----------.- . A Ted M.-"I've been courting your daughter for four years and-" Mrs. Loughary-"Well, what do you want ?" Ted-"To marry her, of course." Mrs. L.-"Oh, fine, I thought perhaps you wanted a pension." Carmen Roloif-"Oh, I love you, what can I do to make you care for me 9" Malcolm Jensen-"Well they say 'absence makes the heart grow fonder.' " He-"I see by the papers that Claudia left town after a short stop." She-"I'm not surprised. She always did like ball players." Miss Hale-"Ed, what's an operetta ?" Ed. Allison-"It's a girl who works for the Telephone Company." H. Sz M. MACHINE SHOP Chrysler PASSENGER CARS COMMERCIAL CARS Represent the most satisfaction per dollar in each of four sizes but only ONE QUALITY CHRYSLER . c,fmm.--um..--- ml---1mmmiN..mmm.-.mm--u-ulmlumlm--um-mm-unmmnmm-mm.um-mI.--.lm-mvm.mi.-fm.-m-.....-..-. . .. ................5 -5 ai 1 ' ' Q., 1 Page Eighty-One 19--SIMCOE-28 +1-gr g1g+u-.ir gg-5,-,545 ,.1ui,q1u.-lg-s:is::sl1sl1ll1ls1ou1an1u:1au1lu1nn1us-uu-n- -------'--------'-- --'------'----'--------------'----------'------------------'------'---'------'--'. Q --- ----'-------' H - ---------------'--- -'---'---------'---------'-------'--'------'------'--', L BOOTS - SHOES BEST QUALITY AT LOWER COST AT Real Estate, Loans and Fire -- Insurance FRED ROSENKRANZ SHOE STORE ............................,.................................................S ...................s Miss Curtis-"This is a good story, but why did you name the hero Adam ?" Douglas Ledbetter-"Well, you said you wanted it written in the first person." . Ted M.-"Why did you break your engagement with the school teacher?" Jack K.-"I didn't show up one night and she wanted me to bring an excuse from my mother." Ray Olsen lmaking his first public speechl-"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm a little hoarse tonight." Voice from gallery-"You look more like a scared rabbit." Jack K.-"Want to go to the Senior Play ?" Myra-"Oh, I'd love to." Jack K. -"Then buy your ticket from me, 'cause I'm selling them. M -N r ef, .....................................................................................................................................................................................335 .. -- A I SPECIALIZE ON YOUNG MEN'S AND YOUNG LADIE'S SLIPPERS AND OXFORDS Always Keeping the Latest Styles at a Low Price I MUSGRAVE'S SHOE STORE I Page Eighty-Two 19-SIMCOE-28 4.--.n1-11.1-n---n1--1' - .1nn-n-1np-I11.11--4--n3uu-1u-1--ui..1111--1nn1uu1uu1en-u--:niacin Q, General Garage -'17 Storage and Business Vu-lcanizing SALES AND SERVICE W. B. HUDSON. Proprietor 5 Tires - Tubes - Accessories - Gas and Oil 9 : Chevrolet Service Station , Goldendale - - Washington .-..----.------------.--------.----------- --.- U -----------'---- H ---.---- ------------'-. , ----.----------------'----f-------------1----.