Garfield Junior High School - Review Yearbook (Fond Du Lac, WI)
- Class of 1925
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The REv1Ew 1925
Principal R. B. Vlfoodworth Principal S. P. Unzicker
To Our Principals
MR. R. B. WOODWORTH
MR. S. P. UNZICKER '
We, the Junior High Schools,
take pleasure in dedicating this
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The Junior High School offers opportuni-
ties intended to inspire worth while ambitions
in the minds of its pupils. It aims to develop
responsibility and faithful performance of duty.
It hopes to' obtain willing obedience and respect
for just authority. It str-ives to stimulate a
desire to grow into self-respecting and self-
The trained mind, the skillful hand, the
sound body, and the worthy purpose, these are
the ideals of your junior High School.
L. P. GOODRICH.
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Garfield Class Prophecy
One drowsy afternoon I lay down for a few minutes rest only to be
awakened by a loud clapping of hands. As I opened my eyes I gazed at an
exciting picture with Charles Jenz, leading man, Tom IVillis, villian, and
Julia Walsli, the heroine. Others in the cast were: Frances VValgenbacb,
Gladys IVright, Tom Wilson, Ely Thew and Dorothy VVatke. The play,
Romeo and Juliet followed, with Jessie Thorp as Juliet and Harold Gutreuter
as Romeo. A beautiful dancer appeared, it was Muriel Severin. After she
left the stage, a troupe of chorus girls came on. I recognized Emma Helser,
Irene Henkel, Mary Julius, Leona Wallner, Beatrice Warner, Frances lVatson
and Charlotte Berry, with Bergliot Humlecker as leading' lady.
After I left the theater, I went into the Kastorff restaurant. Sitting down.
I called out for service and in came the chief cook, potato masher in hand, to
demand the reason for all the noise. I was unable to answer Helen Locks.
VVhile I was eating I fell to wondering about my old friends. On leaving,
who should I bump into but that very dignified gentleman, Mr. Daniel Lynch.
In our conversation he mentioned that he was a professor of Photo-Spectro-
Heliographology -and that Claude Neubecker was teaching Latin to the deaf
and dumb, Eugene Kienow had invented a self-quieting device and Mildred
Hotzfield was a telephone operator, Dorothy Holtz was manager of the Niles
Sporting Goods Company, Elmer Immel was a Baptist Minister and that Fred
Ingram lead the High School Orchestra. I left Dan at the lVIarshall-lVIurray
Freckle Cream Factory of which Margaret Gordon was Presidente Upon
looking in the window of the I-Ieister Super Iodine Radio Company I saw Grace
Hebert. I went in and had a long talk with her. She said that Harry Jacobsen
was financier for the company which she managed, Nyla Kraft was successor
to her uncle in the manufacture of limburger cheese, John Trelevan was
manufacturing the Greeceless YVonder for hair, Jeanette Jenkyns is America's
skating representative at the Olympic Games, and that Gordon O'Brien is
In the Davis news I noticed that Harriet Kraemer was writing advice.
The paper was edited by Harold Prinslow, with lVIona Ristow assistant,
Rudolph Justl, funeral section and Nenita Riviers telephone operator in the
editor's office. A large ad for the Busse Rouge and Powder Factory caught
my eye, for which Paul Bicberitz is secretary. I
That day the George circus came to town, with Peggy IrVist, dog trainer,
Mildred Ericksen, fat woman, Harold Hoyt, living skeleton, Ellaiand Selma
Krueger, Siamese Twins, George Calvy, bull slinger, and lVIarion Giddings
and Jerry Dougherty bare back riders.
In the evening I went to call on Elaine Boudry who was a matron at the
Arthur Immel Feeble Minded Institution. There Eleanor Dieman was chil-
dren's doctor. From Elaine and Eleanor I learned that all the boys and girls
of our ninth grade class had become successful men and women in 'their chosen
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Class Prophecy of 1925
Curious to know about the future of his class. Clifford Broderick recently allowed
himself to be put under the influence of a newly discovered gas, Spiriotic, which gives
one prophetic powers. This is what he learned!
Neil Vinton will use his detective genius in apprehending violators against the
Anderson-DeRusha anti-gum chewing law.
George Feiereisen will be a clown in the Pilon-Zacksman and Lohmiller Circus.
Ella Zarbock was seen directing an Orchestra at a lVhite House Ball in honor of
the newly-appointed Attorney-General, Charles Zynda.
Betty Cone's thirteenth novel will be listed among the best sellers.
Radio fans will place Olive Burg and Helen VVelling among their favorite
Tessie Vandermolen will prepare banquets for the future Roosevelt Football
Teams of which Robert VVitty will be Coach.
