Girls Vocational School - Sun Dial Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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THE TRADE TACKLER AUTOGRAPHS 448

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THE TRADE TACKLER .i 1 MORE LAUGHS AND TICKLERS Isolated An Iowa professor says he finds five different kinds of dumbness. It seems in- credible that a prominent man like that should have met so few people.-Worcese t'cr Gazette. Life's Little Surprises Girl- Why didnit you tell me I had a dab of rouge on the tip of my nose? Escort- How should a man know how you girls want to wear your complexion? -Boston Transcript. Battling the Skeleton Pupil Qafter lesson on creationj- But teacher, daddy says we are descended from monkeys. Teacher- We canit discuss your pri- vate family aifairs in class. -En Rolig fGothenburgj. Count 'Em You want me to raise your salary, eh?', growled a Wellington boss to his em- ployee. Give me at least two good rea- sonsf' The employee gazed meekly at his em- ployer and murmured, Twins. -Wichila. Nudist Visitor A little Logan Heights girl said there was a new baby at her house. Has the baby come to stay? she was asked. I think sof' she said, he's taken all his things off. +San Diego Union. Throwing the Bull Now, girls, said the restaurant man- ager, I want you all to look your best to- day. Add a little powder to your cheeks and take a bit more care with your hair. Something special on? asked the head waitress. No, informed the manager. The beef's tough. --Epworth Herald. She'd No Mechanical Tastes Betty Qwho has been served with a wing of chickenj- Mother, can't I have an- other bit? This is nothing but hinges. - Popular Color Green quiets the nerves, an oculist ex- plains. You bet it does, especially if it's on a nice crisp piece of paper with a 10 on it.-Boston Herald. Pants Pressed? Have you ever appeared as a witness before? Yes, your honor. In what suit?,' My blue serge. -Boston Transcript. u Cash Wanted Pay your taxes with a smile, advised Mrs. Gotrocks. I should love to, said Miss Comely, but they insist on cash. Ideal Wife Mabel- Doesn't that Scottish boy ever take you to the cinema, now?,' Phyllie fbitterlyj-- No, I think he must have found a girl who can see pic- tures in the fire I -Boston Transcript. In a Conference A little boy was saying his go-to-bed prayers in a very low voice. I can't hear you, dear, his mother whispered. Wasn't talking to you, said the small one firmly.-Brown Jug. Earnest Student Tommy- Grandma, if I was invited out to dinner, should I eat pie with a fork? Grandma- Yes, indeed, Tommy. Tommy- You havenyt got a pie in the house that I could practise on, have you, Grandma? -American Boy. -L7

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