-------------------------A-------- L Mr. Bacher-"My man has run over your rooster and I have come to pay for the damage." Chester Dugger-"You'1l have to pay for two, the shock will kill the hen." ----'--'----"-'---------'-"-'-"-'-"--'-"""-""'--"""'-"""-'-' '-'--'---'"--"'--'----"---"- '--"--- "-'-'----'- "'--'----'---'"'-'---'-----"--'-'--'--------"-'----- - - - fr OREGON-WASHINGTQN I TELEPHONE co. ONE POLICY ONE SYSTEM UNIVERSAL SERVICE AND ALL DIRECTED TOWARD BETTER SERVICE Page Eighty-Three . 19-SIMCOE-28 C0mPl'me"fS of I JOHN R. MCEWEN A DR O P GILIENWATERS Q Attorney at Law I Dentist Goldendale Washington 1114149 Q4 ......... ..........................................................................................V I5 I I O O U 4 - - 1 Beware of accepting invitations to a party at Genevieve's. She always words them, "Miss Genevieve Richardson requests the presents of Miss Jones at a dinner to be given at her home, on May 27." McKE.NZlE 8z SON GENERAL HARDWARE PAINTS - OILS - GLASS - KENYON AUTO TIRES Goldendale - - Washington Q2 M - """"""""' -''"'"'''-"'-'""'-""-"'-"-"--"' --------"-----''---'--'-"--'-'-------'--"--'- - - 3 "AS sooo AS THE GUN" Is the Winchester slogan, and applies to all Winchester Products Exclusive Local Dealer Page Eighty-Four GOLDENDALE HARDWARE CO. I 19-SIMCOE-28 els:-nn--:inf17-:7-r:::7-:f:::..-::: .1 .:,.cf..,::-...f:,::-..- -:Zz ,lgil1::,lGii+ R. J. WILLIS IMPLEMENT CO. WE CARRY A FULL LINE OF McCormick - Deering Farm Implements - Combines - i Tractors - Cream Separators - Repairs - Drapers .-.---.t,-. ---..-.-----t- -I.-.--..--.-.....-................................. .a............................... ....ai...... Women's hair, beautiful hair! What words of praise I utter, But oh! how sick it makes me feel To find it in the butter. Gordon-"Say, why wear so many wraps on such a hot day, dumb- bell?" Kenneth, carrying a pail of paint and a brush-"Well, Dad says I have to paint the fence and the directions say' best results if at least three coats are put on !' " Jean C. to Mary C.-"You know, I fed daddy soap chips for corn- flakes this morning." Mary C.-"Wasn't he mad ?" Jean-"Was he mad? He frothed at the mouth." ....................... .................................................................................................................................. ........... . ............., 4 Compliments of GOLDENDALE MEAT COMPANY Page Eighty-Five 19-SIMCOE--28 1517!-:mfg-311 mini: nz- -::: nf u-u1...-nz...-n1.:i,l-...1.g-ggginl-u1u,1p-uziuigglp Irma Davis was down at the beach and was about to enter the ocean when the beach attendant yelled at her, "Don't go in. There are man-eat- ing sharks in that water." Irma D. fColdlyJ-"Well, I'm not a man." Lief--"That'S funny." Emmett-"What ?" Lief-"Oh, I was just thinking." Emmett-"Ha, ha, that is funny." Frank Lainhart-fwaving his hand frantically in airj "I know about Joan of Arc, Miss Hale. She's the girl who got swallowed by the whale." Mrs. B.-"Mildred, tell me what a vacuum is." Mildred Riley-"I have it in my head, but can't explain it." Ted M.-"Aren't sheep stupid things." Al L.