Sylvester Stepnoski will build bungalows on the South Sea Islands for which
the Yockey-Dougherty Real Estate Company will be agents.
V Ludger Hau will be chaplain in a state penitentiary of which Raymond Humbert
will be warden and Claude Musolf Athletic and Physical training director. WVe
refrain from mentioning names of certain inmates.
Eunice O'Brien will be head of the Dietetic Department in the Grassy-Freund
School of Physical Education. '
lVIarshall XVilson will be very popular as a'lecturer on "How to Become Presi-
dent of Various Organizations." i
Dorothy Justen's and lliary Dana's faces will smile at us from the movie screen.
Catherine Dodd will be a charming preceptress of a girls' school in Honolulu.
Harold Fohl will be a janitor and' general handyman of this school.
Sidney Schmitz will edit the Humor Department of a Magazine for which Isabel
Little will draw the cartoons.
Donna Finger's and Elizabeth Breunig's Rflonkey and Parrot Show will delight
the children of their class-mates.
Alice Boudry and Clarice Floyd will teach English to French children in Paris.
Francis Fischer and Charles Platz will be employed as models in a gentleman's
style shop, demonstrating styles for tall and short men.
Catherine Megellas will spend a few years in,Greece teaching English to Greeks
who wish to come to America.
Marcella Mann, Mildred Warnke, lVIildred Lehner, Ruth Smith, and Irene Fritz
will be among the successful teachers in various parts of the world.
Harvey Gibson will arrange an aeroplane line across the continent. Among
the aviators whom he will employ will be Lester Loehr, Clarence Smith. Ezra
Hinman, and David Suprenand.
Shirley Alcott and Frances lN'IcCormick will frequently be seen on Fifth Avenue,
demonstrating models for exclusive shops.
Walden Sweet will manage a chain of "Sweet Shopsl' in the National Parks.
Hazen ll'IcEssy, George Davis, Paul Hammang, and Sidney Burmaster will make
many trpis to Africa to capture wild animals for circuses and zoos.
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Garfield Class Will
YVe the first class to go through the three years of Garheld Junior High School
of the City of Fond du Lac, in the County of Fond du Lac, in the State of Wis-
consin, being of sound mind and memory and mindful of the uncertainty of human
life, do hereby make, publish and declare this as and for our last will and testament,
hereby revoking all former wills and devices by us made.
To Mr. Unzicker and the teachers we will all the wonderful information given
them in exams and tests.
To Leslie Guell we will Rollie Culver's charming ways. To Ralph Kruck, jack
Nile's football ability. To Bernadine Lehman, Gordon O'Brien willingly wills his
Irish wit. Knowing that Tom Dollhausen will make good use of it, John Kraemer
wills him his .place on the Honor Roll. To Evelyn Mtillen we will Doris C1iese's
studious ways. To Jerry Keyes, Arlyn Braxmier's good attention in class. To
Flora Reinhold, Joseph Goodmans talkative manner. To some poor soul who
needs them. Margaret McClellan's good Latin marks. To Fremont Breitengross,
George Calvy's instinct to get his lessons. To Adeline Behlen, Nyla Kraft's giggle.
To someone who needs it, Elwood Kastorff's big tie. Signed and sealed on this
eighteenth day of February of our Lord nineteen hundred and twenty-five A. D.
ln the presence of that willing body of workers, "The Staff."
Roosevelt Grade Will
We the ninth grade class of l925, being of sane and sound mind do declare this
to be our last will and testament and do hereby make the following bequests:
To the Faculty, our pardons for all the penalties and punishments they have ever
imposed on us and also our gratitude for their patience and kindness toward us.
To the Class of 1926, the offices in the various organizations which Marshall
VVilson and a few others of us have so ably filled.
To him who is most in need of it, Neil Vinton's extensive vocabulary.
To those who earn them, Sylvester Stepnoski's, Donna Finger's, and Helen
VVelling's places on the honor roll. '
To anyone who can fill it, the altitude occupied by Francis Fischer.
To all underweights, Eunice O'Brien's and Charles Freund's surplus avoirdupois
to be divided equally.
the Dramatic Club, Ethel Leonard's make-up outfit.
To some harum-scarum, Marcella lVIann's dignity.
To some timid child, Shirley Alcott's ability to ask questions.
To next year's French class the scorn of Miss Lyon's blue eyes when we do not
get our lessons.
To some tongue-tied pupil, Theodore Lorenz's ability to talk.
To the Sewing Department for demonstrating purposes, Ruth Stehle's
To the meekest pupil, Sidney Burmeister's boisterous ways. '
To the most serious pupil, Mary Gruenheck's giggle.
