Georges Township High School - Georgian Yearbook (Uniontown, PA)

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Mrs. Montgomery-They tell me your son belongs to the basketball team. Mrs. Conn-Yes, indeed. Mrs. Montgomery-Do you know what he plays ? Mrs. Conn-Ain't sureg I think he is one of the draw backs. 1.01. Mr. Haines-Name the seasons. Willie Panzera-Pepper, salt, vinegar, and mustard. . ...-.0--. Mother-Now Willie. if you put this wedding cake under your pillow, what you dream will come true. 3. .. l L 5. .JV pl , I Willie-Why can't I eat the cakeaand put the pillow over my stomach ? -0-- - , . f 1 I. Mr. Haines-If Smithfield took a Fairchance would York Run ? Mr. Black-No, Hopwoodftw A VT' ' I' jp ' I Freshman-Why is it that the clocks in G..T. H. S. stop every day ? Senior-To give the Janitor time to clean its face and hands. ...ioli W I R Horace-What do you suppose was my grade on my bi-monthly Virgil 4 test ? ' Wayne-Oh, about half. Horace-Half of what ? W ayne-Why, half of what you say. loii. Daniel-Say. Maud, I want to ask you something. Maud-What is it ? Daniel-If a lad has a step father, is the boy a step ladder ? ..-.0-.1 Freshman-I wish I were bright like you. Senior-Use old Dutch Cleanser. --..O.iT Mr. Black-Boys, put your funny things away for a while and pay attention to class. . g Charles-Sorry, but I cannot put my face in my pocket. .....0..... Harry-Sweetheart. I know that you love me. Martha-What gives you that impression ? Harry-I love you, and therefore I am a lover. All the world loves a lover and since you are all the world to me, well-you love me. .....0....... Retha-I can't stand kissing. Donald-I'll admit it is a bit tryingg shall we find a seat ? 82

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LAI GHS --- :-ooo- :--- Laugh and the World laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone. -.....0-.- X What is a skeleton ? asked Mr. Haines in Biology class one day. Carl Harring answered, A skeleton is a man who has his insides outside and his outsides off. .-..0-... Min is like a kerosene lamp, He isn't especially bright, He's often turned down, usually smokes, And frequently goes out at night. ...-0... He-O, L, N, U R O K. She-O,IB,BI? NU,URAJ. He-O,BEZ,LN,DR. She-LG,URNG,C? .l.T0.l.- Edna- Does your mother tell your father to spank you when you are mischievous ? Charles- Nope. Mother's an independent operator. ....-011 Dan- How did you come to fall in ? Charles- I didn't come to fall in, I came to fish. ...l0 . A Small Boy's Essay on Parents. Parents are things which boys have to look after them. Most girls also have parents. Parents consist of Pas and Mas. Pas talk a good deal about what they are going to do, but mostly its the Mas that make you mind. -..0 A little boy on a visit to a farm saw the farmer's Wife plucking a chicken and asked : Do you take off, their clothes every night ? -..TO . Marie. I wish you would be a better little girl, said Mrs. Pratt. You have no idea how sorry I am that your teacher is compelled to scold you. Don't Worry, Mama, was the reply, I am not one of those sensitive children. Half the time I don't hear what she says. li..0.,..T S. S. Teacher-Horace, do you obey your mother ? Horace-I guess I do-so does Pa. 81

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Harley, said his father, who is the laziest boy in school ? I dunno. Why, surely you do. Who is it that, when the rest are studying sits and gazes idly about the room ? The Teacher. ...1T0.i.T Mrs. Wilson- Wade, how is it you stood so much lower in your studies in January than you did in December ? Wade- I don't- know, mother, unless it is because everything is marked down after the holidays. 1.1.071- What is the secret of success ? asked the Spinx. Push, said the button. , Take pains, said the window. Never be led, said the pencil. Always keep cool, said the ice. Be up to date, said the calendar. Never lose your head. said the barrel. Make light of everything, said the fire. Do a driving business, said the hammer. Aspire to greater things, said the nutmeg. Be sharp in all your dealings, said the knife. 'Find a good thing, and stick to it, said the Glue. Do the work you are suited for, said the chimney. 1....-O..i- Clarence Carr, reading from a tombstone the inscription : Here lies an honest man and a lawyer. ' Clarence at once exclaimed : Two men in wan grave, be jabbersf' 1.--0 Tubby- What is the difference between a apple and a young lady ? Herb- One you squeeze to get cider, and the other you get side 'er to squeeze. uiio.-...- Wayne- Which is the happiest of vowels ? Willie- I dunno. ' Wayne- I for 'tis in the middle of bliss, while e is in hell, and all the rest are in purgatoryf' .....lO,.- Goldie- Mildred, why didn't Eve have the measles '? Mildred D.- She'd Adam. ...1.0..i Dorothy-A cabbage, a stovepipe, a tomato and a hydrant had a race. Barbara-How did it come out ? Dorothy-The cabbage came out ahead, the stovepipe was second by a length, the tomato will catch up, and the hydrant will keep running, ..,.0,... Vina- Jennie, which would you rather be-dumber than you look or dumber than you are ? Jennie- Pd rather be dumber than I look. Vina- Impossible, 83