-"Yes, my lamb." uummnmurun f------------f -1 ' -- - -- -v------'-' 'L JEWELERS AND STATIONERS DIAMONDS RELIABLE WATCHES SEASONABLE JEWELRY SHEAFFER AND PARKER PENS AND PENCILS I A FINE STATIONERY LEATHER GOODS GRADUATION GIFTS THAT WILL LAST AND BE CHERISHED Goldendale - - Washington .. . ,.......... .... . ....... ............. . . . ....... .. . . ............. .................................................... . . .......................... .........................., . Page Ei ghty-Six 1gp1.p1..1.p1l--111.1.Igluing?niII-lp.-.I--,..1..1ll1..i..1n1' 1 uinn1u1..u-.nn-qu.-q 19-SIMCOE-28 I 1- I 1 X V E: 1 fr. wiv I P7 I 1 ,y ,off mv' ll y ,, J' ,I ig If 11' nl , 'ofcmd' Y I Y W NNW W I UR co. I , fi LINCOLN- -FORDSON GOLDEN DALE NVASHINGTON m,10KItrA'r VVASHINGTON WE ARE AUTHORIZED DEALERS - for - LINCOLNS F ORDS - F ORDSONS SALES AND SERVICE .T.T ONLY GENUINE PARTS USED IN OUR EXPERT REPAIRING .- o1.i You can own a Ford by the Weekly Payment Plan WE SUGGEST YON INQUIRE ABOUT IT Nickerson 0lsen Motor Company GOLDENDALE AND KLICKITAT WASHINGTON nnnIlmnIIIInuAIInuI1u111IInnlunuuumunuuruIul1I1II1IIIIIIIImnmnnnumuluInII1I4II111II1InnIIIIIInIrIIuInIIIIlnnmnlu11III11llIIIIIIIImlnuluunnnlnulunluuuuuununumlmmuInI11I1IIuInIInnIIIIIInuunmnnmnun nunnnnnunmmluIIIu1IuIuIIInnIIInvInunnnnn1nmun1I1nun11IsnnInnnmununnuunnmImmIII111nun1unnnnunnvn1nnuuumnmnnumuvuIIuu1uI1uIIunnuunnmunmmnrmnnun11InnmuunmunnunInnun11nuuunInnnnIuumnmmumnn 1 P' g E'gl ty-S 1 .1 +I, V 12-SI M COEf 28 This Agency Insures Anything Insurable. With us insurance is a specialty, not a side line C. T. CAMPLAN, Local Agent C. H. KNOSHER, Manager Goldendale - - Washington ' I CAMPLAN INSURANCE AGENCY 'Eg Ray Olsen-"If you keep looking at me like that I'm going to kiss you." my? ENCOURAGE HOME INDUSTRIES BY USING HOME Blossom Hardin-"Well, I can't hold this expression much longer." MANUFACTURED PRODUCTS 0 . FLOUR - CEREALS - MILL FEEDS. ALL KINDS OF MIXED POULTRY AND DAIRY FEEDS. ROLLED AND PUL- VERIZED BARLEY - OATS AND WHEAT 5 D. A. SILVER se SONS Goldendale, Washington-Phones: Res. 4735 Mill 472 g Feed Store 232 Q B. A. SANDERS' GROCERY : . CHAIN RED 3 WHITE STORE l "Quality Always Higher Than Price" E I ' WHAT A COMBINATION I z Goldendale -------- Washington Page Eighty-Eight e C C . ss L9iSIM.C0Ei2? ., to V so s -It-J-A--I -- -- -- ef fu --in C - .. M -- -- e e ---e-- -:nr For the past 19 years we have been playing our part in the growth of this community. We are prepared to render a necessary service for the comfort and safety of the public in a quiet and dignified manner. MERLE W. CHAPMAN MORTICIAN ---- Goldendale, Washington BROOKS 3 BROOKS FRANK H. COLLINS Attorneys-at-Law M' D' ' Goldendale, Washington Goldendale, Washington Jean-"How old is Miss Porter ?" James W.-"I don't know, but she must be pretty old because she said she taught Caesar." if lirv rmmnnrumnrrmunmi wnu- u :--:::1---------w---1u-----.-----.f- -- ----...-----' 'll WHEN YOU THINK OF INSURANCE l i Think of C. E. CULEY 8: SONS "WE INSURE EVERYTHING" .-.-.-h'-'-'--- ---.-----.----.-------------------.----.--------L-------------'--.-'-------.----.---f-f-.-------ff.----,-------.----------- - H ---- - --.--------,. Page Eighty-Nine 19-SIMCOE-28 spa-as1n.