Garfield Junior High School - Gleaner Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

Text from Pages 1 - 38 of the 1956 volume:

DEDICATION As editor of the Gleaner, I would like to dedicate this Gleaner to my very faithful staff, the art staff, Mr. Sauers and Mr. Behrens, the faculty advisor. Without these people this Gleaner would not have been possible. Thank you. Evelyn Hoff, Editor. GARFIELD JR. HI SPRING ' 56 BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA STUDENT COUNCIL AKERS, CHARLENE Born: New York City Activities: Counselors ' help- er, Girls ' Glee, Ninth Grade Music Noted for: Her love of clothes Ambition: To own I. Magnin ' s ANDERSON, MARGIE Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Office helper Noted for: Always missing rollcall in Gym Ambition: To go skin diving in the ocean and teach stu- pid fish how to swim ANGUS, CECILIA Born: Edinburgh, Scotland Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Scotch accent Ambition: Air line hostess ATKINSON, MARSHA Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues, Leagues, Girls ' Glee, At- tendance helper, Student Leader, Red Cross, Shows Noted for: Van ' s Time Out! Ambition: To go to the South Pole with Maggie and teach penguins how to fly BARGMANN, JOYCE Born: Livermore, Calif. Activities: Office helper, Counselors ' helper Noted for: Red hair Ambition: To catch a certain male!! BAYLOR, JIM Born: Oakland Activities: Student Leader Captain, Book Room help- er, Boy ' s Glee Noted for: Baggy!! Ambition: To be a success BELL, MARGARET Born: Oakland Activities: Nurse ' s helper, Shows, Ninth Grade Music, Girls ' Glee, Noon Leagues Noted for: Miggs Ambition: Own a counterfeit- ing press with Kathy BERGER, HOPE Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Noon Leagues, Library helper, Latin Club, Track Noted for: Breaking glasses Ambition: Mrs. Nelson for Gym exercises and dancing ALLEN, CHARLES Born: Berkeley Activities: Track, Boys ' Glee, Noon Leagues Noted for: Speedy Ambition: Trillionaire ANDERSON, MIKE Born: Salt Lake City, Utah Activities: Student Court, Boys ' Gym helper, Boys ' Glee, Grade Representa- tive, Softball, Small G , Block G , Volleyball, Stu- dent Council, Basketball Noted for: Always right (?) Ambition: To always be right in Spanish ARTIST, MYRON Born: Albany, Calif. Activities: B. A. P., Student Council, Rally Committee, Orchestra, Band, Boys ' Glee, Block G, Small G, Baseball, Basketball, Track, Shows, Volleyball, Noon Leagues, Drama Notedfor: Bless it!! Ambition: Play 3rd tambou- rine for Kid Ory BACKUS, BYRON Born: Pittsburgh, Penn. Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Soccer playing Ambition: Engineer BASINGER, JERRY Born: Burley, Idaho Activities: B.A.M., Boy ' s Glee, Band, Orchestra, Student Council, Grade Representa- tive, Drama, Ninth Grade Music, Shows, Block G, Basketball, Track, Baseball, Boys ' Gym helper, Noon Leagues, Volleyball Noted for: Vicki ' s shadow Ambition: To go to the under- world and back!! BEAUDETTE, ROSAL Born: Madison, Wis. Activities: Student Leader Chief, Office helper, Noon Leagues Noted for: Algebra grade!! Ambition: To get just one 100% on an Algebra test BENNETT, BOB Born: Berkeley Activities: Boys ' Gym helper, Noon Patrol, Softball, Stu- dent Leader, Latin Club, Noon Leagues, Cafeteria helper Noted for: Who knows? Ambition: To own a peanut farm with Jim Lose BILLING, MARGARET Born: Berkeley Activities: Band, Orchestra, Noon Leagues, Girls ' Gym helper, Softball, Basketball Volleyball Noted for: Maggie Ambition: To go to the South Pole with Marsha and teach penguins how to fly AMBROSE, BILL Born: Oakland Activities: Student Leader, Boys ' Glee, Noon Patrol, Golf Club, Noon Leagues Noted for: Van ' s Algebra class Ambition: Sink the SSS Faral- lon with a water pistol ANDREWS. ART Born: Fresno Activities: Boy ' s Glee, Base- ball, Track, Block G , Noon Leagues, Boys ' Gym helper, Ninth Grade Music, Volleyball Noted for: Little Art Ambition: Varsity football at B.H.S. ASCHENBRENNER, LISBETH Born: Portland, Ore. Activities: Library helper, Noon Leagues, Softball, Basketball, Block G, Latin Club, Girls ' Glee, Track, Gleaner Staff, Gleaner Art Staff, Gleaner Assistant Editor, Art Club, Drama Club, Or- chestra Noted for: Val ' s pal Ambition: Surgeon BAKER, MICHAEL Born: Berkeley Activities: Boys ' Gym helper, Noon Leagues Noted for: Pants falling off!! Ambition: Millionaire BAUER, RICHARD Born: San Diego Activities: Noon Leagues, Track, Softball Noted for: Getting tickets Ambition: Go coon hunting BEBEAU, CONNIE Born: Wisconsin Activities: Ninth Grade Mu- sic, Office helper, Shows, Track, Cafeteria helper Noted for: Bebop Ambition: Airline hostess BENZON, BRUCE Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Pestering Bill Am- brose Ambition: An A from Mr. Berg BISCAY, BONNIE Born: Oakland Activities: Counselors ' helper, Student Leader, Girls ' Gym helper, Drama, Shows, Vol- leyball, Basketball, Softball, Track, Block G, Small G, Noon Leagues, Band Noted for: Shortie Ambition: Tall enough to be an airline hostess «U SL 4b 0 k MM « » c . I » ;fjj A 1 is A IP L i r JSC He Jkr mBBk ' 1 m: m ■ T — r l y ■j-j - : if F BLISS, GEORGE Born: Berkeley Activities: Rally Committee, Cafeteria Supervisor Noted for: Big man!!! Ambition: To fly to the moon on a kite! BOWMAN, DAVE Born: Salt Lake City, Utah Activities: Stage Crew, Stu- dent Council, Drama Noted for: Dark Blue cords and motorcycle boots!! ' Ambition: Prune packer BROWN, JEFF Born: Baltimore, Md. Activities: Noon Patrol, Stu- dent Council, Boys ' Glee, Noon Patrol Captain Noted for: Nothing much Ambition: Nothing much BUERGIN, MARINA Born: Shanghai, China Activities: Noon Leagues, Drama, Student Leader Captain, Junior Classical League, Girls ' Gym helper, Volleyball Noted for: English accent Ambition: To get a pennant BUSCHINI, RICHARD Born: Oakland Activities: Baseball, Basket- ball, Noon Leagues, Block G, Boys ' Gym helper, Boys ' Glee, Cafeteria helper Noted for: Ricky Ambition: To cut Mr. Van ' s hair with Alex CASS, DOUGLAS Born: Greeley, Colo. Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: His jacket Ambition: To sail the seven seas with David Dickson BOCK, LINNIE Born: Portchester, N. Y. Activities: Counselors ' helper, Noon Leagues, Gleaner Staff, Gleaner Art Staff, Latin Club Noted for: Her great love for talking and chewing gum!! Ambition: To own an ice cream factory with Lois, Sylvia and Sue! BRESSLER, RAYMOND III Born: Storrs, Conn. Activities: Boys ' Glee, Stu- dent Council, President, Boys ' Gym helper, Ninth Grade Music, Baseball, Vol- leyball, Noon Leagues, Track, Block G, Grade Representative Noted for: Lynn Ambition: To make the girls like Sea Hawk with Mike and Bob BROWN, DANIEL Born: Berkeley Activities: Boys ' Glee, Noon Leagues Noted for: Original Last Name Ambition: Forest ranger BURTON, JOYCE Born: Berkeley Activities: Girl ' s Glee, Noon Leagues, Softball, Volley- ball, Basketball, Track, Block G, Small G, Stu- dent Council, Grade Rep- resentative, Vice-President, Shows, Student Leader, At- tendance helper Noted for: Rodding around with Pam Ambition: To be the first Girl Waterboys on the Cal football team with Jane, Pam, Liz, Susie and Sally CANHAM, PATTI Born: Berkeley Activities: G. A. P., Student Council, Counselors ' helper, Cafeteria helper, Softball, Block G, Noon Leagues, Shows, Gleaner Art Staff, Latin Club Noted for: Mike ' s shadow Ambition: To change all the money collected at the G.S.A. window into pennies and run through it barefoot BOTTARI, V1CKI Born: Petaluma, Calif. Activities: Girls ' Glee, Stu- dent Court, Noon Leagues, Ninth Grade Music, Track, Shows, Latin Club Noted for: Her laugh Ambition: All-American foot- ball player BROKAW, MARTHA Born: Oakland Activities: Library helper, Noon Leagues Noted for: Wearing loafers Ambition: Give Mr. Van one of his morale-busters !!!! BRUCE, DENNIS Born: Salem, Ore Noted for: Fussing around with Victor Coffield Ambition: To play hookey BUSBY, JEFF Born: Sacramento Activities: Baseball, Basket- ball, Volleyball, Boys ' Glee, Block G, Small G, As- sistant Rally Captain, Noon Leagues Noted for: Buzz Ambition: Pro-football player CARTER, DALE Born: Los Angeles Activities: Boys ' Glee Noted for: Cutting Mr. Van low! Ambition: Tester at a mat- tress factory CHAN, DOUGLAS Born: Los Angeles Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Beating grade A meat Ambition: Meat beater CHASE, JOANNA Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Vol- leyball, Band Noted for: Long hair Ambition: To change her last name CLANCY, MARGARET Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Attendance helper, Drama, Noon Leagues, Latin Club Noted for: Being the laziest girl in Garfield Ambition: To become the laz- iest girl in the world CLAWSON, ROXANNE Born: Chicago Activities: Attendance helper, Student Leader, Girls ' Glee Noted for: Boys with cars Ambition: To catch one boy at a time COHELAN, PAM Born: Oakland Activities: Girls ' Glee, Stu- dent Leader, Shows, Drama, Noon Leagues, Counselors ' helper Noted for: Those noisy brace- lets!!! Ambition: To learn all 25 verses of Davy Crockett CASSELBERRY, BOB Born: Berkeley Activities: Rally Committee, Bo ys ' Glee, Boys ' Gym help- er, Noon Leagues, Ninth Grade Music Noted for: Caz Ambition: To rob a Brink ' s armored car with