To the most frivolous, Leona Weier's soberness.
To the laziest pupil, Raymond Humbert's energy.
Signed on this, the 13th day of April 1925.
THE CLASS or 1925.
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Slumlina: P. Maurice. J. Augustin. F. jones. R. Kicrig. N1. Zacksman. IX-1. Pceke. A. Davis, H. Niaurice. D. DcNcll. R. Kline.
Svcond Row: H. Gardner, G. Cook. A. Dupies. H. Welling. Miss Finnegan. R. Werner. F. Kunick.
Front Row: H. Prmch, E. Raymer, A. Metz. L. Propson.
'Il-p Row: E. G. Schultz, If. joncx, E. LcrouX.'M. Vandcrblocmcn, Ray. Aigner. A. Nclson. A. Hcbbe, A. Davis, j. Triggs.
Second Row: R. Grassy. R. liicrigz. F. Freund, A. Meyer. P. Hammang C. Zocllner, C. Gcbharr. P. Maurice. L. Dillc.
'lihini Row: R. Banncrman, F. Srcwarr, C. Broderick. F. Dictrich. A. ammingcr, Mac Pcckc, T. Downs, Wm. Hendricks.
Bottom Ron-: J. :xUEZUSliI1, R. Halfman, A. Dupics. R. Lohmillcr, C. Zynda .R. Klinc.
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'lbp Rout' ILFSIIOS, I. Nlcycrs, IX-1. Kobw, D. Shrucdcr, A Stulfur. If. Amlnclang, I.. W'l1ulcn, E, Nlullcn, lvl. Bolnml, NI. Vanzlcrvnrt
. an -rvurr.
Svcund Raw: lvl. Rctrh. D. Becker, NI. Herrick, E. Kubs. R Nimmcr, E. Cucll, l. Beichman, D. Gohllcc, D. Ambelanf.z. J. Rauls,
B. W'cinshcin. R. Vnlkoskc. B. Humlccker, P. Bcijry.
'l'I1i'rd Row.'GPbIXf1cCarLhy,xI?,all"algenIvag:!h,IIi.Illilawittcr, G. I rclcvcn, D. Meraclc. D. Krueger. G, Blnkclyxl l. Lcc, M. Offunnur,
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Bottom Row. M. Smiih. B. Caird, NI. Arnold, R Belden, V. Gucll. H. Shrnm, Nliss lfilniunjw. M. Lewis, M. Brmlda, bl. Kelley.
I. Kelley, lvl. Burke, lvl. Edwards, S. Vifamc
'Ibfw Ron" lf. Nculwcckcr. G lvlucllcr, I". Ingram, Mr. Edick. R. Zickcrr, l:. Vamlcrvori, C. jcnz.
Middle Row: I... I Iarmcr, C. Jordon. T, Wilson. H. Kacding. j. Ivlurach. Ia. Kicriow.
ljplfum Row. Ii. Mullen. L. Maze, I-. Schlcgcr. C. Seeley, D. Rngat:. P. Biclncritz. A. Hartman, N. Schmidt.
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Tap Raw: Ella Zarbock. Marion Buckley. Gladys Dellusha, Frances lX-liller, Gladys Blakely, Lorraine Vandervort,
Second RowEl3oro6hyDankert,Rose Anna Valkoske, Ethel Estabrooks,Ha:el Richter. Alice RoLtman.Norma Draeger.Bessie Goebel
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Front Row: Dorothy Smithers. Dorothy DeNell, Vivian Rottman. Mr. Schmitz. Ethel Hamburg. Josephine Simon. Esther Stocking.
liiembers not on picture: Esther Ericksen, Jessie Vlfeeks, Thelma Vandervort, Mirnabell Luethy. Lillian Bertram, Blossom Marco.
Ieimy Clglesley. Shirley Alcott. Adeline Kussow. Della Miller. lva Turski. Lorraine XVachter. Marjorie Brunet, Chloe
Band Work in the junior High Schools
There are three distinguished bands in the Roosevelt Junior High Schoolg the
Beginner's Band, the First Band, and the Girl's Band.
The Beginner's Band consists of thirty players. It holds its practices on Mondays
after school. Mr. Schmitz is the leader and instructor. At the beginning of each
semester, a new beginners' band is started. In the first semester, the band had about
twenty members. lidost of these pupils were promoted to a higher band. Those who
did not show so much progress stayed with the beginners.
The First Band consists of both boys and girls of Roosevelt. There are about
thirty-five members. This organization practices every VVednesday. hir. Schmitz is
the leader and Mr. E. G. Schultz, a member of the faculty, is his capable assistant.