-n1n.1un1nn1ni:n1no1e:1 acfx :rf 'nc-n1s:.ia: , :n--su1u:i:n-nzizlui ,zz niuxnls COMPLIMENTS -0f.. lIllIHHHT1 GOLDENDALE GARAGE I Miss Curtis-"I wonder why cars squeak. Do you know Carmen ?" Carmen R.-"Well, my dad once told me the springs were made of pig iron." The other day Jimmie Cahill came to school very well groomed. Mrs. Bacher-"Jimmie, did you take a bath this morning?" Jimmie C.-"No, is there one missing?" Mrs. Bacher to Kenneth McKee whom she had just collared after chasing downstairs.-"Young man! I think the devil has got hold of you." K. Mc.-"I think so tool" Miss Hale-"Have you finished your outside reading yet?" Kathryn A.-"No, my father said it was too cold to read outside." HEBE'S sHoP SNIVELY'S FUNERAL -- HOME Hehe has a barber shop, Undertaking and Funeral It's all nice and clean. Supplies And those who visit I-Ieber's shop, Are beautifiefl on the "bean-" Phone 383 - Goldendale, Wash. ..,........ ..... .... . ..............., . Page Ninety 19-SIMCOE-28 4..-.C .11 -2 , - .. ...:,..-.2-nf.: .:Z...-..-..-..-..-..-..-...-.... - -..- 4. N- Q um-num Q In um x lImnxlnllW1luQ1m Mmlu mum 6 PERSONAL EFFICIENCY To be effluent lS to do all thmgs well T work hard and falthfully to observe the laws of health and cleanllness to get an adequate amount of fun out of llfe and to save a portlon of what you make for the future or for an emergency The m1ss1on of lhlS bank IS to help you save and to contlnue your personal efflclency by makmg your savmgs earn a good rate of mter est wlth absolute safety PIO EER STATE BA K Goldendale Washmgton Where a Welcome Awaits You 11T1 K 5 itil . o , 5 K I ' I! F' " ............................ ................................. vy Q Page Ninety-One INQTIIIA '-'Ill f X71 If 1 -QE S. X - ' M A QQ i 'ent .-.,, L Y! ' ' , '+if .,, -. JL- -d ligx K wi AM ' V kxdx ! f rw , l e f ' V 4X Avi ' WU QM! 1 'iw I N X I If M fm I mx ? ' ' VJ.. I X '- bfi ,YU , ff' will ZW? ' f Jo 0urBuzf1nqResource.s' I 19--SIMCOE-28 .l..-..........-..-.......-...-...-......-..-..-..-......-..-..-......-.......-..-..-....................-.4. H52 TRosT PLANING MILL SASH AND DOORS - BUILDING AND noomxu lnwl-in DR, WILLIAM I-I. WEST PONIIOSA PINE and FIR LUMI-BER Dentist All Kinds of Building Material 5 E BROOKS BANK BUILDING E ulAllllllN'l' Satisfaction ut Trost's" 2 PHONE l-172 Carmen R.-"She swears she has never been kissed by any man." Ruth Norris-"Well isn't that enough to make any girl swear." Senior-"Did you ever take chloroform ?" Dumb Frosh-"No, who teaches it?" L JC ENSTEYC I OLDENDAI E WASHIINGTON i X 5 Ami nk rle- e 'N l' 'tif 'WN .J i"'1"'? ZA' M lf' ' ,Nl ,Q L L i el 4 jar 'V , r X ' I 5 As the lg: ll , !Vfodem l ' Q- t Reaper .5aveslabor1- Save You Money' H Page Ninety-Two W! .7 XX pflillg I ' E I mu -1----H ---- ---------- - - -----------------1----v-----f---------------------------- -----"---'----- 'Q 19-SIMCOE--28 +qiqig n-:: un.-.:ixsi::Z:n1llf :l7:n1un1nv,i:u1n:ilu: 7:l1lu1n1al1ul-nv: .Q 5 eg A .