Tony King CHEN, EILEEN Born: Shanghai, China Activities: Girls ' Glee, Stu- dent Leader, Counselors ' helper, Girls ' Gym helper, Orchestra Noted for: Shining hair Ambition: Good grades at B.H.S. CLARK, DONALD Born: Palo Alto Activities: Projection Crew Noted for: Running movies Ambition: Projection crew at B.H.S. CLEMENS, CHARLES Born: Berkeley Activities: Drama, Noon Leagues, Ninth Grade Mu- sic, Library helper Noted for: Latin grades Ambition: Criminologist COLLINS, JUDY Born: Sonora, Calif. Activities: Counselors ' helper, Office helper, Volleyball, Noon Leagues Noted for: Short hair Ambition: Hair stylist CHEVEZ, CONRAD Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Bas- ketball, Baseball Noted for: Liking girls!! Ambition: Graduate from school CLARK, TOBY Born: San Francisco Noted for: Pestering Don Young Ambition: To get out of school COFFIELD, VICTOR Born: San Francisco Noted for: Being himself Ambition: World History teacher CRAMER, RANDY Born: Oakland Activities: Basketball, Volley- ball, Boys ' Glee, Block G, Small G, Noon Patrol, Library helper, Noon Leagues, Baseball Noted for: Randolph Ambition: To cut Mr. Van as low as Dale Carter does!! CRAWFORD, LARRY Born: Oakland Activities: Rally Committee, Noon Leagues, Volleyball, Baseball, Basketball, Boys ' Glee, Softball Noted for: Glasseye Ambition: To sink the SSS Sea Hawk with Kennway DALZIEL, ISABELLE Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader Captain, Music Club Noted for: How should she know??? Ambition: To find someone who knows!! DE LUCA, ELVIRA Born: Berkeley Activities: Orchestra, Shows, Cafeteria Supervisor, Stu- dent Leader Noted for: Excellent Alge- bra Grades (?) Ambition: To get A ' s in Al- gebra DEUEL, VALERIE Born: Oakland Activities: Girls ' Glee, Drama, Music Club, Student Leader, Basketball, Noon Leagues, Track, Gleaner Staff, Gleaner Art Staff, Shows, Latin Club, Softball, Or- chestra, Drama Club, Art Club Noted for: Reichen Sie den Hut!! Ambition: Doctor DICKIE, BOB Born: Berkeley Activities: Baseball, Noon Leagues Noted for: C ' s in English Ambition: A ' s in English EDWARDS, CAROL Born: Oakland Activities: Student Leader, Noon Leagues Noted for: Her house across the street!! Ambition: To move across the street from B.H.S. ELLIS, WILLARD Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Pro- jection Crew Noted for: Wanting to relax Ambition: Surgeon ENSLIN, BOB Born: Chicago, Illinois Activities: Volleyball, Base- ball, Basketball, Track, Ninth Grade Music, Block G, Student Court, Shows, Boys ' Glee Noted for: The midnight snack with the boys!! Ambition: To get the girls to like the SSS Sea Hawk with Mike and Ray EVANS, SHARI Born: Albany, Calif. Activities: Student Leader, Music Club, Girls ' Glee, Ninth Grade Music, Drama, Shows Noted for: Notable Notes Ambition: To find the Prince with the other glass slipper! FARIA, DOUGLAS Born: Albany Activities: Cafeteria heloer, Noon Leagues, Boys ' Glee helper Noted for: Shooting spit wads at Peter in class Ambition: To come back and haunt Garfield CRAWFORD, BILL Born: Berkeley Activities: Basketball, Base- ball, Volleyball, Band, Or- chestra, Boys ' Glee, Student Court, Student Council, Block G, Noon Leagues Noted for: Willi Ambition: To see Van play football again DAUM, SHARON Born, Spokane Activities: Student Leader, Track, Counselors ' helper, Shows, Noon Leagues, Of- fice helper Noted for: Getting good grades in Spanish (?) (?) Ambition: To be a Merry Widow with Sue DELLETT, SUZANNE Born: Berkeley Activities: Girls ' Glee, Noon Leagues, Student Leader, Gleaner Art Staff, Shows, Attendance helper Noted for: Those Big Brown eyes!! Ambition: To marry a million- aire with big blue eyes. DE VIGHT, GARY Born: Berkeley Noted for: Doc Ambition: To do nothing DICKSON, DAVID Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues, Basketball, Softball, Boys ' Glee Noted for: A Ambition: Sail the Seven Seas in a bath tub!!! ELAM, BARBARA Born: Berkeley Activities: Red Cross, Student Leader, Girls ' Glee, Shows, Office helper, Gleaner Art Staff Noted for: That pony tail Ambition: To give it back to the pony ELLMAN, JIM Born: Glendale, Calif. Activities: Student Leader, Noon Leagues Noted for: Louie Ambition: To be an architect and to rebuild Garfield with an elevator ERICKSON, MARI Born: Wisconsin Activities: Girls ' Gym helper, Student Leader, Girls ' Glee, Shows, Student Leader Chief, Test Assistant, Track, Ninth Grade Music, Coun- selors ' helper, Attendance helper Noted for: Messy hair Ambition: That Wind-Blown effect!! EVANS, SUE Born: Berkeley Activities: Office helper, At- tendance helper, Shows, Ninth Grade Music, Girls ' Glee, Noon Leagues, Track, Student Leader Noted for: Ambition Ambition: To be a male col- lector with Diane FAWKES, GORDON Born: Berkeley Activities: Cafeteria helper, Volleyball, Noon Leagues, Softball Noted for: Hard-working boy Ambition: Fifth-grade calcu- lus DALTON, MIKE Born: New York City Activities: Boys ' Glee, Rally Boy, Noon Leagues Noted for: Grades (?) Ambition: Doctor DE BELL, GARY Born: San Francisco Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Snakes Ambition: Herpetologist DENNIS, BRENDA Born: Nashville, Tenn. Activities: Student Leader Noted for: Doing the mambo! Ambition: All A ' s DE VRIES, JOHN Born: Oakland Activities: Student Leader Noted for: Fussing off Ambition: Marine captain DODSON, HARRY Born: Glendale, Calif. Activities: Baseball Noted for: DODO Ambition: To join the SSS Sea Hawk ELLIS, DON Born: Norfolk, Va. Activities: Book Room helper, Noon Leagues, Softball ' , Boys ' Glee Noted for: Mr. Berg ' s favorite student! Ambition: To try to tell worse jokes than Mr. B !! ENGSTRAND, JENNY Born: Brawley, Calif. Activities: Orchestra Noted for: Jean, Jan, Gerry, Jennifer, Virginia, Jeannie Ambition: To be called Jenny EVANS, DAVID Born: Berkeley Activities: Boys ' Glee Noted for: His good qrades (?) Ambition: To get them EVANS, BILL Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Billie Ambition: William FELDER, DOUG Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Track, Baseball, Basketball, Student Council, Block G, Cheerleader Noted for: Foug or Felter Ambition: To be called by his right name V FINGADO, BILL Born: Berkeley Activities: Track, Noon Leagues, Baseball Noted for: Frequent visits to the office Ambition: To make a billion dollars, to kill Liberace, and own a hunting club with Bill FITZGERALD, FRED Born: Oakland Activities: Cafeteria helper, Gym helper, Cafeteria Su- pervisor, Stage Crew Noted for: Being called on in Mr. Van ' s room when he doesn ' t know the answer Ambition: To get his driver ' s license FONTANA, BEATRICE Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Ninth Grade Music, Student Leader Noted for: Horsetail Ambition: To be a General Math teacher and have Mr. Berg as a student FORD, JUDIE Born: Albuquerque, New Mex- ico Activities: Student Leader, Girls ' Glee Noted for: Frequent visits to Mr. Baxter ' s office Ambition: To go to St. Mary ' s with Marilou FOSTER, SHARRON Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues, Stu- dent Leader Noted for: All those A ' s Ambition: To get some FORD, STEVE Born: Riverside, California Activities: Noon Leagues, Track Noted for: Speedo Ambition: To own a Thunder- bird convertible FOUKE, BOB Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Softball, Football, Track, Library helper, Baseball Noted for: Foreman of Miss Laurens ' Salt Mines Ambition: To own a cool Chicky-wagon FORSBERG, MARILOU Born: Oakland Activities: Office helper, At- tendance helper Noted for: Frequent visits to Mr. Baxter ' s office Ambition: To join St. Mary ' s school for boys FRANCISCO, MICHAEL Born: Abilene, Texas Activities: Cafeteria helper, Student Leader, Library helper, Boys ' Glee Noted for: Franny Ambition: Dentist FREDERICKSON, DIANE Born: Los Angeles Activities: Counselors ' helper, Office helper, Test Assis- tant, Track, Small G, Shows, Cheer Leader, Stu- dent Council Noted for: Freddi Ambition: To swim the Sahara Desert with Gail and Carol GALPIN, JUDI Born: Honolulu, Hawaii Activities: Noon Leagues, Stu- dent Leader, Track, Small G, Gleaner Art Staff, Cafeteria Supervisor, Shows Noted for: That gentle (?) lady-like (?) laugh Ambition: To have as much money as Scrooge McDuck so that she can burrow through it like a gopher GAYER, KARREN Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Gym helper Noted for: That laugh Ambition: To get an A in Spanish GLAIVE, MARY ALICE Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues, Counselors ' helper Noted for: Short hair Ambition: Private secretary GONG, PRISCILLA Born: Madera Activities: Student Leader, Drama, Noon Leagues Noted for: Pris Ambition: To help Rosal catch — so Marina will have to eat her purse FREED, LINDA Born: Pasadena Noted for: Going with Johnny Ambition: To become a popu- lar singer GARDNER, ELEANOR Born: San Jose Activities: Library helper, Stu- dent Leader, Office helper, Counselors ' helper, Track, Noon Leagues, Drama, Shows Noted for: Elly Ambition: To be a full- fledged Mouseketeer GEORGE, SALLY Born: Sacramento Activities: Student Court, Stu- dent Leader, Girls ' Glee, Shows, Office helper, Block G, Softball, Track, Vol- leyball, Noon Leagues, Bas- ketball Noted for: Purple Cow Ambition: To be the first Girl Water-boys on the Cal