The Girls' Band of Fond du Lac, consists of girls from both Garheld and Roose-
velt schools, and also a few Senior High School girls. Their practices are held in
the Y. NI. C. A. on Saturday mornings. There are thirty-hve players in this band.
lVIr. Schmitz is the instructor and Miss Stocking is the faculty leader.
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Garfield has great pride in her organizations. llfliss Schaar's Camera Club worked
so hard on Review Snaps that they can't even laugh at bliss XVeier's Crazy Cross-
Our nine A boys were as determined as lVIiss Q'Keefe to join folk dancing, crochet-
ing, or embroidery, but llflr. Kiesler, bliss llfloe and lvlisses Liner and Lawless pro-
tested that such innocent children should be kept from harmful pastimes.
lt is dreadful how lVIr. Greene's debators argue over why growing oranges at
the North Pole is unlawful.
As l was entering llfliss l3oyle's room a gesturing dramatist swung around and
gave me a black eye. Speaking of black eyes, l received one when entering Nlr.
IQdick's room, a slide trombone went too far. and you can guess the result.
lldy opinion is that athletics and Glee Club should be together, as one exercises
vocal cords. and the other. muscles.
Nluch pride is displayed in R-'Iiss Van l-lecke's Radio Builders, they can always
Nliss Hirth's Classical Club is performing medical operations. They are picking
at Caesar boni legis fbony legsj to pieces.
To conclude we will say, "lf any newly weds need home furnishings, call on
Nliss Nlagaurnls or llfliss Breyer's Art Club.
Organizations of Roosevelt
Activities of Roosevelt have played an important part in the school life this year.
Great enthusiasm has been shown and the attendance has been extraordinarily good
at the meetings of the various clubs. Many oi the clubs have had parties and enter-
tainments which have added much to the general enthusiasm.
Among the organizations are: The Campfire Girls led by the Misses Ericksen,
and Hraatz. Dramatic club sponsored by lVIisses Stocking and Goodrich. Glee
Club led by bliss Finnegan. Hiking Club with Nlisses Breier, Miiiton, and Salinger
as leaders. Mfr. Hanlon has charge of Boys' Hiking Club. Radio Club led by hir.
Hoff and lVIiss Eiting. Science Club with Nlr. Scbultzg the Latin Club in charge
of Miss YVhaelon. Orchestra is led by bliss Finnegan. The Teddy Stat? directed by
lVIisses Breier, Katen, and Reilly. Volley Ball was coached by hiisses Reilly and
Faustgen. The Tennis Club is led by the lliisses Voelker and Larson, and the
Debating Club which was coached by Nlr. Hanlon.
The Roosevelt-Garheld Award System
Both Roosevelt and Garheld have adopted a system known as X. -
the "Award System". Awards of bronze, silver and gold are given li WJ
to students who do special work along lines laid out by the faculty C
and the student council.
Awards may be obtained by those who excell in scholarship, 5
music, forensics, and athletics or by those who distinguish them- ,' ' Y
selves in some other noteworthy manner. To receive an award one '
must not only distinguish himself in one of the above but must Q 'A
measure up to certain defined standards of character, scholarship, ifnc Q
and citizenship. He must also participate in at least two of the , -L-'iffy-E.,
school's outside activities.
The system, though just put in operation, bids fair to be a great success.
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Top Row: Tom Wilson, Ralph Kruck. Neal Farmer. Norman Pommerieh. Eli Thexv. William Harmer, Mr. Hall CCoachJ
Second Row: Harvey Kennedy. Maurice Murray. Herbert Benz. Harry Jacobsen. Jack Niles, Kermet Pommcriclf.
Bottom Row: George Calvy. Clyde Kennedy, Harold Hoyt. William Foley.
Garjield Football Season
Roosevelt won the first of a three game series by defeating Garfield 13-6. Gar-
field led three quarters by a touchdown made by Niles, who intercepted a pass. ln
the fourth quarter the heavier line of Roosevelt scored twice.
Roosevelt won the second game. lt was fairly even until the last quarter when
Garfield, who tried to pass its way to a tie, was halted by intercepted passes which
resulted in two touchdowns for Roosevelt.
