Georges Township High School - Georgian Yearbook (Uniontown, PA)

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LAI GHS --- :-ooo- :--- Laugh and the World laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone. -.....0-.- X What is a skeleton ? asked Mr. Haines in Biology class one day. Carl Harring answered, A skeleton is a man who has his insides outside and his outsides off. .-..0-... Min is like a kerosene lamp, He isn't especially bright, He's often turned down, usually smokes, And frequently goes out at night. ...-0... He-O, L, N, U R O K. She-O,IB,BI? NU,URAJ. He-O,BEZ,LN,DR. She-LG,URNG,C? .l.T0.l.- Edna- Does your mother tell your father to spank you when you are mischievous ? Charles- Nope. Mother's an independent operator. ....-011 Dan- How did you come to fall in ? Charles- I didn't come to fall in, I came to fish. ...l0 . A Small Boy's Essay on Parents. Parents are things which boys have to look after them. Most girls also have parents. Parents consist of Pas and Mas. Pas talk a good deal about what they are going to do, but mostly its the Mas that make you mind. -..0 A little boy on a visit to a farm saw the farmer's Wife plucking a chicken and asked : Do you take off, their clothes every night ? -..TO . Marie. I wish you would be a better little girl, said Mrs. Pratt. You have no idea how sorry I am that your teacher is compelled to scold you. Don't Worry, Mama, was the reply, I am not one of those sensitive children. Half the time I don't hear what she says. li..0.,..T S. S. Teacher-Horace, do you obey your mother ? Horace-I guess I do-so does Pa. 81

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Can You lma2ine--- Harley Teets in a hurry ? S A member of the Junior Class going to class without their English prepared ? - Horace without a case on some girl ? Charles Sibert waiting to eat his lunch at noon hour on Basketball day ? Mildred Doolittle bringing no lunch to school in order to reduce 'Z Retha Smith and Mildred Blosser on the outs ? Carolyn Britt angry ? Dorothy Gans with a real, honest-to-goodness case on any one but Frank ? Mr. Little going home without some of us because we were a little slow ? The Juniors and Seniors coming to terms and agreeing upon a party 'Z Mary Hugh not wearing a sanctimonious look ? The Senior girls not guilty of some joke 'Z Vina Montgomery not trying to steal some one's picture ? Virginia Ruble not trying to Vamp some of the boys ? Anyone disliking Mr. Brownfield ? V Edith Brownfield and Anna Sopkovic missing a day going into the sewing room to Primp ? Ruth Blosser Flirting with the boys ? Roy Williams behaving ? Anna Belle Melencck with her hair bobbed ? George Williams with his mouth shut ? Eleanor Greenleaf not sitting on Mr. BrownHeld's desk morning, noon, and nightl' ? The Literary Societies coming back to life ? Mary Hagan causing any kind of disturbance ? , Mildred Curry going to South Union to school ? Grace Wilson unpleasant to anyone ? Mabel Boger not taking ninety words a minute dictation in short- hand ? A -A Martha Dailey going, to class Without her Shorthand done ? Mr. Black out offhumor with the Sophomore History class ? A Smithfiolcl defeating G. T. H. S. in basketball ? T Barbara Kasonovic coming to school without all of her lessons pree pared ? p ' 80

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Mrs. Montgomery-They tell me your son belongs to the basketball team. Mrs. Conn-Yes, indeed. Mrs. Montgomery-Do you know what he plays ? Mrs. Conn-Ain't sureg I think he is one of the draw backs. 1.01. Mr. Haines-Name the seasons. Willie Panzera-Pepper, salt, vinegar, and mustard. . ...-.0--. Mother-Now Willie. if you put this wedding cake under your pillow, what you dream will come true. 3. .. l L 5. .JV pl , I Willie-Why can't I eat the cakeaand put the pillow over my stomach ? -0-- - , . f 1 I. Mr. Haines-If Smithfield took a Fairchance would York Run ? Mr. Black-No, Hopwoodftw A VT' ' I' jp ' I Freshman-Why is it that the clocks in G..T. H. S. stop every day ? Senior-To give the Janitor time to clean its face and hands. ...ioli W I R Horace-What do you suppose was my grade on my bi-monthly Virgil 4 test ? ' Wayne-Oh, about half. Horace-Half of what ? W ayne-Why, half of what you say. loii. Daniel-Say. Maud, I want to ask you something. Maud-What is it ? Daniel-If a lad has a step father, is the boy a step ladder ? ..-.0-.1 Freshman-I wish I were bright like you. Senior-Use old Dutch Cleanser. --..O.iT Mr. Black-Boys, put your funny things away for a while and pay attention to class. . g Charles-Sorry, but I cannot put my face in my pocket. .....0..... Harry-Sweetheart. I know that you love me. Martha-What gives you that impression ? Harry-I love you, and therefore I am a lover. All the world loves a lover and since you are all the world to me, well-you love me. .....0....... Retha-I can't stand kissing. Donald-I'll admit it is a bit tryingg shall we find a seat ? 82