-v. mmm...mmnm unmlmimum-mnnm-lumnmunuum- numn-muummnuumm annum In1nuuuIununn1uInunmnunumnnmuu umm THE QUALITY SHOP BERT H. KNOX, Proprietor Royal Tailored Suits - Holeproof Hos1ery - Neustadter Shirts Florsheim Shoes and Other Quality Lines Goldendale - - Washington If he kisses you on the forehead, It shows he admires your brains. If he kisses you on the cheek, It shows he is not afraid of lead poisoning. If he kisses you on the chin, It shows an appreciation of something better. If he kisses you on the lips, It shows good taste. If he kisses you on the nose, It shows he needs practice. Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who when he falls has never said, !!!"""""""??SS? H' iii!! Frosh-"Have you seen the Catskill mountains." Senior-"No, but I've seen them kill mice." HARVEY S VARIETY STORE WHERE A VARIETY OF WANTS IS SATISFIED SHEET MUSIC Latest Hits Always on Hand Orders taken Goldendale Washington 7 1 1 :J Page ' Ninety-Three 19-SIMCOE--2 8 .-..-..-......-..-......-..................................... MADE FROM GOLDENDALE PURE WATER I Phone 672 CE TRAL ICE Customer-"Now tell me truly, are these trousers of pure wool?" Ed Grimes-"I cannot deceive you, the buttons are of bone." Friend to Mr. Bacher-"Did you ever get any of your childish wishes?" Mr. Bacher-"Yes, when mother used to comb my hair I wished I hadn't any." She-"I saw a rose inside a fence." He-"Did you get it?" She-"No," He-"Why not?" She-"I saw the fence picket." 1 -'-----'---''-'-'-----'---'--"'-'""'"""'"''"""""""""""""' """""'"""""""""""""' ' "' "' ""' ""' """"""""' '""""""""""""'-'"-"'--'-" '-----'----" KLICKITAT MACHINE WORKS STORMIZING ADDS 20,000 MILES TO THE LIFE OF YOUR CAR Auto Repairing - Acetylene Welding - General Blacksmithing and Wood Work Goldendale - - Washington i.------i--.. -.--. -i--- i..--fi----,---.- ..-i-----.1.--..---i---..--i..l l----,- ----.I----------1.--.-----,-----.----.,--iI.--.--.i-.--...-------.---i---. - - . - -- ---.----------------i Page Ninety-Four 19-SIMCOE-28 4. ...............-..-.......-..-...-...-..-..-.......-..-......- 4. A Mr-:Mnsn nznmuu. nzssnv: , T SYSTEM ff' X . The Development of a Community pencls on its People and Institutions .lTO1l. TO OUR GRADUATES It is with sincere feeling of interest in your future welfare, graduates, that we urge upon you that time test- ed path to future flnancial independ- ence-SAVING. To aid you in get- ting properly started, we offer the entire facilities of this bank and its officers. . 101--.-. NATIONAL BANK OF GOLDENDALE ONLY NATIONAL BANK IN THE COUNTY Capital, 850,000 C T CAMPLAN, President C. E. CROOKS, VICE Presldent M W BECK, Cashier A. L. HALL, Vice-Presldent FREEDA A. BRUNER, Assistant Cashier Page Ninety-Five E Q ni- 2 hb, Y 41. h Q 151-.53 L4 . v --ri :lil it J., . r i g - . 4 ii . xl :Hr V Effie 'A fl - 'ffigugl-'ff'.'lQ,' xi in 'fl M24 A .S+1.Aglf'5a-gi 22i f ,g!- ' . ' . 1 ' .f .,, '-'4'gl!J ':L':', -'fi .. -f. 2, rf :pa a :','--1' P., fa .. 4. 3 . 1. -2 9.11.1 M-1 . u g fx, P... . . Q . ' ' gf. I .+ - 5, A' .r , F, '- ' Q, '1 I , ,- g A "il, 4 l " ff. 'i'j.i". ,, 1 P.. '.,,...,5- 4..lg1-Ke g.-5, '4, , :L -..-, . .. xii, 1 fy., . .. Q f i... f ri igi?" - 1' M 3 , ' .1 5-55-'g1i'Y U . A. 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