football team with Jane, Liz, Suzie, Joyce and Pam GODET, DIANA Born: New York Activities: Girls ' Glee, Stu- dent Leader Noted for: De De Ambition: To help Judy get A ' s in Math GOON, CLARENE Born: Oakland Activities: G. A. M., Student Council, Student Leader, Gleaner Art Staff, Band Orchestra, Shows, Girls ' Gym helper, Block G, Small G, Basketball, Softball, Noon Leagues, Track Noted for: The optimistic girl with her cute characters Ambition: Veterinarian FRENCH, DAVID Born: Santa Cruz Activities: Noon Leagues, Band, Orchestra, Electronics Club, Science Club Noted for: Carrying a slide rule Ambition: To learn how to use a slide rule GATEWOOD, MONI Born: Coronado, California Activities: Student Council, Student Leader chief, Grade Representative, Gleaner Art Staff, Shows, Track, Drama, Gym helper, Girls ' Association Council, Noon Leagues Noted for: Bermuda shorts Ambition: Capri pants GHISELLI, JOHN Born: San Antonio, Texas Activities: Band Noted for: Height Ambition: 7 ' 9 GOLD, MIKE Born: San Francisco Activities: Band, Orchestra, Noon Leagues Noted for: Eating Ambition: To join The Wom- en ' s Bugle Corps GRAVES, KEASTER Born: Louisville, Kentucky Activities: Rally Committee, Boys ' Glee, Track, Ninth Grade Music Noted for: Sea Hawk Ambition: To see what goes on in the mind of B. O. Plenty GRILLER, CATHERINE Born: Buckinghamshire, Eng- land Activities: Orchestra, Student Leader, Noon Leagues, Bas- ketball, Gleaner Staff, Track, Volleyball, Latin Club, Basketball Noted for: English accent Ambition: To keep it HAGELBERG, DONALD Born: Fitchburg Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for. Doing nothing in World History Ambition: Fly catcher GROCH, MARTHA Born: Berkeley Activities: Office helper, Track, Noon Leagues, Li- brary helper, Attendance helper, Counselors ' helper, Student Leader, Girls ' Glee Noted for: Groooooochyll! Ambition: To be just plain GROCH!! HALE, BARBARA Born: San Luis Obispo Activities: Attendance helper, Music Club, Shows Noted for: Bobbie Ambition: To get out of school GUTHRIE, ALEX Born: New Jersey Activities: Noon Patrol, Boys ' Gym helper, Latin Club Noted for: Copying Algebra from Diane. Ambition: To cut Van ' s hair with Ricky HAMAN, STEPHANIE Born: Los Angeles Activities: Girls ' Glee, Drama, Office helper Noted for: Being in Mrs. Bar- fell ' s office Ambition: Model HAMMERICH, ALICE Born: Long Beach, Calif. Activities: Office helper, Stu- dent Leader, Shows, Noon Leagues Noted for: Slim Ambition: To be Sl-i-i-m !!! HEATLIE, MARTIN Born: Berkeley Activities: Band, Orchestra, Baseball, Volleyball, Noon Leagues, Block G Noted for: F ' s Ambition: Graduate from B. H. S. HARE, I LA Born: Oakland Activities: Ninth Grade Mu- sic, Counselors ' helper, Cafeteria Supervisor Noted for: Bunny Ambition: Boys HEMPHILL, JIM Born: Oakland Activities: Baseball, Basket- ball, Track, Volleyball, Block G, Boys ' Glee, Caf- eteria helper, Noon Leagues Noted for Keggie Ambition: To get into a girls ' college with Bugger HARRISON, DIANE Born: Albany, Calif. Activities: Cafeteria helper, Noon Leagues, Basketball, Volleyball, Office helper, Student Leader, Girls ' Glee Noted for: Dee Ambition: Pediatric nurse HERSEY, ROSE Born: Emeryville Activities: Drama, Ninth Grade Music Noted for: Hershey bar Ambition: To own a Hershey bar factory HESS, REGAN Born: Hollywood Activities: Saturday Leagues Noted for: Hair Ambition: To make more bas- kets than Tom Kolb HISCHIER, LESLIE Born: Oakland Activities: Boys ' Glee, Noon Patrol, Boys ' Gym helper, Library helper Noted for: Les Ambition: A in English HOLM, JO CAROL Born: California Activities: Girls ' Glee Noted for: Her straight A (HA HA) report cards Ambition: Famous singing movie star HORNBECK, GEORGE Born: Berkeley Activities: Cafeteria helper, Cafeteria Supervisor Noted for: Eating Ambition: Architect ICHIYASU, DIANE Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Attendance helper, Noon Leagues, Latin Club Noted for: Writing all those Secret notes to Adrienne Ambition: To make those notes more interesting JACKSON, LINDA Born: Little Rock, Ark. Noted for: A big flirt and fickle Ambition: Secretary JARRETT, DAVE Born: Berkeley Activities: Basketball, Volley- ball, Band, Public Address Crew, Softball, Block G Noted for: Davy Ambition: Contractor JOCHUMS, JACK Born: Oakland Activities: Mimeograph Crew, Rally Boy, Cafeteria Super- visor, Noon Leagues Noted for: Jackey Ambition: Plumber HILLERS , DIANE Born: Oakland Activities: Counselors ' helper, Noon Leagues, Shows, Of- fice helper, Track Noted for: Ambition Ambition: Male collector with Sue HOAGLAND, SANDRA Born: Albany, Calif. Activities: Attendance helper, Cafeteria Supervisor, Noon Leagues, Girls ' Glee Noted for: Pony tail Ambition: Private secretary HORDOS, KAREN Born: Lakewood, Ohio Activities: Drama, Student Leader, Counselors ' helper, Ninth Grade Music Noted for: Being so quiet (?) Ambition: To meet Tony Cur- tis!! HUGHES, LINDA Born: Piedmont, Missouri Activities: Girls ' Glee Noted for: Plaid specs Ambition: To take Jane home with her to meet all her hill-billy friends ISHII, KUNIKO Born: Japan Activities: Gleaner Art Staff, Volleyball, Noon Leagues Noted for: Writing those Se- cret notes to Adrienne Ambition: A in English JACOBSON, MARCIA Born: Berkeley Activities: Gleaner Art Staff, Student Leader, Caf- eteria Supervisor, Noon Leagues Noted for: Writing upside down Ambition: I llustrator of horror comics JASTRAM, JUDY Born: Palo Alto Activities: Noon Leagues, Gleaner Staff, Gleaner Art Staff, Student Leader Chief, Shows, Cafeteria Su- pervisor Noted for: J. J. Ambition: Jai Jai JOHNS, LINDA Born: Oakland Activities: Girls ' Glee, Ninth Grade Music, Block G, Track, Girls ' Gym helper, Volleyball, Student Leader, Noon Leagues Noted for: Mr. Berg ' s pet (?) Ambition: Get out of B.H.S. HING, EVELYN Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader Noted for: Short hair Ambition: Good Grades HOFF, EVELYN Born: Chicago, Illinois Activities: Gleaner Editor, Student Council, Student Leader, Noon Leagues, Girls ' Gym helper, Cafe- teria helper, Basketball, Volleyball, Softball, Block G, Gleaner Staff, Shows Noted for: RATS!!! Ambition: To convert Linda into a Republican HORN, TONY Born: San Diego Activities: Drama, Golf Club, Swimming Club, Boys ' Glee, Softball Noted for: Living two houses away from Linnie Bock Ambition: To go out to din- ner with Mr. Phillips HOWELL, BOB Born: Albany Noted for: Not a darned thing!! Ambition: To be noted for something INCE, NEAL Born: Philippine Islands Activities: Mimeograph Crew Volleyball Noted for: His walk!! Ambition: Commercial Artist JARMAN, JERRY Born: Denver, Colo. Noted for: Chewing gum Ambition: Truck driver, or artist JEFFERS, ANITA Born: Reno Activities: Test Assistant, Vol- leyball, Girls ' Glee Noted for: Curly hair Ambition: Doctor JOHNSON, DIANNE Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Li- brary helper, Cafeteria Su- pervisor, Noon Leagues Noted for: Good complexion Ambition: Work at Disney- land pp.- JOHNSON, JANE Born: Long Beach Activities: Girls ' Glee Noted for: Long fingernails Ambition: To go on a vaca- tion for two months every month with Linda JONES, NEILA Born: Wayne, Mich. Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Being tall Ambition: Professional swim- mer JUGENHEIMER, LYNN Born: Oakland Activities: Office helper, Noon Leagues, Girls ' Glee, Shows, Student Leader Noted for: Jugi Ambition: To be a full- fledged Mouseketeer with Elly KAH N, LAURENCE Born: Chicago Activities: Noon Patrol, Soft- ball, Basketball, Block G, Small G, Public Address Crew, Cafeteria Supervisor, Baseball Manager Noted for: Giving tickets in the hall Ambition: Not to give so many tickets KENNEDY, KAREN Born: Palo Alto Activities: Library helper, Of- fice helper, Student Leader, Drama, Shows Noted for: Talking Ambition: To be taller KIMURA, ADRIENNE Born: Oakland Activities: Girls ' Glee, Noon Leagues, Track, Volleyball, Basketball, Baseball, Stu- dent Leader, Girls ' Gym helper, Student Court, Gleaner Art Staff Noted for: Reading and writ- ing those secret notes !!! Ambition: Not to get lost at B.H.S. KINGSLEY, ROBERT Born: Oakland Activities: Boys ' Glee, Boys ' Gym helper, Student Lead- er, Cafeteria Supervisor Noted for: His laugh Ambition: Certified Public Accountant KNUPP, PAUL Born: Berkeley Activities: Rally Boy, Band, Cafeteria helper, Boys ' Gym helper, Student Leader Noted for: Calling everybody Lame Ambition: Marine Engineer for the Navy LANGE, MARILYN Born: Berkeley Activities: Cafeteria helper, Girls ' Glee, Music Club Noted for: Liking to play the William Tell Overture Ambition: To play a certain Polonaise Le ROYER, LINDA Born: Hanover, N. H. Activities: Shows, Gleaner Art Staff Noted for: Eastern Accent Ambition: Own a Ford Thun- derbird and drive across the U.S. with a crowd of girls JOHNSON, JOHN Born: Montgomery, Ala. Activities: Cafeteria Super- visor Noted for: Slow worker Ambition: Engineer JONES, WENDY Born: Berkeley Activities: Shows, Drama, Stu- dent Leader, Track Noted for: Short hair Ambition: To teach kinder- garten at Garfield JUNG, DEAN Born: San Anselmo Activities: Library helper, Mimeograph Crew Noted for: Long eyelashes Ambition: Electronics engi- neer KANKKONEN, BETTE Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Girls ' Glee, Ninth Grade Music, Music