The lineups were:
NI. Pommerich .......... ....... R . E ....... ....... IV Iusolf
K. Pommerich ,..... ....... R . T ...... ........ A llan
Benz ............... ....... R . G ...... ........ R yan
Kruck .... .... C . .... ....... I ngalls
Hoyt .... ....... L . G ...... ........ D uavette
Foley .... ....... L . T ...... ....... S mith
Hanson ....... L. E ....... ....... O ttery
Calvy .... ....... R . B ....... ....... F olll
Niles ....... ....... R . H ...... ........ E lert
VVilson ................ ....... L . H ......... ..... ..... ........ B u r master
Farmer .......................................... F. B ....................................... Y Vilson
Garfield played Wauwxfautosa at Reuping field on October 25. The game was
contested throughout by Garfield, but the much heavier players of Wauwautosa, who
weighed 15 lbs. heavier to the man, fought their way down for several scores. The
VVauwautosa team won the tilt by the score of 26 to 0. Practically the same lineup
that was used in the Roosevelt games was used.
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'Ibp Row: Witte Cffoachl, Francis Rvari. Clarence Ehlcrt, Ashley Duquetle, lxflarlow Allan, William Scl1wart:. Alex Alvig.
Second Raw: Loren Smith. Clarence Smith, Gordon Ingalls, Harold Fohl. Marshall Wilson. Sidney Burmastcr. Claude Musolf
Bullum Raw: joe Pilon, Henry Ottery. Archibald Daugherty.
The football season this year was a crowning success for Roosevelt
team. The boys found it unnecessary to play three games with Garfield hav-
ing defeated them in the first two contests by comfortable margins.
Roosevelt played one outside team, which was the Kosciuszko team from
Nlilwaukee. This game went to Roosevelt also.
The undefeated team which secured the honor of city champs for Roose-
velt was made up of Musolf, Allan, Ryan, Ingalls, Duquette, Abig,
Schwartz, Fohl fCapt.l, Ehlert, Burmaster, and Wilson. llfluch credit for
the team's success is due to coach VVitte
The final results were as follows:
Roorievelt .... .... 1 3 Garfield ..... ...... 6
Roosevelt ..... ..... 1 8 Garfield ..... ...... 0
Roosevelt ..... ..... l 3 Koscuiszko
'Rip Rm:-: C. Kennedy. XV Foley. R. Kruek. 0. Prehn. Mr. Hall, N. Pommerich. J. Niles. J. Dougherty.
Bollom Row: H. Kennedy, G. Calvjr, H. Martin. H. Bentz, M. Nianey. A. Immel.
Garfield Basketball Season
Roosevelt won the first game of the series 22-17. The game was fairly even.
The next night Garfield evened up the series by winning 19-10. Roosevelt could
not stop the onrush of the southsiders.
The third and deciding game was won hy Garfield 19-15. Roosevelt led at half
time 1-l-7. Garfield staged a come-hack and won the game. The largest crowd that
ever packed the Vocational School gym, witnessed the affair.
The lineup was:
IYIANEY .......................... ....... R . F ........
I Mmm. .... .................. ....... L . F ....... .
'PREHN ..... ....... C . ....... .
NILES ...... ....... R . G ........
KRUCK ..... ....... L . G ........
KENNEDY ...... .... ............................
C. ...................................... .
Garfield defeated the alumni 35-25 in an overtime game at Bragg School.
Garfield's record is as follows:
Garfield ..... ......
Garfield ..... ...... 1 9
Garfield ........... ......... ...... 1 9
Total: Garfield ............ 10-1-
Garfield also won the Reporter cup again hy winning the Junior High Tourna-
ment at the Y. lvl. C. A.
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Tap Row' Mr. Witte, Kleinkc, Kirchoff, Hau. Auchue. Strike, Foshay, Mr. Hoff.
Ballon: Row: Aigner, Burmastcr. Corcoran, Fohl, Wilson. Musolf. Duquettc.
Roosevelt's basketball season started in the Brag
and teams were appointed. After this color league X
squad was organized. The first squad was represent
Kirchoff, Aigner, Corcoran, and lVIusolf. The sec
Duquette, and Kleinke.
In the Little Five Tournament Roosevelt was re
Series of games with Garfield proved to he the
deciding game by a small score.
There was also a series of games held at the '
securing the loving cup, and the honor of being city champs.
The results of the season are:
g School gym. Eight captains
vas complete, a first and second
ed by YVilson, Fohl, Burmaster,
ond by Foshay, Auchue, Strike,
presented and won fourth place.
most exciting of the seasong the
'Y." Garfield led in this also,
......45 Faculty ......38
......27 Faculty ......37
......24- Faculty ..,...l9
......ll Vocationals ......-I-0
.....16 Seniors fovertimej .. ,.....1-l
......IS Sophomores ......40
......24 Garfield ......l7
......l7 Garfield ... ......l9
.,...25 Garfield ......29
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Mr. YVoudworth doth always wear n smile
Until we're late or throw paper in the
The other teachers look so mild and meek
But when they talk, we know whereof they
In English work, none can excel
The pupils our teachers train so well.
