Girls Vocational School - Sun Dial Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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TACKLER TACKLER TICKLERS Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence.-Monthly Broadcast. Teacher: Who can give me a sen- tence containing the word insulate ?,' Small Boy: At the breakfast table ma said to pa: 'How come you ot insulate'. -American Cooker . 8 9 What's all this?,' asked the pro- fessor. Those are Mae West problems, explained the student. Mae West? Yeah, I done ,em wrong?- Smile Awhile. Mother: Did you remember to say, 'Thank you very much for hav- ing me, I've enjoyed myself very much ? ' Tommy: 'Yes, only I cut it short and said, 'Thanks, I've been had very nicely'. 6 l Grandma: Oh, Jenny, darling, I am surprised! Aren,t you going to give your brother part of your ap- ple? Jenny: No, grannie, Eve did that and she's been criticized ever since. -St. Anthony Illessenger. --l l Mamma,,' said little Johnny, don't men ever go to heaven P Why of course, my dear. What makes you ask? Because I never see any pictures of angels with whiskers. Well, said the mother, thought- fully, some men do go to heaven, but they get there by a close shave. -The Broadcaster She's a suicide blonde . . . dyed by her own hand.-Monthly Broadcast. Husband: I wish you would use your head a little more, my dear.', Wife: Good! I will go to the mil- liner's tomorrow and use it trying on hats. -American Cookery. .. Newly Rich: And what kind of a car have you P Proud Owner: I have a spurt model-it runs a little ways and then stops. -Automotive Service. - .p Do you think I look all right in my new gown, dear? she asked. Hm! Yesf' replied her husband, but I would suggest that if possi- ble you get in a little further. No, I don't want you to marry that young fellow. But, dad, he,s crazy about me, fairly crazy ! VVell, I'll do my best to get him into some good institution. -Afmew ican Cookery. 66 Hello, called a feminine voice over the telephone, Is this the office of the Humane Society? Yes, replied the official. Well, there is a book agent sit- ting out there in a tree teasing my dog. -Smile Awhile. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas were re- turning home one moonlight night after a strenuous day's shopping. Oh John! exclaimed his wife, what a lovely moon ! Yes, he replied absent-mindedly, How much is it? --Tid-Bits. -119

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THE TRADE TACKLER TICKLERS Nature Hint Another good place for a zipper would be on string beans.-Life. She: I thought you owned an auto- mobile? He: I do, but I taught my wife to drive it, and now I'm back to the street-car. -Automfotizre Service. Really? I am sorry I married youf' sobbed the bride. You ought to be. You cheated some other girl out of a mighty fine husband. -St. Anthony Messenger. Preparedness Young Husband: Last night when I got home my wife had my chair drawn up before the fire, my slippers ready for me to put on, my pipe filled, and- Cynic: How did you like her new hat ? -Tid-Bits. I hear your husband has left you again, Mrs. Smaltzf' Yes, but he can,t help it. It's the Russian in him. How is that?,' Well, he's always Romanoff. - Monthly Broadcast. Traffic Cop Needed And here, said the physician, are some pills for your throat and some for your stomach and some for your heartf' That,s fine, Doctorf' said the old lady. But how will those pills know where to stop, once they get inside me P -St. Anthony Messenger. Policeman: How long have you been driving, miss ? Girl Motorist: f'Ever since my boy friend fell out three miles back?- Ameriean Cookery. Do you remember when we met in the revolving door? Goodness, yes! That was when we started going around together, wasn't it ?,'-Punch. Officer: 'fYou've been doing 60 miles an hour. Don't you care any- thing about the law? Lady: VVhy officer, how can I tell yet, I,ve only just met you. - American Cookery. Film Star fnewly marriedj: And is this your home?,' Bridegroom: S'It is, precious? Film Star: Say, it looks mighty familiar. Are you sure I haven't mar- ried you before P -Pun-ch. The traffic oHicer says that you got sarcastic with himf' But I didn't intend to be. He talked to me like my wife does, and I forgot myself and answered, 'Yes dear' P'-Pathfinder. iJ And He Got It f'This is a good restaurant, isn,t it P said the customer to the waiter. Yes,f' replied the waiter. If you order a fresh egg you get the fresh- est egg in the world. If you order a cup of good coffee you get the best coffee in the world, and- Yes I believe it. I ordered a small steak. -St. Anthony Messenger. 48

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