Glendale High School - Pirate Log Yearbook (Glendale, OR)

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Hollywood Secrets HELLO from Hollywood my frrends' ' And now for my irrst excluswe' ' D1st1ngu1shed frlm star Phil Dav1d,lh1s real namel has just accepted the starnng role ID a new Omons Internat1onal mov1e the Sunset Rrder a satxre on west erns Hrs secretary, the lovely Mrss Carole Hxggms told me so say1ng rt was a secret' So you see th1s really rs an exclus1v SPORTS CLASSIC Fred Musta and Ed Strauss wlll stage an exh1b1t1on golf match w1th the agrng Bong Crosley at the Hollywood golf course Musta 18 expected to Wm Audrey Bru1ngton, ace baseball manager, has put her team 1nto w1n ter trarmng rn Pensacola to be ready for the spnng season rn the Un1ted Natrons League Another Meow lthl to Feed Ela1ne Monfxls has started a home for homeless cats On her husband's salary as GMG pres1 dent she can afford to Evenlng Yearly Staff Edrtor Dale Monetleone Assrstant Edrtor Fanme Fo1ler Feature Edrtors Imah Flubb Effie Chnker U R Funny Fat Burns Skmny Well Fed Louella Preachers Txllxe Wrttledun W E Jrppum S1lv1s Vehs Sports Soclety AdVBItlS1l1g Cxrculatxon The People Speak To the Edrtors Dear Srr Recently you pubhshed an artrcle dealxng w1th poor cond1t1ons pmeapple plantatrons rn Paraguay I was shocked that a paper as frne as yours would prmt such untruths' S1r, I am a prneapple grower and I res1de on just such a Paraguyan plantatlon Condltlons here are Good' lDon't let anyone fool you, Mlster they're mxghty good Q Glgantlc Flre Sale Book Bargains Galore As you, dear readers, know from former SCIIIIOIIS of thrs wonderful paper, our store, the Middle Of The Block Bookstore was partxally bumed a week ago, so we ve decrded to have one of those Glgan t1c Flre Sales you always read a bout For th1s sale we feature AUTOGRAPHED COPIES OF Sh1rley Reasoner Mlller Buchanan Act Features Ventrlloqulsm A sensatlonal acrobatlc act b mternatronally famous entertamers Gary Mlller and R D Buchanan w1l.l be presented for the Home Town Folks at the GHS gym The act w1ll lnclude ventnloqlusm CLASSIFIED SECTION QLost and Foundl Lost one set of false teeth Near Marn Street, somewhere If found, please notlfy Gerald Brant ley Enormous reward I can't eat wlthout 'em John Reed Dear Mr Reed Our deepest apology to you for pr1nt1ng that artlcle If you would be so good as to send us the truth we'll be glad to pr1nt rt Say, are you the John Reed I knew rn hrgh school at Glendale? Dale Montelecone, Edlt MODEL STARVES FILTHY RICH Modehng, accordmg to Sharon Johns, 1S an exactmg profession It takes e1ght hours of sleep each mght, a good permanent, the use of Georges Lotxon on the hands farthfully after every washmg, and nearly starvmg to death at every meal to be 1n the Ten Thousand Dollar a year class So far, she's made rt very well WHERE THE ELITE MEET for the MOST ORIGINAL OUTFITS GAY PAREE' Our two great desrgners, Allce and Darla are here to serve you II ' u .l I I ' I I . . n u f . - , ' ' ' ' eu. - - I' I I ' or ' ' . The Day Glendale was I.nvaded . : , . . I D- . . I I . Y . . . . .... -. . . n . IN . alunln ' 1 lvl

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The Evening Yearl Vol 99 Glendale Oregon May 31, 1970 Leach Rescues Wheelbarrow Johnson Claims Bride In Saves Old Maud Cat Mouse Simple Ceremony Today A courageous rescue was effected today by Hershel Leacn, Glendale volunteer fxreman Leach 1S already the holder of the frreman s gold medal award, for bravery under fue tHe went under the house to rescue a wheelbarrow from the frre too bad, though, the f1re was rn the stove Today he chmbed a ladder, broke a wlndow, and forced h.1s way through the bl1nd1ng smoke to the kltchen where he rescued an old mard, her cat he mouse 1n the cupboard, and a freshly dog, two parakeets, f1VE cananes, t baked pre from the refngerator Stevens Mosley Leave for Ubangl New York fSP6C1I-ll, Gary Ste vens, well known Journahst and sports wnter, left today for Ubangl on an expedltron W1tI'1 an old frlend J1m Mosley Mosley IS an explorer of some of the most u.n object of the exploramon by the explorer of the unexplored and the mexpenenced explorer 1S bnng back extra elephants on whrch they are experts Prmtmg Done Cheap Jeffnes Publrslung Company Sharon Jeffrres, Propnetor ' nnung done on easy terms, from szmple typewntrng to hard typewntmg, Very easy terms CASH THOMPSON RIVALS KATRINA KATRINA Chrcago Assassmated Press Ballerrna Sally Jo Thompson danced Swan Lake before an estrmated and only estnnated crowd of three thousand, not countung telev1s1on watchers Mrss Thompson s performance, accordlng to cntrcs, nvaled that of the ballenna of two centunes ago, the Russlan art1st Katnn Katrrna COMING EVENTS June June June June June June 2 3 4 5 6, l 970 Class reuruon Cow Creek Swlmmlng Hole 1970 1970 1970 1970 1970 Reunron st1ll 1n progress Reunxon st1ll gorng strong Reuruon gomg suonger We're really havmg a flmg All good thmgs must come to an end ' 1 3 9 9 I -- -- I - O . s ' ' -- - 1 . . V . . 7 , ' . . - 7 . . . r ' , explored areas in the world. The . . . and wife were entertained at a ' 5 ' , . . - - . . . to . , . , . . , 1 . . . . . .Q u ' ' T , u Q . 5 u 4 . . Q 0 , ...... , .. I . , n Q a u 5 l l ' ' - . n . n . Q 4 P I . I , . . . . . . A I t G . Kerrmt Johnson and abd uh we forgot the bndes name any way, she's Mrs Johnson now, so rt doesn't really matter were rnarned today at well, they were marned today Mrs John son earned a small bouquet of orange flowers and apple blossoms and wore a pla1n wlute ta1lored su1t The groom forgot has neck L16 Non Com Officers Honor Gen Brown Brlgadler General Layton Brown party g1ven by the non comnus s1oned offrcers as a matter of pollcy SIDCC they re Just a httle afraxd of hrm General Brown IS stat1oned on Guam at present Owens Earn Tltle Mr and Mrs Andy Owens were crowned Mr and Mrs Average Amencan today 1n Atlantlc Clty The Owens' usually lxve rn Glen dale, Oregon, wlth therr daughter Kathy