Misses Goodrich, Eiting, Reilly, Faustgen,
Lyons, and Stocking,
All work until you'd think it shocking.
To anything that's Algebra or Math
Our teachers lead us up the path.
Katen, Voelker, Breier, Manion, and Hoff
do form the staff
VVho mathematically can make us laugh.
In Science Mr. Schultz cannot be beat
XVith Blaska, VVitte and Ericksen working
in a heat.
And what is school without a history class
VVhere Sahish, Larson, Oleson, and Lewis
help us pass. p
To lead the singing in assembly time
That work to Miss Finnegan we assign.
VVhen it's Latin that you wish
Then to Miss VVhaelon pass your dish.
Our girls are taugh to sew and steep
For this Misses Minton, Braatz, and john-
stone we wish to keep-
Then for the Commercial side and the work
, of Art,
Misses Hand, Mussen, and Werner have
We can make furniture hetter and finer
And this is all taught by Wakeman, Rose,
Atwell, and Liner.
Now what do you think of our school so
Everything taught and we waste no time.
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We Talk Too Much
hlost everybody talks too muchg l'm certain this is so.
I think about it more and more the older that l grow.
I talk a deal too much myself, and this is how I know.
There's quite a lot of ignorance that silence would disguise,
How very little people know you never would surmise,
If they didn't talk so much they'd be considered wise.
There's little one can talk about from which no harm can come.
There's much of hidden danger lies in conhdante, or chum.
And secrets told are far less safe than if the lips were dumb.
How often one, in argument, by fiery impulse led,
Will many more antagonize, and bitter discord spread!
I guess the most we talk about were better left unsaid.
And so I think a man may fill a high and honored place,
And carry many grievous sins with dignity and grace,
If he can wear a pleasant smile and a calm and silent face.
There's many men in prison cells and liable to stay
VVho might be floating at the top, distinguished, blithe and gay
They answered pcople's questions, and gave themselves away.
We all know men well qualified a prison cell to fill,
VVho never got behind the bars, and maybe never willy
And all the reason for it is-the gentlemen kept still.
What lWouZd Happen If--
On Friday the teacher would say that there would be school tomorrow?
The girls weren't painted up like clowns?
Gerald Cross wasn't talking?
hliss Frost didn't say, "Tomorrow's assignment will be .
Fisher's blue corduroys weren't torn? '
Harry Jacobson wasn't faculty advisor?
Lester Rauls wore short pants?
Edward Mullen was cross?
George Calvy wasn't a debator?
Kermit Pommerickis pants were pressed?
Harold Oelke wasn't shy and bashful?
Jack Niles wasn't called "Nina"?
Ralph Kruck's hair was black?
Rudolph -Iustl wasn't so good in lVIath?
Claude Neubecker wasn't a radio fan?
lblurvin NIaney didn't play basketball?
Tom VVilson wasn't called "Lizzy"?
Charles Shipman didn't carry books in his gas-mask bag?
Traver Hutchins wasn't a cartoonist?
Jim Thresher came to school on time?
John Trevelen's hair was combed?
Ely Thew wasn't a ladies' man?
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The city is strewn with garbage. YVhat's the matter? lt's Hallowe'en.
The turkey is getting his revenge, we can tell by the way our
Oh Boy! lt's Christmas! X
A few cards with the words "VVon't you be my Valentine ?" were
lllarch 4: lt would have been a good day for a fire drill, the smoke would have
made it seem like the real thing.
Beware of candy given away so generously, it is April Fool's Day!
Have we got our Easter bonnets? Letys go!
lyiarch 26: Spring begins. Ain't Nature grand?
April 1 :
lylay Oh, how we do love picnics!
Now for the vacation! Ain't it a grand and glorious feelin'??
just Another Faculty
The King of Freburg was having a ball,
Many royal guests did Line ffl the Hall,
Behind the Hirth burned the fire,
lVIiss VanHecke sat on a red hot lVeier.
The night was dreary and full of Frost,
Outside was a man, he was lost,
A very Lawless man was he,
Under his cape, he wore a Green vestee.
He reached in through the window,
And grabbed Bliss Boyle,
But discovered he must not linger,
For lllir. Hlinak had him foiled.
He had tried to Geiger Cgag herj,
But when he ran away,
His cape did catch a Breyer.
For they hadn't llfloetdl that day.
lfVhen Hlinak there did Nleter Qmet herb
He Hatteringly did greet her,
For there was Bliss Magaurn,
Sitting on a bench all forlorn.