Club, Girls ' Gym helper, Noon Leagues, Shows Noted for: The dimple on her left cheek Ambition: Antidisestablish- mentarianist (?) KENWAY, GEFF Born: Boston, Massachusetts Activities: Noon Leagues, Softball Noted for: Clem Ambition: To sink the Sea Hawk with Crawf ord KING, TONY Born: Boise, Idaho Activities: Softball, Noon Leagues, Rally Boy Noted for: Bob King Ambition: To rob a Brink ' s armoured car with Bob Cas- se I berry KITTEL, RUTH Born: Washington, D. C. Activities: Student Leader, Block G, Noon Leagues, Baseball, Volleyball, Shows, Gleaner Art Staff, Debat- ing Ciub, Student Leader Captain, Small Pennant, Latin Club Noted for Rufus Ambition: Win the $64,000 Ouestion, subject: Alge- bra (?) KOBELT, CLAUDIA Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Stu- dent Leader, Girls ' Gym helper, Shows, Volleyball, Softball, Block G, Drama, Ninth Grade Music, Track, Girls ' Glee, Basketball Noted for: Horse-tail Ambition: To help Luanne hunt for the duck her duck- tail came from LEE, ARLEN Born: Modesto Activities: Baseball, Basket- ball, Volleyball, Track, Noon Leagues, Block G, Boys ' Gym helper, Shows Noted for: Jane Ambition: To see Mr. Berg with a flattop LEONARD, JACK Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues, Softball Noted for: Spanish Ambition: A in Spanish JOHNSON, TRINA Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Volleyball, Softball, Block G, Noon Leagues, Girls ' Glee, Shows, Track, Glean- er Art Staff, Basketball, Latin Club, Small Pennant, Softball Noted for: Her pony tail (?) Ambition: A pony tail!! JUDAH, STILLSON Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Being called ev- erything except his right name Ambition: To make lots of money KAHL, SUE Born: Kansas City Activities: Student Court, Drama, Student Leader, Shows, Test Assistant, Noon Leagues, Block G, Soft- ball, Volleyball Noted for: Blushing Ambition: To imitate Cather- ine ' s English accent KARP, PHYLLIS Born: Long Beach Activities: Counselors ' helper, Girls ' Glee, Attendance helper, Shows, Gleaner Art Staff, Track, Noon Leagues Noted for: Little Karp Ambition: Dingmaster, SSS Sea Hawk KIMBALL, PAM Born: Berkeley Activities: Social Secretary, Student Council, Girls ' Glee, Shows, Student Lead- er, Noon Leagues, Block G Counselor ' s helper, Basketball, Volleyball Noted for: Rodding around with Joyce Ambition: To be the first Girl Water-Boys on the Cal football team with Joyce, Liz, Sally, Susie and Jane KING, ROBERT Born: Boise, Idaho Activities: Ninth Grade Mu- sic, Drama, Shows Noted for: Tony King Ambition: Test pilot KLEIN, LUANNE Born: Oakland Activities: Girls ' Gym helper, Library helper, Block G, Noon Leagues, Volleyball, Track Small G, Basket- ball Noted for: Duck-tail Ambition: To help Claudia hunt for the horse her horse- tail came from KOLB, TOM Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Basketball, Softball, Mime- ograph Crew Noted for: Ambition Ambition: To make more points in basketball than Regan Hess LEON, DANNY Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues, Vol- leyball, Basketball, Base- ball, Track, Block G Noted for: Little Leon Ambition: Big Leon LE PAGE, SYLVIA Born: Powell River, B.C. Can- ada Activities: Counselors ' helper Library helper, Cafeteria helper, Noon Leagues, Block G, Student Leader Ninth Grade Music, Some Teams Noted for: Gluey last name Ambition: To own an ice cream factory with Lois, Linnie and Sue LERA, SHEILA Born: San Francisco Activities: Shows, Drama, Nurse ' s helper, Student Leader Captain Noted tor: Being with Holly and Margie Ambition: Teach stupid fish how to swim LEWIS, SAMUEL Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Patrol, Noon Leagues, Baseball Noted for: Pro Ambition: To get an A from Miss Riley LI, WINSTON Born: Chungking Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Winston cigar- ettes Ambition: To pass all subjects LOSE, JIM Born: Visalia, California Activities: Noon Leagues, Mimeograph Crew Noted for: Size Ambition: To own a peanut farm with Bob Bennett LYNCH, JUNE Born: New London, Conn. Activities: Student Leader Noted for: Being shy Ambition: To stop being shy MARSHALL, JOHN Born: Ohio Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: LAZY Ambition: To make money without working Mcdonough, larry Born: Bisbee, Arizona Activities: Baseball, Basket- ball, Volleyball, Noon Leagues, Block G Noted for: Gunner Ambition: To score over 20 points in a basketball game LOVEJOY, LINDA Born: Greenbelt, Md. Activities: Student Leader Captain, Gleaner Staff, Gleaner Art Staff, Cafe- teria helper, Ninth Grade Music, Debating Club, Noon Leagues, Shows, Jun- ior Classical League Noted for: Give me Liberty Ambition: To stay a Democrat in spite of Evey MACHEK, VAL Born: Oakland Activities: Girls ' Glee, Noon Leagues, Student Leader, Track, Shows Noted for: Petticoats always showing!! Ambition: Shorter petticoats MARTIN, DONNA Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Ninth Grade Music, Stu- dent Leader, Cafeteria Su- pervisor, Shows Noted for: Daily shoe-cuts Ambition: St. Joseph ' s High McKINNEY, JEANETTE Born: Berkeley Noted for: Being shy Ambition: To raise white rats LOWELL, LARRY Born: Oakland Activities: Band, Noon Leagues, Baseball Noted for: The Poet Ambition: To raise cuckoo birds for clocks MALLETT, NANCY Born: Iowa Activities: Student Leader Noted for: Being quiet Ambition: Typist McCALLUM, RICHARD Born: Oakland Activities: Cafeteria Super- visor, Student Leader Noted for: D ' s in History Ambition: Own our ice cream store Mclaughlin, pat Born: Plainview, Texas Activities: Baseball, Basket- ball, Volleyball, Noon Leagues, Block G, Noon Patrol, Boys ' Gym helper Noted for: Those good (?) Spanish grades Ambition: A in Spanish McOUILLING, DAVID Born: Seattle Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: A real meat beater Ambition: To beat meat with Doug Chan McVICKER, DOUG Born: Oakland Activities: Student Leader, Cafeteria Supervisor, Cafe- teria helper Noted for: Reading books in World History Ambition: To get away with it MELVIN, M ELI N DA ANN Born: Joliet, III. Activities: Counselors ' helper, Girls ' Glee Noted for: Blushing when around boys Ambition: Lion tamer MEYERS, CHARLES Born: Butte, Mont. Activities: Projection Crew, Library helper Noted for: Horrible spelling Ambition: Engineer MILANO, KATHIE Born: Ross Activities: Girls ' Gym helper, Noon Leagues, Girls ' Glee, Gleaner Art Staff, Drama Latin Club Noted for: The ' coon tail on her purse Ambition: Architect MILLER, BERNICE Born: Oakland Activities: Basketball, Volley- ball, Girls ' Gym helper, Noon Leagues, Shows, Drama, Block G, Track, Student Leader, Counselors ' helper, Test Assistant Noted for: Bunnie Ambition: Head surgical nurse for Mr. Roberts MILLER, JUDY Born: Berkeley Activities: Drama, Shows, Stu- dent Leader, Girls ' Gym helper, Noon Leagues, Track Noted for: Short hair Ambition: Long hair MILLER, RICHARD Born: Annapolis, Md. Activities: Noon Patrol, Noon Leagues, Block G, Bas- ketball, Baseball Manager, Softball, Small G Noted for: Never making a team Ambition: Make first string on a team MILLWARD, BARBARA JEAN Born: San hrancisco Activities: Girls ' Glee, Cafe- teria supervisor Noted for: Bobie Jean Ambition: Private secretary MIYASAKI, RONALD Born: Berkeley Activities: Rally Boy, Block G, Noon Leagues, Volley- ball, Baseball, Basketball Noted for: Sock-eye Ambition: Another Bill Russell MONTANO, ARLENE Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues, Cafeteria helper, Ninth Grade Music, Sfudent Lead- er, Shows Noted for: How cha-do Ambition: Private secretary MOONITZ, DAVID Born: San Jose Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Pestering cafeteria supervisors with Wang, Ghisseli and Ongerth Ambition: Ditch digger on Ma rs MOORE, LINDA Born: Texarkana, Texas Activities: Shows, Noon Leagues, Girls ' Glee, Stu- dent Leader Noted for: Many boy friends Ambition: Not to get married until she is 50 MORIOKA, JANE Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Li- brary helper Noted for: Algebra grades Ambition: To pass algebra MORRIS, SANDRA Born: San Jose Noted for: Peroxide Ambition: To join the army ft i V o %t s i A A s s k % i — ' i jr it Jr i Sir ' ' C 0 (v) 4 ! » V 4 • fete W «« - . ' — r JSP! A »: ' v. ' -ji ft t : A S MURRELL, LINDA Born: Manila, The Philippines Activities: Girls ' Glee, Ninth Grade Music, Cafeteria Su- pervisor, Noon Leagues Noted for: Red Ambition: To meet the right boy NELSON, DALYN Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Gleaner Art Staff Noted for: Being short Ambition: Artist NIEL, TONY Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Getting F ' s in English Ambition: To be a millionaire OLDENBURG, KIRSTEN Born: Berkeley Noted for: Gum in M ss Thomson ' s class Ambition: Enter Alcafraz State OPDYKE BEV Born: Sacramento Activities: Drama, Shows, Noon Leagues, Ninth Grade Music Noted for: B. O. Ambition: To play right end for The Bears OVERSTREET, SAIL Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Red Cross, Gleaner Art Staff, Shows, Office helper, Counselors ' helper, Noon Leagues, Track, Gym helper Noted for: Abigail Ambition: To swim the Sa- hara desert with Diane and Carol PARKER, PAULINE ctivities: Student Leader, Girls ' Glee, Ninth Grade Music, Noon Leaaues, Cafete a supervisor, bnows Noted