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6 ARTICLE I We, tht Struor Class of l9:o7, leave o t e ttnderstandrng ftculty our repu To I I tron for IDCIII tht most quiet and vest behaved class rn sthool the Jumors we lc we our ahrlrty to atqture money and lcep rt t me Sophomorts we leave our outstandrng good looks and athletrc abrlrty tre Freshmen we ltlvt our werl of txpcrrtn ts ant our exceptronally ood rades ARTICLE II Sharon Johns, W1l.l my flrst place rn the lu.nch lme to anyone WI o can run fast enough to get It and my abrlrty not to illrt to my srster, Sandra Gary Maller, wrll my ab1l1Ly to pass chemistry to anyone who tlunks chemas try w1ll be easy Elalne Monfrls, w1l.l n y smallness to Rose Mary Wood Darla Bone, w1ll my uctra WCIEIT to anyone who wants It and my 1b1l1ty to keep from akmg homeworl home to Merry Fox Jlfllnly Mosley, belng of tmsound nund and body don't w1ll anytlung to any body because Ineed all lgot Gary Stevens, w1l.l my ab1l.1ty to do the wrong thrng at the rrght mme to any body that 1S stuprd enough to want rt' Sally Jo Thompson, w1l.l nay love of baseball to my brother, B111 and my habrt of always bemg on trme to Beverly Cox John Reed, w1ll my werght to Sandra Johns and my good looks to Wesley Young Sharon Jeffrres, wrll my Welght to Beverly Strand Hershel Leach, w1ll my red harr to Mr Stolz Gerald Brantley, wrll my abrlrty to get a study hall every year to Harlan Strand Carole Hlgglns, W1l.l my ab1l1ty to referee basketball games to Charlotte Redfreld Fred Musta, wrll my long arms to Johnny Harms 1nd my Hit '37 Chevy to anybody who wrll take It Shrrley Reasoner, wlll my falthful old locker to Paulette Carr and my abrlrty to cram more rn lt than It naturally holds Layton Brown, w1ll my short harr to Troy Reynolds and Wes Youn and my ab1l1ty to wreck my parents car rnstead of my own to my brother, B Dale Monteleone, will my natural curly ha1r to B111 Mullarkey R D Buchanan, w1ll nothmg because I am too lazy to make out a wrll Andy Owens, w1ll my No 12's to Doug Clark Ph1l1p Dav1s, X rl my ablhty to brrng my car to school and get away wlth IL to B1ll1e Jean Johnson Alxec Blastr, w1l.l my band umform and bass drum to anyone who wants them and my htrght to Gladys Vmcent ARTICLE III Thrs last wlll and testament of the Stnror Class of 1957 15 hereby srgned and sealed on thls twentrttn dry of Fe Jruary, 1n tht ytar of our Lord, mnttttn hundred and frfty seven 1 X ' ' 2' 1 t hr ' r ' 1:1- - - S . ',' l , sl K , . ' I -' .. To ' 1 ' ' r ' ' r v . I To I H , Y , N, , ' ,, . , s I I ' B1 N 'L th aj '- L r ' C .' ' ' ' C7 0 O D ' I, . . I X . . 1 I, . . . .V K . . . - I, . i . . 1 i I, 1 X . in .Y L K . 2 . . ' t ' Q . I, . . . . . - I, Edward Strauss, will my ability to graduate Qmaybej to Alvin Miller. I, . . . . , Q . - I, ' . ' I, . . I, . . . . I, ' ' . . I, . K . . Q I, . . . , . V I, ' '. 1 r I, . . . . . I, I g . . S ' ' ' ' ob. I, Y . I . . , . I, . . ' . , . . . A41 A .' . . I . , .I . I, ' ' f ' . ' I '