Among the guests sat a maiden fair,
VVith pretty teeth and chestnut hair,
lVIiss Kennedy sat alone, all alone there,
For her beauty she wished not to Schaar Csharel
There sat Miss O'Keefe upon a golden throne
She was the princess fair,
Who dwelt in her kingdom,
As does the lion in his lair.
And approaching in a coach,
XVith Goodrich tires so strong,
Sat lVIr. Edick grown old with age,
His beard was white and long.
Alone on a camel, with trapping rare,
Sat lVIiss Edmunds with jet black hair,
And on another camel fine
Sat bliss YVickert and bliss Epstein.
How can I keep my toes from going
Don't turn them in.
If there should be another flood, then
to this refuge Hy,
Tho' all the town would be submerged,
these jokes would still be dry.
VVhat is the easiest way to drive a
nail without smashing my fingers?
Hold the hammer in both hands.
A Teddy bear sat on the ice
As cold as cold could be
He soon got up and walked away
lVIy tail is told, said he.
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l. Where hir. Liner got the mumps?
2. VVhat lWr. Hoff did while he had the
3. VVhat Miss Faustgen thought of while
she had the mumps?
4. lVhat lVIiss Erickson looked like while
she had the mumps?
5. IVhy all the teachers didn't have them
at the same time?
Ninth Gradefs Hopes
I want to go to Senior High, and with the
VVith a fountain pen behind my ear, and a
notebook in my hand.
I wouldn't be a presidentg I wouldn't be
I wouldn't be an angel, cause angels have
l'd rather be in Senior High, and never
do a thing.
He tried to cross the railroad track
Before the passing train.
They put the pieces in a sack
But they couldn't find the brain.
Butcher Boys Love Song
I never sausage eyes as thine
And if you'll butcher hand in mine
And liver round me every day
VVelll seek some hamlet far away,
lVe'll meat life's frown with life's caress
And Cleaver road to happiness.
llflother-You can't go out in the rain,
your rubbers leak.
Milton-Oh! That's all right. I've
pumps inside of them.
lf you see a tall fellow ahead of a crowd
A leader of men, marching fearless and
And you know of a tale whose mere telling
VVould cause his proud head in anguish to
be bowed, '
It's a pretty good plan to forget it.
If you know of a skeleton hidden away
In a closet and guarded and kept from the
In the dark, and whose showing, whose
lVould cause grief and sorrow and life-long
lt's a pretty good plan to forget it.
If you know of a thing that will darken the
Of a man or a woman, a girl or a boy,
That will wipe out a smile or the least way
annoy a fellow,
Or'cause any gladness to cloy-
lt's a pretty good plan to forget it.
Iylr. Greene in Citizenship class telling
about his visit to an insane asylum.
Mr. G.: "As I was visiting with one of
the patients a man stepped up and offered
to show me around. While he was ex-
plaining the different cases to me he pointed
to one man and said, 'There is a peculiar
case, he thinks he's Napoleon Bonapartef "
hir. G.: "That's funny, isn't it."
Guide: "I should say so when I'm Napo-
Johnny-Look at your worn out shoes
and your father is a shoe maker.
Bobby+VVell, what are you talking
about? Your father is a dentist and your
baby sister has only one tooth.
"Wl1at on earth are you wearing all those
coats for?" asked Miss VVerner.
"Well," was the reply, "I'm going to
paint my box, and the directions on the
paint can say, 'for best results, put on three
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r, talking about the seeds of
different trees: 'Hickory 11uts weren't made
for us, what were they made for?"
Catherine ll'lcGrath: "The squirrels."
D. llflineau: "ll'Iy, you eat well." '
"Fat" Guell: "I ought to, l've practiced
all my life."
- llfliss Frost
: "ls your hand up or down ?"
Harold H.: "No."
Nlr. Geiger: "VVhat are some of the fine
points of San
R. Gorn: H
It has a golden gate."
John T.: "Judging from my writing, how
old am I?"
hfliss Frost: "Judging from your writing,
you are fourfi
four Fords a
ez If Henry Ford built just
year they would cost about
S4000 a piece."
D. Lynch :
"But he doesnltf'
Teacher: "lfVe have several plants and
Howers named with the prefix 'dog'. The
d dog-rose are well known.
Can anyone name another.
T. Hutchins: "I know, Collie-flower.
alking along the street saw
Halley Crouch struggling to ring door bell
he couldn't reach. ln a kindly manner he
stepped up and rang the bell saying, "Now,
little boy, what do we do next ?" Halley
answered, "Run like the dickensf' and he
suited the action to the word. V
A, Home Economics Girl walked briskly
into a grocery store, and looked for a few
good egg-plants. As the grocer was wrap-
ping them up, she asked, "How deep should
these be planted to get the best results ?"