for: Eating spaghetti and fudgecicles Ambition: To be Mr. Van ' s nurse at Napa MURRAY, MYRA Born: San Francisco Activities: Girls ' Glee, Girls ' Gym helper, Attendance helper, Student Leader, Ninth Grade Music Noted for: Her ambition Ambition: To find out what she is noted for NEUBACHER, MARGARET Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues, Or- chestra, Attendance helper, Shows Noted for: Always saying, Man alive!! Ambition: To join Boys ' Glee with Karren and Enna NIELSEN, PAUL Born: Albany Activities: Boys ' Glee, Noon Leagues Noted for: His voice Ambition: To join the Foreign Legion ONG DONNA Activities: Student Leader, Noon Leagues Noted for: Being friendly Ambition: Artist OPPENLANDER, DEAN Born: Berkeley Noted for: Doing things back- wards at wood shop and for doing what Mr. Jewett tells him to do Ambition: To become a tril- lionaire OZEN BERGER, RAY Born: Berkeley Noted for: Twin curls Ambition: To see the day when Van will meet Groucho Marx PARSONS, CAROL Born: Oakland Activities: Girls ' Glee, Shows, Basketball Noted for: Blushing Ambition: Swim the Sahara Desert with Diane and Gail NAKAYA, HARVEY Born: Oakland Noted for: Being around Shari Ambition: Professional bum NICOLES, KEITH Born: Berkeley Activities: Boys ' Glee, Ninth Grade Music, Gymn helper, Cafeteria helper, Noon Leagues, Latin Club Noted for: Loving his wonder- ful teachers Ambition: To unite Van, Jewett, and Phillips in the Crome Dome Club NOSTE, BRYAN Born: San Francisco Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: That nose Ambition: To run away on the Sea Hawk with Rahlves ONGERTH, MICHAEL Born: Berkeley Activities: Softball, Band, Li- brary helper, Cafeteria helper Noted for: Looking like his brother Ambition: Engineer O ' SULLIVAN, BOB Born: Washington, D.C. Activities: Noon Leagues, Bas- ketball, Band Noted for: Stanford Ambition: To get rid of Cal PAPENFUSS, TEDDY Born: Honolulu, Hawaii Activities: Rally boy, Noon Leagues Noted for: Snake boy Ambition: To feed Van to a boa constrictor PATRICK, DOUG Born: Albany Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Pat Ambition: To pass algebra PAXTO N, ROBIN Activities: Shows, Track, Noon Leagues, Ninth Grade Mu- sic, Cafeteria Supervisor, Red Cross Noted for: Track Ambition: To make Mr. Dun- kum change his handwrit- ing from backhand to fore- hand PIPER ARNOLD Born: St. Paul, Minnesota Noted for: Smoking Ambition: To smoke Pall Mall PEEL, JOHN Born: Santa Monica, Calif. Activities: Noon Leaaues, Soft- ball, Whafzit Staff Noted for: Trying to get a B in Spanish Ambition: Magician????? POHL, ENNA Bor or a Activities: Noon Leagues, Gym helper Noted for: Annie Ambition: To join the Boys ' Glee with Margaret and Karren PERRY, LYNDA Born: Oakland Activities: Student Leader, Counselors ' helper Noted for: Squirt Ambition: To paint Mr. Van and Pauline at Napa POPOV, KATHIE Born: Los Angeles Activities: Noon Leagues, Student Leader Noted for: Not wearing lip- stick Ambition: Witch doctor PROCTOR, SUE Born: Baltimore, Maryland Activities: Student Leader, At- tendance helper, Counselors ' helper, Noon Leagues, Track Noted for: Her pony fail Ambition: To be a merry widow with Sharon QUICK, DALE Born: Berkeley Activities: Glee, Noon Leagues, Boys ' Glee Noted for: Half court shots in basketball Ambition: Salesman RAHLVES, GARY Born: Springfield, Missouri . Ac tivities: Noon Leagues, Vol- leyball, Block G, Hall Duty, Track Noted for: Brilliant, shining, bright red hair Ambition: To run away with Noste on the Sea Hawk RAMSEY, DICK Born: Gibbon, Nebraska Activities: Gym helper, Boys ' Glee, Noon Leagues, Ninth Grade Music, Drama Noted for: Driving Sturdi- vant ' s car on the flats Ambition: To scalp an In- dian and give the hair to Mr. Van RICHARDS, JOHN B. Born: New York City Activities: Cafeteria helper, Library helper Noted for: J. B. Ambition: Zoo director ROBERTS, STEPHEN Born: Asheville, North Caro- lina Activities: Orchestra, Cafe- teria helper, Red Cross, Noon Leagues Noted for: Putting up posters in Van ' s room Ambition: To paint a mus- tache on the Sphinx ROGER, LAUNI Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Noon Leagues, Drama, Shows Noted for: Stinky Ambition: Lady wrestler with Margo and Pat ROSS, BETSY Born: Mare Island Activities: Student Leader, Shows, Attendance helper, Noon Leagues, Drama Noted for: Her famous name Ambition: To marry someone with an unfamous name RYGH, JUDY Born: Washington, D. C. Noted for: Mrs. Small, her favorite teacher Ambition: To get an A in Latin SEVERSON, LARRY Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Bowling Ambition: To be the first man to go to the moon SHIROMOTO, RONALD Born: Oakland Noted for: Shere Ambition: Architect SILVAS, STEVE Born: Oakland Activities: Gym helper, Noon Leagues Noted for: Being a bum Ambition: Mr. America SORRENTINO, BOB Born: Richmond Activities: Boys ' Glee, Noon Leagues, Hal! Duty Noted for: B. S. Ambition: To ride on the Natales REDFIELD, HOLLY Born: Berkeley Activities: Girls ' Glee, Or- chestra, Attendance help- er, Teams, Shows, Student Leader Noted for: Teachers ' trial!! Ambition: That the teachers at Berkeley High are as easy to convince as the ones here RICHARDSON, PATTY Born: Albany Activities: Student Leader Noted for: Not knowing what to be noted for Ambition: Interior decorator RODENMAYER, BARBARA Born: Gloucester, Massachu- setts Activities: Cafeteria Super- visor Noted for: Her good disposi- tion Ambition: To be a kinder- garten teacher ROHDE, BILL Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues, Cafeteria Supervisor, Rally Boy Noted for: The great hunt- er!; 1 Ambition: To own a private hunting club with Bill RUBENSTEIN, VICTOR Born: Oakland Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Ruben Ambition: To find an ambi tion SANGER, MARGO Born: Albuquerque, New Mexico Activities: Student Leader, Volleyball, Basketball, Noon Leagues, Shows, Boys ' Glee helper, Block G Noted for: Muggs Ambition: Lady wrestler with Launi SEVERSON, BOB Born: Oakland Noted for: Water Skiing Ambition: Forestry Service SHORT, REBA Born: Camden, Arkansas Activities: Counselors ' helper, Drama, Girls ' Glee, Student Leader Noted for: Southern accent Ambition: To never get rid of her southern accent SMITH, DERRIL Born: Fresno Activities: Noon Leagues, Stu- dent Leader Noted fc: Goofin ' off with Wally Sykes Ambition: Architect SPROSS, KAREN Born: Oakland Activities: Gym helper, Drama, Girls ' Glee Noted for: Being tallest sprout with specs Ambition: To keep R. T. from marrying V. S. REVZAN, KEN Born: Chicago Activities: Noon Leagues, Drama, Shows Noted for: Going to Student Court more times than any- one else Ambition: To sink the Sea Hawk with a water pistol RIESE, TED Born: Berkeley Activities: Library helper, Boys ' Glee Noted for: Theodore Ambition: Quadrillionaire (after taxes) ROGER, MIKE Born: San Francisco Activities: Gym helper, Boys ' Glee, Noon Leagues, Li- brary helper, Cafeteria helper, Saturday Leagues, Coin Club, Ninth Grade Music, Projection Crew Noted for: Hating teachers Ambition: To love the teach- ers at Berkeley High ROMASCAN, ED Born: New York Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Good disposition Ambition: Electrical Engineer RUSSELL, DAVID Born: Vancouver, Canada Activities: Projection Crew Noted for: Stack of books Ambition: Electrical engineer SEBREE, TOM Born: Oakland Activities: Gym helper, Bas- ketball, Boys ' Glee, Rally Boy, Noon Leagues, Golf Club Noted for: T. S. Ambition: To make some hair tonic to make Van ' s hair grow! SEYMOUR, MARIBETH Born: Dales, Oregon Activities: Drama, Girls ' Glee, Attendance helper, Shows Noted for: Forgetting her pencil Ambition: To remember to bring one to class SIEWERT, BILL Born: Oakland Activities: Band, Orchestra Noted for: Trying to find an ambition Ambition: To find out what he ' s noted for SMITH, RICKY Born: Mt. Shasta Activities: Gym helper, Rally Boy, Cafeteria helper, Track, Latin Club Noted for: R. S. Ambition: To replace Mr. Van Matre STEPHENS, KATHY Born: Wichita, Kansas Activities: Girls ' Glee, Shows, Ninth Grade Music, Noon Leagues, Cafeteria Super- visor, Basketball Noted for: Getting Connie in trouble in Miss Riley ' s room Ambition: To own a counter- feiting press with Riggs HmtL. mm 57 S3. K ill; am J V JR . »v. STEPHENSON, JIMMY Born: Philadelphia Activities: Projection Crew Noted for: Being small Ambition: Civil Engineer STOCKER, CHARLES Born: Hollywood Activities: Cafeteria Super- visor, Cafeteria helper Noted for: Chas Ambition: To get a good grade in Latin from Mrs. McCurdy STROSS, BARBARA Born: Berkeley Activities: Library helper, Or- chestra, Noon Leagues, Vol- leyball, Track Noted for: Yelling in the halls Ambition: Horse doctor TAGUMI, ROBERT Born: Sacramento Activities: Student Court, Basketball, Block G Noted for: Tagi Ambition: To sell a hair-grow- ing tonic to Mr. Van TAYLOR, CONNIE Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Those eyes Ambition: To get Kathy In trouble with Miss Riley TURNER, STEVE Born: Abilene, Texas Activities: Noon Leagues, Li- brary helper Noted for: S.S.S. Sea Hawk Ambition: To sink S.S.S. Fa- rallon ULVANG, LOIS Born: Anchorage, Alaska Activities: Student Leader, Red Cross, Girs ' Gym help- er, Office helper, Track, Noon Leagues, Giris ' Glee, Shows Noted for: Blushing Ambition: To go back to