German Township High School - Laureola Yearbook (McClellandtown, PA)

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MOCK TRIAL n Woodrow Wilson Roosevelt Boyle, Plaintiff, vs. } CASK. Carrie Nation McWilliams, Defendant. State of Pennsylvania,) ’ t o- W11 County of Fayette, Before me, Jim Huhn, an Alderman in and for the city of McClel landtown, County of Fayette, State of Pennsylvania, personally ap peared Woodrow Wilson Roosevelt Boyle, who being duly sworn oi affirmed according to law, deposes and says that: Carrie Marion Me Williams did maliciously and with intent brutally assault him on the evening of February 10, 1912, in the Public Square of McClellandtown depriving him of one half ol his mustache, and causing the loss of his famous horse “Bill,” valued at $3.61, contrary to the Acts of Assembly of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, in such cases made and pro vided, and further deponent saith not. WOODROW WILSON ROOSFVKLT BOYLE. Sworn or affirmed and subscribed before me this Eleventh day of February, A. T). 1912. JIM Ht'HN, Alderman. Judge, Jacobus Principalonius Sheets; Clerk, Armour Loudvoice Haines; Sheriff, Pavy Strongman Cree; Tipstaves, Chester Saylittle Wilson and Jacob Saytoomueh Newcomer. Court Interpreter, Charles Whistleit Babiarz. Court Stenographer, Walter Splashink Fairman. For Plaintiff, Attorney Wallace Lawspouter Robinson. For Defense, Attorney Dawson Windbag Miller. WITNESSES: For Plaintiff—Woodrow Wilson Roosevelt Boyle, William Jennings Bryan Cunningham, Henrietta Crossman Riffle, Grace George Hunt, Mayor Blankenburg Huhn, Patrick Sullivan Gadd, Patricia Killarney Ross. For Defendant—Carrie Nation McWilliams, Mrs. Eugene V. Delibs Moser, Lydia Pinkham Butler, Ludwig Von Douster Swivel . Moser, Cleopatra Peruna Malone, Cassandra Buz-Fuz Dove, Happv Hooligan Mike Girod.

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