"Planted?" said the astonished grocer.
"You're not going to plant them are you?"
"Yes," replied the girl. "Our teacher
told us to use nothing but fresh eggs, and the
stores are so unreliable, I have decided to
raise my own."
Teacher: "VVhat is an organ in the
Art: "A tooth."
Teacher: Hlfxnlilt kind of an organ is it?"
Art: "A grind organ."
lllr. Geiger to Thelma Barbeau: "lVhere
is sugar cane grown ?"
C. lVIcGrath: l'Alaska."
lylr. Geiger: "Let Thelma do her own
Catherine: "Now, Thelma, can you tell
me where it is grown ?"
Thelma: "lVell now, she told me, Alas-
ll-'Iiss llfloe lin citizenshipj: "You can
compare the three things capital, labor, and
natural resources to a three legged stool. lf
one leg is taken away the stool falls down.
Tom lfVilson: "Put the stool against the
-his llflurrayt "VVhere have you been ?"
S. Benz: "Looking for work."i' t
lVI. lllurray: "lVIan, oh man! your
curiosity's gonna get you into trouble if
you don't look out."
N. Egelhoff: "VVhen l want to borrow
money l never go to a friend."
Ed. Heister: "Say, Norman, let's be
J. llflclntosh came back from the circus
very much excited. "Oh, Riammaf' he cried,
"janet spilled some peanuts and the ele-
phant picked them all up with his vacuum
"lVIother," complained R. Strebe, "I
don't feel well."
Mother: "That's too bad. VVherc do you
feel the worst?"
Russel: "ln school I feel just terrible."
Anna Rauls: "You remind me of just so
much brown sugar."
Victor Prey: "VVhy?,'
Anna: "Oh, you are so unrefinedf'
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Grandpa had an easy chair, Johnny had a
Father had a razor strap, Johnny's pants
Give me an example of period furniture-
XVell, replied the student, I'd say an elec-
tric chair-because it ends a sentence.
lllother--"Now, children, don't quarrel.
XVhat's the matter?i'
Harold-"lVeire playin' ship wreck, an'
.Susie won't go in the bathroom and drown
Mr. Sabish-"Have you seen the new bal-
loon tires ?" g
Harold Fohl-"lVhy, who ever heard of
a balloon needing tires.',
lleiiss Blaska-"Every day we breathe
oxygen. Joe Pilon, what do we breathe at
night ?" '
bliss Stocking: "Henry, spell 'weatherf "
Teacher: "VVell, that's certainly the
worst spell of weather we've had for some
lt was a lesson on punctuation and jimmy
was falling asleep at his desk.
"Now," said the teacher, Ulf I say, 'I
must leave, as I have an engagement-by
the way what is the time ?', I place a dash
after 'engagement' because the sentence is
broken off abruptly." At that moment she
caught sight of the dozing boy.
"Now, then, Jimmy, you are not listen-
ing. What was I saying?" she asked him.
"Please, Miss Faustgenf' said Jimmy,
with a start, "you were telliing us- you
said 'dash' because your engagement was
broken off abruptly!" A
hir. Rose was giving his class a lesson
about the Pine Ufood.
He asked: "VVhich boy can tell me the
pine which has the longest and sharpest
Up went a hand in the front row.
lN'Ir. Rose: "VVell, Johnny?"
Johnny: "Please, sir, porcupine."
lVIr. Hanlon: "I am surprised at your
not knowing the date of Columbus' discovery
of America. It's right at the beginning of
Young Hopeful: "Im sorry. I thought it
was his telephone number." '
The inspector was examining the boys
concerning the story of David and Goliath.
He had been describing the parts of Go1iath's
armour, and asked, "Now, boys, what was
it Goliath forgot to do ?"
Expecting the answer to be that he had
forgotten to close his visor, the reply was,
"Please, sir, he forgot to duck!"
lVIiss Reilly-"Now, class, can you tell
us what a primitive forest is ?"
lVIary-"A primitive forest is a place
where no human hand has ever set foot."
Vulgar Customer fdisgustedlyj-"Hi,
waiter, what d'you call this stuff?"
XVaiter-"That's very good soup, 'Creme
V. C.-"I can taste the rain all right, but
the cook's forgot the cream."
Elaine B. fat a Zooj : "Why is that
monkey acting so funny ?"
Gordon Q'B.: "Oh, don't bother about
him he's just looking for the key to the ele-
The Night Before Exams
Now I lay me down to sleep,
To study hard I've tried,
If I should die before I wake,
l'd have no blamed exams to take. I
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