Alaska and live in an igloo VI LLARRU D, JOAN Born: Berkeley Activities: Counselors ' helper, Girls ' Glee, Gym helper, Li- brary helper, Noon Leagues, Office helper, Orchestra, Shows, Track Noted for: Those A ' s in Latin!! Ambition: To go into Law WALKER, MIKE Born: Berkeley Activities: Band, Orchestra, Rally Committee, Volley- ball, Basketball, Track, Block G, Small G, Shows, Noon Leagues, Caf- eteria Noted for: My love for teach- ers Ambition: To give Mr. Gre- rnaux a chatter mark WEST, KAREN Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Cafeteria Supervisor, Ninth Grade Music, Noon Leagues, Grade Represent- ative, Shows, Student Coun- cil, Trac k, Latin Club, Gleaner Art Staff Noted for: Westy Ambition: Easty STEVENS, CAROLD Born: Albany Activities: Noted for: His Initials C. S. Ambition: To change his ini- tials STRATHEMAN, BETTY Born: Long Beach Activities: Girls ' Glee, Swim Club Noted for: 5 ' 9 Ambition: 6 ' 2 STRUBLE, ADRIENNE Born: Oakland Activities: Student Leader Gleaner Art Staff, Ninth Grade Music, Shows, Coun- selors ' helper Noted for: Her ambition Ambition: To find the gator who said see you later TALBOTT, JUDY Born: Albany Activities: Noon Leagues, Cafeteria helper Noted for: Going to auto races Ambition: To drive in a pow- derpuff derby TILTON, PAT Born: Hartford, Connecticut Activities: Library helper, Noon Leagues, Student Leader, Ninth Grade Mu- sic, Shows Noted for: Scatterbrain Ambition: Lady wrestler with Margo and Launi TURTURICE, PETER Born: Oakland Activities: Cafeteria Super- visor, Noon Leagues Noted for: Pedro Ambition: To be good in B. H. S. VERHOOGEN, ALEXIS Born: Watsa, Belgian Congo Activities: Treasurer, Student Council, Noon Leagues, Volleyball, Basketball, Soft- ball, Office helper, Boys ' Glee Noted for: Bugger Ambition: To get into a girls ' college with Keggie VON BARGEN, RICHARD Born: Santa Rosa Activities: Noon Leagues Noted for: Rich Ambition: To fly to the moon WANG, WIN Born: Washington, D. C. Activities: Library helper, Cashier Noted for: All A ' s Ambition: To teach Van Al- gebra WETHERELL, ROBERT Born: Berkeley Activities: Boys ' Glee, Gym helper, Ninth Grade Music, Assistant Rally Captain, Shows Noted for: Knowing the an- swers to the Algebra prob- lems before school Ambition: To sail around the world STEVENS, GORDON Born: Berkeley Activities: Volleyball, Noon Leagues, Baseball, Track Noted for: Gordo Ambition: To enter the House of Blue Lights with Tom Sebree STREETER, MYRNA Born: Albany Activities: Girls ' Glee, Cafe- teria helper, Volleyball, Basketball, Noon Leagues Noted for: Being tall Ambition: Legal secretary SYKES, WALLY Born: Berkeley Activities: Student Leader, Noon Leagues Notedfor: Goofin ' off with Derril Smith Ambition: Doctor TALBOTT, LOIS Born: Oakland Activities: Student Leader, Girls ' Glee, Shows, Noon Leagues, Track Noted for: Curly hair Ambition: To own an ice cream factory with Sue, Syl- via and Linnie TUFT, MIKE Born: Berkeley Activities: Rally Captain, Boys ' Glee, Ninth Grade Music, Volleyball, Student Council, Block G Noted for: Patti ' s shadow Ambition: To have girls like the Sea Hawk with Bob and Ray UCCELLI, ROSEMARY Born: New York Activities: Cafeteria Super- visor, Test Assistant, Stu- dent Leader, Track Noted for: Those A ' s ??? Ambition: To get those A ' s VILLA, VERONICA Born: Santa Barbara Activities: Counselors ' helper, Noon Leagues, Shows, Drama Noted for: Ronie Ambition: To Teach Pam all 25 verses of Davy Crockett WALDO, MARY Born: New Haven, Connecti- cut Activities: Noon Leagues, Tropical Fish Club Noted for: Staying off the honor roll Ambition: To get on the honor roll WEISS, MARIANNA Born: Pakrac, Yugoslavia Activities: Noon Leagues, Latin Club Noted for: Good grades Ambition: A good pianist WHITCOMB, SUE Born: Berkeley Activities: Test Assistant, Soft- ball, Music Club, Noon Leagues Noted for: Those brown eyes! Ambition: To swim across the ocean WHITE, ELIZABETH Born: Berkeley Activities: Noon Leagues, Stu- dent Leader, Track Noted for: Not digging Al- gebra Ambition: First girl to attend Notre Dame WILDERSON, LARRY Born: Oakland Activities: Boys ' Glee Noted for: Worst student in in Garfield Ambition: To get a car WISEMAN, PAT Born: Oakland Activities: Drama, Student Leader, Noon Leagues, At- tendance helper, Ninth Grade Music, Shows, Cheer Leader, Student Council Noted for: Talking too much Ambition: To stop talking WOODWORTH, HARRY Born: Honolulu, Hawaii Activities: Golf Club, Noon Leagues, Student Leader, Basketball Noted for: Falling asleep in Van ' s class Ambition: Engineer YOUNG, DONALD Born: Portugal Activities: Boys ' Glee Noted for: Getting in trouble Ambition: To get out of school real quick-like WICKLIFFE, LYNN Born: Oakland Activities: Ninth Grade Mu- sic, Shows Noted for: Sun bleached hair! Ambition: To sink the Sea Hawk WILLIAMS-FOOTE, SUSAN Born: Berkeley Activities: Girls ' Glee, Stu- dent Leader, Office helper, Attendance helper, Shows, Track, Noon Leagues, Drama Noted for: Trying to keep her figure (????) Ambition: To be the first Girl Water-boys on the Cal football team with Jane, Sally, Liz, Joyce, and Pam WOHLETZ, ELIZABETH Born: Berkeley Activities: Girls ' Glee, Block G, Track, Softball, Vol- leyball, Noon Leagues, Shows, Student Leader, Gleaner Art Staff Noted for: Purple Cow Ambition: To be the first Girl Water-boys on the Cal team with, Suzie, Jane, Sally, Joyce, and Pam WRIGHT, SALLY Born: San Francisco Activities: Secretary, Student Leader, Student Council, Ninth Grade Music, Girls ' Glee, Counselors ' helper, Track, Office helper, Test Assistant, Shows, Noon Leagues Noted for: Her glasses Ambition: To help Lindi change Sea Scouts to Mon- day nights YOUNG, RALPH Born: Berkeley Activities: Library helper, Band, Orchestra Noted for: His brief-case Ambition: To be in the Gleaner WIGHT, SUE Born: San Diego Activities: Student Leader, Office helper, Red Cross President, Student Council, Girls ' Glee, Shows, Basket- ball, Track, Noon Leagues, Ninth Grade Music Noted for: Tex Ambition: To be a kindergar- ten or Physical Education teacher in Texas! WINFIELD, JANE Born: Dallas, Texas Activities: Gym helper, Block G, Girls ' Glee, Track, Volleyball, Baseball, Drama, Shows, Ninth Grade Music, Noon Leagues Noted for: Arlen Ambition: To be the first Girl Water-boys on the Texas football team with Susie, Sally, Joyce, Liz, and Pam WOLFARD, LINDA Born: Berkeley Activities: Shows, Gleaner Art Staff, Counselors ' help- er, Library helper Noted for: Lindi Ambition: To help Sally change Sea Scouts to Mon- day nights YAEGER, MARCIA Born: San Jose Activities: Cafeteria Super- visor, Student Leader Noted for: Her horsetail Ambition: To travel YOURD, ROLAND Born: Youngstown, Ohio Activities: Band Noted for: Ron Ambition: Engineer ZAMARONI, CAROL Born: Berkeley Activities: Block G, Girls ' Glee, Ninth Grade Music, Shows, Drama, Student Leader, Noon Leagues, Vol- leyball, Track, Test Assis- tant, Office helper Noted for: All her crazy par- ties Ambition: To own a c-o-o-l Ford convertible and go tooting around with II, 20, and 31 Shortest Tallest dst Rrtistic iJ 1 ' J TlMIDEST InrisT In PISH 1 ' f Qmh r- CUTETSTOMILE Thinnest Interesting •jj Cutest Smartest STATISTICS MOST HILL flCNTZ Tallest: Myra Murray, Larry Crawford Shortest: Dalyn Nelson, Jim Lose Best Athlete: Clarene Goon, Jim Hemphill Best Student: Trina Johnson, Win Wang Most Artistic: Judy Galpin, Don Young Most Versatile: Moni Gatewood, Bill Crawford Most Likely to Succeed: Moni Gatewood. Bill Crawford Wittiest: Patty Canham, Bill Crawford Teachers ' Trial: Phillips Karp, Ken Revzan Cutest Couple: Jane Winfield, Arlen Lee Most Popular: Joyce Burton, Ray Bressler Prettiest Hair: Judy Jastram, Mike Ander- son Friendliest Smile: Lois Ulvang, Conrad Chevez Prettiest Eyes: Diane Frederickson, Larry Lowell Best Figure: Sally Wright, Arlen Lee Best All Around Personality: Pam Kimball, Ray Bressler Best Manners: Judy Jastram, Alexis Ver- hoogan Favorite Food: Johnny ' s Hamburgers Favorite Drink: Coke Best Actor: James Dean Best Actress: Debbie Reynolds Favorite Radio Program: Lucky Lagei Dance Time Favorite Television Program: Mickey Mouse Club Favorite Singers: Sue Kahl, Paul Nielsen Favorite Song: Angels in the Sky Favorite Sport: Skiing Favorite Movie: Rebel Without a Cause Favorite Pastime: Opposite Sex 13 Vol No. June 15, 1956 Berkeley Priceless f i Primary Election Coming Up Soon It will be a fight to the finish for sure, as the three candidates fight it out for the Presidential nomination. Ray Bres- sler still stands unopposed on one ticket, but the Crawfordists and Andersonists are bitterly fighting it out on the other. Senator Tony Horn who has become a great card player, suggested that the states be divided up and each candidate be given an equal amount. Senator Mike Roger, always practical, stated that perhaps the result would be a tie, but he was overruled. Then candidate Crawford accused candidate Anderson of illegally influencing the residents of his states. Anderson promptly fired back that he would not take such an insinuation without proof. The fight came to an open brawl when Crawford disclosed that he had his underground too. Anderson replied that that was a I blow below the belt. He then openly declared war on Crawford. Crawford told Anderson that this was unconsti- tutional and was backed by Mr. Knud- son. Anderson ignored the comment and told Crawford to name the weapons. Crawford chose jellybeans on roller skates at fort} - paces. Anderson accep- ted and the big day arrived. The jelly beans were lined up and both candidates i were warming up. All at once Supreme Court Judge Michael Tuft arrived and announced that the whole business was unconstitutional and besides all the peo- ple in New York were moving into Rhode Island. So Crawford and An- derson shook hands and postponed the duel till another day. FLASH! A Red Hot Exclusive By Linnie Bock The great Algebra Haters Club formed back in ' 56 is going to have a huge reunion at Miss Sue Wight ' s house. For many years now the mem- bers have been busily collecting all the algebra books in circulation. They have robbed the libraries, plundered the schools, and even robbed the Algebra Teachers ' Rest Home. At the reunion, a grand prize of an atttomatic cosmic ray pencil will be presented to the per- son who has collected the most books. We have heard rumors that John B. Richards and Margie Anderson have a very good chance. After the ceremony Ken Revzan will prepare a gigantic bonfire and Sylvia Le Page will light it. Then all the members will have a wild time throwing in the books and eating yami yogart and oatmeal mush topped with olives. There will be some special awards called a.- given to the best algebra haters for outstanding courage and bravery- Our underground secret serv- ice, the Worm Patrol. informs us that Sally George. Liz Wohletz, Rob Cassel- Vrry. and Fred Fitzgerald are to receive rewards. Famous Scientist Disproves Own Theory We are sorry to inform you that the discovery made by the noted scientist John GhiseUi has been disproved today, and by none other than the man him- self. Mr. Ghiselli had evolved a scheme whereby he could view the inhabitants of Mars with his powerful telescope. He described them as being a sort of blue-black all over with 6 legs and sev- eral pairs of beady red eyeballs. They were very clever, said Ghiselli, and they could walk up the side of a building quite easily. The scientist and his assistant. Win Wang, were both excited and spent almost two hours with the reporters, Richard Von Bargon, Mike Franc ' sco. Alexander Guthrie. A little later Mr. Ghiselli was cleaning his equipment and he was dis- mayed to find that there was a common black and on the end of the telescope, and he had just been looking at the and magnified umpteen times. The scientist is now in a state of mental shock and will spend a lot of time at the Happy Dale Sanitarium. Dr. Ralph Young says that Ghiselli ' s case is a rather acute one, but we are confident that he will recover. ADVICE TO LOVELORN BY MONI GATEWOOD Q. — I ' m going steady with the cap- tain of the football team but I ' m afraid he doesn ' t like me. He spends more time with his football than he does with me. — Betty Strathman A. — I suggest that since he is so disloy- al, you better break up with him. When you do, please let me know. Q. — My husband beats me everv night. What shall I do? — Lois Ulvang A. — Stop gambling with him. Q. — I ' m in love with the man up the street and the man down the street is in love with me, and my sister is in love with him. — Valerie Machek A. — Take an alka-seltzer. If that doesn ' t work, you ' ll have to commit suicide. OLYMPICS AT PAPOOSE GORGE 1976 Winter Olympics were held re- cently. They were a crowning success. The Russian ream, who were runners- up in the toboggan race, happily crowned the USA ' s team with their to- boggan. Wishing to be fair and square, the USA ' s team crowned them back. It was proposed that they shake hands af- terward, but as none of the team members was in condition to do so, it was post- poned. The team : Larry McDonough, Pat McLaughlin. Alexis erhoogen, Randv Cramer, will be spending a little time (about 9 months) in the hospital, but thev have nothing on the toboggan sleds. All that is left is a heap of splinters. This is most alarming because, said Prof. Ro- land Yourd today, We can ' t even tell which are Russian splinters and which are ours ! One of the most daring spectacular events was the ski jump in which Lin- nie Bock took first place. She said to- day that the reason for her exceptional speed was that she used to jump off Marin Ave. so as not to be late for school. When told that she has made a record of one minute flat, she remarked that she must be getting rusty: she could never have gotten upstairs before the second bell. The second skier out was really the most graceful. He soared way out over the slope, like a bird, remarked Charlene Akers. a bystander. Unfortunately, it was discovered that Miss Akers was right. Bill Ambrose ' s shoelace came untied and he tripped before he got out the gate. He was allowed another chance and had his other shoe lace not come untied, he might have won the cup. Bill has now enrolled for a course in shoe lace tying at the Garfield Xursery School. What Are You? First Initial Last Initial A- -Adorable Adolescent B -Bothersome Behoper C- -Cute Cat D- -Dopey Doll E— -Enthusiastic Egotist F- -Fat Fool G- -Gruesome Gangster H- -Horrible Hepcat I- —Ignorant Icicle J- -Jolly Juvenile K- -Kissable Kangaroo -Likeable Lunkhead M -Mad Monster -Xosey Nuisance O- -Obnoxious Oyster P- -Prettv Prisoner -Quiet Quack R— -Romantic Rogue S- -Sneaky Stinker T- -Timid Tiger U- -Unseen Umpire V- -Variable Valentine W- -Witty Watermelon X- -Xenomorphic Xylophonist Y- -Young Yankee Z- -Zealous Zaney By : Clarence Goon UNCLE BUNKER ' S GAME CORNER ( Panel of experts : Derril Smith, Wallj Sykes. Kathie Popov. Barbara Stross.) Directions : Just by changing the word slightlv. see if vou can make the evo- lution from GAZETTE to CHI- CAGO. GAZETTE TV SCHEDULE 8:00 — John B. Richards spotlights the news 8:30 — Toby Clark turns the house lights on 9:00 — Breakfast in Bed with Dale Carter 9 :30 — Does Duz Love Dove, with Sobs Sanger 10:00 — Bing Gong Firehouse, with Priscilla 10:30— Old Mudder Jones, with Wendy Jones 11:00— The Wyoming Wetherell Show 11:30 — Samuel Q. Lewis 12 :00 — Bust the Pig, with Gordon Get rich quick Fawkes 12 :30 — Guiding Spite, with Grudgey Gayer 1 :00 — Galpin and Canham Show — Sensation of Modern Scream I :30 — Laff Time — half hour of re- covery from G. and C. show. 2:00 — The Big Pate Off— execu- tioner. Bloody Backus 2:30 — Ince Upon a Time, with Dickie the Pooh 3 :00 — Johnson Quartet — Diane. Jane, John. Trina 3 :30 — Arthur Godthix with all the little Godthixeths : Keaster, Veronica. Hollace. Marilou 4 :00 — Western John Marshal 4:30 — Shari Evans Show — excitin? new discovery in the vocal world 5 :00 — Mooney Moonitz show 5 :30 — Moonev Moonitz show (Hog!) 6:00 — Tasumi tells the time with Miyasaki to wind the clock 6: ? 0 — fh ' xsteffield news with Doug M. Felders 7 :00 — Hopalong Hischier 7 :30 — Choke Time with Bob Fouke. his bare hands and a shovel 8:00 — U.S. Rubber Hour, with Spitwad Romascan and Miss Riley 8:30— Mr. and Mrs. West 9 :00 — I Love Launi 9:30 — Boxing — Jeff Kenway and Dave Bowman 10 :00 — Limberger Theater with Re- gan Hess and a clothespin 10:30 — Ivey Theater with Diane Ichiyasu II :00 — The Pot and the Kittel — presented bv Proctor and Gold Co. 11 :30 — Late Show 12:00 — Late, Late Show 12:30 — Late, Late, Late Show 1 :00 — Early, Early Morning Show Editor of this Garfield Gaz ette Linda Lovejoy CHICAGO Hints for Modern Homemakers It is most economical to sell vour house in March and buv it back in Mav. — Gary Debell. Bartlett Hills, Hollywood. Calif. If you put bricks on the children ' s heads, they won ' t grow so fast. — Adrienne Kimura, Kookamooga (or is it Kookamagoo ?) If you like to read in the bathtub, it is best not to put any water in the tub. — Jim Baylor. Poker Flats. It is best to be insured when the house burns down. — Robin Paxton, Hernando ' s Hideaway. If you want to find out whether your guppies are boys or girls, here is a foolproof method. Just add a little sodium hydroxide to the water. Then if he floats to the top, he is a boy, and if she floats to the top, she is a girl. — Lois Talbott, Davy Jones ' Locker. Don ' t take no wooden Nicoles ! — Marsha Atkinson, Oilwell, Oklahoma. THE GARFIELD GAZETTE Page 2 GAZETTE Last night a singular event occurred, one which had reverberations all over the country: the cast of the H. M. S Pinafore reuned for a grand perform- ance of their operetta. Just for color, the setting was the old Garfield Audi- torium, which was used for the original performance. The house was packed ; there were three men hanging from the balcony rail by their suspenders. Mrs. Kressman didn ' t look a day older ; she could tickle the ivories just as fast or faster than her former students remem- bered. When the gold curtain drew back, there they were : the sailors in their blue jerkins, complete with long black sideburns. Mari Erickson at last had found a pair of ducks that fit her. The captain was exactly the same as the cast remembered, except that he lost the cat of nine tails and had to use one of Sir Joseph ' s shoulder deco- rations. Sir Joseph didn ' t mind, it kept falling off anyway. Buttercup looked so much like Buttercup that Buttercup almost fooled Buttercup herself. Even Deadeye was more triangular than usual. Ralph Rackstraw was still a highbrow Englishman, but when Jose- phine ' s parasol collapsed in the middle of Act II, there was a scene behind it that the audience missed. Josephine really outdid herself, though, and as her lovely voice floated across the foot- lights, it was suddenly May, 1956, and the cast was 9th graders again. By the time the final curtain came down, the audience was hoarse with cheering. Mrs. Kressman was radiant with ex- citement. She said she was having the time of her life. The cast promised to reune again in 1996 (?) CLASSIFIED SECTION WANTED — Geni us by the name of Ray Ozenberger. Am flunking Al- gebra and need your help. Must have the name of Ray Ozenberger. Can be contacted in 101 at all times. WANTED— Three baby alligators for a lonely mother. Contact Teddy Papenfuss, 1, the Swamp. LOST — Black and white polka dotted cat. Very gentle household pet. Re- ward. Lynn Wycliffe, Mountaintop, Tennessee FOUND— Lost chord. FOR SALE— Collie pups. Thorough- bred parents. 3 of them. Margaret Neubacher, Pet Pound FOUND — Small leopard. Left on the corner of Shattuck and Vine. Never mind a reward. You can ' t replace a hand anyway. Jim Lose, Ward 2, Bed 26. LOST— chord. LOST — a green alligator wallet con- taining 3 pennies, a bus transfer, a library card (no. 34607128), a social security card (no. 100024) and two theater stubs. If you find it, discard it. Bob Enslin, 1100 Skid Row. FOR SALE — everything I own. Come down for the big auction. Have to leave immediately. Carold Stevens, Death Row, San Quentin. FOR SALE — a house on the tracks ; inquire soon. House will be gone in 20 minutes. Liz White, Faulty Co. WANTED — set of teeth. Have some old ones to trade in on the new ones. Mr. Van, Algebra Teachers ' Rest Home. Which twin was washed in Foamie and which one in an ordinary washday detergent ? Guess — Bev Opdyke of New Amster- dam guessed the right one. Answer — No, I ' m sorry, it is the left one. You lose the $1,000,000, but you get a 50 year ' s supply of Foamie, any- way. Extra! Great Scientist, Val Duel, Discovers How Sound Barrier Came to Be CRASH! It was the fourth time the wall- of Jupiter ' s domain cracked and tumbled to the ground. Yes, it was that unruly God of Noise, Clatterus, sounding off again. The vibrant sound waves shook all of Mt. Olympus. It was then that Jupiter, king of the ' gods, knew that he must put a stop to this ear-splitting, wall-cracking din. When Clatterus called a mere, Hey, Jupe! women ' s dresses blew flat against them, the earth trembled, and walls fell down to the earth. Jupiter pondered and pondered over his problem, even losing three nights of sleep. Finally the thought struck him ! Why not build an invisible wall, so strong that even the tremendous vibra- tions of Clatterus ' hullabaloo could not pierce its invincible foundation? The wall was constructed, and Clatterus was grounded down to earth where he could holler all he wanted to without creating a major earthquake. And even to this day, the sound barrier of Jupi- ter ' s still exists. But now, Jupiter is faced with another problem : jet planes. Every now and then the walls of his home crack and tumble to the ground ! And who knows? Someday he will de- vise a way to outsmart the modern sound-barrier-breakers ! Problems of the Day As summer is coming on and since the Vsummer = swimming2, we decided to have something appropriate in this column. Here it is : If a swimming pool holds 23,000 gallons of water and has 3 pipes, one filling and two emptying, how many lily pads are there in the deep end? For the more intelligent genius, we included a slightly more advanced prob- lem : A swimming pool is 30 ft. by 60 ft., and it holds 45,000 gallons. There are 3,857,291 tiles on the bottom. There is one pipe to empty and one to fill. Both are rusty and full of holes. If the diving board is 5 ft. above the water, should you wear a small, medium or large cap in the pool? ANSWER: Some of the steps may seem a little remote to you, but we assure you, there is no other way. GAZETTER GAZELLE GAYNESS JOYLESS JOURNEY CHIMNEY CHICAGO OLD LADY BOCK ' S GOSSIP COLUMN QUESTION: Is it true that singer Shari Evans wore a kelly green pillbox coat with a blue dress when she drove along Main Street in her crimson red Cadillac on her way to a cocktail party at the Brazilian room where the cook, Johnathon B. Richards of Berkeley, had made a chiffon cake in her honor? ANSWER: I ' m afraid you heard the story the wrong way because I was there at the party and know what really happened. Miss Evans fainted when she ate the blue sponge cake made by Johnathon B. Richards of Berkeley. Then she took some kelly green pills and recovered. Mr. Richards turned crimson red when he discovered that he had made a real blue sponge, due to a few miscalculations in cooking. QUESTION: I heard from private sources that the hockey world champion. Mr. Pat McLaughlin, told Sandy Lewis the secret of his success. He said that he practices hitting the puck with top end of the hockey stick instead of the bottom end. ANSWER: It seems to me that your private sources aren ' t very accurate. Pat McLaughlin is the state-wide baseball champion who plays second base on the Down With Van team. He does practice with the tip of the bat instead of the base, but he uses jaw breakers instead of balls. QUESTION : A friend of mine informed me that Miss Charlene Akers, the best dressed lady in California, got lost in one of her many clothes closets. I believe it was number 18, the Bermuda section. At any rate, she was lost for five days and when found she told authorities that she had existed on pink and blue Bermuda socks. She says they are quite tasty. ANSWER : That ' s about the way I heard it except she did have a Hershey bar with her. I heard that she rolled the socks around it and took very small bites. The other day she served them at a tea at her mansion and I understand that the guests left in quite a rush. QUESTION: I read in True Confessions Magazine that jockey Mike Roger, whom all the horses love, tried to cross the Mohave Desert on his oldest nag called Keitheo. The article said that he failed because his nag kept eating on the way and it was too expensive. Also because of the intense heat Mr. Roger had to con- stantly apply sun lotion and his skin eventually turned lime green. ANSWER: I think you need a little straightening out. For one thing never depend on True Confessions Magazine. My dog knows more than they do. Mike Roger is a movie star who goes riding on his thoroughbred horse, Keitheo. He turned green when some crazy scenery jerks on the set spilled a bucket of lime green paint on him. Once he did make a trip across the Mohave Desert, but by plane. I ' ve heard he likes the stewardesses. QL T ESTION : Is it true that the famous ballerina, Marianna Weiss, accidentally dropped one of the stage lights on one of her fans called Sylvia Lepage. I heard that she got carried away in one of her dances and the audience went wild, causing a stage light to fall off. Then she accidentally dropped it on a screaming fan called Sylvia Lepage. ANSWER : You are very mistaken. Although she is an accomplished ballerina. Miss Weiss is known for her talent as a pianist. In one of her performances a fan called Sylvia Lepage kept begging for one of the piano keys. Miss Weiss very gracefully tossed her one of the red roses off the stage scenery. NOTICE: If you have any interesting tidbits, please sends them to BOCK 123 Whoduyasee Street Berpeley, Gulpafornia BAY AREA MOVIE GUIDE Berkeley The Hilarious Comedy, Hanged (Not Hung) The Hangers — Dave Dickson, Stillson Judah, Bev Opdyke, Bob O ' Sullivan, Arlen Lee The Hanged — Jeff Brown, Mari Erickson, Conrad Chevez, Lindy Wolfard, Jane Winfield (The closet was built specially for this film by Larry Lowell, who bought the closet complete with hangers for his Bartlett Hills Mansion.) Bayville And another Walt Dizzy Adventure, Up in the Air Birdmen — Bob Bennett, Mike Walker, Steve Turner, Harry Dodson Birds — Rosal Baudette, Bill Evans, Reba Short Eggs — Valrie Duel, Clarene Goon, George Bliss, Marcia Jacobson And an added feature — An awful orange ooblick cartoon ! The face of the Grand Canyon has been scaled ! The expedition led by Jim Hemphill and including Myron Artist, John Peel, Danny Leon, Art Andrews, Vic Coffield, was finally successful on the third try. The first time, John Peel, who was carrying the food, laid it down to tie his shoe, and when he looked up, it was back at the bottom of the gorge. The second time they built a fire on a ledge, and the warden, John DeVries, came around and took a shot at them. He pierced the canteen of water, and they had to turn back again. The third try is always the charm, said Jim Hemphill later. They had to hack out each step they took and climb it like a ladder. There is now a ladder up the face of the Grand Canyon, which may be used for future reference. The last evening they found themselves on a sheer face at bedtime. So they hacked out a ledge to sleep on. This ledge took them 3 nights and 2 days, but finally they got to sleep. The climbers had cut out the ledge so artistically that Mike Ongerth pro- claimed it a priceless masterpiece, and it was removed and taken to the Metro- politan Museum of Art (for future reference). 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